The Show Begins
(Written by Jayson Phoniex)

[As the cameras come alive at the Joe Louis Arena in Detroit. The crowd springs to life as Thoughtless by Korn begons to play, and the XwC Logo flashes across the screen. The camera pans across the arena to show the fans as they hold their signs up to be seen. The music dies off and the camera pans down to Bob Grifen and Matt Reznor as they make their way to the announce position.]

Bob: Good evening everyone, and welcome to Hazard. We have some wild action for you, including the return of Shane Steele to the ring first. But, what role with Tha Dynasty play in tonights action?

Rez: If it's anything like last week, it will be a huge role!

[Suddenly, The Way You Like it by Adema blast over the PA System, and presedent Jayson Phoniex come out to the stage with a mic in hand.]

Jayson: Hello everyone, and thank you for being here. First off, you may have heard some rumors that 2 of our superstars have been traded to First Blood. Well, I can quell that rumor right now and tell you that........... it is absolutely true.

[The crowd boos.]

Jayson: Now, I hated to do this, because the people I have traded have been the two persons in the locker room that I have become genuine friends with, but I belive that here in the XwC, they haven't been given their fair chance. They became bogged down, and nearly forgotten for what they really are, and that is true competitors and champion material. In FBW, I think they will have more of a chance to shine, and that is ultimatly why I traded them. So, Teemu and Brent, I wish you luck in whatever you do.

Rez: Yes! We got rid of that idiot!

Bob: I hope you didn't just insult Teemu after the emotional comments by our president.

Jayson: Now, on to new buisness. Rock Startling, Romeo Martini, Josh Cantrell, and Stone Devane. First off, I'd like to say that these men have all been puhished for the actions last week. They have all been fined for the attacks, and this shall not go unpunished again should Josh or Romeo get involved in tonights tag match between Rock Startling and Stone Devane taking on Joe Max Ontario and Brad Daddy.

[At the sound of Brad Daddy and Joe Max, the crowd erupts in cheers.]

Jayson: Also, tonight, I will announce the first two teams to face each other in the first round to determine who will go to Genesis representing XwC in the Triad Tag Team Champonship match. So, everyone enjoy tonights action!

Shane Steele Vs. Susidal B
(Written by Jayson Phoniex)

[Shane Steeles music begins to play, and "The Real Deal" Shane Steele comes out to a roaring crowd ovation. He makes his way to the ring, and steps up the steel steps and into the ring.]

Rez: Why would he return to the ring?

Bob: I heard that he is wanting to warm up before getting his hands on Josh Cantrell.

[The music switches over again, and Susidal B comes out to a chorus of boos. Susidal rolls into the ring and goes right after Steele before the bell rings. B runs at Steele, but Steele lays a clothesline into the smaller B, sending him to the mat. The ref calls for the bell and the match gets underway. Steele pulls B to his feet, and whips him into the corner. Steele follows in with a massive clothesline, sending B to the mat. Steele looks out to the crowd, when suddenly, Josh Cantrell jumps the baracade behind him, lead pipe in hand, and Romeo comes down the ramp. Josh lays the pipe into the back of Shane, sending him into the turnbuckle face first. Romeo and Josh begin stomping away at Shane, and Susidal B makes it to his feet and joins them.]

Bob: Now this isn't fair!

Rez: I have no idea what your talking about.

[Josh and Romeo stop and look over at B who is stil pounding away. B stops and looks at them, and just smiles. Suddenly, Cantrell brings the pipe up into B's gut, causing him to double over. Cantrell brings the pipe down hard across the back of B's head, knocking him out cold.]

Bob: What the hell was this all about?

Rez: Your guess is as good as mine I suppose.

[Romeo and Josh both leave the ring, looking back at the desruction they have left behind.]

Women Troubles part 1
(Written by Rock Startling)

The camera opens inside of the locker room of "Tha Dynasty" as Rock Startling & Rave sit together on a leather couch messing around quietly as Josh Cantrell sits backwards in a steel fold out chair in the center of the room, his head resting on the backrest as he looks down at the XwC Elite championship title laying on the floor before him. There are several doors leading into the room including an entrance, bathroom, and three sub dressing rooms. Things carry on as normal for a few moments until there is a knock at the door causing Startling to stand up quickly and look at Cantrell who doesnt react before walking to the door and opening it)

Rock Startling: What the hell took ya so long? No matter, come in.

