( Pyro goes off and The Way You like It by Adema plays over the loud speakers of the Kemper Arena as Tuesday BreakDown kicks off with a bang. The camrea's pan across the crowd who is on their feet ans the somng dies down. The camera comes down to Bob Griffen and Mat Reznor.)
Bob: Welcome folks for another great night of XwC action. I'm Bob Griffen!
Rez: And I'm Matt Reznor! We got a hell of a show lined up for ya!
Bob: we got the first ever US Title match tonight as our main event. Trendkiller and Mr. Tequila go toe to toe.
(Suddenly, Control by Puddle of Mudd plays over the arena loud speakers, and Jayson Phoniex, XwC's president, walks out from behind the curtian.)
Bob: There's the Prez! What is he doing?
Rez: Whatever is on his mind it can't be good. He don't look too happy.
(Phoniex walks down to the ring, shaking hands with people as he walks along the ramp. He climbs up the stairs, and into the ring. He stops to look at the crowd as the music ends, and he asks for a mic.)
Phoniex: you know, I waited so long to do this. To open a great Sports Entertainment spectacal to compete with the greatest to ever exist. I think I've done pretty good so far, but I am here to inform you that, I belive I have sold my soul to Satan himself. You see, in my eagerness to open XwC, I needed quick cash, and I went out and got a few investors, 3 to be exact. You see, I am not to sole owner of XwC, I am only 1/4. There are 3 other people, but due to a contractual disargreement, one of the silent partners does not want to remain silent.
(At this point, Down With The Sickness plays over the P.A., and the crowd turns their attention to the ramp.)
Bob: What the hell is this?
Rez: You don't know who this is?
(Chris Rickter emerges on the stage, acompanied by Fiona Black. Chris is dressed in a black suit nd black tie, with his hair tied back in a tight pony tail. He struts down to the ring, and steps up to the ring. He lifts the ropes and lets Fiona step in, and then steps in himself. He walks over to Phoniex and smiles at him. He reaches down and takes the mic from him as the crowd begins to boo loudly.)
Rickter: Well, well, well. The XwC. I must say that Phoniex, you have made a pretty respectable, and profitable federation. I didn't think you had it in you. Really, when I handed that money over to you, I thought I'd never see it again. But I have seen it, and then some. So, I'm here to make me some more money. I'm here to get more moey flowing into my own pockets, and that means I'm here to shake up the XwC.
Bob: What does that mean?
(With that, Rickter drops the mic, and walks away from the ring. Phoniex looks over at Bob and shrugs his shoulders, and mouthes the words "I'm Sorry". He then steps out of the ring.)
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[ The camera’s cut back from commercial break to the announce position where Bob Griffen and Mat Reznor are awaiting.]
Bob: well mat we’re back and ready for some hardcore action with Hellhole taking on Zero.
Rez: I tell ya bob, we’re gonna be seeing some steel flying in this match.
[ “Too Bad’ By Nickelback hits over the speakers and out steps the mammoth Hellhole, pulling a green bin full of foreign objects behind him as he makes his way to the ring.]
Bob: Wow check out that aresenal.
Rez: It is extreme championship rules Bob, anything goes, falls count anywhere! Gotta love the XwC.
[ “ My plague” By slipknot then hits the P.A. and out comes Zero to a more warming crowd, Zero is carrying a broom handle and makes his way to the ring. Zero goes face to face with Hellhole but Hellhole towers over Zero, Zero goes for a right hand but is easily blocked by Hellhole, Hellhole then sends Zero down with a huge headbutt, Zero tries to fight back but gets pushed back to the runbuckle then gets hit with a hard clothesline from Hellhole. Hellhole goes to his bin and tips it upside down produces items from a steel chair to a baking tray. Hellhole picks up a garbage can lid but get’s tripped up by Zero, Hellhole lands hard and Zero quickly drops a leg over the trash can lid smashing it into the face of Hellhole, Zero covers but Hellhole powers out at one.]
Bob: I tell you Matt this Hellhole is one big guy.
Rez: I wouldn’t meet him in a dark alley.
[ Hellhole get’s to his feet the same time as Zero, Zero grabs the broom handle and swings it at Hellhole landing it across the back of Hellhole, Hellhole let’s out a scream of pain then turns to Zero looking mighty peeved off. Zero goes to swing again but it makes Hellhole even more angry, Hellhole grabs Zero and shakes him about a bit making him drop the broom handle, Hellhole then throws Zero into the corner and continues the assault with rights and lefts, Hellhole nails a couple of big punches then backs up and goes to avalanche Zero but Zero dodges, Zero then nails a crescent kick to the back of Hellholes head, Zero grabs a baking tray and slams it against the back of Hellholes head sending the big man to one knee in the corner!]
Bob: What a ferocious hit!
Rez: That can’t feel good.
[ Zero continues to smack the tray into the back of Hellhole taking Hellhole to the mat, Zero then backs up in the opposite corner and sprints at the rising Hellhole, Hellhole spots Zero out of the corner of his eye and turns around with a vicious clothesline slamming Zero down to the mat hard!]
Bob: MY GOD WHAT A HUGE CLOTHESLINE!!!!
Rez: Damn, Zero’s gonna be hurting tomorrow!
