LIVE from KeyArena in Seattle, WA
The lights begin to flicker on and off as XwC’s Wednesday Warfare comes alive on the television screens of fans everywhere. The arena is sold out and the fans are excited for yet another exciting night of Xtreme action.
Bob: Well folks what can we say except lets get to the action.
Rez: Yes Bob, let’s do I have a date after the show.
Bob: Taking your mom out again Rez?
Jason Cade vs. Brimstone
Bob: well mat we’re back and ready for some hardcore action with Brimstone taking on Extreme champ Jason Cade
Rez: I tell ya bob, we’re gonna be seeing some steel flying in this match.
[ “Hells Bells” By AC DC hits over the speakers and out steps the Brimstone, pulling a green bin full of foreign objects behind him as he makes his way to the ring.]
Bob: Wow check out that arsenal. Brimstone means business and wants this title.
Rez: It is extreme championship rules Bob, anything goes, falls count anywhere! Gotta love the XwC and here comes one of my favourite superstars Bob.
[ “Superstar” By Saliva then hits the P.A. and out comes “Superstar” Jason Cade to a crowd that boos and jeers him. Cade is carrying a baseball bat and makes his way to the ring. Cade goes face to face with Brimstone. Cade goes for a right hand but is easily blocked by Brimstone, Brimstone then sends Cade down with a huge forearm to the face. Cade tries to fight back but gets booted to the stomach then hit with his own baseball bat on the back which sends him back down. He then gets hit with a hard clothesline from Brimstone seconds after pulling himself up. Brimstone goes to his bin and tips it upside down produces items from a steel chair to a baking tray. Brimstone picks up a garbage can lid but get’s tripped up by Cade, Brimstone lands hard and Cade quickly drops a leg over the trash can lid smashing it into the face of Brimstone, Cade covers but Brimstone powers out at one.]
Bob: I tell you Matt this Brimstone will not quit that easy!
Rez: Cade will just beat him as hard as he can so we can maybe get some peace from that jackass Brimstone.
[Brimstone get’s to his feet the same time as Cade, Cade grabs the baseball bat and swings it at Brimstone landing it across the back of him, Brimstone let’s out a scream of pain then turns to Cade looking mighty pissed off. Cade goes to swing again but it makes Brimstone go down to only one knee, Cade then hits him with a dropkick to the head sending him down. Brimstone then shakes and gets up blocking a boot to the face reversing it into a dragonscrew. He then stomps him three times then picks up a dazed Cade, Brimstone nails a couple of big punches then backs up and goes to running clothesline Cade but he dodges, Cade then nails a crescent kick to the back of Brimstone’s head, Cade grabs a baking tray and slams it against the back of Brimstone head sending him to one knee in the corner!]
Bob: What a ferocious hit!
Rez: That can’t feel good and I bet Brimstone is regretting getting involved in Cade’s business last week cause his ass is getting a good kicking.
[ Cade continues to smack the tray into the back of Brimstone taking him to the mat, Cade then backs up in the opposite corner and sprints at the rising Brimstone who is picking up a steel chair, Brimstone spots Cade out of the corner of his eye and turns around with a vicious chairshot which can be heard all around the arena, Cade falls to the mat like a sack of sand! ]
Bob: MY GOD WHAT A HUGE CHAIRSHOT!!!!!!!!!!!! Cade is busted wide open!!!!
Rez: Damn, When this match is finished Cade is gonna need an asprin but Brimstone will need an ambulance.
[ Instead of going for the cover Brimstone falls down and rolls out of the ring, he then lifts up the ring apron and grabs a table from under the ring, the crowd cheer in approval and Brimstone slides the table into the ring, Cade tries to get up but is immediately levelled by a big right hand from Brimstone, he sets up the table and goes over to Cade, Cade however grabs hold of a boombox and swings it violently upwards smacking Brimstone right in the face, Cade seizes the opportinuty and rolls Brimstone up 1…2… He barely gets a shoulder up!]
Bob: Wow, how could Brimstone take an incredible hit like that and just get back up, this guy has charisma.
Rez: Yeah well Brimstone is also an idiot for wanting to take more punishment from Cade.
[Cade quickly tries to mount an offence of boots and right hands as Brimstone keeps coming back. Brimstone makes it back to his feet after tripping Cade., Cade however while down pushes a fire extinguisher into the corner and get’s back to his feet, Cade tries to fight back but Brimstone overcomes Zero. Brimstone hammers Cade into the turnbuckle again and this time hits the spear]
Bob: Talk about getting the wind took out of you!!!!
[ Brimstone then leaves the limp Cade in the corner and set’s up the table close to the turnbuckle. Brimstone then picks up Cade and places him on the top turnbuckle, Brimstone looks for a superplex off the top turnbuckle but Cade had a hold of the fire extinguisher, He sprays the extinguisher right into the face of Brimstone, Cade then locks up Brimstone’s head in between in his legs and executes a powerbomb off the second rope to Brimstone who goes crashing through the table.
Bob: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! CADE JUST BROKE HIM IN HALF!!!!!!!!
Rez: Well Brimstone is out like a light and all Cade needs to do is pin him.
Bob: Hang on Rez whos that running down the ramp. Hang on IT’s TIDAL WAVE!!!!!!!
Rez: NO!!!! I hate this guy. He's a damn chump
Bob: He is a chump with a crowbar who looks pretty annoyed.
[ Tidal Wave slides in the ring as the crowd cheer. Cade who is facing the other way thinks the crowd are cheering for him and starts to pose as Tidal Wave lies in wait for Cade to turn around. Cade stops and turns around as Tidal Wave swings the crowbar into Cade’s shoulder. We hear a sickening crunch as Cade falls to the ground with screams of agony. ]
Bob: I think we may need some paramedics down here.
Rez: I think we need someone down here to stop that damn psycho Tidal Wave before he does more damage.
[ Brimstone gets up and looks at Tidal Wave and limps over and sticks out his hand hoping Tidal Wave will do the same. Tidal Wave stares at the ceiling when suddenly he smashes the crowbar into Brimstone’s knee. Brimstone falls down and all that is left in the ring is carnage as the paramedics rush down. Tidal Wave picks up a mic.]
Tidal Wave: Hey if any of you paramedics come in the ring before I have finished what I want to say then im going to smash Cade’s skull as well as his shoulder.
Bob: This guys sick!!!! He used to be ok but he has lost it.
