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Vince McMahon is standing in the ring. J.R walks down the ramp with Jerry “The King” Lawler, Tazz and Michael Cole. They all get into the ring. Shane McMahon’s music hits and he dances his way out and down to the ring. Stephanie McMahon’s music hits and she walks down to the ring in her business suit smiling. They each get fitted with microphones and then the officials bring in two barrels of names on pieces of paper. One is blue, which they position in front of Shane McMahon and the other barrel is red, which they put in front of Stephanie McMahon. Vince McMahon starts the night off, “Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen, and welcome to the first ever XWE draft. We are all pleased that you have turned your televisions on tonight to witness the history making event in wrestling entertainment.” The officials bring seven chairs into the ring for each person that is occupying the ring. They all take a seat and Vince continues, “All of the XWE superstars are occupying two rooms backstage. Unleashed in one room and Aggression in the other. We all know that five superstars from each show will be drafted tonight so once their names are called, they will come out and sit with their new General Manager. Shane McMahon will start the night off with his first pick after the break… Oh, and just one more thing… just to clear up all confusion, no one is safe tonight. Champions can switch shows therefore making their title become vacant and even our very own General Managers and commentators can change as well.” As the draft comes back from the break, the camera shows the nervous tension that is building inside the two rooms where the wrestlers are being held. The camera comes back and focuses on Shane McMahon. He says, “I just have to start off the night by saying that I am glad that Aggression won last night at Massacre. There is only one thing I have to say to Steph, and that is that I am very happy for her and her superstars. And yes, that is what I will refer to them as now, because they proved themselves very well*Stephanie Interuppts* " Shane dont go kissing my ass just because ur superstarts got there asses kicked, You talked so much junk just to lose to your lil sister, Lets just get Back to the Draft now, Shane Continues to speak, I am not looking for anyone particular tonight. Even if I get one of the low rated superstars on Aggression I will be happy, and I am sure that Stephanie feels the same.” Shane spins the barrel and when it stops he reaches in and pulls out a blue piece of paper with an Aggression superstars name on it. He says, “The first person that will come to Unleashed in the first ever draft is… Shannon Moore!!!” The camera focuses on Shannon in the Aggression room. He stands up and makes his way out to the stage. His music hits and he walks down to the ring. He gets in and shakes Shane’s hand and then he sits down behind Shane. Stephanie spins her barrel around and when it stops she pulls out a red piece of paper with an Unleashed superstars name on it. She says, “The first person that will come to Aggression in the first ever draft is…” She looks over at Shane and smiles, “… The Heart-Break-Kid, Shawn Michaels.” The camera goes into the Unleashed room and HBK is looking stunned. Shane gets out of his seat and says, “This can’t happen. Shawn is one of the best superstars on Unleashed. You can’t take him away.” Vince says, “Of course she can. You both signed the contract clearly stating that any superstar can be drafted.” Shane, “Fine, but you just watch out. I’ll get one of your good ones.” Shawn gets out of his chair slowly and walks slowly to the door. He opens it and walks out to the stage. His music hits and he just walks down the ramp and into the ring. Stephanie McMahon gets out of her chair and holds her hand out for HBK to shake it, but he just walks straight past he and demands to be given a microphone. The officials give him one and Stephanie sits down to listen to what Shawn has to say. He says, “I cannot believe that this is happening… Not even in my wildest dreams would I think about me changing shows. I am only the showstopper on one show and I will only ever be the showstopper on that show. This cannot be happening… First, my World Heavyweight Championship gets taken away from me by Shane McMahon and the other members of the match at Massacre last night.” He looks over at Shane and continues, “but I know that I can get another shot at that title because I am a great wrestler. That is my passion. Even though Shane announced that I couldn’t be in the World title match this week on Unleashed, it doesn’t mean I hate him. I agree. I have had the title for long enough and it is time for someone else to have a reign. But as I said before, I know that I will win it again. I would give anything to continue my career as a professional wrestler on Unleashed.” Vince has a talk with Stephanie and Shane for about a minute then he says, “I’m sorry Shawn, but the contract that both of the G.M’s signed says that no matter what, once a name has been read, they have been drafted to the other