[ Instead of going for the cover Hellhole falls down and rolls oput of the ring, Hellhole then lifts up the ring apron and grabs a table from under the ring, the crowd cheer in approval and Hellhole slides the table into the ring, Zero tries to get up but is immediately levelled by a boot from Hellhole, Hellhole sets up the table and goes over to Zero, Zero however grabs hold of a steel chair and swings it violently upwards smacking Hellhole right in the face, Zero seizes the opportinuty and rolls Hellhole up 1…2… Hellhole barely gets a shoulder up!]
Bob: Wow, how could Hellhole take a chairshot like that and just get back up, incredible.
Rez: Yeah well Hellhole is about five times the size of zero.
[ Zero quickly tries to mount an offence of boots and right hands as Hellhole continues to just keep rising up. Hellhole makes it back to his feet and blocks a right hand of Zero’s, Hellhole nails Zero down with another monstrous headbutt, Zero however while down pushes a fire extinguisher into the corner and get’s back to his feet, Zero tries to fight back but once again the power of Hellhole overcomes Zero. Hellhole throws Zero into the turnbuckle again and this time hits the body avalanche!]
Bob: Talk about getting sandwiched!
[ Hellhole then leaves the limp Zero in the corner and set’s up the table close to the turnbuckle. Hellhole then picks up Zero and places him on the top turnbuckle, Hellhole looks for a powerslam off the top turnbuckle but Zero had a hold of the fire extinguisher, Zero sprays the extinguisher right into the face of Hellhole, Zero then locks up Hellholes head and flips off the turnbuckle nailing a huge diamond dust right through the table laying out Hellhole cold!!!!]
Bob: That’s Zero’s finisher the Zero Effect and right through that table, what a move!
[ Zero hooks the leg of hellholes and 1..2…3 Zero get’s the three count!]
Rez: Hellhole got jipped.
Bob: That was a hard fought victory from Zero and what a counter on the top turnbuckle to nail that Zero Effect right through a table.
Rez: Yeah yeah, keep yappin ya jaw.
Bob: What are you now?
Rez: What are you talking about?
Bob: Ahh never mind, folks we’ll be right back with some more XwC action right after the break.
[ The camera’s return from the commercial break and we see a spill on the floor, the camera zooms out a bit further and we then see two pairs of feet, then camera then pans up and we see two scruffy looking janitors looking at the spill. The camera notices the name tags on both men read “Jimmy” and “Robby”. The camera listens in.]
Robby: You know, I bet you I could clean up that mess in a clean 7 seconds.
Jimmy: 7 Second??? Man how slow are you, I could do it in 5 and that includes washing the mop.
Robby: No way, that’s the hugest lie I’ve ever heard.
Jimmy: Ohh really fool???
Robby: Yes really fool!!!
[ The two janitors then face each other ready to fight when we hear a familiar whistling tune, it is the Vice President Boom, he is walking down the hall, but boom doesn’t see the spill…..*SLIP* Boom falls on the liquid and lands flat on his back, the two janitors continue the stare down as boom slowly makes it back to his feet.]
BooM: What in the jerky is happening here??
[ The janitors continue to stare down.]
BooM: Janitor staredown ey? Hey jerky’s are one of you gonna clean up this mess already??
Robby: I would sir but this punk thinks he can beat me in a clean down…
Jimmy; Them are fightin words bucko!
[ The janitors try to go at it but Boom breaks them apart and calms them down.]
BooM: Wow wow wow, hold on a second, all this over who can clean the fastest?
Jimmy: Hey, just because I’m a more superior cleaner to this loser..
Robby: More superior my ass!!!
[ The janitors try to go at it again but boom continues to hold them apart.]
BooM: Wait a second jerky’s, I think the ‘ol vice president has a way to solve this problem. You see, in about a week the XwC is gonna hold it’s first pay per view, that’s right jerky’s the first pay per view, and what would a first pay per view be without the ‘ol Boomer making some odd mayhem. So what I suggest to you two men is that at the pay per view entitled violent tendancies…
[ Boom grins]
BooM:….That you two guys go at it in the first ever BooM’s Janitorial Challenge. What I will have is you two men completing three tasks that me the ‘ol boomer chooses, and the man with the fatest times out of all three wins the janitorial challenge.
Robby & Jimmy: ITS ON!!
[ The janitors walk away.]
BooM: Hey guys, I didn’t say not to clean up this spill…… lousy janitors…
(The scene switches, we see Marc Callus standing out side Sledge's locker room. Callus opens up the door just a crack. We see Jess standing in front of the mirror looking at her self in a brand new dress. From the crack we can see Mr. Tequila bringing in some beer. Sledge enters next, with his bottle of water.)
Tequila: Toast, to my victory tonight!
Sledge: Cheers!
(As Jess opens up her can, it squirts all over her dress. Tequila leaves the scene and laughs. Sledge, calmly talks to Jess.)
Sledge: it's ok sweety! We still got like 3 minutes, just do a quick change.
Jess: GRR!!
(Jess walks out of the scene and moments later the soiled dress is thrown into a trash can. Once the coast is clear, Marc Callus sneeks in, steals the dress from the rubbish, and sneaks off.)
(The scene comes back to the locker room area.Melissa Dera is standing there, joking around with fellow XwC reporter Mitch Reed, when Mr. Silk and Jazzy come around the corner. Melissa sees Jazzy and begins to laugh. Jazzy sees Melissa and stops dead in her tracks. She pauses for a second and attempt to make a run at Melissa. Slik grabs her and holds her back.)