Rez: I cant believe the goon might have injured Cade but I thank him for hitting that Brimstone cause that guy is a little bitch.
Tidal Wave: Hey Cade I have warned you twice this week and I said I was not leaving without an answer to my challenge but backstage I changed my mind. Why give you a chance to speak when all you did to me was run in and blast me straight away so I thought hey give him a taste of his own medicine. Now whos the chump Cade cause you’re the one lying there with the busted up shoulder and im the one standing tall, following up the talk with the walk. We will meet in the ring Cade but for now I just wanted to injure you. Now Brimstone you just got in the way but I didn’t like you anyway.
Tidal Wave looks up and down the ring as a paramedic tries to sneak in the ring. Tidal Wave spots him and grabs him he sets him up and gives him the H20. With Cade, Brimestone, and the Paramedic out cold Tidal Wave walks up the ramp leaving all three men in the ring.
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Epic vs. Fargo Jefferson vs. Zero
Bob: This match should be a good one!!
Rez: Yeah until Fargo knocks Zero out for the count.
Bob: Only one of them can win!
Rez: Oh, Here they come!
Announcer: Coming Down the Aisle Zerrrrrooooooo!!!!
*A mixed reaction is given from the crowd as Zero walks out giving the middle finger to the crowd, then hopping from foot to foot in the ring to get warmed up*
Announcer: And His opponent coming down the walkway......Fargo Jefferson!!!! Bob: He sure looks jacked up for this match!
*The arena lights turn off and a green spotlight flies around as smoke clears from the entrance Fargo walks to ringside and slide in the ring and and prepare for his matchup*
Bob: And here comes .Epic *Epic runs down and slides in the ring*
Rez: Yeah I want him to win!!
*The ref calls for the bell (Ring Ring Ring) All Three men stand in the ring looking eachother down, Epic and Zero nod and run towards Fargo and Fargo slides under the bottom rope to the outside. Epic climbs through the ropes and delivers a right hand to Fargo and Fargo returns the fist to Epci.*
Bob: Fargo isn't backing down from Epic!
Rez: Yeah but he ran out of the ring like a girl!!
*Zero slides out of the ring and grabs a Steel Chair and walks over to where Epic and Fargo are located at. Zero swings the chair at Fargo but Fargo ducks and the chair hit the ring post and goes flying to the ground*
Bob: Wow did you see that chair fly!!
Rez: Yeah it landed like in the 3rd row.... I hope they got hurt!!!
Bob: He didnt mean that folks
Rez: Yeah I did!!
*Fargo knocks Epic off and Fargo stands to his feet and is met with blows to the face by both Epic and Zero. Zero grabs Fargo and slams him hard on the concrete floor with a Sideslam and Epic delivers a Leg Drop to Fargo's neck.
Rez: YEAH!! Beat him down!!
Bob: This is a definite double team.... I dont see why they are going after Fargo *Fran Man tosses Fargo over the guard rail and into the stands and the fans are going crazy. Zero grabs a bottle of Beer from a fan and busts it over the head of Fargo and Fargo begins bleeding from the forehead. Zero goes for the pin and Epic stops him. Zero gets to his feet and Epic and Zero are bucking against eachothers chest. Epic drops a DDT to Zero and Epic and Zero begin exchanging blows. Fargo slowly gets to his feet and grabs the bent up Steel Chair and waits for his next move. Epic and Zero raise up to their feet and Fargo delivers two dangerous blows to Epic and Zero's face. Fargo runs to the ringside and grabs a camera from one of XwC's cameramen. Fargo rushes back to the two men that are laying on the ground holding their faces. Fargo watches as Epic gets to his knee and Fargo slams the camera into Epic face and the picture scrambles up for a minute..and blood flies onto watching fans and all over the floor.
Bob: Whoa! That was heard from hear to Moscow!!
Rez: Hey, he should be disqualified!!
Bob: Rez, I just recieved word from the back thisis a hardcore matchup.....
Rez: Damn that XwC!
*Fargo looks at the fallen Epic and doesn't notice Zero standing on his feet. Zero snatches the camera from Farog and nails him in the ribs with it. Fargo falls to one knee and tries to come together. Fargo hands Zero a low blow and Zero's eyes turn black. Fargo stands to his feet and grabs Epic 's arm and drags him to the backstage area. The cameras are following the match in progress.
Rez: Damnit Come On Zero!! Get up and Chase his ass!!
Bob: Fargo is beating them down!!
*Fargo is seen backstage next to the Vending Machine and he is continuing his fight with Epic . Fargo lifts Epic to his feet and drops a Spike Piledriver into a chair. Epic is screaming in pain and Fargo lifts Epic once again and rams his head into the Vending Machine and soda blasts out from the machine. Fargo picks a can of soda up and opens it and downs it and then nails the reviving Epic with the empty can. Fargo notices that Epic 's head is also split open and Fargo grabs the open wound and pulls it even more. Blood is running down Fargos's hands and Epic is looking a little dizzy. Zero comes from behind and nails Fargo with a Fire Extinguisher. Fargo falls to the ground and Zero grabs Fargoi by his tights and runs him into a glass window and Fargo flies through it landing on the all broken glass covering the ground floor. Zero looks at Epic and can't decide weither to pin Epic or go after Fargo.
Rez: Go For Fargo!!!
*Zero goes for the pin on Fargo.... the ref gets down for the count..... 1......2..THRE..Epic kicks Fargo on the back to break the count....Fargo is up and punches Epic and then sends him flying into some stuff on a table as it falls to the floor....Fargo picks up Epic and swings him at a door leading to outside the arena.... he hits the door and tumbles outside.....the camera view is getting shakey as the camera man is running while Fargo exits the arena and goes outside as well..... FArgo and Epic are fighting exchanging blows.....finally Epic body slams Fargo on a car.....Epic then pulls him off the car and lays him on the concrete..... Epic then spots a golf cart...... meanwhile Zero has now risen and doesnt know where they are and heads back to the ring thinking they are there....... outside..... Epic is in the golf cart and turns it on and drives over where Fargo is and RUNS HIM OVER!!!!
Bob: Oh my GOD!!!
Rez: Epic just ran Fargo over!! I LOVE IT!!!!
Bob: It may have just only been a golf cart but I think he's gonna need some medical assistance.
*Fargo is slowly getting back to his feet as Epic is getting out of the golf cart.... they each pick up a garbage can.... they're running at each other...they swing....BAM.. both garbage cans collide and come back hitting the other down.... both men are down*
Bob: C'mon Fargo, GET UP!!