(Startling turns around and walks back into the room as two slim blonde women walk in wearing tight mini-skirts and smiles. Startling points at Cantrell who still hasnt looked up as the two women walk over to Cantrell and grab each one of his hands urging him to stand up. Cantrell looks up and sees the women and smiles before shooting a look at Startling who has a cocky smile on his face)

Rock Startling: They here to please you homeboy and I got a feeling these two aint goin nowhere but downtown, ya feel?

(Cantrell nods his head in approval before leading the two women into an unoccupied dressing room with a hand on each of the womens asses)

Starz Morgann Vs. Kristy Kaos Vs. Autumn
(Written by Jayson Phoniex)

[Let Me Blow Your Mind by Eve and Gwen Stafani begins to play, and Kristy Kaos come out on the stage to a huge crowd ovation. Kristy bolts down the ramp and slides into the ring, and poses for the crowd on the ropes.]

Bob: Kristy's been out of action for a few weeks with a bruised mucle in her back after an attack by Angel Dawson

Rez: Oh no! You mean Kristy Kaos couldn't lay on her back! Damn, thats where she excells!

Bob: Oh, grow up.

[The music switches over and "Butterfly" by Crazytown begins to play, and Autumn comes out to another standing ovation. Autumn wlaks down the ramp. She grabs the bottom rope, and leaps up onto the apron. She blows a kiss to the crowd, and then does the splits under the bottom rope. Autumn gets to her feet, but as soon as she does, Kristy goes after her. Kristy grabs Autumn by her hair and whips her to the corner.]

Bob: Kristy wants to make sure people remember her.

Rez: I remember her....... her boobs, her ass, her...

Bob: Ok, enough from you.

[Suddenly, the crowd gets to their feet at the sight of Starz Morgann. Starz runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. Starz goes after Kristy quickly, hitting her in the back with a shoulder. Starz pulls Kristy off of Autumn, and whips her to the other corner. Starz follows in with a clothesline, sending Kristy to the mat. Starz turns around, and sees Atutmn getting to her feet. Starz runs at her and hails her with a clothesline as well.]

Bob: Wow! Starz showing that shes a force to be recokend with here!

Rez: And maybe she'll be the one to finally bust out of her outfit.

[Starz pulls Autumn to her feet, and kicks her in the gut. Starz grabs Autumns head and hits the ropes, nailing a flawless Tornado DDT. Starz goes for a cover, but before the ref can count, Kristy breaks up the count. Kristy pulls Starz to her feet, and whips her to the corner. Kristy gives Starz a knife edge chop across the chest(crowd: Wooooo!) and another (crowd: Woooo!). Kristy grabs Starz by her wrist and pulls her to the middle of the ropes. Kristy whips Starz into the ropes. Starz ducks a Spinning Heel Kick and hits the ropes again. Starz goes airborn, and nails Kristy with a Flying Clothesline.]

Bob: So far, it's been all Starz!

Rez: I'm all ABOUT Starz.

Bob: Good god, I'm suprised that women will even work for us.

[Starz pulls Kristy to her feet and sets her up for and lands a Suplex. Starz walks to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle. She looks out to the crowd and signals for a Shooting Star Press, and she leaps off, but Autumn pulls Kristy out of the way and Starz hits nothing but the mat. Autumn is ontop of Starz quickly, stopming her back and neck. Autumn pulls Starz to her feet, and whips her into the ropes, but Starz ducks a wild swing, and its her with a Spining Heel Kick. Starz is up quickly, but is knocked down again by Kristy. Kristy begins kicking Starz in the gut over and over. Kristy bounces off the ropes, and drops a leg across Starz's neck.]

Bob: Oh, that has to hurt.

Rez: I'll kiss it and make it better.

[Kristy pulls Starz to her feet and whips her into the corner. Kristy backs herself into the corner, and runs at Starz full tilt. Starz gets her feet up into the face of Kristy, sending her reeling back. Starz quickly leaps up onto the second rope and leaps off for the Falling Star (Corkscrew Moonsault into a Pin). Starz holds on and goes for a cover. 1........2..........3!]

