Yo.

I'm Michael, and I'm helping out Jon, or Xelloss Metalman, or whatever he's calling himself these days by making this Trigun webpage that You, you lucky person have clicked on. However, while I do admire you courage at coming to this wonderful webpage and reading my inane ramblings, I don't think that you deserve the privelege to contact me. If you do, you can contact me at this address. But before I tell you about Trigun, I'd like to tell you about myself. I am rabid lemur, I like to gnaw on Rubik's cubes, speak l337 in chat rooms, and I have psychic powers. Ha. So there. On to the content...(By the way, this page is continually under construction in HTML code so don't expect much flashy stuff. Web editors are for wimps.)

Um. Yes. Below is a picture of Vash as he actually is, instead of all the ubercool stuff that people like to see in anime. That is, ladies and gentlemen, a sandwich that his mouth is about to intercept.