( The camera is focused in the backstage area where there is a limo rolling into the arena, the limo driver hops out of the driver seat and walks around to the back left door, he opens it up and out steps the new XwC Elite champion, Brad Daddy. Brad is sporting a Canucks jersey and some baggy black pants,he's got the elite title in his left hand, the crowd is cheering so loud you can't hear anything until Brad clears his throat to get the attention of the crowd, he's looking into the camera )

Brad Daddy: WHAT THE FUGG IS UP BEAN TOWN??

(The crowd erupts into cheers)

Brad Daddy: Ya'll probably wonderin' what ya new champ is doin' here right? Welll, ya see, Ima' be scoutin' out my competition tonight, ya'll will see some funky shiat, peace

(Brad Daddy struts off into the entrance of the arena)

[The scene opens on the interior of the Fleet Center in Boston as the fans of Xtreme Wrestling Coalition comes alive. The cameras pan around the arena reading signs such as "Josh Cantrell: Got Wood?" and "Joe Max: Back to Basics", along with "Startling is God". The cameras finally settle on Bob Griffen and Matt Reznor.]

Bob: Welcome back to another explosive night!

Rez: You Damn Right!

Bob: We got a full show for you, so lets get right into it.....

[Anything Goes by South Park Mexican, and the crowd responds slightly as Chris Blaze, still with his arm in a cast from a vicious attack a few weeks ago, comes out onto the stage. He walks confidently down to the ring and rolls under the bottom rope.]

Bob: Chris Blaze still sporting that cast from the attack by Apollyon a few weeks back.

Rez: If you ask me, Apollyon should have crippled him.

Bob: Thats a horrible thing to wish on anyone!

Rez: So, I should stop wishing it on you?

Bob: Yes, please. If you don't mind.

[Blaze's music stops, and the music for Garrett Flight begins to play. The crowd gives him almost no reaction at all as he walks slowly down the ramp and climbs into the ring.]

Bob: I don't think these fans care one lick for Garrett Flight!

Rez: Can you blame them, he's a slacker!

[The ref calls for the bell, and Flight and Blaze lock up. Blaze gets the upper hand quickly by droping to his knees and sending Flight over for a hip toss. Flight is up quickly and charges at Blaze, but Blaze nails him with a drop toe hold, sending Garrett face first into the mat. Blaze gets up quickly and gets on on top of Flight, slapping him in the back of the head to embarrass Flight. Flight, now angered, gets up as soon as Blaze is done with his taunting.]

Bob: I think thats the first bit of fire we've seen out of Flight in a few weeks!

[Chris and Flight lock up yet again, this time, Blaze forces Flight back to the corner. Blaze lets go, and hits Flight in the chest with an Open Hand Slap. Blaze slaps Flight again, and then grabs the back of his head. Blaze puts his feet on the stomach of Flight, and falls backwards for a Monkey Flip, sending Flight across the mat.]

Rez: Flight is earning his name here!

[Blaze is up again, and pulls Flight to his feet. Blaze walks him to a corner, and slams his head into the top turnbuckle. Blaze turns around the where his back is facing the turnbuckle, and grabs Flight by the head. Flight tries to wiggle out of whats coming, but Blaze leaps up onto the turnbuckle, and then quickly away from it, landing a perfect Tornado DDT.]

Bob: Blaze is really on his game tongiht!

[Blaze pulls Flight to his feet and pulls him to the corner yet again. He scoops Flight up, and slams him down hard with a Scoop Slam, and then goes to climbing the ropes.]

Bob: Looks like it's time for Cold Fury!

[Blaze leaps off, doing a full backwards flip, nailing Flight square in the chest with the Cold Fury(Shooting Star Press). Blaze goes for a cover.......1.........2.......3!]

Bob: Blaze picks up the win!

Rez: He's not done yet.

[Blaze pulls Flight up by his hair, and begins taunting him, and slapping him around. Blaze finally cracks Flight across the face with his cast over his right arm, busting Flight wide open. Blaze lets Flight drop to the mat, and begins slamming his head into the mat, over and over again. Blaze lifts the cast high, and cracks it across the back of Flights head, knocking him out cold.]

Bob: I have to say, I don't agree with what Blaze did here.

Rez: I do. Flight is a slacker!

{The scene switches back to a locker room with the words "T@T@T@" on the name plate. Two men stand outside the door, one of them is holding a large burlap sack.]

Man 1: Ok, remember, the Boss wants the Stupid ne.

Man 2: I got it. I know what I'm doing!

Man 1: Don't mess this up!

Man 2: Don't worry. I'll bonk him on the head, and you throw the sack over him.

[One of the men opesn the door, and they both crage it. A struggle is heard, and then a loud *CLANG*. A few seconds later, the two men come out of the room with an unmoving form in the burlap sack.]

Man 1: That was easier than I thought.

[As the men walks away from the scene of the crime, the camera pushes through the door, and into the locker room. Nothing out of the ordanary, until a flush is heard, and the bathroom door opes up, and out steps ThOrN.]

ThOrN: Dame-e-Un. Don't Goez In dur, it smeelz bad.

