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| "We just drank a lot and picked up girls." "Most of it is like: 'You guys have sold too many records. You don't deserve that.' But what are we going to do?" "On the first few takes [of 'Smooth'] there are these twenty-minute versions with just screaming back and forth between Santana and the vocal. It was mad fun." "I think teenage girls are great because they don't drink, and don't get annoying! And then they're nice and say they like us!" "I'm peeing right now! Adam's wearing slippers, and Rob's peeing!" "I lived in detention! After day detention, every Saturday, Saturday school. Because I thought it was more fun to go to the beach and surf than classses. And first period forget it." "We would go out and sometimes I get grabbed by some drunk person, and Paul says, I'm glad it's you out there." "Never grab someone's ass while they're not looking" "You can show me as much of your ass as you want, but that's not sexuality." "Arizona Green Tea--I fuckin' drink it! Could you see that on every billboard across America?" "This is America, and a man can still have deviant sex with his wife if he wants to." "Brian's the loner, Kyle's, you know, the quiet funny one, Adam's the loud funny one, and me and Paul are mean." "We have sold out, my friends. We are selling out as we speak."--Showing off his Adidas shoes and pants "All you damn Canadians do is smoke and drink--what a great country!" "I just wanna be a happy Christmas kinda guy" "Canada is like Bizarro World. Everything is the same, like this Wendy's cup, except there are these inconspicuous Canadian flags everywhere you look." "Cunt. It's a magical word." "I've got the microphone now, and I sound like the Big Man! You want a piece of this, Little Buddy?" "If you're gonna drink, drink responsibly...alot." "Anyone who's over 12 years old has cheated at least once in their life, right?" "I would rather have someone know all the words to my songs than to see me in the grocery store, and know who I am." "School violence to me was you either got your ass kicked or you didn't get your ass kicked." "Hang on... I gotta drink some beverage!" "What the fuck? Like hell you're getting this back. You threw it up here at my head, it's mine now."--after someone threw a boot at him at a concert. "I see it's fuzzy hat day here in Australia today, yeah, Melbourne Cup Day" "I think if you're over 17, you can fuck up your life any way you want to, but--you can't blame me for it. You can blame Adam." "With a straw."(how do you eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?) (Singing)"Oh the weather outside is frightful...but it's hot as hell in here." "Justin Timberlake is sitting right in front of me, I'm gonna be sexing him up the whole show ya know?"--at the AMAs 2003 "You know, you're trying to be all incospicuous, but you know you're walking by and you're like **mumbles** oh, dude, that's P. Diddy." "Ya, because it's one of the greatest bands of all time and I think that 'Summer Teeth' which is one of their albums and if you don't have it, you should go buy Wilco, 'Summer Teeth.' It's not like what we do, but you know because we listen to Wilco and we love the way an acoustic guitar sounds on a Wilco album, so we wanted our guitars, you know we'll never be Wilco, but it would be so great if we could make sonically and toneally those things sound that way. So that's always been a big influence on us." "Yeah, our one album killed rock & roll as we know it. I should call up the Rolling Stones and apologize. I feel just terrible." |