If you're gone...maybe it's time to come HOME!
                                                                                                                                                               
"What the fuck is this??? I can't sing with this fucking thing in my face." (about the spotlights)

"Closing time, time for you to go home!"

"During a two day span other kids would have woken up, gone to school, played football, woken up, gone to school, and played football, in the same two days I would have met a girl at Burger King, spent the day with her, and slept on the beach. When your 17 it's a vagabond dream."

"You'll have to excuse my language I have a fuckin' potty mouth!"

"My toad is on fire , I mean its fucking burning." (about his black leather pants, New Orleans)

"This mic is a piece of shit , everyone this mic is a piece of shit, somebody come fix this fucking piece of shit mic."(new Orleans show)

"Are any of you all from D.C?" (parts of the crowd cheer) "Ew! Get the hell out of here, you people scare me!" (Merriweather Post Pavilion,Aug 5)

"Adam's been sick all week, and he's got like this growth on his neck, it looks like another head...BIG FUCKING HEAD!" (Mansfield, MA GREAT WOODS 8/10/98)

"Those fucking little red lights scare the shit out of me so could you please not point it in my direction I don't care if you flash it somewhere else!"

"This is for all the sexy people in NY, you know who you are." (before he sang 'damn' at Jones Beach, Long Island NY 8-8-98)

"Isn't it weird that it's hot as fuck in here and we are in a damn hockey arena?!?!?" (5/7/98 Calgary,AB Canada)

"I want to thank everyone for taking time out from their drinking to spend it here with us. I know you guys can't drink in here and that sucks." (Radford University in Nov. 1997)

"Last night we stayed in a place called Fishkill." (crowd cheered) "I guess some of you fuckers know where that is." (Poughkeepsie, NY May 22, '98)

"You'll have to excuse me, my fucking fingernails are getting long!" (playing his Elvis guitar)

"That's my 80's revival, baby!" (after Time After Time, radio show 6/30/97)

"We like to see you dancing, we like it because when you dance, you feel good and we feel good." (Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, May 10, 1998)

"This next little ditty we're gonna do for you guys, well, it's about trying to get laid!"

"I was feelin' it folks, I was feelin' feisty, you know what I'm sayin." (MTV's Live from the Ten Spot)

"That's what it's all about. Just getting away from all the ordinary shit and listening to some live music."

"You know why we do this? We do this because we have big heads and we love to hear you scream!"

"If you keep coming back we'll keep coming back too." (Boston, MA November '97)

"I swear every word is true, and you're going to leave here going, 'That pitiful bastard.'"(Boston, MA March '98)

"I'm trying to sing, I can't hear myself and everybody is saying 'Rob' We can't fucking hear you man!'" (after his mic didn't work) (Boston, MA March '98)

"This is a goddamn good time and don't let anyone tell ya different." (Boston, MA March 21, '98)

"This just seems like an inferior microphone" (Boston, MA March 21, '98)

"...we played some of our new songs...we played some of our old songs and we played some of other people's songs....so I hope you had a good time."

"Adam will make you feel better. He will play for hours if you don't stop him."

"Mucho passion, mucho sexy, mucho love!"

"Easy, easy....it ain't that kind of show!"

"I'm gonna go in every corner and piss in it and mark my teritory."

"It was really bad because it was a smokin flight and I smoke like a chimney, man, and I never wanted to get away from smoke so bad in all my entire life, 14 hours in this tiny little room with it. There was some little asshole next to me and I was just gonna choke him cuz we flew to Tokoyo before we flew here cuz thats like where we went first and this little Japanese guy just smokin away and I was smoking too but for some reason I felt that his smoke was worse than mine, and I almost choked the little bastard."

                                                                                                                                                               
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