Bob: Damn fine showing from Starz Morgann.

Rez: Not bad for her first match here in XwC.

Meet The Champ
(Written by Rock Startling)

(The camera opens backstage focused on Phoniex's daughter Keri as she walks up a corridor in journey to the womens restroom. As she rounds the corner where the restrooms are she mistakingly bumps into the chest of somebody which knocks her down. She gathers her senses and see's a hand outstretched to her in an attempt to help her up. She grasps the hand and gets up to begin dusting herself off)

Keri: I'm sorry, I didnt mean to bump into you. I just really needed to go to the bathroom is all. I'm Keri Phoniex...

(Keri extends her delicate hand for a handshake and finally looks up at the person she bumped into. The sight Keri see's shocks her to the point she is frozen for a moment. As if in the presence of a predator Keri stands her ground instead of turning to run although obviously a tad worried)

Keri: Mr. Startling, i've heard a lot about you. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Rock Startling: *smiling his cocky smile* Dont bullshit me. Nobody is ever pleased to meet me as its always on bad terms whether it be in the ring...or bumping into me.

Keri: Well, like I said...i'm sorry for bumping into you, I was just in a hurry. If you dont mind though, i'll be on my way.

(Keri makes a move to walk around Startling but he sidesteps into her path and repositions the Legendary title on his shoulder as if trying to send a message to Keri to respect him)

Rock Startling: Actually I do mind. As you might have noticed i'm a part of a new group entitled Tha Dynasty. I feel it's my duty to the fellow members to speak up on their behalf whenever they arent around. Y'see last week my brother from another mother, Josh Cantrell, was polite to you and you went on to slap him. Now is that any way to repay kindness?

Keri: No, but quite frankly he wasnt very kind. He delivered a whole lot of pick up lines that were honestly disgusting.

Rock Startling: Your point? You should feel honored that he would come on to somebody like...*looking Keri up and down*...you.

Keri: And just what is that suppose to mean!?

Rock Startling: It means, when a guy the caliber of my bro Cantrell wants a piece of the pie you had best offer it to him, ya understand?

Keri: Ugh!

(An obviously offended Keri reaches a hand back to give Startling the same slap happy treatment she had given to Josh Cantrell last week but a hand suddenly reaches out behind her and grabs her wrist. Keri turns her head in shock to see Rave standing beside her with a pissed off look on her face)

Rave: I dont zink so, nobody slaps my man.

(Rave releases Keri in a manner spinning her halfway around before taking a position leaning on the side of Rock Startling who looks at Keri without any change in demeanor as Keri grabs her somewhat sore wrist and looks at the pair in front of her)

Rock Startling: Listen lil miss priss, cause you're gonna have to learn this eventually. Just because you are the daughter of the owner dont mean you can go around slapping everybody and their mothers. To be honest Jayson Phoniex doesnt hold rank around here anymore, I do.

Keri: We'll see about that!

Rock Startling: Yeah, we will. Since I know you will be running back to your twin daddys I got a message for you to deliver. Tell Phoniex that Rock Startling is the Legendary champion and Cantrell is the Elite champion, he'll understand. Also be sure to tell Phoniex that he was the one that went out of his way to bring "Tha 1 and Only" to XwC, so anything that happens to his employees...or loved ones, is his fault.

(Startling and Rave share in a laugh before turning around and walking away from Keri who suddenly loses the urge to go to the bathroom and instead turns around in search of her father)

Brent McCorde Vs. Red Star
(Written by Sapphire)

REZ: The XwC traitor is up.

BOB: Oh, Rez, get over it. Jayson and Poppa did it, he had no choice.

REZ: Keep thinking that Bob. I hear the men in back talk.

["Around the world" plays over the speakers and Brent McCorde comes out to a nice pop from the audience. He begins to run down to the ring slapping as many hands as he can on the way there.]

GILLIAN WHITE: And making his way to the ring, from Detroit Michigan, Brent McCorde!

[Brent gets down to the ring and jumps on the turnbuckle and over the top rope. He poses for the audience a couple of times which makes them go crazy.]

REZ: I wish I could spit on him.

BOB: Rez! He couldn't stop it!

REZ: Teemu too!

BOB: Will someone please get me a new announce partner?