Rez: GET UP EPIC!!!
*Both me are now up, FArgo drops Epic man back down with a ddt and then picks him up by the hair and throws him into the door....they both push it open brawling.....there backstage in the arena now....Epic then executes a spapmare suplex on Fargo and then goes over and clears everything off a table...mostly food and drinks and shit. Epic then goes back over to Fargo but Fargo comes up with a fist and racks his nuts....Epic is bent over.....Fargo pulls him down with a piledriver...*
Rez: Thats gotta hurt!
Bob: You can say that again!!
Rez: Thats gotta hurt! Bob: It was a figure of speech jackass
Rez: Oh
*Zero is now in the ring while backstage Epic and Fargo are exchanging lefts and rights.......Epic kicks Fargo in the gut.... Double Arm ddt... Fargo is down and out........ Epic walks over a ways and gets a ladder...... he brings it back....... he leans it up against the wall..... he starts to climb rung by rung......step by step...... Fargo is getting up..... but he's dazed......Fargo is trying to regain Balance...... Epic has made it to the top...... Epic jumps off with a hurrincanrana!!!!!! ............. Fargo Counters!!!!!............ PowerBomb..... THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!......*
Bob: OH MY GAWWWDDD!!!!
Rez: Ahhhhh Epic!!!!
*Fargo lays over the fallen Epic.... The ref counts..... 1.........2........3*
Announcer: And the winner of this match.........Fargo Jefferson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
((((((Commercial Break))))))
Ricky James, Jessie James vs. Twiztid Ego, Tidal Wave vs. Tobias Stone, Tsuki
Bob- And we’re ready for our next match, dubbed “Tag Team Mayhem” by the higher-ups. It’s sure to be a rather wild and sordid affair, wouldn’t you say so Rez.
Rez- The only thing I say, or want rather, is to see the ass on that fine young thang…what’s her name Bob?
Bob- Tsuki Yuki and I’m sure that our female audience doesn’t appreciate your comments Rez.
Rez- Yeah, well you know where the audience can go Bob.
Bob-(sighing)- Yes, I do…
Rez- Looks like JobberMania 2k2 is about to get under way, Bob.
[The tag team of Ricky and Jesse James makes there way down to the ring, with no intro, music, pyro or fan reaction.]
Announcer- Hailing from somewhere…weighing anywhere between ten and two thousand pounds…standing no shorter than 5’4” and no taller than 7’6”…. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the James brothers!
[Once again, no fan reaction. The brothers slide into the ring and stand there, eyes glazed.]
Rez- No bio?
Bob- It appears so.
[“Crashing Around You” by Machine Head hits and out from behind the curtain steps the team of Twiztid Ego and Tidal Wave. Wave waves to a few fans before rushing down to the ring. Ego stumbles a few steps before tripping over his own feet and tumbling down the ramp head over heals. His carcass stops a few feet away from the ramp and lies still. The fans don’t know how to react.]
Announcer- Weighing 370 lbs. Standing 7’1”…LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…I give to you TIDAL WAVE!!!
[The crowd pops a little. Well, not really, but let’s make him feel good, eh?]
Rez- What’s up with Ego? Bio?
Bob- Yep. That and the fact that he’s going to have his ass bounced out of this fed faster than you can say “Rock Startling” after this match.
Rez- Oh.
[“Crawling” (Linkin Park) accompanied by many handsprings and/or cartwheels is Tsuki Yuki… Behind her is Tobias Stone, giving the crowd an ice-cold glare. The crowd, well, most of the males anyway…explode in cheers when they see the shapely Yuki.]
Rez- Oh baby…I’ve been waiting for this the whole night.
Bob- Please, Rez, give the women some credit! She’s making her debut in this great company!
Rez- And my dick is gonna debut in your mouth in a second if you don’t shut it, Bob!
[Tsuki handspring and cartwheels her tiny self down to the ring, as Stone suddenly tangles his feet together and goes face first down the ramp. He manages to scoop himself up and head down to the ring, dusting himself off as he goes.]
Announcer- I NOW PRESENT TO YOU TSUKI YUKI!!!…and Tobias Stone…
Rez- Why did Toby fall like that?
Bob- Bio.
Rez- Why didn’t he stay down then.
Bob- He’s not a jobber like Ego.
Rez- Oh.
[Inside the ring, Ricky James exits and stands in his corner, still as zombie like as ever. Tidal Wave looks back and sees that Twiztid Ego has yet to stir, leaving him to face the onslaught of Jesse James by his lonesome. Tsuki and Tobias are conferring in their corner. The bell rings and TW snags Jesse by the throat…BALDO BOMB!!! Jesse’s limp body bounces off the canvass and TW looks at his opponent, stunned. Jesse lies on the mat, counting the lights in the arena. TW turns towards the Yuki/Stone corner and sees Tsuki flip into the ring. TW rushes forward but is caught with a beautiful rainbow kick, sending him stumbling off. Yuki dives into a roll and then hits a savate kick as she rises, knocking the 7’1” monster straight to his ass.]
Bob- Very exciting start to this match. Tidal Wave showing his massive strength and Yuki showing her martial arts prowess.
Rez- I’d show her some of my mat techniques in a flash…
Bob- Ugh…
[TW shakily gets to his feet, only to be knocked down to his knees after a stiff crescent kick catches him in the grill. Yuki waves at the crowd and they respond with mighty cheers. In the corner Tobias looks a bit put out by the fans reaction to his partner. Jesse James and Twiztid Ego have not moved a bit since the camera last scrolled over their limp forms. Yuki goes for a shuffle sidekick but TW catches it…with his teeth. The crowd pops for TSUKI YUKI!!!]
Rez- That didn’t look too pleasant.
Bob- I’m sure it wasn’t. Is that blood I see coming from TW’s mouth?
[Indeed it is. Tsuki does a back flip before rushing at TW looking for a big time Hurricanrana. TW is up in a flash catching the diminutive Japanese star in his grip and nailing her with……….A BALDO BOMB!!! BALDO BOMB TO TSUKI YUKI!!! Her eyeballs rattle in their sockets upon impact as TW collapses on top of her for the pin.]
Rez- NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Bob- Smart move by Tidal Wave there, displaying a strong sense of ring strategy.