[Thorn looks around for Damien, but sees nobody.]

ThOrN: Dame-E-Un? Hewwo?

[Let me Blow Your Mind by Eve begins to play, and Kristy comes out to a roaring ovation. She runs down the ramp and slides into the ring, and begins posing for the crowd.]

Rez: What the hell did Thorn say?

Bob: Your guess is as good as mine, but we have a match ready to start.

[The music switches over, and The Way I Am by Eminem plays, and Mr. Slik comes out to almost no reaction. He walks down to ring side, and stands there looking up at Kristy. Suddenly, Kristy bounces off the ropes, and launches herself over the top, hitting Slik in the face with a clothesline.]

Rez: Damn, she's taking it to him!

[Kristy pulls Slik to his feet, and slams his head into the baracade. She grabs his wrist and whips him shoulder first into the steel ring post. Kristy pulls him to the ring, and rolls him in, but leaves his head hanging off the apron. She climbs to the apron, and climbs up to the top turnbuckle.]

Rez: What the hell is she doing?

Bob: I think she's trying to get back into the game. She lost the Extreme Title last week, maybe she's trying to prove something.

Rez: Yeah, but the match hasn't even started yet!

[Kristy leaps off of the turnbuckle and brings her elbow across the throat of Mr. Slik. Kristy falls to the floor, and Slik rolls around holding his throat and neck. Kristy gets to her feet, and rolls into the ring after Slik. She pulls him to his feet, and kicks him in the gut. She leaps into the air, and delivers a Kaos Factor (X-Factor) on Mr. Slik. Kristy rolls Slik over, and goes for a cover.........1.......2.........3!]

Bob: Well, Kristy make quick work of Mr. Slik!

Rez: She cheated! She caught him when he wasn't ready!

[As Kristy celebrates, Angel Dawson leaps over the baracade and slides into the ring. She clotheslines Kristy from behind, sending Kristy into the ropes throat first.]

Bob: What the hell is Angel doing here?

[Angel slides out of the ring, and grabs a chair. She walks around to where Kristy is leaning agaist the bottom rope, and lays the chair into her back. Kristy rolls around in pain. Angel slides into the ring, and lays the chair to Kristy's back again, and again. Angel sets the chair up, and pulls Kristy to her feet. Angel whips Kristy into the ropes, and when Kristy comes back, she picks Kristy up, and Sidewalk Slams her onto the chair, bending the chair in half.]

Bob: My god! What is Angel doing?

Rez: Looks like shes sending her a message!

[Angel gets up, and walks to the ropes. She looks back at Kristy, and slides out of the ring.]

[The scene switches back to the office of Jayson Phoniex. He is sorting through some papers, when suddenly the door to his office bursts open, amd a frantic ThOrN runs in.]

ThOrN: Mester Phniex. Dame-E-Uns gone!

Phoniex: Whoa whoa whoa. Calm down, Thorn. What is the deal.

ThOrN: I'z told youze aweady, Dame-E-Uns gone!

Phoniex: Tell me what happened.

ThOrN: Otay. Mez wuz takin a doody, and when mez come out, hez wuz gone!

Phoniex: Did you see or hear anything?

ThOrN: I dunno. I'z wuz lookin at da funne piturez on da wall, but Mez did hear a clang sound

Phoniex: Well, I'll look into it, Thorn

ThOrN: Tank Youz. Youze nice guy.

Phoniex: I try.

[With that, a reassured Thorn exits the office.]

[For Whom the Bell Tolls by Metalica begns to play back at ringside, and Ego, newly returned to XwC, comes ut from behind the curtian. The fans let out a chrus of boos as Ego walks slowy down to the ring and steps up on the apron. Ego steps over the top rope.]

Bob: Ego made quite the impact here last week.

Rez: Yeah, he took out one McCorde brother, now he's on to the next one.

[Around the World by The Red Hot Chili Peppers begins to play, and Brent McCorde, sober for once in his adult life, comes out from behind the curtians. He runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. He quickly goes after Ego, knocking him down and pummling him.]

Bob: Tequi... er, Brent McCorde isn't wasting time with this one...

Rez: Your not kidding!

[Josh Cantrell dosen't even wait for his music before he runs full tilt down the ramp and slides into the ring. He goes straight for Brent, who is still attacking Ego. Ego rolls out of the ring.]

Bob: Well, now the bell has rung, and we are officially in a match now!

Rez: It was more exciting before the match

[Cantrell whips McCorde into the ropes and as McCorde bounces off the ropes on the opposite side Ego who was taking a breather on the floor grabs his foot. Brent turns and swings at Ego who reaches up and grabs McCorde's head and dropping to his knees snapping Brent's throat across the top rope. McCorde grabs his throat and stumbles back right into the path of Cantrell who kicks him in the gut and double underhooking his arms.]

Bob: What's Josh got planned here?

Rez: What ever it is it can't be as big as what he has to tell Jayson Phoenix.

Bob: And I suppose you know?

Rez: Of course, I know everything, haven't you figured that out yet.

Bob: You sure know how to take a beating at the hands of Joe Max.

Rez: ...

