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| Cameras are viewing the outside of the Rogers Center in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. The cameras then flow inside the building. It scans across the crowd and shows thousands of fans cheering and screaming. All of a sudden orange fireworks go off from each side of the titantron and silver pyros explode off each four sides of the turnbuckles. Some orange and silver confetti falls down from the ceiling as the crowd looks up and enjoys the sparkling beauty. As the confetti begins falling down, the official XWE Rampage theme song begins to play.
“Thank you, thank you, thank you, you’re far too kind. Now can I get an encore, do you want more. Cookin’ raw with the Rampage crew. So for one last time I need yall to roar. Now what the hell are you waiting for. So for one last time fans make some noise!” The crowd begins to go crazy, waiting for the show to start. The theme song plays until it’s almost done. It then fades and everything gets quiet. Just then the arena goes dim and an orange glow appears on the ramp. “I’m all grown up. Now and I’ve listened and learned. A true star and I’m finally gettin’ my turn.” Every single fan in the arena jumps off their seats and begins to roar at the sound of the famous theme song of Stephanie McMahon… The CEO of Xtreme Wrestling Entertainment. She appears on the top of the ramp with one hand on her hip and the other holding a microphone. She eyes the crowd while nodding slightly. Stephanie McMahon then begins walking down the ramp as the lights catch her shadow. She climbs up the steel steps and enters the ring under the middle rope. She puts the microphone to her mouth and the fans quiet down. Stephanie McMahon: “I didn’t expect it to be this live out here in Toronto, Ontario, Canada… But this is awesome!” The fans begin to cheer again. Stephanie McMahon: “I’m out here to let you all know that Rampage has begun! This is a new era in XWE and it is going to be great! New roster, new show, you guys are going to love it! I don’t want to delay any longer. As you all know, a new show would obviously have new titles. So I’m going to take this time to introduce the XWE Rampage Championships!” Stephanie looks towards a table covered with a black cloth. She walks up to it and pulls the cloth off of the tables revealing the XWE Championships. The crowd lets out a short ‘oooh’ and an ‘awe’ before the CEO begins to speak again. Stephanie McMahon: “Feast your eyes on all this gold!” She walks up to one of the titles and picks it up. Stephanie McMahon: “Damn this is heavy…” She drops her hand a little, and then puts the title on her shoulder as the fans let out a small laugh. Stephanie McMahon: “This baby right here is what I call the XWE International Championship!!! This title is similar to the U.S and the IC titles from Unleashed and Aggression. No more explanation is needed.” Stephanie sets that title back on the table and then picks up another one. Stephanie McMahon: “Now I’m going to pick up the pace because I know your fans are anxious to meet your new roster. But this title is the XWE Freestyle Championship. How should I explain this? Well its like a mix of the Hardcore title and the Xtreme title. It’s Freestyle!” She sets that title back on the table and points to two of the titles that are on the table. Stephanie McMahon: “I don’t feel like picking these two up. I’m a bit tired.” Stephanie waits in silence as the crowd just stares at her. Stephanie McMahon: “AH HEM!” Just then an XWE Official runs into the ring and holds two titles in each hand, above his head. Stephanie rolls her eyes and the crowd laughs. Stephanie McMahon: “Took you long enough! Anyway, these titles are of course… The XWE Rampage Tag Team Championships. Alright now, you can set them back on the table.” The XWE Official leaves the ring and Stephanie picks up another title and puts it on her shoulder. Stephanie McMahon: “This title is the XWE Rampage Women’s Championship. I don’t think I need to explain anything here. But it’s a title for women, so men, don’t try.” The crowd chuckles along with Stephanie as she sets that title safely on the table and picks up the final one. Stephanie: “This is the number one title here on Rampage. It’s the title that some men will die for. Hopefully not literally, we don’t need any law suits. But this shining gold right here is the XWE Xplicit Championship!!! It’s quite similar to the Undisputed and Heavyweight titles… Actually there’s no difference. But that’s it for the titles! Someone wheel this thing outta here!” The XWE Official slides back into the ring and puts each title on another table which is outside of the ring. He then rolls the table up the ramp, and backstage. Stephanie McMahon: “I’m not done