[However, Stone breaks up the count before it can even begin, battering TW with boots. He then clotheslines the bigger man out of the ring. The ref herds the irate Stone over to his corner, as Tsuki begins to rouse herself. Shaking the cobwebs out, she sees the prone figure of Jesse James and herself goes for the pin…]
1…
2…
[Suddenly the figure of TWIZTID EGO COMES CRASHING DOWN ON YUKI AND JAMES! THE CROWD EXPLODES IN STUNNED CHEERS!]
Bob- Holy shit!
Rez- TW JUST THREW HIS PARTNER INTO THE RING!!!
Bob- He used him like a dart!
[The count effectively broken, Twiztid Ego rolls off like a corpse and begins to rot on the arena floor. Tsuki stumbles to her corner, but not before TW goes to make the cover on Jesse. Stone is reaching out desperately for the tag, but Yuki is shaken from having dead weight like Ego thrown on her. TW hooks the leg…]
1…
2…
[RICKY JAMES WITH A FALLING HEADBUTT FROM OUTSIDE! THE COUNT IS BROKEN!]
Rez- What the fuck is going on?
Bob- It appears that Ricky James just made the save.
Rez- It looks like he fell over.
Bob- True.
[In the ring a very pissed TW grabs Ricky James, unmindful of the fact that both James brothers are near zombie like…
KICKWHAMBALDOBOMB!!!!!!
Ricky flops to the outside, landing near the moldering Ego. TW turns around and
KICKWHAMIDON’THAVEAFUCKINGFINISHER!!!]
Rez- HOLY SHIT!
Bob- WHAT A DEVASTATING MOVE BY TOBIAS STONE!!!
Rez- I’VE NEVER SEEN A MOVE LIKE THAT BEFORE!!!
[Stone hooks the leg…
1…
2…
3…]
Winners: Tobias Stone and Tsuki Yuki.
Rez- YES! TSUKI YUKI WINS!
Bob- Ugh…
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Stone Devane, Johnny Smith vs. Slik, Quill
Bob: There’s the bell and this should be a great match!
Rez: If by great you mean Quill and Slik… then yes, this will be a great match!
Bob: Quill starts things off for his team as Stone Devane takes it for his.
With a strong lock up on Quill, Devane backs him up to the turn buckle, the ref calls for a break and he does so. Another strong tie-up and now it’s Quill backing up Stone to the corner. Ref calls for the break. The tie up and it is Stone with the knee to the gut, with a arm bar on Quill, he lands a few punches then tags in Johnny Smith.
Rez: Teamwork! Yes!
Johnny takes over for the armbar but Quill wiggles free. He hit’s the reverse and it’s Quills turn for the Arm bar on Smith. Quill lands a few kicks to the stomach and tags in Mr. Slik. Both men go at Smith,, until Devane steps in. he lands a clothsline to Quill, and Smith goes for the quick cover.
1.…
Only a one count, Slik was there to break it up. The ref chases him to the back corner and that leaves Smith and Devane to go 2 on 1 against Quill. Devane ends up walking to the rope as Smith pounds onto Quill.
Bob: Now, I thought Quill tagged Slik!?
Rez: Yeah, well you know what thought did?
Bob: Do I wanna know?
Rez: Thought he was on the toilet until he shit his pants!
Bob: Rez…never mind
Back into the ring, Smith gets the tag to Devane, Smith holds onto Quill until he recives a punch to the face. Devane launches Quill into the ropes and sends a back body to him. He then goes for another quick cover.
1...2...NOPE!
Bob: Close!
Rez: Insert cocky expression here.
Quill stands up, and crawls for the tag to his partner, but is cut off by Devane. Quill is dragged to the corner and is met by a choke hold with the boot. The ref begins the count.
1... 2... 3... 4...
The ref grabs Devane’s arm to pull him away from Quill. Upon his doing so Devane acts as though he’s gonna back hand the ref then begins to laugh as the official jumps back trying to avoid the faked hit.
Rez: Look at that punk ref. Devane made him look like an ass.
Bob: He better be careful or he’ll get himself disqualified.
Rez: The ref don’t have the balls to do that. Not to Devane.
Devane walks over and tags in Smith. Smith runs over and drops an elbow onto Quill. He then turns and looks at Slik pointing down at Quill he laughs and yells, “This is your partner, this is the guy you choose to tag with.” Smith then forearm smashes him in the back of the head then kicks him in the ribs. Quill rolls over two or three times till he’s close to the ropes. Smith then places his foot on Quills throat, grabs the top rope, and begins choking Quill as the ref counts.
1... 2... 3... 4...
Smith breaks the chock.
Bob: Smith and Devane are dominating this match.
Rez: Of course. You act as though your surprised.
Smith then picks Quill up and sets him up in the corner. He then begins giving him huge chops to the chest. Smith then whips Quill across the ring into the opposite turn buckle where he follows up with a drop kick. Smith turns towards Devane where he begins to point and insult Quill. As he turns back around he is met with a low blow by Quill. Smith goes down in a heap holding his family jewels.
Bob: That’s got to hurt Rez.
Rez: Hurt? Don’t you have to have something first before it can hurt?
Quill rolls over and tags in Slik, who hurriedly runs over and drops an elbow onto Smith. He then runs over and drop kicks an unsuspecting Stone Devane, who flies off the apron and slams his head into the steel railing surrounding the ring side.
As Slik turns around he is met with a drop kick by Smith. Slik backs into the ropes and is grabbed from behind by Devane. Smith begins kicking and punching at Slik who is being held by Stone. The ref breaks the double team up. Smith grabs Slik and delivers a suplex. Then goes for the cover.
1... 2... KICKOUT!!!
Smith yells at the ref saying it was slow.
Bob: These guys are always whining to the ref.
Rez: Well if he’d make the count the way it should be made then they wouldn’t.
Smith picks Slik up and delivers a tremendous ddt. Slik lands close to one of the turn buckles. Smith then motions it’s over.
Bob: He’s going for his finisher.
Smith executes and hits his finisher, Gut Check Finisher. He then goes for the cover.
1... 2...
Broke Up!!!
The count is broke as Quill runs into the ring and drops and elbow on Smith. Devane is instantly in the ring and drop kicks Quill who goes flying out of the ring. Devane then climbs out and begins attacking him. The ref climbs out of the ring as well to try and break up the two men. Smith meanwhile climbs out grabs a chair then climbs back into the ring. He waits for Slik to stand and when he does he is met by a tremendous chair shot by Smith.
