Madison Square Garden has been the host of thousands of sporting events, from A to Z, for many, many years. Tonight, the Xtreme Wrestling Coalition makes it's inaugural pay per view debut with Violent Tendancies, an event that has cost the major financial backers millions of dollars to pull off. As the arena starts to fill with what will eventually be a crowd of 49,653 people, the simulcast begins.
Bob Griffen: Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to Xtreme!
A large explosion hits the far left bottom of the inside square of MSG.
Matt Reznor: "Wrestling!"
Another explosion, diagonally across from the first, explodes in the upper right hand corner.
Bob and Rez: "Coalition!"
The remaining two corners, as well as the two that already released pyrotechnics, explode in unison, filling MSG with fire, lights and smoke like no other entrance it's ever seen. The camera pans around through the crowd, and then zooms in on Bob and Rez, both in tuxedos, both looking their pay per view best.
Bob: "Tonight is the beginning of a new era in sports entertainment! Tonight is when we find out who the mystery president is!
[ The screen switches to a video montage of the buildup to the title
matches here tonight, as well as the potential identity of the president, before
flashing back to Bob and Rez at ringside.]
Bob: I'm getting word that before any of our matches start up tonight, we're going to get a presidential address from the mystery president! I for one, can't wait to find out who that might be!
Rez: I already know, but I've been paid too well to leak!
[As Rez finishes his sentence, the sound of 'Hail to the Chief' begins to play on the soundsystem, and a blinding white light of sparkling pyrotechnics fills the entrance way as a Marine Corps Honor Guard steps out onto the ramp, displaying the American Flag and the state flag of New York, along with two rifles on either side. From one side of the Guard steps out a large man, very wide in the shoulders, with long blond hair in a ponytail, in a charcoal grey suit and black t-shirt. He takes his place at center ramp, and the crowd begins to boo loudly.]
Bob: It's Chris Rickter! I knew he'd have his fingers in this thing!
[As soon as Rickter takes his place on the ramp, another man steps out from the other side, with bleached blond hair, dressed in a black suit with a silver dress shirt and tie.]
Rez: It's Shane Steele! Steele is the mystery partner!
Bob: This sold out crowd is going nuts.
[Steele and Rickter look at each other, and Rickter trounces on Steele almost as soon as he sees him. They trade several punches before security comes out and separates them quickly, pulling them apart and taking them backstage]
Bob: This crowd is loving it! What's going to happen with both men in charge? Madness! These people love the XWC!
Matt: And why wouldn’t they be? I mean we have the world title to
finally be decided in a hell in a cell match, a ladder match for the
international championship and we even have a janitor’s challenge.
Bob: Speaking of the janitorial challenge it is coming right up, the
vice president former BFF and PSW great BooM made this match and who know’s
what’s gonna happen????
[‘Cosmonaut’ by At The Drive-In plays over the speakers and the
crowd goes crazy as out walks the vice president of the XCW, BooM. BooM
is wearing a referee shirt and steps into the ring before posing to the crowd
and grabbing a microphone.]
Bob: What an ovation for the XWC vice president!
Matt: Suck ups.
[ The camera switches back to boom in the ring.]
BooM: Ladies and gentlemen, seeing as the ‘ol king of jerky himself
thought up of this ingenious match I think it’s only fair that I referee it.
Now this is how it’s gonna be played out. I’m going to give these janitors
three tasks. Each more death defying than the last, firstly, I will divide this
ring straight up the center and have rubbish strewn across both parts, the
janitor who cleans it up the fastest wins the first challenge, then the second
challenge, in the backstage I have two sloth buckets set up….
[ The XWC tron shows the backstage where two dumpsters are filled with
mud and various other slothy products.]
BooM: In the two sloth buckets I have hidden two identical keys for two
identical doors, the first man to find the key will move onto the last task
while the other will still search for the key, when they open the door, hehe
well im just gonna let you judge for yourself what will happen. The janitor with
the best time at the end of the three tasks will win our JANITORIAL
CHALLENGE!!!!
[As BooM announces the rules two surly looking gentlemen come to the
ring armed with two trash cans filled to the brim each, they mark out the half
way point of the ring then fill both sides up with everything from banana peels
to old sledge t-shirts. Then “You can’t touch this” By MC Hammer hits and
out walks Robby the janitor, decked out with a broom, mop and bin he makes his
way to the ring, then “Jump” By Kriss Kross hits and out walks Jimmy the
Janitor, with the same equipment as robby except jimmy’s overalls are yellow
instead of green. Both men enter the ring and boom shakes his head.]
BooM: God I knew I shouldn’t of let them choose there own themes…..
Okay janitors.. you’re time to clean starts…NOW!
[Boom holds his stopwatch and presses the button as the bell sounds,
straight away the janitors are quickly sweeping up and placing items in the
bin.]
Bob: Well I tell you this challenge aint too easy, see all that junk in
the ring…
Matt: I think boom left that out in the sun, can you smell that garbage!
[ The janitors continue to bustle very quickly as Robby places the last
piece of paper into his bin, almost immediately after, Jimmy places his last
banana peel in the bin, boom stops the stop watch.]
BooM: Well my jerky-tions can you believe this, jimmy the janitor
finished his half in 38.6 seconds!
Bob: Wow that’s a good time.
BooM: But robby the janitor finished his half in 38.2 seconds! Therefore
the winner of the first task, ROBBY THE JANITOR! Now if you will follow me to
the sloth buckets, we’ll get underway with the second challenge.
Bob: Man, four tenths of a second apart, these janitors are good.
Matt: Then how come the XWC offices are in such a dump.
Bob: Because the janitors are in a match.
Matt: Eh either way.
[Boom leads the men to the backstage and on the xwc tron we see boom,
jimmy and robby head over to the two dumpsters filled with slothy goodness]
BooM: Ok janitors, you know the deal, get in that sloth and get that
key!
