| "You know, a brooding angst ridden and misunderstood musician. Dark clothes just fit the profile better." "I write about people who left me for good reason or no reason. It would be cathartic if I was learning from it, but I keep making the same mistakes." "The world is a scary place sometimes. But it's worth it." "That's the important thing, to have fun." "I just fell bass-ackwards into luck again." "Man there alot of little fuckers out there!" (after the house lights were brought up at a show in MN) "This ain't no fucking Metallica concert. If we see anyone over the age of 70 crowd surfing, we're going home." "Every night there is something written on the stage for Rob to do. Tonight it says, 'Rob, get on stage you sexy bitch and say hi to your dad', so Hi Dad!" "We don't take ourselves too seriously, with anything. And it's not because we're total fuck-ups. We just realize we're lucky enough to be able to make this record and get our emotions out every night in front of all these people, beating it out, screaming and going crazy. We have really good lives and we're having a great time." "We had a little thing going, me and the camel." (talking about the camel in the Real World video) "Our whole next record is going to be mad phat rhymes kickin hip hop grooves. It'll be the exactly the same record, we're just gonna rap it." "These are all the, all the ingredients. This is everything you need for a good rock show. And you got, you got lights, you got people. And you got rock and roll, and then you break it down. Then you walk out. You say something cool, what do you say? Uh, everybody, throw the goat! Give me the goat! Give me the goat! Yeah, there you go, that's worth it! That was, that was worth the whole price of admission right there, baby, throwing the goat!" "Alright. Now hold on. Good God, Kyle. Kyle, grab that from that young lady. You gotta grab that, right there. That's the one right there. Hold on, let me see this, let me see it for a second. Now see, normally.....Now I think… I thought I'd seen it all. We're starting this little ditty, right? Be sure that we're trying to get the big rock show ending. You know that's what you do at the big rock show, right? Just as I was starting, and I was feeling it folks, I was feeling feisty, you know what I'm saying? And then, and then I saw this....(holds up a sign that reads KYLE, I'D REACH MY HAND IN YOUR POCKET ANYDAY)....Oh, and Carson, if you're out there baby, you're a hottie, too. Kyle. Kyle, I would reach my hand down in your pocket anytime, Kyle. Cuz I think you're a sexy man. With a big guitar." "I hear songs that don’t exist. That’s my job." Adam and Rob on Loveline (the radio show): Adam: Now don't get me wrong, I am down with a good pair of breasts, but if they are hurtin' ya, get the breast reduction sweety. Rob: Did you hear that? Adam is "down with a good pair of breasts." At the Manchester University Student Union on June 16, 2000, talking about "Bent": "When we put this song on the record and released it as a single, we had no idea what it meant over here. Not that there is anything wrong with that!" "I've come to the conclusion that there are two types of people in life: Those who have been to Graceland- and those who have not. I am thankful to say that I am one of those people who has!" "It was in Houston at the Hard Rock, it was a small room with a fuckload of people. And at the end of the show, Kyle actually picks up Adam and thew him into the crowd and walked off the stage!" (in Yahoo! Chat, talking Adam's embarassing moments) "Let's get some air up in this motha-fucker." (Rob was half-asleep) "It was this or prison." "That's my actual new name, by the way.... Major songwriter dude.. writer guy." "Or you can masturbate with it (a Grammy) because that's sexual in nature." "I would just like to say that those little red laser things scare the HELL outta me. I mean, I'm up here trying to sing, and it's like, AAH!...Damn they scare the hell outta me." |
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