PCMCIA     People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms 
      
 ISDN       It Still Does Nothing
      
 APPLE      Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity 
      
 SCSI       System Can't See It
      
 DOS        Defunct Operating System
      
 BASIC      Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control 
      
 IBM        I Blame Microsoft
      
 DEC        Do Expect Cuts
      
 CD-ROM     Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months 
      
 OS/2       Obsolete Soon, Too
      
 WWW        World Wide Wait
      
 MACINTOSH  Most Applications Crash; If Not, the           
            Operating System Hangs
      
 PENTIUM    Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect           
            Understanding of Mathematics
      
 COBOL      Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language 
      
 AMIGA      A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
      
 LISP       Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses 
      
 MIPS       Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed 
      
 WINDOWS    Will Install Needless Data On Whole System   
      
 GIRO       Garbage In Rubbish Out
      
 MICROSOFT  Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our           
            Software Only Fools Teenagers
      
 RISC       Reduced Into Silly Code