[ The bell rings again and boom starts the stop watch, both janitors
look at each other then sprint for the sloth, jimmy uses some underhanded
tactics and trips up robby as he heads for the sloth, jimmy is the first man
into the sloth but robby quickly dives head first into the sloth, both men
rummage around looking for the hidden key.]
Bob: Well they aint getting paid for nothing, that looks pretty
disgusting.
Matt: Wait that’s the sloth? I just thought it’d rained a lot, I
threw my big mac in there.
[ As jimmy rummages through he pulls out a half eaten big mac and throws
it away, jimmy then reaches down and pulls up a key, boom stops the watch and
robby finds his key.]
BooM: Well it seems jimmy has made a comeback with the second win! Now
boys, open you’r doors and find you’re third challenge.
[ Both janitors are cautious but open the two doors, both men jump back
as the camera peers inside and we see moldy chunky milk and out of date eggs
thrown across the room everywhere.]
Bob: My god, that smell has been stinking up the garden since this
morning.
Matt: Damn.
Jimmy: Damn.
Robby: Damn.
BooM: Damn. That wasn’t that funkafied when we threw it all over the
place last week.
[ boom then looks beside the rooms where a huge boiler is seen.]
BooM: Hmm, so that’s why they say don’t make milk warm. And damn
that smell aint good, but janitors, the man who wins this challenge wins the
lot, you must clean this mess up, and only using one bottle of disinfectant and
three cloths. Lets JANITORIZE!!
[ Boom again clocks the stop watch and both janitors take a deep breath
before running into the room and throwing disinfectant everywhere, both men
scrub and wipe as much as they can.]
Bob: That can’t be smelling good matt.
Matt: I think I can smell it from here.
[ Back inside the rooms jimmy stands to slip in the egg yolks on the
floor as robby slowly wipes and throws disinfectant around trying to get the
smell out. Jimmy is ahead at this point.]
Bob: I think jimmy’s gonna do it.
BooM: Ohh I forgot one thing…. Boys, release the skunks!
Bob & Matt: SKUNKS!??
[ Two guys let loose two skunks inisde the rooms, straight away the
skunks start to spray the janitors with that fouls smelling odour as boom just
laughs, in jimmy’s room he is trying to get away from the skunk.]
Bob: Jimmy aint liking those skunks!
Matt: What I wanna know is where did boom get all these friekin skunks??
Bob: That’s gotta hurt.
Matt: Hahahaha, the skunk is spraying his ass hhahahahahahah!!!!
[Boom starts to laugh too as jimmy seems stuck in the wall, robby
quickly finishes the task and jumps out of the room away from the skunk!]
BooM: Well folks here is youre winner in the janitorial
challenge….ROBBY THE JANITOR!!!!
[ Boom get’s a stick and raises robby’sfunkified arm with it before
telling him to go take a shower as jimmy is being pulled out of the wall by
security, the camera then cuts back to bob and matt.]
Bob: That was the most insane match I’ve ever seen.
Matt: I got one word for that match….wrong.
Bob: Well folks after the break we have some hardcore action with the international champion Twizted ego Taking on the challenger Depriest Dorado in a ladder match!
Bob: Well if you thought that janitorial challenge was good, then you
aint seen nothing yet.
Matt: Just tell em what the next match is, Bob.
Bob: Well folks the next match is for the international championship and
is a ladder match, and I’ve gotta say matt this one looks to be good.
Matt: Yes bob, yes it does.
[ “My time” Hits the speakers and the fans get to there feet as
DePriest Dorado makes his entrance into the ladder match, Depriest see’s the
ladder and climbs up to the top of it and poses for the crowd and get’s a
cheer, depriest then jumps down from the ladder and slides into the ring.]
Bob: A pretty good ovation for dorado there, and is that the only ladder
we have?
Matt: Well we do run a tight ship.
[ The mood suddenyl changes as dark lights hit the arena and
“Blackened” By metallica comes on, the fans cheer again as twisted ego
emerges from the backstage, ego just stares at the ladder then makes his way to
the ring. Ego starts a staredown with dorado.]
Bob: A definant contrast in styles here matt, the energetic dorado
against the solemn international champion.
Matt: That belt sure is high up!
[ The bell rings and dorado quickly tries to mount some offence with a
couple of forearms to ego, dorado goes to whip ego into the ropes but ego
reverses and levels down dorado with a right hand, dorado quickly gains some
composure and leg sweeps ego down hard, dorado nails a quick right hand then
bouncesto his feet, dorado bounces off the ropes and leap frogs over ego, ego
then turns around and goes for a clothesline but dorado ducks it, dorado comes
flying off the ropes and nails ego with a huge spinning leg kick sending ego
down hard. Dorado then poses for the crowd some more before jumping up to the
top turnbuckle, ego quickly rams into the ropes dropping dorado down on the
wrong end of the stick. Ego then grabs dorado and body slams him off the top
rope with a huge impact.]
Bob: Ouch! All those fast offensive moves of dorado then one huge body
slam.
Matt: If I were dorado I’d try to stick to land tactics.
Bob: But if dorado can surprise ego we might just have a new
international champion here tonight.
[ Ego rolls out of the ring and goes for the ladder, back in the ring
dorado regains some composure then boucnes off the ropes, ego turns around and
dorado leaps into the air with a huge somersault plancha over the top rope
nailing ego hard!!!!!!]
Bob: OHH MY GOD WHAT ELEVATION!!!!
Matt: Whoo boy, he got higher than a 747.
Bob: That could have hurt bth men there.
Matt: What do you mean COULD of???
[ Dorado slowly makes his way to his feet and heads for the ladder,
dorado folds the ladder up but doesn’t know that ego is up, dorado turns
around with the ladder and ego nails a huge clothesline onto the ladder sending
it thumping violently into dorado’s head sending him down hard!]
Bob: What a huge clothesline and look dorado’s busted wide open.