[Red Star's music hits over the PA system and he appears in front of the curtains. The audience gives the newcomer a nice reaction and he starts to make his way to the ring.]

GILLIAN WHITE: Now, coming to the ring, from California, Red Star!

[Brent immediately runs at Red Star with a boot to the face. Red Star falls to the mat and quickly gets back up. Brent bounces off the ropes and hits Red Star in the chest with a drop kick. He once again falls to the mat and Brent goes for an early pin. One, tw- He kicks out quickly. Both men get back to their feet. Red Star kicks Brent in the gut and he slouches over. Star grabs Brent's head and slams him to the mat with a ddt. He starts to kick hard on him a bunch of times until the referee pulls him away.]

REZ: This Red Star guy isn't half bad.

BOB: You just like him because he's fighting Brent.

REZ: How could you accuse me of such things?

[Star and Brent are in a grapple in the ring. Star gives a few right hands to the head of Brent. He grabs his head and puts it between his legs. Star grabs Brent by the waist and lifts him to his shoulders. He then drops him to the mat with a hard powerbomb. Star goes for the pin. One, two, th- Brent kicks out!]

BOB: What a fight these men are putting on.

[Brent is slowly getting back to his feet and Red Star taunts him in the ring. Brent retalliates quickly and bounces off the ropes with a clothesline. He picks Star back up and places his chin sitting on the second rope, between the top one too. He goes back to the other side of the ring and runs at Star. He jumps kicking Star in the head, causing the rope to practically decapitate him. Star falls back on the mat and holds his throat in mad pain. Brent goes for a pin. One, two- Star kicks out, still holding his throat.]

BOB: He almost beheaded him!

REZ: What a tragedy.

[Star gets up, still in pain. He runs at Brent with a shoulder tackle. Brent stumbles back a little bit. Brent then grabs Star and lifts him in the air as if for a powerbomb. Instead, he make Star land on his knee with a shoulder breaker. Brent goes for a quick pin. One, two- Star throws Brent off of him.]

REZ: When is this match going to be over?

BOB: I think both of these men are doing very well.

[Star retalliates quickly and gets back to his feet. He runs quickly and headbutts Brent in the chest several times. Brent runs at Red Star and goes for a ddt, but Star reverses it! Brent hits the mat. Star runs and climbs to the top rope. He jumps off of it hitting Brent with his finisher, the Blackout! He goes for the pin. One, two, three!]

GILLIAN WHITE: And your winner, Red Star!

REZ: Poor Brent, loses his last match here. My heart is bleeding for him.

BOB: Better luck in FBW, Brent!

Women Troubles part 1
(Written by Rock Startling)

(A loud slapping noise is heard and a few moments later it echo's as the door to the dressing room Cantrell & the women entered swings open and the two women storm out of the locker room. Startling and Rave looked up surprised by the sudden exit of the women and then look at Cantrell who steps out a few seconds later rubbing the side of his face)

Rock Startling: What happened!?

(Cantrell shakes his head from side to side before disappearing back into the dressing room shutting the door behind him. Startling turn his head to Rave with a surprised look on it)

Rave: Looks like he got turned down again...

Rock Startling: But I paid for those women!

(Startling and Rave share in a confused look as the camera feed gets cut off)

Goodbye To You
(Written by Jayson Phoniex)

[As Brent is getting up from the mat, "It's Goin Down" by The Xicutioners begins to play, and Brents brother, Teemu, comes out to the stage to a roaring crowd. Teemu makes his way to the stage, almost sadly, and slides into the ring. Teemu helps Brent to his feet, and then walks over to the ring announcer and asks for a mic.]

Rez: What the hell is he doing out here?

Bob: Teemu must have something to say to all our XwC fans. All his fans.

Rez: God, I think I'm gonna cry. I need a moment.

Bob: Your an ass, you know that?

Rez: Very much so.

Teemu: Hey Peoples.

[The crowd goes wild.]

Teemu: As some of you may know by now, me and Brent here have been caught in the middle of a buisness agreement. Now, I can't say that I am entirely happy about this buisness agreement, but I am always a team player, as well as Brent. And now I....

[Teemu's words are cut off, as The Way You Like It by Adema comes over the PA system, and Jayson Phoniex steps out onto the ramp, with a cardboard box in his right hand. Due to his unpopular decision, Jayson gets booed on his way to the ring. Jayson climbs to the ring, and asks for a mic.]