Bob: That’s illegal. He should be disqualified.
Rez: The ref didn’t see it.
Smith then tosses the chair to the outside and goes for the pin. The ref seeing this slides back into the ring and makes the count.
1... 2... 3...
The winners and #1 Contenders to the Tag Team Championship is the Platinum Legends.
Devane jumps back into the ring and stands facing a now standing Johnny Smith. The two as though they could exchange blows. But then Devane sticks out his hand and Johnny Smith shakes it.
Bob: These two look to be on the same page.
Rez: That’s a good deal for the Platinum Legends and a bad deal for the Tag Champs.
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Damien, Jemeni vs. Chris Vicious, Bryce Trayden
Rez: And I said, that’s not a spoon your holding… that’s my WIFE!!
Bob: HAHAHA oh shi… hello we’re back.
Rez: ha ha, wife…
Bob: Lets get this next match underway!
(Strange Sensation by T@T@T@ hit’s the fans ears as they rise to their seats)
Bob: Well, this match if for the XWC tag team titles and… HOLY *Exponent deleted*
(Damien and Jemini walk out the ring, Jemini has both tag belts over his shoulder and Damien drags out two bodies which seemed to have been tarred and feathered. Damien struggles to drag them to the ring as Jemini walks to the ring and grabs a mic.)
Bob: Who in the…
Jemini: I, Jemini, have a present for you, the fans! I, Jemini have brought you the two biggest dorks in XWC!
(Damien, who finally reaches the ring side, grabs the mic.)
Damien: I bring you, Chris Vicious and Bryce Tryden!
Bob: What the…
Rez: This is SWEET!
Bob: How in the…
Rez: Finish your damn sentences once in a while.
(Jemini walks out of the ring, as Damien starts off this bout… or lack their of. Damien rolls out one of the feathered bodies goes for a cover on the other.)
Ref: 1.…2.…threNO!!
Bob: He kicked out! He kicked out!
Rez: WHO!!??
Bob: Um… that one!
(Damien looks over to Jemini who is posing for the fans still with both tag team belts. Damien grabs up one of the bodies and delivers punches to the gut. Backing into the corner, the body reverses and launches Damien into the opposite turnbuckle. The body sends a heavy cloth line to Damien! The body walks over the ropes and taunts the crowd. Damien at this time goes for the tag to Jemini but his partner is still posing for the corwd.)
Bob: One person from each team need to get into this match Matt.
Rez: Um… who would that be on team chicken?
Bob: Um… that one…
(Damien stands up and looks over the one of the bodies running towards him. Dame ducks his head and charges his melon into the feathered gut. Dame crashes down on the body.)
1...2...3!!!!
Bob: Damien and.. Well.. Damien has done it!
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Boci vs. Danny Dawson vs. Mr. Tequila
{{As we come back for commercial, Boci is already in the ring. The song "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osborne plays. Danny Dawson comes out and runs down into the ring. As he slides in, Boci drops an elbow into his back}}
Rez: GET UP DAWSON! Bob: Boci and Dawson aren't waiting for Mr. Tequila.
{{The two are on their feet trading punches as "Around the World" by Red Hot Chili Peppers plays. The fans erupt as Mr. Tequila storms down the ramp and climbs the stairs and enters the ring. Boci and Dawson ignore him as they continue trading punches. Tequila comes up from behind them both, grabs them by the heads and slams their heads together. Both men go down. Boci gets up to be sent back down with a right hand, and Dawson grapples Tequila from behind, but Tequila hits him in the face with an elbow, then spins with another right}}
Bob: Tequila is cleaning house here! Rez: Shut up Bob! Bob: What's your problem?
{{Tequila waits for both men to get up and comes off the ropes but is hit with a double closeline from the two. They glare at each other then nod. They bring Tequila to his feet and whip him into the ropes. Tequila ducks the attempt at another double closeline and bounces off the other ropes and hits them with a double clothesline of his own. He goes for the pin on Dawson, 1...2. Boci tries an elbow drop to Tequila but Tequila breaks the pin and rolls out of the way, letting Boci hit Dawson}}
Bob: The more experienced of the three knows all the tricks.
{{Boci gets back up and recieves a kick to the gut. Tequila sets his head between his legs and signals for a piledriver, and yanks him down with a pulling piledriver as Dawson attempts a closeline, ducking under it as he drives Boci's head into the mat. Dawson comes from behind with a stomp to the back of Tequila's neck and Tequila goes to the mat}}
Rez: That'll slow him down!
{{Tequila forces himself to his feet as Dawson gets read for a ddt. He sets him up, but Tequila tosses him over with a northern lights suplex. As Tequila gets up and turns around to face Boci, Boci hits the Bocinator. He goes for the pin 1...2... Tequila gets his foot on the bottom rope. The ref breaks the pin. Boci thinks he won the match so he raises his arms, but backs into a school boy by Dawson. 1...2..kickout}}
Rez: Dawson almost won it!
Bob: Boci hits his trademark, then backs into a school boy. He thought he won the match!
{{All three men are down and worn out. The ref starts the count. All three start to stir at the count of 4. Tequila and Dawson are both on their knees at 7, and at 9 Tequila flies through the air with a forearm to Dawson, sending him stumbling into Boci, breaking the count. Tequila pulls Dawson to his feet and whips him into the tournbuckle. He pulls him up and delivers the Tequila Shot, right onto the proan Boci. Both men's shoulders are down, and Tequila covers them both. 1...2...3}}
Bob: Mr. Tequila just pinned both men at once!
Rez: That is impressive. But let's just get to the next match!
((((((Commercial Break))))))
Mark Blaze vs. Jason Kash vs. Nate Bailey vs. Razor Blade
Bob: I have work that we must go back stage to where heat is building!
(the scene switches back to where Razor Blade and Jason Kash are talking. Nate Bailey turns around the corner to notice his opponents for the night are discussing something.)
Bailey: Oh, you two guys think you can team up on the RING KING!?
(Nate charges at both men. Taking them both down. But from behind him, is Mark Blaze who takes this opportunity to deliver a for arm same to the head of Bailey. A ref steps out and from somewhere the bell rings!)
Bob: Looks like our 4 way dance this evening has started!
(Blaze and Razor are going at it by the beverage table, while Bailey and Kash are battling near a loading door. Bailey launches Kash face first into the door which only gives a little. The ring King charges in but Kas slips away and Nate goes had first, imprinting his body in the door. Kash lands a couple punches before smashing Nates face back into the door.)