[Cantrell spins around swining the larger McCorde out in front of him. In mid move Cantrell releases the double underhook and throws his leg over the back of Brent's head and drops to the mat sending McCorde face first into the mat.]

Bob: He calls that Erase the Hate or so I've been told.

Rez: Well thankfully I think he just erased Brent McCorde's face.

[As Josh goes for the cover Ego finally slides back into the ring and goes to drop an elbow on the back of Cantrell to break up the count but Josh moves out of the way at the last second and Ego's elbow connects with the chest of Brent McCorde. Ego quickly gets to his feet and narrowly misses a Super Kick from Cantrell. Ego grabs Cantrell's leg with one hand and his throat with the other and lifts him high into the air for a huge chokeslam.]

Bob: That's the most impact Ego's made since being back in XwC.

Rez: He's nothing but hype.

[Ego goes to pull Josh to his feet but out of despiration Josh low blows him without the ref seeing it. Cantrell slowly makes it to his feet as Ego clutches his package and tries to exlain what happened to the ref. As this is going on McCorde has made it back to his feet and he grabs Cantrell and throws him into the corner. Brent charges but Josh just brings his foot up and catches him square in the nuts. Cantrell kicks McCorde out of the ring and to the floor before the ref can notice what's going on.]

Bob: He's blatantly cheating!

Rez: Yeah, it runs in the family.

Bob: What's that supposed to mean?

Rez: You'll see

[Ego, who's know furious moves the ref to the side and runs at Cantrell who hits a drop toe hold causing Ego to slam into the bottom turnbuckle face first. Ego gets to his feet quickly and grabs Cantrell but Josh slips behind him and lifts him up into a torture rack.]

Bob: Cheating or not, that's some show of strength there by Josh Cantrell. Ego's 319lbs and Josh is only like 245.

Rez: Josh has lost weight and gained muscle since coming to XwC he's down to a trim and buffed 237.

Bob: I don't want to know how you get all your information.

[With the much larger Ego a cross his shoulders Cantrell falls to the side dropping Ego with his finisher Product of Hate. He goes to cover Ego but McCorde slides back into the ring and Josh catches it out of the corner of his eye and nails Brent in the chin with a lighting quick Super Kick. He thens drops down and covers Ego. The ref counts 1...2...3.]

Gillian: And the winner of this match and NEW #1 Contender to the XwC Elite Title, Josh Cantrell!!!

Bob: Well, in a match that was tainted with his out right cheating, Josh Cantrells put on an impressive desplay at the end and pulls out the win. Coming up next folks...

Rez: Josh isn't done Bob.

[As Ego and Brent McCorde collect themselves and exit the ring Josh Cantrell goes over to the corner and ask for a mic from a stage hand. He walks back to the center of the ring and looks out at the crowd before bringing the mic to his lips.]

Cantrell: You know, most people come out here and either kiss your asses or do everything within there power to make you despise them. I'm not like that. Cheer me, boo me, I don't give a f##k.

Bob: Hope our censors caught that.

Rez: I'm sure there's someone in the back with their finger on a button for moments like that.

Cantrell: Right now though, I'd like for Jayson Phoenix to come to the ring, so that after three weeks, I can finally let him know the reason I came here, and my reason for being a wrestler in the first place. It didn't have to be like this Jayson.

[Suddenly "The Way You Like It" by Adema hits the PA and XwC president Jayson Phoenix walks out onto the ramp with a mic in hand.]

Phoenix: What? It didn't have to be like what? I don't have time for this I'm a busy man.

Cantrell: I'm going to tell you, just come on down to the ring, Boss.

Phoenix: Fine, just make it quick.

[With that Phoenix walks down to the ring and steps in.]

Cantrell: Now, before I tell you what I have to tell you I'd just like to shake your hand.

[Phoenix extends his hand and Cantrell takes it and yanks him towards him, getting eye to eye with him.]

Cantrell: And congratulate on being the most gullible son of a bitch I've ever met in my short time on earth.

[With that Cantrell nails Jayson Phoenix with a pump handle reverse STO.]

Bob: Oh my god I've seen that move...

Rez: You certainly have.

[Josh rolls Jayson Phoenix over onto his back and stands over him and bends down till he's face to face once again with the almost unconsious president.]

Cantrell: We'll call that The Kindred, make a note to change that on the XwC website for me Jayson. You kept ignoring me, you were always preoccupied with one of the bigger "stars". You'll never IGNORE ME AGAIN!!!

Bob: He's screaming in the face of the President of XwC.

Rez: So, Phoenix is watching the birdies fly around his head, he can't hear him.

Cantrell: I wanted to help you! I didn't get to destroy his beloved creation because of you! Mike Angel got to it before I did. Now I have to win the title he created. I could have been very benifical to you Jayson, but I got put on the back burner because I wasn't a big name. Well how's this for a name you stupid piece of s##t, I'm Jake Keeton's brother!!!

[Cantrell just drops the mic and leaves it lying on the chest of Jayson Phoenix. Josh flips backwards over the top rope and to the floor and walks up the ramp to complete silence from the shocked crowd.]

Bob: I don't know what to say here folks, let's take a break.