Bob: Whats the prez have to say?

Rez: Probably telling the loser to get out of his ring.

Jayson: Teemu, Brent. I just wanted to come out here and personally face you, and to tell you that, desipte this trade, you two have become more than just workers here in XwC. Your family. You guys were here through the bad times and the good. And, we have a little suprose for you tonight.

[Jayson turns to the stage, and Angel Dawson, Shane Steele, Kristy Kaos, Big O, tHoRn, Miss D, Brandy Davis and Brad Daddy all come out onto the stage.]

Jayson: You two have earned our respect, and our admiration here in XwC. Now, we wanted to show you off, that way you could continue earling our respect in FBW. Now, I bet you are wondering what is in this box. Well, it is a present from me, to you.

[Jayson hands Teemu the box, Teemus face beaming like a 5 year old child under the christmas tree. Teemu peeks into the box, and his face lights up. Teemu reaches into the box, and pulls forth a large bannana cream pie.]

Jayson: Yes Teemu. I gave you a pie. One for old times sake.

[Teemu gets a bright smile across his face, and takes the pie, and slams it into the face of Jayson Phoniex. Phoniex reels a bit, and then wipes the pie from his face, revealing a huge smile. "it's Goin Down" begins to play, and Phoniex, Brent, and Teemu all walk up the ramp together in smiles to join the rest of the party at the stage.]

Bob: What a good sport we have.

Rez: He's a putz!

Ego (c) Vs. Angel Dawson
First Blood Match for the XwC Extreme Championship
(Written by Jayson Phoniex)

[The lights in the arena suddenly go out, and "For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Metallica begins to play, and Ego comes out on the stage with the Extreme Title wrapped around his waist. He strolls slowly down to the ring and steps up onto the ring apron and over the top rope. Ego walks to the corner and takes a seat, leaning against the bottom turnbuckle.]

Bob: Talk about your mis-matches. Ego is 6'10 and Angel's only 5'10"

Rez: Yeah, he should be able to control this woman just like he did to Autumn last week.

[The music dies off, and "When I Grow Up" by Garbage begins to play, and Angel Dawson come sout to a huge crowd ovation. Angel pauses on the ramp, and then ducks back into the curtians and pulls out a large duffel bag. She walks down the ramp and slides the duffel bag onto the steel steps. Angel pulls herself up to the apron, and quickly steps through the second rope. She watches Ego as she takes a turnbuckle to pose for the crowd.]

Bob: Angel is a former Extreme Champion. She is no stranger to the Extreme Division.

Rez: Hardcore movies don't count.

[The ref calls for the bell, and Angel and Ego go to lock up. Angel uses her quickness to slip under Egos arms. Angel kicks him in the knees, sending him down to her level. Angel unloads on his face with lefts and rights, but Ego grabs her by her throat, and gets to his feet. Ego looks for a choke slam, but Angel kicks him in the nuts, sending him back to his knees. Angel backs into the ropes and nails Ego with a clothesline, sending him to the mat.]

Bob: Angel's really taking it to Ego!

Rez: She should be giving it to Ego. I hear she gives it to everyone else.

Bob: REZ!

Rez: It's what I hear!

[Angel walks over to the corner and pulls the gym bag into the ring. She unzips the bag, and pulls out a few glass bottles. She drops one of the bottles and walks over to Ego and pulls him up by his hair. She walks him over to the bottle, and sets him up for a DDT, but Ego fights out of it, and lifts Angel up over his head, and brings her down for a Suplex.]

Bob: Good counter by Ego. If he hadn't, this would be over.

Rez: I think this match should be over now anyways.

Bob: Why?

Rez: Well, if Angel is on her period, she's bleeding!

Bob: Oh Matt. Your just, just, just. Wrong!

[Ego pulls Angel to her feet and whips her hard into the corner. Ego reaches into Angel's bag o tricks and pulls out a ziplock bag of tacks. Ego gets a demented look on his face, and goes to the outside and pulls out a table from under the ring. Ego sets up the table, and then pours the tacks onto the top of the table. Ego turns around, and gets a baseball slide kick to the mush from Angel. Ego misses the table, and falls to the floor.]