Silk: What are you doing?
Jazzy: That bitch is laughing in my face.
(From the other side of the room, Melissa hears Jazzy and stops laughing.)
Melissa: I thought you would have learned your lesson by now. Let’s not forget what happened the last time you called me a bitch!
(Crowd cheers)
Jazzy: Baby, let me go! Let me go!!!
Silk: Calm down, we gotta get out there for my match I really don’t need you distracting me right now.
Jazzy: OK, OK!
(Slik and Jazzy walk towards the entrance ramp. As they pass Melissa, she waves goodbye to Jazzy. Jazzy attempts to turn around, but Slik grabs her and continues to walk. Melissa begins to laugh once again. As Slik drags Jazzy away, she screams out to Melissa.)
Jazzy: C’mon Melissa, get in the ring with me. We’ll see how funny you think it’ll be!
(Melissa continues to wave and laugh as Slik and Jazzy disappears behind the curtains.)
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(Another Brick In The Wall hits, and Jason Hernendez and Shawn Lee emerge on the stage. Shawn and Jason stop for the crowd for a second, and ten walk down to the ring. Jason and Shawn hop up on the apron, and step throught the second rope. They both pick a corner, and step upon the ropes to pose for the crowd. As they pose, The Way I Am by Emineim plays, and Mr. Silk and Danny Dawson with Jazzy come down to the ring. Hernendez and Lee slide out of the ring on the other side while Silk and Dawson climb into the ring.)
Bob: These guys Lee and Hernendez are about to show us why they are here in the XwC.
Rez: Well Dawson is new blood for XwC as well.
(As the bell rings, Lee and Dawson start it off. Dawson gets the upper hand early, and locks Lee in a Hammerlock. Dawson twists his arm once more, but Lee kicks Dawson in the mid section and then whips him into the corner. Lee follows in with a clothesline, and Dawson falls back to the mat. Lee picks Dawson up by the hair, and walks over to his corner and tags in Hernendez. Hernendez climbs into the rig, and kicks dawson in the gut, and whips him into the ropes. Dawson ducks the clothesline from Hernendez, and then comes off of the ropes with a flying lariat, knocking Hernendez down. Dawson gets up quickly and pulls Hernendez up by his hair, and whips him into his corner. Dawson walks over and tags in Silk, who begins hitting Hernendez with body shots along side Dawson. Silk whips Hernendez to the oppisite corner, and goes to whip Dawson, but Dawson reverses Silk, and Silk colides with Hernendez in the corner, knocking him down.)
Bob: Silk and Dawson are a well oiled machine.
Rez: These guys are the most dominate Tag Team in the XwC right now.
(Silk punches Lee, and Lee tries to get into thee ring, but the ref holds him back, allowing Dawson to come in and get some illegal double team action. Silk whips Hernendez into the ropes, and Dawson ducks down to give him a back body drop. As Hernendez hits the mat, Silk drops a huge bicep on Hernendez's throat, and goes for the cover....1......2..... Lee gets past the ref and breaks the count. Dawson is in in a second, and is face to face, toe to toe with Lee. Silk picks up Hernendez while the ref tries to restrain Dawson and Lee. Silk whips Hernendez into the corner, and follows in with a clothesline, but Hernendez gets his feet up and Silk runs into them. Hernendez leaps up on the second turnbuckle, and leaps off with a Axe handle smash on the back of Silk. He then runs up and hits Silk with a reverse russian leg sweep.)
Bob: Hernendez is starting to mount some offense.
Rez: Yeah, well, Silk and Dawson are just buying their time
( Hernendez gets over to Lee and tags him in, they both begin kicking at Silk. Lee grabs one arm and Hernendez grabs the other, and they both whip Silk into the other corner. Hernendez runs after him, but is cut down by Dawson who has jumped into the ring. Lee goes after Dawson, but Dawson ducks and elevates Lee up and over the top rope, sending him to the outside. Dawson goes after Hernendez, pulling him up by his hair as the reftries to regain order. Dawson whips him into the ropes, but Hernendez reverses it and sends Dawson into the ropes. Lee pulls down the top rope and Dawson falls over to the outside.)
Bob: The ref really needs to get in there and restore some kind of order.
Rez: Nah! This is more fun!
(Hernendez turns around just in time to duck a clothesline attempt from Silk. Hernendez kicks Silk in the gut, and then goes to give Silk a super kick, but Silk doges the attepmt, and locks Hernendez in a waist lock, and sends him over for a belly to back suplex. Silk pulls Hernendez up and whips him, but Jazzy pulls the rope down, sending Hernendez over to the outside as well.)
Bob: Now what the hell is she doing?
(Hernendez looks at Jazzy, and grabs her by her hair, but Jazzy kicks him in the groin, sending him to his knees. Suddenly, the crowd cheers as Melissa Dera runs down the ramp, and runs over Jazzy. She drops her and begins hitting her in the face over and over. Lee climbs back into the ring, and hits Silk in the back, and whips him into the ropes. Silk ducks, and Hernendez hits Silk with a with a clothesline. Hernendez grabs Silk and puts him in the Mexican Death Lock(Indian Death Lock)while Dawson tries to break up Jazzy and Melissa. Finally, dawson sees whats going on and tries to get back in the ring, but Lee stops Dawson as he tries to get in and break up the hold. Silk finally taps out.)
Bob: Wow! What a match! Lee and Hernendez pick up the win after a hard fought victory.