[Camera opens up focused on the door of a locker room which has a nametag on it reading "Rock Startling & Rave" that would normally keep out intruders but as everybody knows the XwC camera men have all access at the XwC sponsored events so a hand reaches out and opens the door to find Rave stretching in the foreground and Startling back near the corner doing some jumping jacks in an attempt to loosen up before his big match. Seeing the camera, Startling nods his head with a smile on his face as Rave stands upright with a smile on her face as well]

Rave: I suppose you are looking to get some pre-match words from Startling, right?

[The camera man moves the camera up and down in an agreeing motion]

Rave: Well, as you can see he is a bit busy right now...but I can do it. So what do you want to know? Zee usual what Startling expects to do, the outcome, blah blah

[The camera repeats the previous motion again in agreement before setting up to get the best camera angle on Rave with Startling being captured in the background shot]

Rave: Well, obviously Startling plans on going out zere and giving it his all. A lot of z'ings have been said about everybody in zee match so he expects to get a fight from everybody and believes he will come away from zee brawl wi'z a win and zen plans to go on to Genesis and capture zee TRIAD title for XwC because he doesnt believe anybody else in zee match can win under zat kind of pressure. So...

[Rave goes on but the cameraman see's something in the background he has to focus on, Startling suddenly stops doing his exercise and begins stumbling around as if very dizzy before standing still and shaking his head and then a sudden angered look comes over Startlings face at the same time his trademark cocky smile is flashed at the same time revealing an obvious change in demeanor. After the apparent metamorphisis Startling walks over beside Rave and looks deeply into the camera]

Rock Startling: All I really got to say before this match is that Teemu, Joe, and lil Romeo better watch themselves because im fixin to lay a beatdo...nah, how about this. To all that oppose me tonight...Face the Startling Onslaught like a man and go down, like a bitch!

[Startling keeps staring into the camera, as it fades out, with an unsettling gleam in his eyes and the cocky smile on his face]

Bob: Up next we have our #1 contenders match for the US Title.

Rez: Another guy versus girl match. I tell ya, if I wanted to see Brandy Davis take on another guy, I'd go to the porn shop.

Bob: Yeah, right. Like Brandy Davis have been in a porno.

Rez: Haven't you heard of her underground work?

Bob: You can't be serious.

Rez: I've heard rumors.

Bob: Here's 40 bucks, see what you can find

[Revolution by Amiee Allen begins to play, and the crowd goes wild as the beautiful Brandy Davis steps out from behind the curtian and onto the stage. She makes a bee line for the ring, and slides under the bottom rope. Brandy takes a turnbuckle and poses for the crowd.]

Rez: I'd even pay to see her naked!

Bob: You mean instead of just pirating it off on the internet?

Rez: The internet is the best place to get porn.

Bob: You are a sad man, you know that?

Rez: You really have no idea.

[The music ends, and My Direction by Sum 41 begins to play. The crowd waits for Titan, all looking to the stage. But, after about 10 seconds, he dosen't show. The music ends, and the ref calls for his entracne again. The music starts up again, but still no Titan.]

Bob: Where the hell is Titan?

Rez: I don't know, but it looks like the ref is talking to the ring announcer.

Gillian: Ladies and Gentlemen. The refferee has informed me that he will begin a 10 count. If at that time, Titan has not made his appearance, he will be counted out, and the winner of this match will be Brandy Davis.

Rez: What the hell?

Bob: He's got about 8 seconds left to get his butt down here.

[The ref counts, and is up to 5. 6.........7..........8..........8..........10!]

Gillian: The winner of this match as the result of a countout, Brandy Davis!

Rez: What happened to Titan?

Bob: Hold on a second, I'm getting word that there's something going on backstage.

[The scene switches back to the office of Jayson Phoniex. He is on his cell phone, still holdng his back and head from the attack by Josh Cantrell, and all we can hear is his side of the conversation.]

Phoniex: Titan, where are you, man?

[Phoniex pauses, obviouelsy listening.]

Phoniex: You did what? Why didn't you come to me? Fine, whatever. Do what you want to do, it's your mistake.

[Phoniex hangs the cell phone up, and sets it down on his desk.]

Bob: So, what the hell was that all about?

Rez: I don't know, but it's big!

[The cameras switch back to the locker room where Jayson Phoniex is now talking to a group of people. He seems to be directing traffic.]

Phoniex: Find that glorified curtian jerker, and when you do, kick him out of the arena. He is suspended without pay until Genesis. Then, I'm gonna let Brad Daddy tear him apart.

[From around the corner come a man wearing a very nice pin striped suit. When he gets into view, he begins to laugh.]

Man in the Suit: Having problems are we?

Phoniex: Nothing I can't handle, Krozar. What are you doing here?

Krozar: I need not share my reasons with the likes of you, I am here, simply put.

Phoniex: Ok. Play it like that. Say, we seem to be missing someone around here. Damien, I belive you know him. Haven't seen him around, have you?

Krozar: Damien, funny guy, yeah tall, wears his name on his forehead, yes, I'm afriad I do know that insignifficant little freak. But never seen him, nor would I care to see him again.