[ Dorado touches his forehead and see’s his hand in a crimson mask of
blood. Dorado then tries to shake it off but is met by a ferocious blow from
ego, dorado keeps coming though and nails a right hand of his own but doesn even
fase ego, dorado then ducks a right hand from ego and uses the ladder to low
blow ego, sending ego walking around in extreme pain, dorado picks up the ladder
and throws it at ego, ego thinks quick and catches the ladder before it hits but
then dorado nails a huge dropkick sending the ladder into the face of ego, now
ego is down.]
Bob: Ego is being taken by surprise from dorado’s fast paced moves.
Matt: I’m being taken by surprise from dorado’s fast paced moves.
[ Dorado heads over to the announce position and grabs a chair much to
the crowds delight and heads back over to the uprising ego, ego shrugs off a
blow from dorado and nails a knee to the mid section, ego then hard irish whips
dorado right into the steel steps sending dorado writhing in pain. Ego notices
the chair and picks it up, ego heads for dorado and goes to swing but dorado
quickly dodges the hit, ego then tries again but it’s dodged again, dorado
then amazingly jumps onto the crowd barrier and spins in mid air nailing a huge
spinning kick sending the chair right back into the face of ego, this sends ego
hard into the steps and a trickle of blood is seen coming from ego’s face.]
Bob: This dorado has sooo much agility matt, you don’t know what
he’s gonna leap onto next.
Matt: Well dorado wants that international championship but ego’s
taken a pounding here.
[ Ego suprisingly still manages to get to his feet, dorado then locks up
ego for a ddt but ego just lifts up dorado and turns dorado around for a
powerslam, dorado though slips off the back of ego, dorado then nails a kick to
the mid section of ego, dorado turns around, jumps onto the ring apron,
springboards off the second rope and goes for a huge moonsault, ego however puts
one foot back and catches dorado in mid air, ego then runs to the ladder and
nails a huge powerslam right onto the ladder on dorado!!!!]
Bob: MY god did you hear that impact!
Matt: Now that’s gonna hurt!
[ Dorado screams in pain next to the ladder as ego grabs the ladder and
slides it into the ring.]
Matt: How long has this match bee in the ring for exactly??
Bob: I think about twenty seconds.
Matt: Whoo boy, this is some xwc action for ya!
[ Ego goes to set up the ladder but from the outside of the ring dorado
trips up ego, dorado then drags ego outside the ring and starts to lay in some
boots before spinning in mid air and nailing a 360 leg drop onto ego.]
Bob: This dorado has got moves popping out from everywhere.
[ Dorado then heads to the ring and ascends the already up ladder.]
Matt: It’s all over! Dorado’s gonna win.
[ Outside the ring ego desperately slides in and starts to rock the
ladder, dorado tries to stop the fall but ends up going southside first right
onto the top rope! The crowd let's’out a scream of pain as they look on.]
Matt: OUCHHHH!!!!!
Bob: I don’t think theres gonna be any little dorado’s running
around.
[ Ego slings dorado back into the ring and starts to lay into the blood
soaked face of dorado. Ego nails right hand after right hands then slides
outside the ring and lifts up the apron, to provide himself with a table!]
Bob: I think business is about to pick up.
[ Ego throwes the table into the ring along with the chair from the
outside, ego then slides in and nails a double axe handle to the rising dorado.
Ego then smiles and picks up dorado, ego starts to bight at the cut on the
forehead of dorado!]
Matt: I KNEW IT…VAMPIRE!
Bob: Ego is going mideival on dorado here.
[ Ego stops biting dorado then hoists dorado up and throws dorado face
first into the ladder! Dorado falls to the floor limp.
Bob: Ego’s got this one in the bag.
[ Ego set’s up the ladder in the center of the ring and starts to
climb it, but from the other side dorado starts to climb.]
Bob: This aint gonna end good for either guy.
[ Both men start to duel on top of the ladder, dorado though manages to
get the upper hand, dorado nails a huge right hand sending ego reeling but not
falling off, dorado then climbs up another step and somersualts voer ego but in
doing so hooks onto ego ala sunset flip style and slams ego down with a huge
susnset flip/powerbomb type move, both men are down!]
Bob: WHAT A HUGE MOVE BY DORADO!!!
Matt: Now that was a move!
[ In the ring dorado tries to rally up some energy by getting the crowd
into a chant, the crowd chanting dorado’s name, dorado grabs the ladder but
instead of climbing for the belt he set’s it up in the corner, dorado then
goes to egoand throwes him back first into the ladder in the corner, dorado then
grabs the chair and runs to the other corner, dorado then runs to ego and goes
to dropkick the chair into egos face but ego moves and the chair hits nothing
but ladder, dorado clowly get’s up clutching his knee but ego chop blocks
dorado down hard, ego then grabs dorado and slaps a hand around his neck, ego
then signals to the propped up ladder in the corner and *BAM* nails a huge
chokeslam onto the ladder in the corner sending dorado down in a ball of blood
and pain!!1]
Bob: MY GOPD EGO JUST CHOKESLAMMED DORADO DAMN NEAR THROUGH THAT DAMN
LADDER, THAT’S GOTTA BE ALL!
[ Ego then looks at the table and get’s yet another smile on his face,
ego set’s the table up in the opposite corner and signals for a super
powerbomb through the table, ego goes over to dorado, dorado though managed to
grab the chair in the ring and nails it into the stomach of ego, dorado then
puts the chair under egos chin and rams it into the ring forcing ego down and
cluthcing his throat!]
Bob: Ego might be finished here.
Matt: What the hell is dorado doing now???
[ Dorado goes to the opposite turnbuckle to the table and throws the
ladder back to the side of the ring, dorado then jumps to the top turnbuckle and
wipes away some of the blood from his face, ego’s face is now covered in blood
as he get’s back to his feet, ego turns around then from out of nowhere dorado
flips and nails the El Dorado Guillotine drop (Molly go round) Right onto ego,
the crowd let’s out a huge roar as dorado now set’s up the ladder and boots
ego to the corner of the ring.]
Bob: It’s all over, after the el dorado guillotine drop ego’s got
nothing!
Matt: We’re gonna have a new international champion bob.