Rez: Quite an impressive showing by all these newcomers. The refs are seperating the women, and we have to take a break.
Bob: We'll be right back!
[ The camera’s come back from the break and we see Carbon walking down for his match against Damien, Carbon turns the corner and from out of nowhere comes Trendkiller with a golf club! Trendkiller swings the club and it connects right with Carbons right knee sending Carbon down hard, Trendkiller then takes the golf club and lays into Carbons ribs and mid section, Trendkiller drops the club then starts to hammer at the face of Carbon with his fist. Trendkiller then picks up the golf club and waits for carbon to get up, Carbon turns around and trendkiller lays the head of the golf club right into Carbons face sending Carbon down again, Trendkiller clutches his golf club and slowly walks away as if nothing had happened leaving an injured Carbon in the backstage.]
Rez: What in the hell was that all about?
Bob: Trendkiller just helped out a member of TTT...... Thats weird!
Rez:Wel, we got Cody Rush taking on a newcomer Tidal Wave, and it's on......
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(Wide Open by Soil plays over the P.A., and Cody Rush comes out onto the stage. He walks down the ramp, and when he reaches the bottom, Tidal Wave comes from behing the rampway, and nails Rush in the back. Cody drops to the floor, and Tidal Wave begins kicking on his back. Tidal Wave picks him up and rolls him into the ring as the bell sounds.)
Bob: Now thats bot fair!
Rez: Thats the way to do it!
(Tidal Wave and Cody Rush lock up, and Rush backs Tidal Wave into the ropes, overpowering him, and Tidal Wave sticks his leg between the ropes onto the apron for Rush to break the hold.)
Rez: Come on Rush, give him some room!
Bob: If anybody knows to break the hold, its Hardrock Cody Rush!
(Tidal Wave is back in the ring now, and they lock up again. This time, Tidal Wave backs Hardrock into the corner, and lets off a fierce overhand chop to Rush’s chest. He follows it up with a knife edge chop, and Rush sags a bit in the corner as he recuperates from the blows. Tidal Wave backs up and tries a shoulder tackle, but Rush lifts his knees right into Tidal Wave’s face!)
Rez: And Tidal Wave gets a mouthful of teeth for his efforts! I knew Cody Rush was a cheat!
(Cody Rush coming out of the corner full steam ahead with a clothesline from hell, and Tidal Wave is down for the first time this match! His body echoes off the mat like a cannon shot!)
Bob: Rush with a big clothesline! He follows it up with an elbow drop!
(Rush connects with an elbow to Tidal Wave’s sternum, and rises back to his feet to an arena full of cheers. Rush stands back and waits for Tidal Wave to get to his feet.)
Bob: That could be a critical mistake! Rush’s inexperience showing as he lets his opponent up!
Rez: His inexperience shows every time he gets in the ring!
(Rush and Tidal Wave lock up again, and this time Tidal Wave gets the upper hand with a knee to the midsection. Cody Rush falls to one knee and Tidal Wave hits him with a repeated series of closed fists right between the eyes.)
Rez: Come on Tidal Wave! Bust him open!
Bob: It’s gonna take more than a few fists to the forehead to bust the Hardrock open! This guy is as tough as nails!
(Tidal Wave lifts Cody Rush to his feet, and locks his head into a standing headscissor. He grabs each arm and hooks his own arms underneath and around Rush’s, and lifts him into the air for a double underhook powerbomb. He lifts him high into the air, but Rush starts sliding out of position)
Bob: This doesn’t look good! Cody Rush is falling, and Tidal Wave doesn’t have the strength to hold him up in this awkward position!
Rez: Somebody get the paramedics, I see a nasty fall coming on!
(Suddenly a loud snap is heard, and Rush falls sideways onto Tidal Wave’s shoulder, knocking both men off balance and sending Rush to the mat head first. He lands like a wet pillow, with his neck extended, and Tidal Wave falls on top of him, slamming him into the mat even harder. Everything stops for a second as the three men in the ring survey the situation. Tidal Wave tries to lift Cody to his feet, but Rush’s body is lifeless as he drops him and covers for the pin.)
Referee: 1….2….3.
Bob: Well Tidal Wave wins the match, but it looks like he loses the real fight! Here comes the medics for Cody Rush!
Rez: We have this in slow motion replay for the fans who didn’t catch it the first time.
Bob: (narrating the slow footage) Here is Tidal Wave lifting Rush into position, and Rush’s body weight falling to the side. Look at his shoulder flinch right there with the change of position, I think his shoulder was ripped from the socket! That was the loud snapping sound. Here comes Rush falling to the mat with Tidal Wave on top. Rush’s head and neck compress as he hits, and yes wrestling fans, there is a definite injury here.
Rez: Potentially life threatening.
Bob: We have to go to commercial break folks. Stick with us as we’ll try to give you updates on Cody Rush’s condition as the news comes in.
Bob: Were back and next we got another XwC premire. Te@m Tot@lly Thw@ck's Damien takes on Carbon...
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(Papercut by Linkin Park begins to play, and Carbon makes his way down the ramp, favoring his left knee. He rolls into the ring, and stands up quickly. He walks over to the ropes, and leans against them while he awaits Damien.)
Bob: I don't know how Carbon is even walking after that attack by Trendkiller.
Rez: Thats because Carbon is a real athlete.