[Krozar chuckles.]

Krozar: It seems to me that your missing all kinds of people... you better hope that this little trend comes to a stop before too soon.

Phoniex: I sure hope that wasn't a threat. At the very least, let me get someone to give you a tour. Wouldn't want you getting lost

Krozar: Bah, I know my way around a complex as small as this, buggar off with you. I'll find my way through.

Phoniex: Just thought I'd offer. Hey, just to let you know, you might want to find a seat and watch the next match, it's gonna be a doozy. My Christmas Present to all the XwC fans.

Krozar: And kinda of Christmas prestent could you off that would please a man of my stature?

Phoniex: What else does any red blooded human male want? Senseless T&A, a good fight, and the hopes that a bra strap will snap. It's pure girl on girl...

Krozar: Did you say T&A?

Phoniex: Yes, that I did. T&A...

Krozar: You better have me a front row seat.

Phoniex: I'm sure we can work something out.

[With that, Krozar walks off, and Jayson Phoniex walks off towards his office.]

[The crowd begins to roar as a voluptuous blonde emerges from behind the curtain wearing a skintight black leather outfit and white fur vest. Autumn waves to the screaming fans tightening the fabric around her upper chest threatening to burst the strings that seem barely able to contain Autumn’s cleavage.]

Rez: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!

Bob: What the…. Rez calm down! You act as if you have never seen a beautiful woman before?

Rez: I have Bob. I still have three months on my subscription left.

Bob: Oh brother.

[Autumn seductively enters the ring, to the approval of the crowd, as “Horrible” by Jack Off Jill begins to play. From behind the curtains emerges Angel Dawson wearing tight red and black striped spandex one-piece outfit and a black studded leather jacket. She pauses in the aisle way and holds her Extreme Championship Belt high above her head. Autumn strolls around the ring and looks unimpressed. Angel makes her way towards the ring and mounts the ring apron and begins to yell at Autumn.]

Rez: I just want one thing for Christmas Bob. Please, just one thing.

Bob: What’s that Rez?

Rez: Their clothes!

[Angel enters the ring and stomps over towards Autumn and begins to make comments about Autumn’s attire and more. Autumn glances over Angel and turns her back to Angel. Angel’s face etches into a mask of rage as she tosses the Extreme Championship to the mat and then turns towards the crowd. Autumn leans back in the far corner and watches Angel as she begins play to the crowd’s cheers and seductively begins to remove her black studded jacket. The crowd goes crazy, when Angel tosses the jacket out of the ring and then grabs the top of her outfit and stretches the spandex down one shoulder, stopping just before exposure, but enough to catch a glimpse of strapless black lace.]

Bob: WHOA!

Rez: Oh yes.

[Autumn steps out of the corner, as Angel backs into another corner, the crowd begins to go wild. Autumn steps to the center of the ring and begins to sway from side to side, slowly pulling her white fur vest down her shoulders. The crowd screams with anticipation as Autumn tosses her vest out into the crowd and then begins to teasingly pull on the strings that hold her top together. She tantalizingly pulls the knot loose and works two rows of strings free to expose a bit of pink lace.]

Bob: Rez, I think this match is really ……..REZ! Stop that! For God’s sake man we are on live TV!

[The camera snaps to Rez, where we can see that he clearly has his finger embedded way up his nose.]

Rez: Sorry, I have a boogie.

[In the ring Autumn plays heavily towards the crowd and turns to face Angel when suddenly a devastating running clothesline levels her. Autumn hits the mat hard and slowly attempts to sit up, but Angel delivers a swift kick to the side of her head. Angel then quickly begins to work at the strings of Autumn’s top until it falls open revealing a sheer pink lace bra underneath. Angel pauses, staring down at Autumn, with almost an expression of delight. Autumn takes advantage and connects a fist with Angle’s jaw. Angel gets to her feet and staggers away, Autumn gets to her feet and tries in vain to close her top when Angel delivers a boot to the gut and locks in ……..]

Bob: Death From Above! Angel has nailed it on Autumn. My God!

Rez: Um…..aaaaaaa…..um……oooooo…….

Bob: Earth to Rez. Earth to Rez. Hello? Rez?

[Rez’s eyes are transfixed on the ring in a blank daze, as Angel pulls off Autumn’s top to the approval of the crowd. Autumn rolls over unto her stomach, and then Angel mounts unto her back and begins to choke Autumn with her top. Rez’s face distorts into a mask of confusion as he glances over to Bob.]

Rez: Bob.

Rez: Welcome back to the land of the living Rez.

Rez: Hey Bob?

Bob: What is it Rez?

Rez: I thought we were to have a special guest referee?

Bob: Huh? Rez, for the first time you are right? Where is our special referee?

[As if on cue the arena lights shut off and everything is plunged into blackness. The opening chords of “Bloodline” begins to play and the crowd goes nuts.]

Rez: Holy S**t! The special guest referee …….it …….it can’t be?

[The arena lights snap back on and in the middle of the ring standing behind Angel is the form of …….]

Rez/Bob: APOLLYON!