[ Dorado starts to climb the ladder and get’s to the belt, the belt
starts to spin when dorado touches it, dorado then uses both hands to hold the
belt steady, but dorado starts to move away from the belt in mid air? We then
see that ego has dorado hoisted in the powerbomb position, then from the second
rung of the ladder ego let'’ out a cry and uses all his force to drive dorado
with a huge powerbomb right through the table set up!!!!! Dorado slumps down
lifeless in the corner as ego tries to shake away some of the blood from his
face!!!!!!!]
Bob: WHAT A HELLACIOUS POWERBOMB FROM EGO!!!!
Matt: If that aint all, I don’t know what.
[ Ego climbs the ladder slowly but it makes no difference the corner,
ego grabs a hold of his belt and drops to the canvas as the ref rings the bell!
Ego holds up the belt and looks out to the crowd with his blood soaked face, he
then looks at the crumpled heap that was dorado and smiles. Ego then exits as
the emt’s are helping dorado.]
Bob: Ego has done it folks and what a powerbomb that was.
Matt: yeah look at dorado now, he’s got nothing left.
Bob: We're ready for the United States Title Match! These fans are so ready for this match that they're already clamoring for Big O to come down to the ring!
[The Big O Theme starts to play on the loudspeakers as Joe Max steps out onto the ramp with Miss Demeanor. He stops and gives that trademark look out across the audience, and then makes his way down to the ring, rolling under the bottom rope and taking his place in his corner.]
Rez: Here comes the champion! He's running to the ring without any warning! Here comes Mr. Tequila!
Bob: Tequila slides into the ring and starts punching away at Joe Max Ontario with a vengeance!
[Tequila drops Ontario to the mat with a vicious right hand, and begins kicking him hard in the chest and abdomen. The referee pulls the US Title from his waist, and tosses it to the timekeeper's table. The bell rings.]
Bob: Tequila not wasting any time here tonight!
Rez: Look at his opponent! If he gives Ontario an inch, he'll take a mile! He has gold to fight for!
Bob: Ontario getting to his feet now as the referee pushes Tequila back.
[Joe Max Ontario reaches into his tights in clear sight of the ref, who immediately starts to check him for a weapon as Tequila backs into a corner, where Miss Demeanor stands on the apron waiting with a video cable. She wraps it around his throat, holds tight, and drops to the ringside floor.]
Rez: That vixen is turning the tides in this match! Ontario is stalling the ref!
Bob: Somebody get her out of here!
[Demeanor removes the cable and tosses it away as the referee begins to turn. Tequila is down on the mat trying to catch is breath, and the referee immediately looks at her questioningly. She responds with an obnoxious "What?" at Ontario starts stomping Tequila hard.]
Bob: Back and forth action here, but it looks like Tequila could have finished this quickly had it not been for Miss Demeanor!
Rez: No kidding, Bob! But it's not how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose! Remember that!
Bob: Ouch!
[Ontario pulls Tequila to his feet, sets him up, and delivers a fast snap suplex. The US Champion thunders off of the mat hard, bouncing a foot or so past the landing area. Ontario rolls him over, and sits down on Tequila's back, locking him into a recliner.]
Bob: Who is this coming out to the ring! Maybe somebody to control Demeanor!
Rez: Not likely! It's Chris Rickter!
Bob: What could he possibly want here?
Rez: Well, he IS one quarter owner of XWC, he can come and go as he pleases!
[Rickter walks down to ringside, still dressed in his dress pants, but without his coat. As the referee check Tequila for a tap out, Rickter walks around the ring, looks at the action, then heads to the time keeper's table. He grabs the ring bell and hammer, and walks over to the apron, where he pounds on it to get the referee's attention.]
Rickter: "CALL THE TAPOUT!"
Bob: He can't do that! This is an official sanctioned title match!
Rez: If he doesn't do it, he could lose his job!
[The referee looks at Ontario, who is still leaning back on Tequila with all his might, and at Tequila, who looks to be nearly unconscious. He turns, points to Rickter, who rings the bell. The Big O Theme starts to play again as Rickter drops the bell, grabs the title, and enters the ring to hand it to Ontario, who takes it with a scoul.]
Bob: This is outrageous!
Rez: I told you things would get interesting around here! Hahahah!
Bob: Wait a minute! Who's that at the ramp!?!?!?
Shane Steele: Wait a damn minute, Rickter! Don't nobody move a muscle!
[Steele and Jayson Phoenix step out onto the ramp with a short man in a grey suit. Steele has a mic, and Phoenix has a pen in his hand. The suited man holds a clipboard with a thick stack of papers cliped to it.]
Steele: That's right, Rickter! You see fans, like Mr. Rickter in the ring there, I am also a one quarter owner. The man with the pen, who you all know as Jayson Pheonix, has controlling interest, with the other half of the federation under his control. We had a little talk backstage, and well, Mr Phoenix needs a vacation. He wants some time away, while The Real Deal settles a few discipline problems here in the XWC!
Bob: Whoa! If that stack of papers is what I think it is......
[Rickter motions for a mic.]
Rickter: It doesn't matter what you do up there, because the match has already been decided. Write it down in the books, Joe Max Ontario defeated Mr. Tequila by submission for the United States Title!
Phoenix: No no no! You see Rickter, you wanted to bully me around?! You wanted to intimidate me? Well I've had enough! I have the right to do whatever I want with my share, my controlling share, of the interest, and as of right now (takes the pen and signs his name to the stack of paper) I have just made Shane Steele the CEO, President, and Chairman of the Board of the entire Coalition, including retroactive decisionmaking skills!
[Steele and Phoenix shake hands, both shake hands with the lawyer, and Phoenix and the lawyer exit stage left. Steele stands tall with the mic in his hand, looking at Rickter, who is dumbfounded.]
Rickter: This is complete bullshit Steele! You can't do this!
Steele: I'm afraid
I just did! Mr referee, bring that title to me, and Rickter, get the hell
out of the ring. The United States Title is officially held up, until a
rematch is scheduled! NOBODY CROSSES ME, RICKTER! Tequila, Ontario,
you two fought a great match. Your time will come, soon. Ladies and
gentlemen, enjoy the rest of the show!