(Razor Blade and Blaze trade off punches , but it’s RB that gets a good one in that sends Blaze into the table of drinks. RB picks up an empty cooler and clocks blaze in the head. RB also takes his feet and swing it onto the unsteady table. With his body fully one, RB slams his elbow into his face. RB back up and does a fat man dive onto the table crashing Blaze to the cement floor.)
Bob: Oh man, I can’t keep my eye in just one battle!
Rez: why not, you got two eyes don’t ya!
(Baiely now has the offence over Kash, he sends him it the aluminum pipes that always seem to be leaning against the wall. The loud noise send an alert to RB who comes from across the room and nails Nate Bailey in the head. He takes Bailey and launches him into Kash, who has risen from the ground in time to lad a back body drop. RB goes back to check on the fallen Blaze but he is no where to be found. RB checks the table where the pieces stand but there is no Mark Blaze. Suddenly from the atop of a pop machine, Blaze comes crashing down.
Bob: Holly Cow, you see Mark Blaze coem crashing down on Razor?
Rez: Yeh, I wish I could see it agian. Oh wait Blaze is climbing back up we might see it agian.
(Mean while Kash and Baily are battling it out. Kash has a chair and takes a huge swing that would probly bust Baily open, But bialy ducks just in time so the chair hits a fan. Jason Kash is checking up on him when a forarm comes down from a Nate Baily that is barly walking. He gives Kash alow blow to get the advange. He touches ca$h in to the Pop corn stand that Blayze is on top of. Kash hits it with enough force to break the thing. Glass goes flying from every where and Blaze comes tumbling down landing hard on his back.
Bob: All 3 men are out!!!
Rez: You not kidding but Baily will wins this.
(Baily Climbs over the Carcus of Kash the ref starts to count.
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(21/2 Razor gets up some how and breaks it up. He seems to be looking for somthing. He pulls a barbed wire bat out of a trash can. He sees a table and picks up Baily's dead ass and puts him on it.He picks up a chair and puts it across baily's chest. Oh my god Kash is up he sees Baily set up and climbs a ladder a good 15 feet up. Blaze starts to climb up behinde him and he reaches cash and gives him a suplex threw the table on too Baily.)
Bob: I seen car recks looks better then this.
Rez: I think baily is out of it.
(Razor is the only one standing and Blaze is starting to move. Blaze is back up he comes running at Razor and don't see the barb wire bat in razors hand. He takes one big swing and knocks blaze out as the blood is dripping down from Blazes face Razor picks up a huge pink dildo and starts to beat Blaze and Bailey with it before laying all 3 of his opponents in a line laying over them so he pins them all)
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Bob: What a match!!!!
Rez: Bailey lost.
Suddenly out of no where runs Rock Startling swinging a baseball bat. He connects with Razor Blades thigh sending him crumbling to the floor then swings for his head but misses as Blade rolls out of the way. Startling then slams Razor Blade against the wall and begins laying rights and lefts to the side of his head.
Bob: What the hell is Startling doing?
Rez: He’s kicking Razor Blade’s ass Bob. Kicking it bad.
Startling is grabbed by three security guards but still manages to get in a few more kicks before they can pull him away.
Bob: That was brutal. This guy is pissed.
((((((Commercial Break)))))) Some one new is seen walknig back stage with a kendo stick at his side. He has on blue jean shorts with a IM logo on the back pocket. People walk by him and start to talk. The man looks at them like he is abotu to kill them when fianly the person he was waiting for comes aroun the corner.Melissa Dera looks at him in disgust as she apporaches him.
Melissa Dera: Who are you I was just getting my hair done. Then I had to leave to interview soem new guy name Sid IronMan Jackson.
The fans in the arena are watching this on the ovatron and go abouslty nuts. At the thought of the IronMan be back in 100%
Sid: Well I am the IronMan I have done more thing and forgot then most people will do in a life time so I think you could so me a little f'n respect hoe.
Melissa Dera: What you call me?
Sid: A slut!!! Becuase i don't think any one would pay you so i'll take back my hoe comment.
Mellisa face starts to get red and you could prolly fry a egg on it and this interview just started what else can happen. Sid raises the Kendo stick up into the air and and swings it as Melisa trys and think of a come back.
Sid: Dang dose the cat got your tounge or somthing? I knew giving blow jobs made it hard to talk the next day but this is rediguliss. You where good last night though. are you ever gonna start my damn interview or what? I didn't come here to just watch these no bodies try and fight in a ring. A real man don't need a ring to fight. He'll do it right out in his own back yard or back stage or hell even in a strip club god knows i had my share of that.
Melissa Dera: Well Mr. Jackson ....
She gets cut off by Sid.
Sid: Its Mr IronMan you ugly bitch.
Mellisa Dera: I don't get paid enough for this b.s. ,but as I was saying you talked about some of your compliments earlier. Can you enlighten us on them?
Sid: Well all i can say is I was a multi champion in a bunch of feds the rest I forgot becuase some MFAH cut my damn break line and i got in a cdent two years ago. All my fans forgot about me and jumped on a new ban waggon. They all said screw him he can't od it no more lets jsut forget him. Well I was in rehab I didn't get one f'n letter. Enuff about that.
Mellisa Dera: What are your plans here in XWC?
Sid: Well coem on whats any ones goal in a fed? It all about getting soem gold. The extrme title will be mine soon damnit and don't you forget it i'll fight any one any tiem for the belt. All they gotta do is have the ballz to step and give me a shot at it. Oh hoe my home boy is calling me so I gotta go. I am coming Wasted Jimmy!!!
Mellisa Derra walks off in the other dierection obbisly being pissed off.
((((((Commercial Break))))))
Bob- Our next match guarantees to be a classic, Rez. Showcasing the talent of newcomer Rock Startling against the battle tested mettle of Blake Sharp.
Rez- Hands down that Startling will win this one, Bob. I can’t see anyone stopping this young man; he just has too much experience in the wrestling world to be stopped by such an obviously flaming homosexual.
Bob- REZ! You can’t say something like that on air!
Rez- Ah, shut it, fat ass and let’s call the match.
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, this next match is scheduled for one fall,…Introducing first…from Oakland, California…standing six feet four inches tall and weighing in at 240 pounds… “THA ONE AND ONLY”… ROCK STARTLING!