[Apollyon reaches down and grabs a handful of Angel’s hair and pulls her to her feet Angel turns and faces Apollyon and then delivers a kick to the groin, that doubles over Apollyon. Angel tries to pull away from Apollyon, but he refuses to let go of her hair. Apollyon snaps back up to his full height and smiles at Angel, who now looks shocked and horrified. Apollyon pulls Angel close and licks from the bottom of her neck up to her ear, before spinning her around and nailing……]

Bob: Oh My God! Apollyon has just nailed Angel with the Desacration of Christ! She is out!

[Apollyon stares at the limp form of Angel and then kneels down beside her. Apollyon softly brushes the hair away from Angel’s face and oddly smiles. Autumn has begun to stir and Apollyon gets up and makes his way to the far corner and sits down. Autumn sits up holding her head and then notices the prone figure of Angel lying beside her. Autumn looks towards Apollyon, who gestures for her towards Angel. Autumn glances down and notices that she is now wearing just her bra and then reaches for her top. After slipping it over her shoulders Autumn crawls over towards Angel and then begins to pull down the spandex suit. Angel just lies there unconscious as Autumn completely removes her outfit and exposes a very skimpy black lace bra and thong. Autumn immediately rolls out of the ring and retrieves the XWC Extreme Championship Belt and heads towards the curtains.]

Rez: Oh my, ……oh …….my ………OH.my…OH MY!

Bob: REZ! Put that thing away!

[In the ring Apollyon makes his way towards Angel and then gently begins to run his fingers across her now naked stomach. The crowd begins to go wild as Teemu McCorde charges the ring and Apollyon exits out the far side. Teemu slides over and covers Angel with a large towel and begins to yell at Apollyon. Apollyon strides around the ring, eyeing Teemu and smiles. Teemu checks on a reviving Angel and helps her to her feet. The camera cuts to Rez, who is now sitting at his announce position with a very large, ….happy, …..grin.]

Rez: God Bless Us, Everyone!

Bob: Are you Ok?

Rez: Especially, Jayson Phoniex!

[The scene switches back to a security room where a guard is watching several monitors. The door opens up, and Jayson Phoniex steps in.]

Phoniex: You wanted to see me, Earl?

Earl: Yes sir. I was watching the cameras, and I noticed something you sould see.

[Jayson and Earl look at a screen, and the camera zooms in. It shows the man Jayson was talking to earlier walking through a hallway. He stops at an intersection, and looks left, and then right. He walks off right, and then, a few seconds later, comes back left. Another few seconds pass, and he walks back to the intersection, and turns to go back the way he came.]

Phoniex*Laughing*: Sure, he can find his way....

Earl: You want me to do something, pick him up?

Phoniex: Hah, let him wander around for a few more hours. If he hasn't found a way out by then, get him, and escort him out. Thank you Earl for making my night a little better. Can you do me a favor?

Earl: What?

Phoniex: Can you male me a copy of that?

Earl: Sure thing, I'll have it to you within the hour.

Phoniex: Merry Christmas Earl.

Earl: Merry Christmas, Mr. Phoniex.

Bob: Well, this is it. The biggest match in XwC history!

Rez: Four of the biggest names in Wrestling today! All in one match!

[Fine Again by Seether begins to play, and Teemu McCorde comes out to a ruckus crowd. He pumps up the audience like only Teemu can do, and then jets down the ramp. Teemu slides into the ring, and takes a corner, posing for the crowd, which are about to blow the roof of the Fleet Center.]

Rez: Damn pretty boy. I can't stand the way he parades around here like that!

Bob: Sounds like your a bit on the jelous side.

Rez: Jelous of a guy who can't understand that Angel Dawson wants to Suck his....

Bob: Enough from you!

[Suddenly, the music switches over to "New York, New York" by Frank Sinatra, and Romeo Martini, acompanied by the beautiful Garcelle, comes out on the stage to a loud chorus of boos. Romeo walks slowly down to the ring, and as Garcelle walks to the right side, Romeo hops up on the apron, and steps through the ropes. He stands back as Teemu hops off the turnbuckle, and the two men begin stareing each other down.]

Bob: This might get started before we even get the rest of the people in the ring.

[The Big O Theme hits the PA system, and Joe Max comes out to another roaring ovation! He looks down to the ring, and then bolts down the ramp. He slides into the ring, and Romeo and Teemu back away from him as he take a corner, as Joe Max pumps the crowd up more.]

Bob: This crowd is glad to see Big O back in action!

Rez: Yeah, we all are.

Bob: Was that a hint of sarcasim I hear?

Rez: Who? Me? Nah!

[Big O comes down off of the turnbuckle, and all 3 of the men wait. Suddenly, "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill hits the speakers, and Rock Startling appears on the stage. The crowd goes wild as he walks confidantly down the ramp, and climbs the steps. Rock steps through the second rope and looks over his competition.

Bob: Rock Startling returns to the wrestling ring, and it's here in XwC.

Rez: Rock Startling needs Anger Management!