Bob: The man has a beer belly. Is that a real athlete?
(Strange Sensation by TTT plays, and Damien comes out to a huge pop. The crowd goes wild as he sprints down to the ring and baseball slides under the rope, and makes a beeline for the corner. He climbs the ropes, and poses for the crowd Captian Spork style, and jumps off the ropes. He looks at Carbon, and smiles. Damien then drops to the mat, and slides under the ropes.)
Rez: The carzy man is scared. Look, he's running from Carbon.
Bob: I don't think so. This is Extreme rules. I think Damien has a plan for him.
(Damien lifts the ring apron, and pulls out a table. He drops it, and pulls out a Fire Extingusher. He tossesd that to the side, and continues to search franticaly for his waepon of choice.)
Rez: What is he doing?
(Damien sticks his entire upper body under the ring looking for something, his legs kicking and thrashing about. Weapons come flying out from under the ring, kendo stick, stop sign, cookie sheet, but Damien still has not found what he's looking for. Finally, he climbs out from under the ring with a Teddy Bear in hand. He climbs into the ring as the bell sounds, and Carbon storms toward him, but Damien tosses the bear in the face of Carbon, and then drop kicks the bear, knocking Carbon down quickly. Damien goes for the cover... 1.... but Carbon kicks out with force.)
Rez: Did Damien think that the bear was gonna hurt Carbon?
Bob: Well, it confused him for a second. I think thats all Damien does. Confuse his enemies.
(Damien scrambles for the bear, and then brings the bear down on Carbons head hard. Carbon just looks at Damien with a confused look on his face, then looks at the ref. The ref just shrugs and laughes, and carbon takes a wild swing at Damien, but Damien ducks the haymaker, and bounces off the ropes. Damien leaps at Carbon, bear in land, and scores with a flying elbow, knocking Carbon down. Damien once again goes for the cover....1....2...Carbon kicks out. )
Bob: All I can say is that Damien needs to drop that bear before he gets hurt.
(carbon is back up in a second, and gives damien a few kicks to the gut, then he goes back to the outside. He picks up the cookie sheet, the stop sign, and the fire extingusier, and tosses them into the ring. Carbon picks up the table, but Damien baseball slides into the table, knocking it into Carbons face. Carbon reels back against the guard rail, and Damien begins to chop at Carbons chest. Damien whips Carbon, but he reverses it and sends damien into the ring post. Carbon picks up the stop sign and belts Damien in the head, knocking him down. Carbon goes for the cover.....1.....2....Damien kicks out.)
Rez: First of all.. I don't know how damien kicked out from under Carbons massive... uh... self. Second, after that shot from the stop sign, his brains must be scrambled.
Bob: No new news there. His brains are already scrambled.
Rez: True.
(Carbon rolls Damien into the ring, and picks up the table once again. He slides it into the ring, and then grabs up the kendo stick. Carbon rolls into the ring, but Damien is up and drop kicks Carbon in his left knee, dropping him quickly.)
Bob: Looks like Damien has decided to single out that injured knee of Carbon.
Rez: Best stratagy that Damien has had so far.
(Damien grabs Carbon and drops his weight on the inner thigh, putting tourque on his left knee. Damien does it again, and once more. As Damien pulls back on the ankle of Carbon, Carbon reaches back, and picks up the cokie sheet. Carbon wraps the cookie sheet around the head of Damien, forcing him to let go of the hold. Carbon sowly gets to his feet, balancing his weight on his right leg. Carbon pulls up the table, and unfolds the legs, setting it up in the center of the ring. Carbon then reaches down and pulls Damien up by his hair, but as Damien is getting up, he headbutts Carbon in the crotch, sending Carbon to his knees. Damien the grabs Carbon by the back of his head, and headbutts him again, sending both men down to the mat.)
Bob: maybe someone should tell Damien not to headbutt the guy with the thickest head in the fed.
Rez: Why, it's not gonna hurt anything...
Bob: True.
(Both men begin to stir as the ref makes it to a 6 count, and Damient is up on his feet at 9. Carbon begins to stir, and makes it to his feet. Damien punches Carbon under the chin, and sends him reeling back against the table. Damien picks up the kendo stick, and then cracks it over Carbons head. Carbon falls, but not too far, as he lands on the table. damien grabs his legs, and rolls him up onto the table. Damien looks out at the crowd who are on their feet ad cheering. Damien grabs up the Teddy Bear, and places it on Carbons chest, then runs over to the corner. Damien climbs the ropes, and signals out to the crowd once more, and then leaps off the ropes, landing square on Carbons chest, smashing the table.)
Bob: MY GOD! BOTH MEN MUST BE BROKEN IN HALF!!!
(Damien rolls back over Carbon......1.......2......3! Damien picks up the win!)
Bob: My god, what a great showing by Damien.
(Damien clutches the bear as he rolls out of the ring with a smile.)
Rez: Let me tell you... his bananna boat is short one bunch. Why does the crowd love him so much?
Bob: I don't know. But then Te@m Tot@lly Tw@ck guys are some tough...
Rez: Alright thats quite enough from you. We'll be right back!
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Bob: We are back!
Rez: And did you see what Marc Callus did?
Bob: He's one sick man I tell you that.
Rez: He's not sick he's just…
(Suddenly "It's going down" by the Executioners blares over the sound system as fans rise off their seats!)
Rez: Oh no, not..