Bob: Well,
after seeing all of THAT, we need to move on here folks, cause we go another
first here in XwC! Jazzy, the Valet for Mr. Silk will take on Melissa Dera,
XwC's lead reporter in a special challenge match.
Rez: This
is gonna be great. What do you think the odds are that one of them might
accedentaly have there clothes ripped off in the heat of battle?
Bob: I
wouldn't bet on it.
Rez: Damn!
(The Way I
Am hits on the loud speakers, and Jazzy emerges on the ramp, followed quickly by
Mr. Silk. They walk down the ramp and climbs the stairs. Silk holds the rop[es
for Jazzy to step through, and they both enter the ring and pose for the crowd.)
Bob: What
the hell s he doing down here?
Rez: He's
just gonna make sure it's a fair fight.
Bob: I
have a hard time beiving that he's here to try and MAINTAIN the rules
(The Way
You Like It by Adema plays next, and Melissa Dera come out to a huge pop from
the crowd. She waves and begins walking down the ramp, shaking hands the whole
way. She stops at ringside, and then begins staring at Jazzy and Silk. Jazzy
shouts some trash, but nothing can be heard over the roar of the crowd and the
loud music. Silk rolls out of the ring on the other, and Melissa steps up the
stairs to the ring. She quickly steps through the ropes, but Jazzy attacks her
quicker, and the bell rings.)
Bob: Silk
maybe more of a distraction that anything else during this match.
Rez: Silk
hasn't touched her, yet!
(Jazzy
grabs Melissa's hair and whips her to the mat. Jazzy then bounces off the ropes
and drops an elbow on Melissa's chest. Jazzy goes for the
cover....1.....2...Melissa kicks out. Jazzy then gets up and steps on Melissa's
hair. She grabs her arms and begins pulling up on her body, pulling her hair
forcefully. Jazzy then lets go and runs at the ropes, and then goes for another
elbow drop, but Melissa rolls out of the way, and Jazzy drops the elbow on the
mat.)
Bob: That
was a critical error by Jazzy. The lack of wrestling experiance is gonna start
showing through here.
Rez: Yeah,
but I'm getting turn on just by watching this.
Bob: Me,
and the thousands of people watching this didn't need to know that.
(Melissa
mounts some offense, and then mounts Jazzy. Melissa begin laying right hands
into the face of Jazzy. Melissa gets up and pulls Jazzy to her feet. She then
whips Jazzy into the corner. Melissa follows her in and gives her a weak
clothesline. Melissa then begins kicking Jazzy in the stomach, then grabs a hand
full of hair. Melissa slams Jazzy's head into the turnbuckle a few times, the
whips her into the center of the ring by her hair.)
Rez: Wow!
Melissa's really taking it to Jazzy!
Bob: Just
like she said she would.
(Melissa
walks over to Jazzy and drops an elbow. Melissa goes for a
cover....1......2.....Jazzy kicks out!)
Bob: That
Jazzy is a tough as nails, Matt!
Rez: Yeah,
but hse's still all gooey inside!
Bob: Thats
disgusting!
Rez: Yeah,
but so true.
(Jazzy and Melissa make to heir feet when sudenly, Silk jumps up on the ring apron and the ref goes to get him down. Jazzy takes this oppurtunity and rakes her finger nails across the back of Melissa. Jazzy then turns Melissa around and sets her up for a suplex. Jazzy suplex's Melissa, but Melissa rolls through and makes the cover....1......2.... Jazzy kicks out!)
Bob: That
was some mighty good technical wrestling there!
(The ref
goes to make sure Jazzy is ok, and Melissa goes to bounce off the ropes, but
Silkpulls down the bottom rope and Melissa goes crashing to the floor. Jazzy
distracts the ref while Silk picks up an out of it Melissa and rolls her back in
the ring. Jazzy goes for a cover.....1.......2.....Melissa kicks out!)
Bob: Are
you still gonna tell me that Silk is here to keep the order?
(Melissa
slowly makes it to her feet and Silk jumps up on the apron again. The ref goes
to admonish Silk as Jazzy and Melissa continue to fight in the ring. Suddnely,
Jayson Phoniex, former XwC President, comes running down the ramp! He runs to
ringside and drags Silk down from the ring apron. Silk and Phoniex slug it out
on the outside. Jazzy goes to whip Melissa into the corner, but Melissa counters
and kicks Jazzy in the stomach and drops her with a DDT. Melissa walks to the
corner, and climbs outside the ropes and up to the third turnbuckle.
She stops to look at the crowd for a second, and then leaps off for a 5
Star Frog Splash, hitting Jazzy squraely in the chest. Melissa goes for the
cover.....1........2......3! The ref helps Melissa up and raises her hans, when
suddenly, Silk comes from behind and nails Melissa with a forearm. Jazzy then
begins kicking Melissa in the stomach.)
Bob: Now
thats uncalled for. She just went through a match, and now she's getting
attacked by Silk.
(Suddenly,
Phoniex comes into the ring, and nails Silk in the back, knocking him down.
Phoniex then picks him up and whips him into the corner, then turns to face
Jazzy. The look of anger in his face sends Jazzy running, but Melissa grabs her
by her ankle, sending her falling on her face. Melissa picks her up and whips
her into the other corner, while Jayson whips Silk across the ring into Jazzy.
Jayson then grabs Melissa by the wrist, and they nod at each other. Melissa
whips Jayson, but he reverses it and sends Melissa flying into Silk, sandwiching
Jazzy in the corner. Silk falls to the mat and Jazzy wavers for a second, before
falling, and accidentally headbutting Silk in the crotch.)
Rez: Man
would I give anything to be where Silk is right now.
(Jayson
raises Melissa's hand and they walk out of the ring, hand in hand. Melissa stops
him on the ramp, and lays a huge kiss on him before turning to walk out. Jayson
just stands there, dumbfounded for a second before walking out of the arena.)