Bob: What else has Angel got in that bag?

Rez: Scholars have been asking that question for years.

[Angel pulls her bag to the edge of the ring and pulls out a small chain. Angel wraps it around her fist, and clubs Ego in the gut with it. Ego doubles ove, and Angel hits him in the back of the head with it, sending him to the floor. Angel goes under the ring for a second, and when she comes out, she has a kendo stick in her hand. Angel raises the kendo stick high, and brings iut down across the back of Ego. Angel brings it down again, and again, and again, finally snapping it in half.]

Rez: Jesus, who wizzed in her coffee this morning!

Bob: That'll keep your mouth shut.

[Angel pulls Ego to his feet, and rolls him into the ring. Angel grabs a chair from under the ring quickly, and slides it into the ring. Angel goes to slide into the ring, but Ego drops a huge leg across her back, sending her face first into the mat. Ego pulls Angel to her feet and whips her into the ropes. Angel ducks a Spinning Elbow, and hits the ropes again. Angel leaps up for a Lou Thez Press, but ego catches her, and locks in a Bear Hug.]

Rez: He can squeeze the blood out of her this way.

[Ego wreches on her back hard, whipping her around putting more pressure on her back. Angel claps her hands over Ego's ears, throwing off his balance, so istead, he tosses her over his shoulder for a belly to belly suplex. As Angel is ritheing in pain on the mat, Ego walks over to the duffle bag and pulls out a pipe wrench. Ego walks confidantly over to Angel and drives the wrench into her back. He holds it there and uses the top rope of the ring to apply more pressure to the small of her back.]

Bob: Thats sadistic! He's not trying to win, he's trying to cripple her!

Rez: WOOO HOOO! Then she's only good for one thing, laying on her broken back!

[Ego lets off, and pulls Angel to her feet. Angel gets a foot up into the crotch of Ego yet again, stopping Ego hard and dropping him to one knee. Angel quickly reaches into her duffel bag, and pulls out a choke collar for a dog and a log chain atached to it. Angel quickly slides the collar over Egos head and then puts her foot on his back, yanking back on the chain. Ego struggles for the ropes to get some leverage to stand up, and finally gets his hands on the center rope to stand up. Ego turns around with a wild swing, but Angel ducks it and slips behind Ego. She musters all the strength she has left, and picks Ego up for an Belly to Back Suplex, dumping Ego over the top rope. Angel hold onto the chain, leaving Ego hanging from the top rope. Angel puts her feet on the bottom rope, hoisting Ego off the ground. Ego writhes in agony, desperatly trying to get free, and coughs up some blood. The ref calls for the bell and tries to get Angel to let go of the chain, but Angel fights him off for a few more seconds before letting Ego drop to the floor.]

Bob: Angel is once again the Extreme Champion! I don't think I've ever seen her this extreme and demented.

Rez: Maybe Apollyon touched something off in her head. Something dark.

Bob: I don't know, but the medical staff is attending to Ego as we speak.

2 Down, 2 To Go
(Written by Joe Max Ontario and Brad Daddy)

[Making their way down the hallway are Josh Cantrell and Romeo Martini, the personification of cockiness and attitude.]

JC: Unbelievable how we took those fools out last week.

RM: Yes. It was a great victory for us all.

JC: Now I’ve got free reign to screw with Phoenix all I want.

RM: But we must be smart about this. Patient as well.

JC: I’ve waited all my life for this moment. I won’t screw this up now.

[The two round a corner and suddenly a door opens slamming into the face of Josh Cantrell, knocking him hard to the ground.]

RM: What the F…

[A voice can be heard eliciting a huge cheer from the crowd.]

Big O: Damn! What I hit?

[Big O comes from around the door and sees the mess.]

Big O: Ah shit. Sorry man. I had no idea you were there. Here let me help you up. Damn is that bleeding?

[Big O points to Cantrell’s nose, which is indeed bleeding.]

Big O: Sorry man.

RM: Ass***e. Don’t touch him!

[Big O leans over and starts to help Cantrell up. He then leans toward Romeo listening to what he said.]

Big O: What?

[As he turns towards Martini however he drives his knee directly into the face of Cantrell knocking him cold.]

Big O: OOOOOOPPPPSSSS…

[Martini is furious.]