Bob: It's SLEDGE!! Here he comes, down the ramp! And with Jess in hand!
Rez: Oh jolly! Wait, where is he going?
Bob: Well, I think he's coming over here!
Rez: Just what we need, another brain dead idiot.
(Sledge takes a seat at the announcer's table)
Sledge: Hello Bob! Hey there Rez!
Bob: I see you on hand for our next match?
Sledge: Of course I am! But that's not the real reason I came out here tonight! I came out here to say this. Since Hak, due to injury, AGAIN, is no longer in TUR, the night after the Pay Per View, I'm going to set up a little match. ANYBODY that wants a shot to be in The Untouchable Renegades can sign up, and wrestle for the spot! It's simple, you win… your apart of the most widely known faction… besides T@T@T@. If you lose… your career doesn't get any better. How do you like the sound of that Rez?
Rez: Oh gee, lets just get to our match.
(Into the fire hits, and Dangerous DC emerges on the ramp. He walks slowly down to the ring and rolls under the bottom rope. DC climbs to the second turnbuckle, and poses for the crowd when Unforgiven plays. The Manimal Marc Callus comes out on the stage, driving a forklift with a large metal cube on the forks. He pauses to look around the arena, and then drives down the ramp. He grabs the top rope and pulls himself up to the ring apron, and then climbs over the top rope.)
Bob: I can’t believe this! Marc Callus is coming to the ring in a forklift! It looks like he’s got a huge metal brick loaded up on that thing!
Rez: It’s not a brick, it’s a Lincoln Towncar! Jayson Phoenix’s Lincoln Towncar, smashed down to scrap metal!
Bob: Not even Marc Callus could pull this off without retribution! This guy is certifyably sick!
Rez: Well sick or not, here he comes, and he’s got a mic!
(Callus hops off of the forklift and climbs onto the apron, over the top rope, and into the ring. He looks Dangerous DC up and down, and shakes his head in a disgusted way, lifting the mic to his mouth.)
Callus: Jayson Pheonix, I told you that actions spoke louder than words! When you hopped out of your car tonight, did you plan for it to be there when you got back, safe and sound? Well you made a huge mistake blowing me off on your office, and THIS is not only what I’m gonna do to homeboy over here (points to DC), but if you blow me off one more time and make me feel like my knowledge isn’t needed in the XWC, then I’ll turn you and Mr. Lincoln over here into a matched pair!
(Callus reaches into the back of his jeans under his flannel shirt and pulls out a license plate, tossing it to the mat.)
Callus: There’s your souvenir, Pheonix. It’s your only warning. Hey DC, you ready to chalk up another loss? I thought so!
Bob: I guess we’re underway! Marc Callus is charging at Dangerous DC full steam ahead!
(Callus starts off staring down the face of DC, and as quick as thunder he slams a huge punch in his face, sending DC wobbling to the back turnbuckle. Callus from the center of the ring sprints towards Dangerous DC, nailing him with a huge clothesline that sends him up and over and to the floor.)
Sledge: Speaking from experience, that hurts.
Bob: I'll take your word for it.
(Marc Callus walks over to the side of the ropes closest to the announce table and starts to yell at Sledge, from out of no where DC come charging back with a heavy drop kick that sends Marc Callus over the top rope.)
Sledge: HA HA! That will teach him! He just got SHICLACKIED!
Rez: What kind of…
(As Marc Callus stands up he nails Sledge with a fist that sends Sledge out of his Chair. Marc Callus turns around and heads to the ring. DC Sits in the opposite turnbuckle and waits for Callus. As Callus slowly climbs to the ring, Sledge nails him in the back with a chair!)
Rez: Now why would he do that!?
Bob: I don't doubt Sledge, I'd do it to! The Ref is calling for the bell. Callus is going to win this by DQ!
(Marc Falls right into the ring, Sledge climbs the turnbuckle and drops off hitting a leg drop! DC slowly walks out of the ring as the ref calls for the bell.)
Bob: Well this match is over as soon as it started. Sledge now, at Callus' feet, OH my! It's Sledge new submission move! EVERLASTING ECSTASY!!! Marc Callus is in pain! Here comes Security! They break sledge off the legs of callus!
(Security escorts Sledge back to the locker as Callus hobbles up, and pulls something from his pocket.)
Rez: HA! That's the Dress!
Bob: That's wrong! Sledge is furious! Folks we have to take a commercial!
Bob: Folks, we are back and we're going to take you outside of the TUR locker room where Sledge stands.
Melissa Dera: Sledge, It seems like Callus has really gotten under his Skin lately, any comments?
Sledge: Well…
(Tequila comes barging out of the locker room.)
Tequila: Sledge, some peeps just saw Marc Callus in his locker room.
(With that, Sledge picks up his chair and runs off into the direction, the cameras give chase through hallways. With in seconds they arrive at Callus's locker room. Sledge, gets a sadistic grin on his face as he kicks down the door. But Sledge pauses… We see a frozen Marc Callus, wearing nothing but the stained dress. With that a poor make-up job, and a wig on. It looks as Marc Callus was making kissy faces in the mirror. Sledge belts out a huge laugh, as do the rest of the fans in the arena. Callus, now noticing that he in on millions of TV's across America, turns to Sledge and quickly hides his face and runs to the back of the room. Sledge, walks out of the room, slowly and pries the door shut with the chair. Giving one last snicker, Sledge speaks…)
Sledge: I guess, Callus ain't the man he used to be.