show. Your name has already been put on the Aggression roster. But I am sure that you will do great things over at Aggression.” Stephanie gets up again to shake HBK’s hand but he shakes her hand and takes a seat. Vince says, “Now, if you are wondering, both shows have to pick five superstars to be drafted. Four of them are male and the last one is a diva. The barrels that you see in front of the G.M’s at the moment only contain the names of the male superstars on the shows. We will now bring out the diva barrels and have the G.M’s pick their one diva.” Shane spins the diva barrel around and when it stops he reaches in and grabs his piece of paper out. He says, “Well, this diva hasn’t had much action on Aggression but she sure will on my show… Jacqueline.” In the room Jacqueline jumps out of her seat and runs all the way to the ring. She runs into the ring and shakes everyone’s hand in there. She sits down and tries to calm herself. Stephanie spins the barrel and reaches in and grabs out the piece of paper. She says, “Well, well, well… She is one of the most knowable XWE divas around. She only competed in a match 24 hours ago at Massacre…” In the Unleashed room, Lita and Nidia look straight at each other, “… I’m sorry, but I have to break up one of the romances brewing on your show Shane… Nidia.” Nidia gets out of her seat and starts crying. Lita has a look of relief on her face while Nidia hugs and kisses Test. Randy Orton walks up to Nidia and says, “It was nice having you here. I really enjoyed your company.” He walks off and starts laughing. Nidia cries harder and harder. She doesn’t want to let go of Test, so he looks into the camera and says, “She will only go if I go with her.” Shane says, “Well unless your name is drawn out, you aint going anywhere. Nidia, get your ass out her now.” She lets go of Test and waves goodbye. She cries while she walks all the way down to the ring. She gets in and walks straight past Stephanie, who had her hand out for Nidia to shake, and she sits down next to Shawn Michaels.” Vince, “O.K, that’s it for the divas. All the rest of you women are safe. After the break we will move straight back onto the male wrestlers.” When the show returns, the camera is focusing on both of the Unleashed and Aggression divas that didn’t get drafted having a few drinks in a separate room. The camera comes back into the ring and Shane says, “Well sis, you seem to be getting all of the superstars on my show that want to stay with me. It seems that your superstars didn’t give a damn that they were drafted… Anyway…” His arm dives into the barrel and he brings out the paper, “… I wonder if he can dig being on my show… Booker T.” Booker gets out of his chair in the Aggression room and makes his way out to the ring. “CAN YOU DIG IT… SUCKA!!!” His music hits and he walks down to the ring. He grabs a microphone and says, “Hey Shane, I aint to happy being on your show you superstars lost lastnight dog and that aint cool cause booker dont wanna be on no whack show, But i know about this contract thing and i gotta stay so just move out my way and lemmy take a damn seat *Booker t pushes shane out his way and takes a seat next to Jacqueline and the camera goes back to Stephanie. She digs her hand into the barrel and grabs a piece of paper right from the very bottom. She says, “If you think Jacqueline hasn’t been used very much on my show, you can think the same about this Unleashed wrestler… Scott Steiner.” Scott gets up and walks out without talking. The sirens starts and he comes out. He walks into the ring and shakes Stephanie’s hand. She looks over at Shane and grins. “I will put him to good use on my show.” Shane grabs another piece out of the barrel and says, “… Ah… Chris Jericho.” He makes his way to the ring and shakes Shane’s hand as well as Vince’s. He sits next to Booker T. Stephanie looks a bit annoyed at the moment as she spins her barrel really hard. She stops it suddenly and all of the papers fly out. Vince says, “Stephanie, without looking, reach down and pick up a piece of paper.” She reaches down. Shane gets down on his hands and knees and shuffles the bits of paper around. Stephanie grabs the paper and stands up. She smiles and says, “This superstar is going to be huge on Aggression… the Big Show.” “Weeeel, well it’s the Big Show.” The Big Show walks out of the room and down to the ring. He walks up the stairs and into the ring. He grabs a microphone and says, “Well, well, well… I am getting drafted to Aggression. Lucky me. I would rather not to be on any show. Both of your shows are pathetic. Shane, you never even gave me a chance to prove what I can do until last night, so I am glad to be off your show. And Stephanie… don’t you start smiling at Shane, because I know for a fact that Aggression is where minors play and I don’t look like a minor to you, do I? I just want to let you know Stephanie that I…” Shane Douglas’ music hits and he walks down to the ring. He snatches the microphone off Big Show and says, “Listen here Show, there has been a rivalry between these two shows ever since we started. And Aggression did prove that they could defeat