RM: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!

[At this moment Brad Daddy walks out of the locker room holding his new driver.]

BD: Yo O, what’s the haps out here man? I was just about to show yuse how we drive it ghettooooo style. Ah hell, I’ll just show you here!

[With that Brad Daddy proceeds to swing the club, perfect form mind you, and connect with the jaw of Romeo Martini knocking him cold into a pile of boxes.]

BD: Damn yo, I do that?

[Big O stands up, smiling.]

Big O: Yes, yes I think you did.

BD: Kewl. Two less jack offs to worry about tonight.

Big O: That’s what I’m talking about.

[The pair then walk off down the hallway leaving Romeo Martini and Josh Cantrell laying, out cold.]

Big O: Now tell me about this swing of yours?

[fade out.]

Rez: THOSE TWO DID THAT ON PURPOSE! THEY PLANNED THAT! NO FAIR! NO FAIR!

Brad Daddy & Joe Max Ontario
Vs.
Rock Startling & Stone Devane
(Written by Jayson Phoniex)

[The lights flash red and sliver, and "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill begins to play, and Rock Startling and Stone Devane emerge on the stage, folowed by Rave. Startling flashes his trademark cocky smile, as they make their way down to the ring. Rock and Stone climb into the ring, and pose for the crowds.]

Rez: Well, I should just say that Brad Daddy and Joe Max are cheaters.

Bob: Why is that. All they did was level the playing field.

Rez: When it comes to Rock Startling and Stone Devane, there is no such thing as level because they are supposed to be higher than everyone else.

Bob: Maybe in your mind, and theirs too.

[The music dies off, and "The Big O Theme Toxic Soul Remix" blairs over the PA system, and Brad Daddy and Joe Max Ontario come out to a huge ovation. Joe Max and Brad runs down the ring and slide in, and Stone and Rock retreat out of the ring as Brad and Joe Max pose on the turnbuckles, Joe holding up the XwC Heavyweight Championship.]

Bob: I don't think Startling or Devane want any peice of Joe Max or B. Daddy

Rez: They are crazy. Did you see how they treated Romeo and Josh!?

[The ref calls for the bell and Joe Max and Stone will start the match off. Stone slides into the ring slowly, keeping an eye on Joe Max. Stone gets to his feet, and he and Joe Max lock up in the center of the ring. Joe Max pushes Devane back to the corner, and Devane calls for a clean break. Joe Max gives it to him, but also gives him a right hand to the face. Joe Max reaches back and whips Devane to the corner on the other side, and follows in with clothesline, sending Devane to the mat. Joe Max looks over at Rock, and begs him to come in after him, but Rock just smiles as Devane gets to his feet. Joe Max turns around just in time to get a boot to the gut from Devane. Devane grabs Joe Max's head, and slams it into the turnbuckle.]

Bob: I think Joe Max wants a peice of Rock Startling.

Rez: He should stand in line. Everyone wants a piece of Rock. Even people not in XwC.

[Devane lays a right hand into the face of Joe Max, and then a series of boots, stomping away at the gut of Joe Max. Devane stops to taunt Brad Daddy, and the ref goes to keep Brad from getting into the ring. Rock takes this time to walk to where Devane has been punishing Joe Max, and grabs him by the neck as Devane puts his foot into the throat of Joe Max. The ref turns back around and Rock walks back to his corner.]

Bob: Now who's a cheater?

Rez: It's only cheating if you get caught!

[Devane pulls Joe Max to his feet, and snap mares hm to the center of the ring. Devane locks him into a headlock, and the ref goes to check for a choke. Devane wrenches back on the head of Joe Max, and gets his feet on the ropes to help with the leverage. The ref sees Devane with his feet on the ropes, and calls for Devane to break the lock. Devane gets up and kicks at Joe Max. Devane pulls Joe Max to his feet, and whips him into the corner, but Joe Max comes flying out of the corner, nailing Devane with a clothesline. Joe Max walks over and tags in Brad Daddy. Brad pulls Devane up and throws him back into the corner. Brad goes on the attack quickly, driving his shoulder into the gut of Devane. Brad pulls goes to whip Devane to the other corner, but Devane reverses it and send Brad into the corner chest first. Devane follows in after him for a clothesline, but Brad gets an elbow up into the face of Devane, sending him reeling back to the center of the ring. Brad quickly turns around and hops up onto the second rope, and goes for a Missle Drop Kick, but Devane sees it coming, and grabs Brads legs in mid flight, and power bombs him to the mat. Devane quickly goes and tags in Rock.]