Bob: Not
bad for the first womens match in XwC?
Rez: I'm
extremely dissapointed that we didn't see any boobies!
[Hail to the Chief starts to play as Shane Steele steps out onto the ramp, with a cellphone in his hand. He hangs up as he stops, and pulls a mic from his pocket.]
Steele: The XWC Championship committee has just approved my new stipulation for this and all future Extreme Title fights! As soon as the bell rings to start this match, the Extreme Title will be defended 24 hours a day, 7 days a week! In the airport, on the bus! In the showers, in the ring! Whoever holds that belt will have to be able to defend it any time, even if an opponent busts in on your wedding, you better take off your bowtie, and get ready to fight! Zero, Tidal Wave, I trust you won't dissapoint me!
[Steele exits as the fans go nuts once again. His music is drowned out by a sea of noise, as Zero and Tidal Wave are shown on the XtremeTron fighting out in the parking lot!]
Bob: They didn't even wait for the bell!
[Bell rings.]
Rez: Thank you! Finally, the Extreme Title is a full time job! Zero is putting up almost no offense, Tidal Wave is hitting him with punch after punch!
[Tidal Wave irish whips Zero into the front fender of a large sedan, and rolls him up on the hood. He climbs up there with him, and sets Zero up for a pumphandle slam! He lifts Zero up, hoists him onto his shoulder, and slams him hard into the roof and windshield, shattering the glass and crushing the sheetmetal like a coke can.]
Bob: Tidal Wave really wants the Extreme Title! He's manhandling Zero out there!
Rez: They say the hungriest competitor will always win! Tidal Wave looks starving!
{Tidal Wave grabs Zero by the hair and pulls him off of the car, dragging him across the parking lot and into the cargo unloading area. TW grabs a wooden palette, and slams it hard down on Zero's back, before landing hard on top of him with a senton splash. The wood splinters into pieces as Tidal Wave continues his assault on the Extreme Champion.]
Bob: Tidal Wave goes for a cover!
Referee: 1.....2.....
Rez: Zero barely kicks out!
Bob: Tidal Wave looks really frustrated! He's throwing Zero around like a rag doll, and still Zero kicks out!
[Tidal Wave whistles out loud, and his valet Katie runs into the room! TW tells her to fire up the forklift, and he rolls Zero onto another wooden palette as she drives the lift across the room. TW pulls Zero up into position for the H20 Baldo Bomb, as she lifts both men up high into the air!]
Bob: This is nuts! They must be 15 feet in the air! Tidal Wave sets up Zero!
Rez: And he releases the ragdoll high in the air! Zero crashing down on a stack of empty plywood boxes!
Bob: Katie is lowering Tidal Wave now, but it's not fast enough for him! He jumps, and lands an elbow drop right on Zero's chest! The referee makes the count!
Referee:1...2......3!
Rez: Tidal Wave is the new Extreme Champion! He takes the belt from the referee, and hugs Katie! He sets her down and starts to celebrate...
Bob: What's this! Tidal Wave has the belt high in the air, barely able to stand, and he just got plowed! Who is that!?
Rez: It looks like Alex Raines! He's all over Tidal Wave like white on rice!
Bob: There's no way Tidal Wave could fend off that attack from behind! Raines sets Tidal Wave up for the Raine Drop!
[Raines struggles to lift the 300 plus pounder up onto his shoulders for the death valley driver, but he nails the move right on concrete, and goes for the quick cover.]
Ref: 1....2....3!!!!
Bob: And almost as soon as he won it, Tidal Wave lost the Extreme Title to Raines! Raines grabs the belt and runs backstage! Somebody get a camera after him!
[Within seconds, a camera is following him down the hall to Steele's office. He busts the door open, and drops the belt on Steele's desk.
Raines: "There you go. I think this little hunk of metal gets me out of the battle royal, right?
[Steele looks surprized, yet amused that Raines would find the loophole so quickly.]
Steele: That's right, Alex. I can't put you up for a title when you already hold one, plus I know that you're still waiting for your partner to come back to the ring. Now get out of here. I have bigger fish to fry.
[Steele smiles as Alex pulls his Extreme Title up from the table, tosses it over his shoulder, and struts out of the room as Steele nods his head side to side.]
Bob: Here we are folks, it's time for the Tag Team Battle Royal! The contestants are coming to the ring one by one!
Rez: This is a fight to the finish for the last two men!
[Damien, Bryce Trayden, Hellhole, Jason Hernendez, Shawn Lee, Mr. Silk, Danny Dawson, Trendkiller, Chris Vicious, and Carbon are all in the ring. Some are talking before the bell, making alliances, while others, like Damien, stay to theirselves. The bell rings.]
Bob: And here we go! It looks like Trayden and Hellhole are trading rights, while the team of Hernendez and Lee are going right after Silk and Dawson! Vicious and Carbon are double teaming the Trendkiller!
Rez: They better tripleteam him! He's one tough dude!
[Hernendez and Lee double dropkick Silk and Dawson, who both go over the top rope, but land on the apron. Trendkiller is on his feet, and runs to the ropes, clotheslining Carbon over the top to the floor. Chris Vicious attacks him from behind, but Trendkiller turns slowly, grabs him by the throat, and lifts him high into the air. Instead of chokeslamming him to the floor, he takes his free hand, and backslaps Vicious with it, releasing him, and sending him out to land on top of Carbon.]
Bob: Carbon and Vicious are gone!
Rez: Who cares about THEM, did you see that quick recovery from Silk and Dawson?
[Hellhole is overpowering the smaller Trayden, nailing him with several vicious forearm shots to the back of the neck and head, before dumping him hard onto the mat with a scoop slam. Trayden scrambles through Hellhole's legs and nails him with a fist to the nuts, which sends the big man down onto the top rope on his neck. Trayden wraps his muscular arms around Hellhole's neck and squeezes.]
Bob: Bryce Trayden not going down without a fight! Here comes Trendkiller!