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[ The camera comes back from the break to the voices of Bob Griffen and Mat Reznor.]
Bob: Welcome back folks, and this next match is pitting two former PSW superstars again as the surging Big O Joe Max Ontario takes on Alex Raines.
Rez: That’s right, now that team thwack are in the xwc no-ones safe! You saw the chimp wearing the Sledge t-shirt!
Bob: Well Matt the winner of this match will face the winner of tonights main event between Trendkiller and Tequila for the US title at the pay per view, and what a match that will be. The whole pay per view is shaping up to be great so far. We already have Zero taking on Hardrock Cody Rush for the Extreme Championship, we have Twisted Ego defending his International Title in a ladder match against DePriest Dorado and of course we have the janitor challenge thrown out by Boom. Also, I have been handed a note saying that another match has been added to the Pay Per View. We will see XwC reporter Melissa Dera take on Jazzy!
Rez: Wow! Catfight! It certainly will be a night to remember.
[ Big O’s theme hits the speakers and out walks Big O Joe Max Ontario with Miss Demeanor. Big O get’s a mixed reaction from the crowd. “Masterpiece Conspiracy” By P.O.D hits and out walks Alex Raines to a few cheers, Raines makes his way to the ring and the match is on.]
Bob: Big O looks in great shape for his return match and he has a chance to go to the pay per view if he wins.
Rez: Miss demeanor looks in great shape too Bob!
Bob: Not this again….
[ Raines and Joe Max tie up but Joe nails a knee to the mid section, Ontario then takes Raines over with a simple hip toss right into an arm bar wrenching back on Raines.]
Bob: This one could be over quick.
[ Raines manages to work off Big O and locks on a side headlock, Ontario pushes Raines off into the ropes and locks on a sleeper hold, Raines slides out of it and goes for a right hand, Ontario blocks the right hand and whips Raines into the corner and nails Raines down with a huge clothesline.]
Bob: What a clothesline by Joe Max…
Rez: He call’s that the O-Line Bob.
[ Ontario awaits Raines to get to his feet, Ontario nails a boot to the mid section and takes Raines over with a suplex, Ontario awaits Raines to get to his feet again. Ontario toys with Raines shadowboxing just inches way from Raines, Raines get’s annoyed and tries for a haymaker but Ontario ducks it and locks up Raines in a full nelson….]
Rez: Here it comes The Max Attack!
[ Ontario lifts raines into the air, but Raines counters by wraping nis legs around the waist of Big O, and rolls him up for a pin....1.....2..Big O kicks out. Raines gets to his feet, and kicks Ontario as he is getting up. Raines grabs Big O's wrist, and whips him into the ropes, but Joe ducks a wild swing, and nails Raines with a short arm lariat.]
Bob: My god Rines is in good shape.
Rez: Don't get ahead of yourself, Raines dosen't stand a chance.
[Raines gets to his feet, and Big O goes to whip him, but Raines puts the brakes on by holding on to the rope. Joe goes to clothesline Raines, but Raines ducks, and sends Big O over the top rope to the ring apron. Raines takes a swing at Joe, but Joe ducks, grabs the back of Alex's head, and hangs him up on the rope neck first. Big O gets back into the ring, and taps his knee, siganling for the Super O Kick. Raines turns around and **Whack** walks right into it. Big O goes for the cover.....1......2.....3! Big O picks up the win!]
Bob: My god Matt, Raines put up a good fight, but came up a bit short.
[As Raines stands up, Big O looks over at him, gives him a smile, and then a thumbs up. Big O then climbs out of the ring, and walks up the ramp.]
Rez: Now that was impressive.
Bob: IF I was tequila or Trendkiller I’d watch out for this man, because Ontario looks at his world title best here tonight. And folks we’ll be right back with the main event next!
(The scene opens up on Jayson Phoniex, the president and co-owner of XwC. His face looks grim as he stares into the camera.)
Phoniex: Good evening. I hope you are enjoying the show tonight so far. I am addressing yu right now to give you the information that you have been waiting sometime for. I am, of course, talking about the XwC World Heavyweight Championship. With the personal feeling that exist between them, I have no other choice than to have them settle their diffrences in the ring. The Match will be..... Sledge taking on Marc Callus.
Rez: Wow! Did you hear that?
Bob: Groundbreaking!
Phoniex: I have also been thinking about what kind of match makes for the best viewing, and also puts the competitors through a real test, the kind of match that will show me, and the rest of the world that they are the best, and that is, none other than.... The Hell In A Cell. I hope you enjoy the rest of the show. have a good night.
Rez: My God! Thats huge!
Bob: The hell in a cell has made some careers, but it has killed it share as well! We gotta pay some bills. We'll be right back!
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(The Great Southern Trendkill begins to play as we come back from the break. Trendkiller, the southern killer of trends, comes out on stage to a large pop. TK walks down to the ring, and hops up on the apron. He climbs into the ring, and climbs up to the second turnbuckle.)
Bob: Trendkiller has made a heck of an impact in the very short time he's been here. Speaking of impact, we've just been told that Cody Rush has suffered a cracked vertabrae. He will be out of action for a while because of that one. We'll kee you posted.
Rez: Poor Cody Rush, but a great oppurtuniy for Tidal Wave. He's gonna get a shot at Zero instead. I'm looking forward to that match.