***The lights in the arena go out as Ice Cubes voice can be heard as the words "Say you little son of a bitch, what you tryin' to be?" echo throughout. Upon the completion of a kids voice replying "when I'm big I wanna be a thug" a spotlight flashes on and off quickly creating a strobe like image before finally coming on focused on Rock Startling standing with his arms raised as his manager, Rave, stands on the side of him rubbing her hands all over his chest. After a few moments of this the two make their way to the ring which is lit up by a dim blue light. Once inside Rock drops to his knees in the center of the ring and stretches his arms out to either side of him as Rave stands directly behind him with her hands on his shoulders.***
Announcer: His opponent, hailing from Memphis Tennessee…standing 6’5” and weighing 240 lbs.…BLAKE SHARRRRRRRPPPPPPPP!
***Sharp jogs down to the ring and slide in to the ring, to almost no reaction from the crowd.***
Rez- HA! He didn’t get a single cheer! It just shows what kind of jobber he is!
Bob- Oh shut up.
[Blake steps out from the turnbuckle and signals that he wants to meet Rock in the middle of the ring. Startling smirks arrogantly before moving towards Sharp, locking up with Blake in a test of strength. They tussle for a few moments before Rock pushes off and launches several fists in Sharp’s direction. Blake eats them and returns the favor to Startling. Rock isn’t so lucky as he goes stumbling back into the ropes. Blake wastes no time and fires Startling to the opposite side, nearly taking off “Tha 1 and Only”’s head off on the flip side with a viscous clothesline.]
Rez- Shit. Maybe I was wrong.
Bob- Indeed, I believe you were.
Rez- Yeah! THEY BOTH SUCK GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE RING JOBBERS!
[Rock rolls to his belly as Blake unleashes a flurry of kicks to the ribs. Startling grabs a rope and stands up, turning for a huge kick to Sharps grill! NO! Sharp snags the leg…Dragon Screw Leg whip…Startling back down, clutching his leg. Blake on a roll as he scoops up Startling…FALL-AWAY SLAM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! Rock Startling crashes hard to the mat and lies still. Blake rests on the ropes for a second, regaining his breath after that initial burst.]
Bob- Strong start for XwC mainstay Blake Sharp. Taking the willy Rock Startling to the cleaners early on.
Rez- Doesn’t change the fact that I’m being subjected to watching this shit in the first place. I think I’m going to quit.
Bob- …
[Blake pulls Startling up by the hair and shoots him to the ropes, catching him with a swinging neckbreaker this time. Startling kips up before Sharp and catches the winded wrestler with a thunderous savage kick. Sharp’s head snaps back with brutal force. He crumbles to the mat as Startling goes up top. HE FLIES OFF WITH A SENTON BOMB! Blake screams in pain as Startling rolls off.]
Bob- Good move there by Startling.
Rock grabs Blake by the hair pulling him to his feet. He then delivers a version of the sidewalk slam. Rock then drops and elbow on the fallen Blake, then another, and another. Rock then stands up with a smirk on his face. He can be heard yelling, “You like that boy?”
Bob: Startling’s arrogantly antagonizing Blake now.
Rock then picks Blake up and delivers a snap suplex. He quickly goes for the cover.
1... 2... 2 ½….
Blake just barely kicks out.
Startling grabs the ref by the collar thinking it was a slow count. The ref tries to tell Rock that it was just a two count.
Startling then turns around and ducks a clothesline attempt by Blake. Startling bounces off the ropes and drop kicks Blake right out of the ring. Startling then climbs to the top rope and jumps off delivering a knee shot to Blake’s head.
Bob: What a move!
Rock then grabs Blake and rams his shoulder into the ring post. He then slides Blake back into the ring. Rock goes up top and jumps off with a flying elbow drop.
BLAKE MOVES!!!
Startling hit’s the mat hard. Blake stands and begins putting the boots to Rock. Blake then turns around to show off for the crowd. As he turns back around he’s rolled up by Rock in a small package.
1... 2... 2 ½….
Blake barely kicks out.
Bob: Another close call.
Rez: Hopefully it’ll end soon, VERY soon.
Startling grabs Blake by the hair and pulls him to his feet. He then delivers a standing drop kick that sends Blake into the corner. Rock runs towards him smashing his shoulder into the gut of Blake. Rock then takes Blake by the hair and lifts him up.
Bob: Here it is. It’s fixing to be over.
SIMPLY STARTLING ON BLAKE! HIS SPINE SEEMS TO COMPRESS UNDER THE FORCE OF THE MOVE! But Rock doesn’t make the pin; he tosses Blake into the turnbuckle. Locks up…
Bob- He looks like he’s going to do a top rope SIMPLY STARTLING! THIS AMAZING!
Rez- Shut up, man… I can’t take any more of this crap…
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Winner: Rock Startling.
((((((Commercial Break))))))
Joe Max Ontario vs. Hardcore Hak
“What A Day” by Nonpoint blasts through the arena via the PA system as Hak makes his way out from the back and stands on the top of the entrance ramp and looks out over the sea of fans filling the arena as he receives a mixed reaction before making his way down to the ring
Rez: Looks like it’s time for Hak to take on Joe Max Ontario….yay…
Bob: I’m just now being informed that this match will also be for the United States title.
Rez: yay…again…
“The Big O theme” echoes throughout the arena as Joe Max Ontario walks out from the back with a big smile on his face and the US title draped over his shoulder as he makes his way to the ring
Rez: Ontario looks gay smiling like a queer and all.
Bob: I heard only homosexuals have homo thoughts…
Rez looks at Bob with a blank look on his face as Ontario and Hak lock up in the ring. Ontario out powers Hak and shoves him into the corner, as the ref pull the two apart Hak takes a cheap shot at Ontario and hits him right in the mouth sending him staggering backwards. Hak takes advantage of the situation and delivers a running clothesline to Ontario sending him down to the mat on his back. Hak delivers a few quick stomps the chest of Ontario before lifting him up to his feet and delivering a snap suplex.
Bob: some nice offense by Hak
Rez: miracle offense…
Hak goes to pick Ontario up by his hair and receives a low blow for his efforts. Ontario quickly gets to his feet and delivers a DDT to him. Ontario stays on the offensive and locks on a sharp shooter and sits down on it causing Hak to yell out in pain. The ref checks to see if Hak wants to give up but he shows no signs of that and continues to yell in agony
Rez: Just give up so I can get home faster cause sleep is way more entertaining than this.