[The ref calls for the bell, and the four men circle each other. Suddenly, Romeo lunges at Teemu, and begins hitting him in the face with right hands. Big O turns to Rock, and Rock kicks Big O in the gut, and begins clubbing at the back of Joe Max. Rock pushes Big O back to the corner, and begins stomping at him. On the other side of the ring, Romeo is controlling Teemu, hitting him in the back of the head with lefts and rights. Romeo pulls Teemu to the center of the ring, and sets him up, and lands a quickly Snap Suplex. Romeo is up quickly, and begins stomping on the head of Teemu.]

Rez: This match is gonna be hard to tell who's fighting who.

Bob: There's just gonna be too much action!

[Romeo pulls Teemu to his feet, and turns to the ropes. He launches Teemu through the second rope, and Teemu hits the floor hard. Romeo, with a cocky look on his face, turns around, and is met with a right hand to the face, courtsey of Rock Startling. Rock grabs the wrist of Romeo, and whips him into the ropes. Rock turns, and hits Romeo in the face with a reverse elbow, sending Romeo to the mat. Rock goes to pull Romeo to his feet, but he is hit in the back by Big O. Big O pushes Rock to the corner, and begins laying rights and lefts to the side of his head. Joe Max wraps his arms around the waist of Rock, and pops his hips, sending Rock Startling over his head with a Belly to Belly Suplex. Big O walks over to Rock and Romeo, who are still lying on the mat, when suddenly, the crowd comes alive when they see Teemu climbing the turnbuckle. Teemu waits, and finally, Joe Max turns around, and is greeted with a Missle Drop Kick to the chin.]

Bob: Everyone has their game on tonight!

[Teemu is up quickly, and takes it to Joe Max. He pulls Joe up by his chin. Teemu pushes Joe Max back to the corner, and lays a shoulder to his gut. He backs up again, but Romeo is up, and grabs Teemu by his hair as he is about to charge in, and pulls Teemu to the mat, hitting his head hard. Romeo goes to stomping the mid section of Teemu, and then on to Joe Max, again stomping at Joe's gut. Romeo pulls Joe Max to his feet, and whips him hard into the same corner. Romeo follows in with a short arm lariat, sending Joe Max crashing to the mat, with his back on the bottom turnbuckle. Romeo turns around just in time to get a quick spinning heel kick from Rock Startling, sending him reeling back into the ropes. Rock rears back, and clotheslines Romeo over the top rope. Romeo seems to hit his head on the ring apron, and then falls to the floor.]

Bob: Dosen't look like Rock has lost a step in the time he's been out of the ring.

Rez: He is a wash out, a has been. Thats why he left in the first place.

[Rock pulls Joe Max to his feet, and begins hitting him in the face. Rock grabs the wrist of Joe Max, and goes to whip him to the other corner, but Joe Max puts the brakes on, and reverses it, sending Rock running across the ring, but Teemu is up quickly, and hits Rock in the face with a Standing Side Kick.]

Rez: Hey, are they working together?

Bob: It ain't against the rules!

[Joe Max and Teemu both go after Rock, pulling him up to his feet. Joe Max and Teemu each grab a wrist, and whip Rock into the ropes. Teemu follows after him, and clotheslines Rock up and over the top rope. Teemu turns around and is met with a Super O Kick to the chin, sending him over the rope as well.]

Bob: 3 4ths of this match are laid out on the mats!

[Teemu and Rock slowly make it to their feet. Joe Max looks down at them, and then suddenly runs at the ropes on the other side. He hits the ropes, and runs back at Teemu and Rock, launching himself over the top rope. Joe Max lands across Rock and Teemu, and now all 3 men are down.]

Bob: Joe Max putting his body on the line, this match is the one to do it.

[Joe Max is up first, followed by Teemu. Joe Max goes to work on Teemu, throwing lefts and rights. Joe Max whips Teemu towards the steel steps, but Teemu reverses it, and sends Joe Max shoulder first into the ring post. Teemu pulls Rock Startling to his feet, and slams his head into the ring apron. Teemu goes to do it again, but Rock gets his elbow up into the gut of Teemu, and fights out of it. Rock grabs Teemu by his head, and rolls him into the ring. Teemu gets to his feet quickly, and as Rock is rolling into the ring, Teemu drops a leg across the back of his head. Teemu rolls Rock over and goes for a cover........1........2......Rock get his foot up on the rope.]

Bob: Great ring presence by Startling.

Rez: Startling is a lucky bastard. You seen the piece of meat that runs around with him, Rave? God, forget his cousin or whoever it is in jail and just hit dat!

Bob: God, that was so close to sounding cool.

[Teemu slaps the mat in frustration, and gets to his feet. He pulls Rock to his feet, and pushes him into the ropes. Teemu goes to whip Rock, but Rock reverses it and sends Teemu into the ropes. Romeo is back up, and grabs the feet of Teemu, sending him crashing to the mat face first. Romeo pulls Teemu out of the ring, and to the floor. Joe Max turns around to see Rock Startling getting to his feet on the outside. Joe Max hits the ropes and charges at Rock, dropping to the mat for a baseball slide, but Rock quickly sidesteps Joe's attempt, and grabs his legs. Rock yanks hm off of the ring apron, and Joe Max crashes to the floor. Rock wastes no time before stomping at the gut of Joe Max.]

