_Life's Hard Questions_

*Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and
 drive?
*Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds?
*Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
*Why are there flotation devices under airplane seats instead of parachutes?
*Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
*Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
*How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work?
*If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the
 doors?
*If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
*If buttered toast always lands side down on the floor and a cat always lands
 on its feet, what happens if you tie a piece of buttered toast to the back of
 a cat and drop it?
*If you are driving at the speed of light and turn on your headlights, what
 happens?
*Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
*Why is it that when you transport something by a car it is called a shipment,
 and when you transport something by ship it is called cargo?
*Why don't they make the whole airplane out of the same substance as the
 indestructible black box?
*Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn the
 radio down?
*Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
*Whay are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
*What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of an airplane?
*If fire fighters fight fires, and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom 
 fighters fight?
*If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
*If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
*When a Governor is in a gubernatorial race, shouldn't that make him a
 Gubernor?
*Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?