Unleashed last night, so theoretically Aggression is the real deal. I am a proud Aggression superstar and I think of myself as being one of the best superstars in the XWE. There might be a few people on Aggression that don’t want you here, but I can honestly say that I welcome you to Aggression… BUT, if I hear one more word out of your mouth about minors in Aggression, I’ll whoop your ass in this very ring.” Vince says, “Listen Shane, you don’t need to be out here. The trade has been confirmed. If the Big Show doesn’t like it, he has plenty of other options… But thankyou for welcoming him so politely.” Shane Douglas walks back up the ramp watching Big Show all the way. Big Show finally goes and shakes hands with Stephanie McMahon and he sits next to Scott Steiner. Vince, “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is going to be Shane and Stephanie’s last pick for the draft tonight.” Shane reaches into the barrel. He brings out two pieces of the folded paper. Vince walks over and tells Shane to pick one. Shane gives the one that he doesn’t want to Vince who opens it and sees who was on it and then Shane opens his paper and says, “The last person to get drafted to Unleashed tonight is… Charlie Haas.” He walks out of the room and down to the ring. He grabs a mic and says, “See, unlike Show, I am glad that I have changed shows. I can start fresh and I will be surrounded by talent wherever I go. I just can’t believe that now I will be around all of the famous superstars like, Goldberg, The Undertaker and The Hardy Boyz, and Randy Orton…” Randy Orton’s music starts and he gets on stage. He says, “Charlie, I am glad that this is all over. I am still Hardcore champion, Test has lost his bitch, and I was victorious last night at Massacre thanks to my lovely wife, Monique Orton. Anyway, it is a real honour to have you and all the rest of you here. Especially you Chris. You’re looking like a great challenge for my title. Chris gets up and says, “Randy, your title is worth nothing to me. I know I am hardcore and I don’t need nothing to prove it, what I do like but is the United States Championship.” Randy, “Jericho, you’re new here, so sit down and let me finish what I was saying. Anyway, it is going to be…” “IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEL, WHAT THE ROCK, IS COOKING” The Rock comes out with his new United States title around his waist, and holds Randy’s arm that is holding the microphone, up to his mouth. He says, “Chris, you are new here, as this fine gentleman pointed out. But I know that you want my championship… So this Saturday on Unleashed, it will be Y2J versus The Rock for the United States Championship. Now IF you win it on Saturday night, you will be the second fastest person to win the U.S title after they have started their career on Unleashed. And you all know who the person in first place is. I only came back to wrestling last night and I walk out of the building the new U.S Champ.” Jericho, “Yeah, that’s nice, but everyone knows I will win it, and you’ll be the fastest person to lose the Unites States championship once winning it.” Jericho smiles at The Rock. The Rock, “Listen here kid, I will smack the lips off your face as soon as you step foot in that ring…” Stephanie, “EXCUSE ME!!! I HAVE TO PICK THE LAST PERSON TO GET DRAFETD TO AGGRESSION. SO CHRIS, SIT DOWN!!! RANDY AND ROCK, GO BACK TO THAT SMELLY LOCKER ROOM NOW!!!!!! Randy and the Rock go back and Chris sits down. Stephanie, “OK, I can pick now.” She bends down and picks up a bit of paper. She says without hesitation, “Chris Benoit.” Everyone in the Unleashed locker room is stunned. Coach is in there and he asks Christian why every one is so shocked. Christian says, “Because we didn’t expect Shawn and Chris to both go tonight.” Benoit walks out on stage and into the ring. He walks up to Stephanie and shakes her hand. He sits down and then Vince says, “OK Ladies and Gentlemen, we are running short on time, we are going to have to cut it there. Is there anything else the General Managers want to say?” Shane says, “I guess all I have to say is to tune in on Saturday night to Unleashed where you will see the rematch of the World heavyweight Championship between Goldberg and Destroyer and also you will see, one of our newest members in a match for the United States Championship. It will be The Rock VS Chris Jericho.” Vince, “Stephanie.” Stephanie, “I Just want to say that since the big show feels that aggresion is for "Minors" Lets see how he does this week when he takes on KANE!!!, *Kanes Theme music hits and kane comes down and gets into the ring, The Big show stands up and looks kane in the eyes, Stephanie Mcmahon leaves the ring and kane follows her* Shane, “I have one more thing to say, who was the other person that I drew out before?” Vince goes into his pocket and pulls out the piece of paper. He opens it up and says, “Kane.” Kane Looks at shane mcmahon and then looks at his title on his his arm and look at stephanie mcmahon, Stephanie mcmahon nods her head and kane sets the ring to fire and shane runs outta the ring, Stephanie mcmahon laughs and the camera goes off |