Bob: They have to be in the ring to get a winner!

Rez: We will have a winner! It'll be Romeo!

[Romeo continues his assault on Teemu on the outside, and pulls him to his feet. Romeo rolls him into the ring, and then pulls up the ring apron, and pulls out a steel chair.]

Bob: This isn't a hardcore match!

Rez: I think he's gonna make someone sleep with the fishes.

[Romeo goes to slide into the ring, but Teemu is to his feet, and does a quick drop kick to the chair, sending it into the face of Romeo, and Romeo back into the baracade. Teemu slides back out of the ring, and pulls Romeo to his feet. Teemu rolls Romeo into the ring, and slides in after him. Teemu grabs the legs of Romeo and rolls him over, locking in the TeeMutation!(A Texas Cloverleaf variant) Teemu pulls back hard, when suddenly, Rock Startling slides into the ring and quickly clotheslines Teemu, breaking the hold. Rock pulls Teemu to his feet, and sets him up for a Simply Startling(a spinning Tombstone Piledriver). Rock delivers the Piledriver, and rolls Teemu over for the cover........1..........2..........Romeo gets to his feet and drops a leg across the head of Rock.]

Bob: If it wasn't for Romeo, this match would be over.

Rez: Romeo's on top of everything.

[Romeo pulls Startling to his feet, and spins him around, and locks him into the Kiss Of Death(A Cobra Clutch Submission). Romeo yanks back, and Rock reaches for the ropes, but can't reach. Suddenly, Joe Max is back in the ring, and he measures Romeo up, and lays a Super O Kick to the face of Romeo, breaking the hold. Rock falls to the mat, and so does Romeo. Big O pulls Romeo to his feet, and picks him up for a Firemans Carry, and then drops him with an O-Drop(F5). Big O goes to cover Romeo, but Teemu grabs Big O's legs, and yanks him off of Romeo. Teemu turns Romeo over, and locks in the TeeMutation yet again. Big O gets to his feet, and sees Rock Startling still laying on the mat, and rolls him over to lock in the O-Lock(SharpShooter). The ref looks at Romeo, then at Rock, not knowing what to do. Teemu looks over and sees Joe Max. Teemu releases his lock on Romeo, and lunges at Joe Max, knocking him off of Rock, and into the turnbuckle. Suddenly, as the ref is checking on Rock and Romeo, Josh Cantrell comes screaming down the ramp with a chair in hand.]

Bob: What the hell is he doing here?

Rez: Looks like he getting noticed!

[Cantrell runs to the corner where Joe Max is, and swings for the fences, smacking Joe Max in the side of the head. Joe Max crumples to the mat. Teemu turns around, and *WACK* in the back goes the chair. Teemu reels forward, and Startling grabs Teemu's tights, and throws him through the second rope from a laying down position. Startling crawls over to the downed Joe Max and goes for a cover..........1...........2.........Romeo breaks up the count. Cantrell backs away from the ring smiling as the match continues.]

Bob: Now thats not fair!

Rez: Cantrell is gettin his groove on here in the XwC!

[Romeo pulls Startling to his feet, and goes to whip him, but Startling gets a knee up to his gut. Startling scoops up Romeo, and turns him over for a Simply Startling, and slams him down to the mat. Rock goes for a cover.........1.........2.........3!]

Bob: By God! Startling has done it!

Rez: That was a close one!

[As Startlings music begins to play, the ref raises his hand. Then, suddenly, his music cuts off, and "The Way You Like It" by Adema begins to play, and Jayson Phoniex comes out to the stage, still holding his back from the attack by Josh Cantrell. He holds a mic, and cals for the music to be cut off.]

Phoniex: First things first. I'd like to congradulate Rock Startling for his victory here tonight!

[The crowd goes wild, and Phoniex begins pacing back and forth]

Phoniex: Second, to Josh Cantrell. You think your hot stuff, don't you? Well, I have news for you.... You may have a shot at Brad Daddy's Elite Title, but He's not gonna be easy. Plus, I'm gonna be making it a little harder for you. Your match for the Elite Title is now........ A Steel Cage Match!

Bob: Good God!

Rez: WOOO HOOO!

Phoniex: Last but not least. People have been asking me, what is the plan for the XwC Heavyweight Championship. Well, with Rock going on to the Triad Title match, I have carefully considered the options, and as of right now, you are looking at the top contenders for the XwC Championship.

Bob: What does he mean?

Rez: I think I know.

Phoniex: At Genesis, it will be......... Romeo Martini.......Teemu McCorde......... and Joe Max Ontario in a 3 Way Street Fight for the XwC Heavyweight Championship!

Bob: Thats Huge!

Rez: You ain't kiddin. We got Cantrell taking on Brad Daddy in a Cage Match for the Elite Title, Brandy Davis and Eric Reynolds for the US Title, and now a 3 Way Street Fight! To Top it all off, Rock Startling will take on a comer from First Blood for the first ever Legendary Title! Genesis is gonna rock!

Bob: You said a mouthfull. Folks, were out of time, we'll see you at Genesis!