Rez: Uh oh!
[Trendkiller kicks Trayden off of Hellhole, and helps the big man to his feet. He gives Hellhole a few words, and both men kick Trayden in the gut, grab him around the waist, and dump him to ringside with a double powerbomb.]
Bob: Bryce Trayden is gone!
Rez: It looks like the two big men have formed a team!
[TK and HH sit back as Silk, Dawson, Hernendez and Lee continue to go back and forth as teams. Silk and Dawson are working Lee over hard in the corner, while an exhausted Hernendez lays flat on the mat, lifeless after missing a top rope move. Trendkiller walks over to Hernendez, grabs him by the hair with both hands, and tosses him over the top like a sack of garbage, before tearing into the team of Silk and Dawson.]
Bob: Trendkiller is a force to be reckoned with!
Rez: And he just tossed Silk across the ring!
[Hellhole picks up Silk and starts to lift him into a gorilla press, but Trendkiller charges across the ring, and spears Hellhole and Silk into the ropes, grabbing Hellhole by the legs, and flipping him over the top out to the floor. The bell rings.]
Bob: The new tag team champions are Trendkiller and Shawn Lee! Hellhole is furious at ringside!"
Rez: He shouldn't be! He should know never to trust anybody when gold is on the line!
[The referee hands a belt to both men, and Lee looks at Trendkiller cautiously, while the big man lets out his best attempt at a smile.]
Bob: What a match!
[The hell in a cell is lowered. The camera then focuses on the display
case next to the ring where the brand new XWC WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP is
being held. The cell is lowered around the ring and the cameras cut to Bob and
Matt.]
Bob: Well matt this is what we’ve been waiting for all night, the
match to decide the first ever world heavyweight champion. And what a match this
is going to be, big bad marc callus get’s his shot and so does the couragous
sledge.
Bob: Well we’ve got the cell ready, the world title is ready in that
display case, now all we need is the violence to come!
[ ‘unforgiven” By Metallica hits
and the fans start to get rowdy as the first man in this match makes his way to
the ring, “The Irish Wrecking Machine” Marc Callus walks down to the cell
and starts to pull at the walls making sure they aren’t going to budge, when
he’s satisfied callus enters the cell and awaits his opponent.]
Bob: It’s almost like callus is foaming at the mouth for this
opportunity matt.
Matt: Well these are two former psw and dwf guys so this showdown is
going to be great.
[ “It’s going down” By the X-ecutioners hits the speakers and the
fans cheer as sledge runs straight for the cell and jumps into the door, the
door is then locked and the bell rings as sledge dives at callus, sledges
shoulder blocks callus into the corner but callus fights back with a double axe
handle then throws sledge back, sledge attacks again but is nailed down by a
huge clothesline, sledge manages to get back to his feet fast and dives at
callus sending him against the ropes and the cell, sledge then nails a right
hand and backs up before nailing a side kick sending marc back into the cell
more, sledge then grabs callus head and tries to ram it into the cell but callus
blocks it and rams sledges’ head right into the cell sending sledge down.]
Bob: Man I havent seen sledge like this ever, he’s going at 110
percent.
Matt: Yeah, well that pretty face of his just got messed up by Callus.
[Callus then lays in a boot to Sledge but Sledge holds onto Callus’
boot. Sledge then dragon screws
Callus down hard, Sledge mounts Callus and lays in right hand after right hand
before callus nudges sledge off, callus then starts to lay some right hands of
his own before being backed up into the corner again, sledge nails a few
shoulder blocks before waiting for callus to come out of the corner, sledge then
hits a nice arm drag take down right into the arm bar on callus, callus starts
to let out a scream of pain but out muscles sledge and releases the hold.]
Bob: Man this match is living up to all the hype matt.
Matt: Definately.
[Sledge gets back to his feet and nails another arm drag onto callus but
this time waits for callus to get to his feet, sledge then goes for a hip toss
but callus blocks it and nails a ferocious clothesline!]
Bob: The power is definantly on callus’ side tonight matt.
[Callus waits for sledge to get up then tackles sledge into the corner
and levels sledge with ahuge shoulder block after another, callus then as if
imitating sledge nails a huge arm drag takeover followed up by the arm bar,
sledge through rolls out of the move and locks on a single leg crab to callus,
callus quickly pushes off slesge and nails him down with a right hand.]
Bob: Nice technical skills by these two men.
Matt: Screw skills we wanna see some carnage!
[ Callus drags sl;edge up by the hair and starts to scrape sledges face
on the mesh of the cell, sledge is busted open now as callus continues to scrape
the face of sledge against the wire, callus then lets go and hoists up sledge
for a powerslam but throws sledge head first into the cell folding up sledge in
between the cell and the ropes.]
Bob: man sledge is a bloody mess now.
[ Callus picks up sledge but sledge counters, sledge sends callus into
the turnbuckle then goes for a spear, callus dodges it but sledge stops before
he hits the turnbuckle, sledge turns around and just misses a big boot by
callus, sledge then bounces off the ropes and levels callus with a huge spear!
Sledge covers callus 1…2 but callus fights out of the pin.]
Bob: Sledge ohh so close to the world title.
[ Sledge picks up callus this time and throws him into the call, sledge
then starts to scrape callus’ face across the mesh, callus starts to bleed
slightly but elbows sledge poff before too much damage could happen. Callus then
nails a boot to the mid section then calls for the Wrecking ball (Last ride)
Sledge drops to his knees and counters the wrecking ball with a double leg
takedown, s;ledge flips over right into the cover 1…2… NOO CALLUS KICKS
OUT!]
matt: great show here bob.
Bob: It sure is and sledge nearly had the world title with that
counter!!!!
[Callus gets up angrily and levels sledge down, callus then grabs sledge
in the gutwrench position and hoists Sledge up, callus then levels a hard
powerbomb to sledge. Sledge is in some pain now as callus makes his first cover
1…2.. SLEDGE KICKS OUT!]
Bob: Now Callus on the offense.