Rez: Our Legendary Champ will prove why he is that right now.

Bob: Ya know, if he was a real champ, he wouldn't have to intimidate 19 year old girls.

[Rock is quickly on Brad, and pulls him to his feet. Rock whips him to the corner where Devane is standing, then turns around to taunt Joe Max. Joe Max tries to go after Rock, but the ref stops him. Devane takes the cheap shot and clubs Brad in the back of the head, sending him reeling right into a Spinning Heel Kick by Rock Startling. Rock goes for a cover......1.........2..........No! Brad kicks out!]

Bob: I think maybe Rock and Devane may have underestimated Brad Daddy.

Rez: Brad Daddy is playing with the big boys right now. I don't think he can hang.

Bob: Are you kidding me? Your the only ne that thinks that, belive you me.

[Rock pulls Brad to his feet and whips him to the corner. Rock begns stomping away at the gut of Brad, and reaches back and tags in Devane once again. Devane and Rock double team Brad, punching and kicking at him, and then Rock steps outside the ropes. Devane grabs Brads wrist and whips him into the ropes. Brad ducks a wild clothesline attempt, and hits the ropes again. Joe Max makes a blind tag in as Brad heads for Devane. Brad grabs the ropes and looks at Devane, and Devane turns around right into an O-Line, sending him crashing to the mat. Joe Max pulls Devane to his feet, and pushes him against the ropes. Joe Max brings a knee up into his gut, and then whips him across the ring. Devane ducks a right hand by Joe Max, and hits the ropes again. Joe Max leap frogs Devane as he comes back at him, but this time, Devane puts the breaks on and kicks Joe Max's legs out from under him. Devane pulls Joe Max to his feet, and applies an Abdominal Strech. Devane, when assured that the ref is't watching, reaches back and lets Startling grab his arm, giving him extra leverage. Brad sees this, and hops down from the ring apron and runs over to Startling, and grabs his feet, and pulls him off of the ring apron, slamming his head into the ring.]

Rez: Now who's cheating!!!

Bob: Rock and Devane!

Rez: No, I mean right now!

[Joe Max fights out of the hold by Hip Tossing Devane over. On the outside, Brad and Rock are going at it with lefts and rights, when finally, Rock grabs Brad's wrist and whips him into the steel steps. Joe Max pulls Devane to his feet, and goes to whip him into the ropes, but Devane reverses it, sending Joe Max into the ropes. Rock grabs Joe Max's feet, and Joe Max crashes face first into the mat. Rock pulls Joe Max out to the floor and begins laying lefts and rights into the face of the World champ, but Joe Max fights back, laying right hands of his own. Brad Daddy has just crawled into the ring, and Devane pulls him up by his head, and sets him up for the Last Call (Spinnign Cradle PileDriver), but Brad powers out of it, sending Devane over with a back body drop. Brad picks Devane up by his head and whips him into the ropes, and Joe Max from the outside gets a forearm up into Devane's back, sending him reeling right into Brad Daddy. Brad picks Devane up, adn sets him up for the Erotic Exellence (Emerald Fusion) and drops him quickly. Joe Max' slides into the ring as Brad goes for a cover........1.....Rock Slides into the ring.......2.........Joe Max levels Rock with a Super O Kick.......3!]

Bob: By God! Brad Daddy picks up the wn for their team!

Rez: But, Brad wasn't the legal man! Joe Max was!

Rock gets to his feet wobbily and begins to argue with the ref telling him that Joe Max was the legal man, and not Brad Daddy. Rock is tapped on the shoulder by Joe Max, and when Rock turns around, both Brad and Joe Max are giving him the One Finger Salute with both hands.]

Bob: Ha HA! Tha Dynasty got theirs tonight!

Rez: Thats not right! They disrespected the Legendary Champ!

Bob: He got all the respect he deserves. Thats all the time we have for this week, we'll see you next week as we contnue towards Sin City Showdown. good Night!