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| Quotes from the documentary in Show: A Night In The Life Of matchbox twenty |
| (when the lights aren't working for "Push")
Kyle: It is too late for strippers? Paul: *death stare* Adam: Midgets and flashlights! Rob: It strikes me as a little gay. And not gay in that really cool Chelsea "I know how to pick out clothes" kind of way, in that, gay, in like that "kind of music your mom listens to" gay. Paul: Technically, we are the kind of music your mom listens to. Rob: Shhhhh! We're rockers! Rob: I, um... *puts lampshade on head* Paul: Whoa, Rob's got a lampshade on his head, he's crazy! Woo, crazy, it's unbelievable back here. Brian: Scoot to live, live to scoot. *rides motor scooter into the distance* Adam: Hi, how are you? Welcome to Thursday! Rob: At the end of Long Day, we go back to that all-white soft look that we walked on to, that kinda looks like a bar room, ya know, the inside of a bar, and we play all of Push with just that white light. Paul: I just think that's doing it half-assed, because A) you haven't involved the people, and you've not now given them a light show. Rob: *death stare* Paul: So it's like you haven't done anything if you do that. Rob: *death stare* Brian: I am in pain. But the rock doesn't stop. There's no crying in rock and roll, there's just no crying in rock and roll! *screams in pain* Rob: This will be the greatest summer ever! Adam: This is the microwave. *hits head with microwave door* *laughs* I did that on purpose! Brian: Scotland is where golf originated, a long time ago, in a galaxy called Scotland, far, far away. Rob: I love the bus! *thumbs up* Adam: We're coming to wardrobe, we're gonna see Kim Van Loon. Kim is the heart and soul of matchbox twenty. That's a- *Kim throws something at him*- WHOA! There she goes, she's like a cobra. Adam: Only like 6 people outside of the band members are allowed to see this, and 3 of them have been killed. Adam: Rob has a picture of me on his wardrobe because we're like best friends. *unconvinced look* Adam: Hey look, that's Rob Thomas right there! That's Rob, that's the singer. Rob, what are you doing? Rob: Taking a piss. Adam: Alright, fair enough, America, you heard it first. Rob: When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation of skiing through the Alps. *makes skiing motion* Paul: Skiing through the Alps! Rob: It's like standing naked in a hotel room in New York City right up against the window. Kyle: So now we require that we suck each night and it seems to be working. Rob: We're nowhere near prepared. Paul: You guys [Access Hollywood] are going to do a report on how bad we suck. Rob: You gotta go where the love tells you to go. Kyle: You guys [adoring fans] are fueling my daughters' futures. Brian: *sings* It's the end of the tour as we know it, I feel tired. Rob: I went fishing, but I came up with nothing. Adam: I'm sorry it's a late night, but it's Matt's fault. If he would have done everything right the first time, we'd all be home! Sorry, Matt, a little pressure. Matt: It's okay. Adam: Ya know what? I had 4 flubs, but I'm not going to tell them that. Ya know what I'm saying? I'm not gonna call myself- Matt: 4, that's it? Adam: I had 4, like, "Oh, wrong chord, okay!" Matt: More than a flub. Adam: Well, what would you consider big? Matt: Clams, like 4 clams. Adam: I had 3, I would consider 3 clams, and like a bock. Matt: A flub is a flub, a clam is a clam. Adam: Yeah, and it was like *makes terrible guitar noise*, oh wait a second, yeah it was a clam. And it was a nasty clam. I had 2 nasty ones. Matt: Ya know what? If you're gonna make it, make it loud and proud. Loud and proud. Adam: Or roll in a ball and start crying. Matt: Right. Kyle: Ya know you've struck a love chord when the men on tour who have pecs larger than our heads are welling up a little bit. |