Food for Thought...
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops. 
On my desk I have a workstation.......

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men. 
The other 999 are followers of women.

When a man opens the door of his car for his 
wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the 
car is new or the wife.

A sunday school teacher asked a little boy, 
"Johnny where is God?" "In the bathroom of my 
house," replied Johnny. "why do u say that?" 
inquired the shocked teacher. "Because every 
morning my daddy pounds on the door and says: 
"My God, are you still there?"

The teacher, during an English lesson, asked 
the students: "Now tell me what do you call a 
person who keeps on talking when people are no 
longer interested?" A student in the back row 
replied "A Teacher".

Be nice to people until you have made your 
first million bucks. After that people will be 
nice to you...

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella 
when the sun is shinning and wants it back the 
minute it begins to rain.  

Bank accounts are like toothpaste:easy to take 
out but hard to put back.

The doctor is the only man who can tell a woman 
to take off all her clothes and then send the 
bill to her husband.

Every man should have a hobby - but make sure 
your wife doesn't know about her.