Bob: Oh please…your wet dreams…
Rez: you better watch it, that’s 2 strikes on you!
Hak finally smartens up and reaches out to grab the bottom rope forcing Ontario to release the hold. Ontario turns around and begins to stomp on Hak until the ref pulls him back allowing Hak to get to his feet. Ontario charges Hak in an attempt to clothesline him out but gets back body dropped over the top ropes himself sending him crashing to the outside as Hak catches his breath on the inside. The Ref begins the ten count as Ontario gathers his senses and starts to get up
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Ontario rolls back in the ring and is greeted with repeated stops by Hak. Hak picks up Ontario and delivers a vicious piledriver to Ontario and Epic runs down the entrance ramp and slides into the ring. Hak doesn’t seem too worried and picks up Ontario, holding him in place by his hair as Epic runs forward in an attempt to spear Ontario but he moves at the last second and Epic ends up spearing Hak instead, taking both men down to the mat
Rez: Wow, Epic cant aim for shit.
Bob: I don’t think he meant to do that Rez. Ontario, being the intelligent ring veteran that he is, saw that move coming and dodged it just in time!
Rez: smart guy, we only just saw that!
Ontario, feeling a sudden rush of adrenaline, picks up Epic and Hak by the hair before slamming their heads together 3 stooges style. Epic rolls out of the ring as Ontario picks Hak up and delivers the O-plex
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3!!!
The winner of the match and STILL US champion: Joe Max Ontario
Suddenly out of the crowd runs some man wearing blue jeans and a black mask. He grabs the ring announcers chair and slides into the ring. Ontario whose busy picking himself up after a tiring match doesn’t notice the man until after the masked man brings the chair down over his skull. The sickening thud causes many of the people in the arena to turn their own heads in disgust by the masked man’s brutal and vicious attack.
Bob: Who the hell is that guy?
The masked man again brings the chair down over Ontario’s head before tosses the chair down.
Rez: I don’t know but he’s taking his mask off.
After tossing the chair down the masked man pulls his mask off revealing his identity.
Bob: OH MY GOODNESS!!!
Rez: WHAT THE FUCK!!! IT’S JAKE KEETON!!!
Bob: He’s retired?
Rez: Apparently he’s not anymore.
((((((Commercial Break))))))
Sledge vs. Alex Raines
Bob: Welcome back and it is main event time!
Rez: If by main event you mean..
Bob: Shut up!
(“It’s going down” by the executioners blairs over the sound system as TEEMU McCORDE steps out onto the ramp.)
Bob: Man on man, the fans love him don’t they matt!
Rez: Yeah, like I like ass waxing
(Teemu struts down the ring and from behind comes barging ALEX RAINES! McCorde gets a whiplash and Raines rolls him into the ring. There’s the bell!)
Rez: Take that you, and one of these.
Bob: Stop it!
(Alex, after delivering punches to the chest of Teemu, sends him into the ropes, a massive heel kick knocks McCorde on his ass, Alex goes for the Quick cover.)
1...2...NOPE!
Bob: Going to have to do a lot more than kick Teemu in the face to knock him down.
Rez: Yeah, like kick him in the bal…
Bob: MATT!
(Alex sends Teemu into the ropes again and is met by a HUGE back body drop, Teemu almost hit’s the light in the arena on that one. Alex quickly goes for blatant punches to the face. After the ref tells Raines to back off, Teemu gets up. They both bounce off the ropes but Teemu ducks a cloth line. On the rebound McCorde tries for a neck breaker. Alex, having none of that, reverses for a neck breaker of his own!)
Bob: I don’t think Teemu McCorde has even landed one punch to Alex yet!
Rez: That’s because TEEMU SUCKS!
(Alex is calling for Teemu to rise to his feet, as he does, Alex charges in for a tackle. McCorde, although has different plans and hops out of the way and pushes Alex through the ropes and spilling to the floor! On the opposite corner, Teemu slides out of the ring and walks around to Alex. Alex slowly climbs back into the ring but has lost where Teemu has gone. While standing on the ring apron, Teemu comes from behind and gets Alex in the power bomb position! Alex delivers punches to the face of Teemu but it’s not enough, Teemu slams Alex to the outside with a loud thud!)
Bob: OUCH!
Rez: Did he dent the floor!?
(Teemu crawls back in and back out to reset the 10 count. He picks up Alex and rolls him in. he follows and goes for the cover.)
1.…2.…THRENO!!
(Alex kicks out! Teemu, sitting on his knees takes in a few deep breaths. Picking up Alex with a bit of frustration on his face, he shoots him into the corner, charging but is met with a boot to the face. Wobbling back then he is met with a cloth line knocking him on his ass again.)
Bob: If Teemu were to be wearing a taupe, it would be long gone by now!
Rez: That’s the worst commentating I’ve ever heard
(Alex, picking up Teemu and setting him in the suplex form. He tries once, tries again, knees Teemu in the gut and tries once more. He nails a big time suplex and bridges up for the cover.)
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THREENO!!!!!
(At the last second Teemu kicks out! Alex picks up McCorde once again, goes for the HUGE suplex! COVERS!!!)
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NO!!!
(Teemu kicks out of another big time Alex suplex! Alex picks up McCorde and tries once more. Gets into position. Tries once! Teemu delivers a punch to the gut of Alex. Alex knees Teemu, Tries again. Teemu with another punch. Another, another! Teemu takes Alex down with a double leg sweep, he crosses the legs into a Texas Cloverleaf!)
Bob: Everlasting Ecstasy!! EVERLASTING ECSTASY!! Alex Tries for the ropes!! He cant reach!! TE TAPS HE TAPS!!!
DING DING DING!!
Bob: Your winner! Teemu McCorde!!!!
( Jess, Tequila and Zero come out from the back and celebrate with Teemu. The light quickly go out and “Unforgiven" by Metallica plays over the loud speaker. This prompt Marc Callus to come out onto the ramp. He looks at Teemu, Teemu stares back at Callus who stands there with a happy grin on his face, slowly clapping his hands. The camera slowly switches back to Teemu who is there with a smile on his face as well. He calls for Callus to come to the ring. As Callus slowly steps forward… the rest if TUR run out of the ring.
Bob: Rez we got to go. We’re out of time.
Rez: DAMN!!!
Bob: We’ll see you next week at Heatwave folks.
FADE OUT….