(The music switches over to Around the World by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Mr. Tequila comes out from behind the curtians. Tequila gives the crowd a big fist in the air, then sprints down the ramp, and rolls into the ring. He stands up and looks TK right in the eyes.)
Bob: These guys have respect for each other like nobody else.
Rez: Makes me sick. They need to rip each other limb from limb.
(The bell rings and TK and Tequila lock up. Trendkiller gets the advantage and powers Tequila into the ropes. The ref calls for the break, but TK gets in a hard chop on Tequila. Tequila gets enraged, and attacks TK, taking him down with a waist lock. Tequila throws lefts and rights, but TK rolls him over and begin throwing lefts and right of his own. TK then gets up and pulls Tequila up by his hair, and whips him into the corner. Tequila hits hard, but flys back out and nails TK with a clothesline.)
Bob: This is a pitched battle so far. I couldn't pick a winner if someone held a gun to my head.
Rez: Mental note, get a gun soon.
(Tequila pulls TK up by his head, and pushes him against the ropes, Tequila lays in with a couple of chops to TK's chest, causing red welts to pop up. Tequila whips TK into the ropes on the other side, but Tequila ducks a clothedline and reaches back and scores a neckbreaker. Tequila goes for a cover....1.....2...TK kicks out!)
Rez: Your not gonna keep Trendkiller down that easy
(TK pops up to his feet quickly, and scores a right hand under Tequila's chin. He gives Tequila a quick kick in the gut, and sets him up for a chicken power bomb, but Tequila powers out of it and kicks TK in the gut and goes for a powerbomb of his own. Tequila pulls him up, but TK grabs the back of Tequila's head and powers his face into the mat. TK goes for th cover....1......2.... Tequila kicks out.)
Bob: Neither of these guys are willing to give an inch!
(TK pulls Tequila up by his hair, and picks him up. TK just slams Tequila across his knee for a Backbreaker. TK goes for another cover....1....2..Tequila icks out again. The frustration is wearing on TK, but he picks Tequila up again, and whps him into the corner. TK comes up to Tequila, and begins hitting him in the face with right hands, then he climbs up to the second rope and continues with the right hands, but Tequila wraps his arms under TK's legs, and lifts him up. Tequila runs out of the corner and powerbombs TK in the middle of the ring. Tequila goes for the cover.....1.......2........TK kicks out!)
Rez: Tequila must be wondering how to keep this big man on the ground.
Bob: Do the words Mack Truck mean anything to ya?
(Tequila gets up slowly, and pulls TK to his feet. tequila kicks TK in the gut, and sets him up for a piledriver, but TK gives it all his might and powers out of the position, sending Tequila over with a back body drop. TK pulls Tequila to his feet, and whips him into the far ropes. TK puts his arm out and runs over Tequila with a clothesline. TK then picks him up yet again, and lifts him up, and sends him flying with a fall away slam. TK goes for the cover...1.....2......Tequila kicks out!)
Bob: I think Trendkiller is getting tired of this.
Rez: Wouldn't you?
(TK picks Tequila up and sets him up for a suplex, but Tequila couters in mid air, landing on his feet behind TK. Tequila grabs him by his head, and drops TK on the back of his head. Tequila grabs the legs....1.....2.....TK kicks out. Tequila gets to his feet, followed slowly by TK, and TK pushed Tequila into the ropes. TK whips Tequila to the other side, an TK ducks a clothesline. He hits the ropes again, and lowers his head, and Spears Tequila almost out of his shoes. Both men are down because of the impact..... the ref begins his count.....1.......2.........3......Tequila begins to stir.......4........Tk starts to get up with the help of the ropes..5........6........TK is up........7.........8......Tequila is up.)
Bob: Both of these men are giving it their all!
Rez: This is great!
(Tequila throws a right hand, but TK blocks and throws a right of his own. TK whips Tequila into the corner, but Tequila reverses it and sends TK into the corner hard. Tequila signals to the crowd for the Tequila Shot (Powerbomb off Top Turnbuckle) and places TK on the top turnbuckle. Tequila then climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and sets TK up, but TK pushes Tequila off the turnbuckle, who lands with a loud thud. TK then looks out to the crowd, and leaps off the turnbuckle,but Tequila moves out of the way, and TK hits the mat. TK rolls around holding his ribs, obously in pain.)
Rez: Thats why big men shouldn't fly!
(Tequila sees his oppurtunity, and looks out to the crowd who are on heir feet, and signals for the Sharpshooter. Tequila grabs the legs of TK, and locks in the hold in the center of the ring. TK screams in agony as Tequila lowerts his body more, putting more pressure on TK's back. TK reaches for the ropes, but comes up short, and finally, Trendkiller is forced to tap out!)
Bob: My God! Tequila has finally done it! Tequila picks up the win!
(An exausted Tequila drops the hold as the bell sounds and colapses in the center of the ring. The ref brings over hs newly won belt, and holds up Tequila's hand.)
Gillian: Your Winner, and the First XwC United States Champion...... Mr. Tequila!!!
Bob: Man oh man. That was a hard fought victory. It coulda gone either way!
(TK rolls out of the ring as Sledge, Ego, and Jess run down to the ring. TK looks back at the ring once more where Tequila is holding up his newly won championship, and you know that this is not the last time that Trendkiller will have a shot at the gold.)
Bob: We're out of time. We'll se you in New York at Violent Tendancies!