[Callus picks up sledge and whips him into the ropes, callus nails a
huge tilt-a-whirl slam right onto sledge, callus then follows it up with an
elbow drop then hooks a leg 1..2…AGAIN SLEDGE KICKS OUT!]
Bob: Great resilience by sledge here.
[Callus gets up looking angry and starts to threaten the ref, from
behind though Sledge grabs Callus’ head and nails him down with a variation of
a reverse ddt ( Edges Edge-o-Matic) Sledge
then heads up to the top rope but Callus gets up quick, Callus then shoves
Sledge head first into the cell and Sledges foot is caught in the ropes.]
Matt: Now it’s time for Callus to have some fun.
[ Callus grabs sledges head and wrenches back in the ropes causing
sledge some severe pain, callus then lets go of the hold and repeatedly stomps a
boot to the face of sledge over and over again, sledge finally gets free of the
ropes and slumps down, callus drags sledge to the middle of the ring and makes
the cover.]
Matt: This’ll be it.
[ 1…2…NOO SLEDGE KICKED OUT!!!!]
Bob: How the hell did sledge kick out of that???
[ Callus then signals for the wrecking ball again and hoists up sledge,
sledge though grabs a hold of the top of the cell and boots callus away, callus
comes back but if booted away again, the third time callus tries sledge jumps
down onto callus's shoulders and hurracanranas callus down, sledge quickly
with the cover 1….2……NOOO CALLUS BARELY KICKED OUT!]
Bob: Man what a move and what a kick out from callus!
[ Sledge and callus both get up at the same time and a slugfest starts,
sledge seems to gain control but callus levels sledge with a headbutt.]
Bob: Ouch!
[ Callus drags sledge up again and locks a full nelson on sledge, sledge
then low blows callus, sledge spins around callus and locks on a full nelson,
SATANATION!!! SATANATION FROM SLEDGE!!!! Sledge hooks both legs and wrenches
back on the cover 1…..2……3…NOOOO!!!!]
Matt: CALLUS GOT A SHOULDER UP!
[Callus barely got one inch off the canvas and sledge looks up at the
ref as to say “What do I have to do to beast this guy” Sledge pulls his hair
back revealing a blood soaked face, sledge then calls for the satanation again
but this time callus spins out of the move and boots sledge in the stomach,
callus then hoists up sledge and *BAM* THE WRECKING BALL RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE RING!!!!! Callus hooks a leg 1…..2……3….WAIT!]
Bob: SLEDGE GOT HIS SHOULDERS UP IN TIME!!!!
Matt: Jesus Christ All Mighty what will it take to keep these guys
down!!!
[Both men fall to the mat out of sheer exhaustion, and Callus is on his
feet first. He walks up to the
bloody head of Sledge, and rakes his eyes and cut forehead with both boots,
before nailing an elbowdrop and then pulling Sledge to his feet.]
Matt: I wish Callus wouldn’t play with Sledge like this!
Put him away!
Bob: He hasn’t been able to do it yet!
Sledge always kicks out! Oh
no!
[Sledge hits Callus with a low blow from his knees, and grabs Callus by
the hair, pulling himself to his feet. He
nails the big man with three rights to the face, and runs the ropes!
He tries for a spear, but Callus catches his midsection, and sets Sledge
into a standing headscissors.]
Bob: Here comes aonther Wrecking Ball!
Matt: This is sick!
[Callus lifts Sledge into the air above his head, hoists him into the
elevated position, and instead of dropping him on the mat, starts to walk around
the ring, looking for a good crash location. He walks over to a cell wall, and slams Sledge hard into the
wall once, but holds onto the body to do it again, before turning around and
finally powerbombing him hard to the mat.]
Bob: That is the single nastiest move I’ve ever seen from Callus!
He’s going for the cover!
Ref: 1……2……..3!!!!!!
Matt: Callus has done it! He
is the XWC World Heavyweight Champion!
Bob: They’re lifting the Cell up above the ring now, and Jess is
checking on her man! Wait a minute,
who is this coming to the ring? It’s
Trendkiller, and two men I’ve never seen before! Callus is waving them into the ring!
Matt: Oh no! Here comes the
Renegades! Tequila and Twiztid Ego
are trying to make the save!
[Callus pushes Jess over to Trendkiller, who grabs her by the arms as
Callus lifts Sledge up to his feet, slapping him to help him gain consciousness.
As Sledge starts to come around, they exchange people, and Trendkiller
locks Sledge into a camel clutch. Callus
grabs Jess by the arm.]
Bob: Jess just spit in Marc Callus’s face! He reaches back to hit her!
Look at Sledge struggling against Trendkiller’s grip!
He’s only seeing red!
Matt: Callus just set Jess up for the Wrecking Ball!
Tequila and Ego are trying to fight through the two men at ringside, and
Tequila slides through as Callus lifts her into the air!
[Callus seems distracted by something, and he stalls with Jess high in the air.]
Bob: Tequila rolls into the ring to save her from the impact! He stretches out his arms and catches her as Callus sends her to the mat!
Matt: This is crazyness! Trendkiller
dumps Sledge out to ringside where Tequila, Jess and Twiztid Ego, swinging a
chair, wait furiously. The two men
from ringside slide into the ring, and as the referee holds the belt for Callus,
the Champion snatches it out of his grip, lifting it high into the air.
Bob: I’m getting word that the unidentifiable men are Brimstone and
Wolf! It’s practically a BFF
reunion in the ring, as Callus, Trendkiller, Wolf, and Brimstone stand side by
side, before walking to the four corners of the ring to taunt the crowd from the
turnbuckles.
Matt: Look at Tequila and Ego! They’re
having to pull Sledge back from going after Callus again!
Bob: Sledge has snapped! Those guys just crossed the line, trying
to hurt his girlfriend like that! This is only the beginning folks!
Tune in to the next Breakdown to see what happens next!
For Matt Reznor, I'm Bob Jackson saying goodnight
from Madison Square Garden, and kids, don't try these moves at home!
Goodnight!!