yet. Wouldn’t you guys like to know what kind of Staff Rampage has? I think you would. So without further ado let me introduce your XWE Rampage Staff!” Stephanie looks around and waits for the crowd to stop cheering. Stephanie McMahon: “You all know him, and he’s been around here and there. But let me introduce your Rampage Interviewer… MICHAEL COLE!!!” Michael Cole begins walking down the ramp wearing a grayish colored suit with a blue shirt and black shoes. He waves to the fans and then gets into the ring. He gives a salute to the crowd and then stands across from Stephanie with his hands folded. Stephanie McMahon: “And introducing your Rampage Ring Announcer… KELLY!!!” Kelly’s theme music begins to play as she appears on the top of the ramp wearing a mini skirt and a tank top that says ‘Rampage’ on it. She skips down the ramp as the fans cheer for her. She enters the ring under the middle rope and stands next to Michael. She blows kisses to the crowd as some camera flashes go off. Stephanie McMahon: “Here are the voices of Rampage on air. Introducing your Rampage Commentators… RIC FLAIR and JONATHAN COACHMAN!!!” Ric Flair and Jonathan Coachman begin walking down the ramp. The crowd cheers as they wave and look around the arena. They enter the ring under the top ropes and stand next to Michael and Kelly. Stephanie McMahon: “And finally. Last but not least. Here is your General Manager of Rampage… ERIC BISCHOFF!!!” Eric Bischoff appears on the ramp wearing a black suit. The fans cheer for him as he walks down to the ring. He enters the ring and walks up to Stephanie McMahon. Eric Bischoff shakes Stephanie’s hand and she passes him the microphone. Eric Bischoff: “Boy does it feel good to be in XWE, again. My time here was short, but I’m back… And better than ever!!!” The crowd cheers and he hands the microphone back to Stephanie. Stephanie McMahon: “How are you guys liking your Rampage Staff? Well I’m going to pass this on to the General Manager now, so sit tight and have a great night!” Ric Flair, Jonathan Coachman, and Kelly leave the ring and sit by the Commentators table. Michael Cole walks backstage as Stephanie McMahon follows him. Eric Bischoff: “Where should we start? How about getting to know each other?” The Commentators get to their table and put their headsets on. Ric Flair: “Whooo! It’s so cool over here! XWE is defiantly a high class business!” Coach: “Yes it is! It feels so great to be here. I can’t even believe I got hired!” Ric Flair: “Well we’re live here from the Rogers Center in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.” Coach: “And damn! We have an outrageous show planned for you fans tonight.” Eric Bischoff: “I know I’ve been here before. But I was only GM for about, one week? Something like that. I can assure you that I’m here for longer, and that Rampage will be amazing! You guys seem like a great crowd too. I think it’s time for you people to get this show on the road! Start the first match!!!” The General Manager leaves the ring as his theme music plays. He passes through the curtains and his theme music ceases. The Ring Announcer, Kelly, gets into the ring with her microphone and gets ready to announce the first match but the titantron comes up with a video on it. It shows an outside football field with a superstar standing there with a microphone. Brandon Cky: “Hey bitches! I’m Brandon Cky!!! And I’m just preparing for my match coming up against Brady Cool! I hear Brady’s pretty big on football, so I’ve got my friend Steven Dunn here to help me out.” The camera then turns to Steven Dunn who has a football in his hands. Brandon then parts his legs a little. Brandon Cky: “Alright, lets go!” Steven Dunn: “This is gonna be awesome!” Steven Dunn then pegs the football and hits Brandon Cky in the crotch. Brandon falls to the floor as he screams in pain. Steven laughs. Steven Dunn: “And now it’s time for the kick off!!!” Steven then kicks Brandon in the nuts once more, but even harder this time. Brandon screams quite loudly in pain as Steven falls to the floor in laughter. The titantron goes back to normal as the crowd begins to laugh. Coach: “What the heck was that!?” Ric Flair: “Don’t ask me… Seemed pretty stupid.” Coach: “So if he’s on a football field right now… How is he going to arrive in time for his match!?” Ric Flair: “That video was pre-recorded, genius!!!” The titantron then shows Brady Cool walking down the hall to make his debut entrance in XWE. But he is stopped by Michael Cole. Michael Cole: “Ladies and gentlemen I’m here live with former MVD and CCW superstar… Brady Cool!” The camera zooms out revealing Brady Cool wearing traditionally flashy pants with a t-shirt that says Brady Cool on it. He awaits the fans loud cheering to stop before bringing the microphone to his lips. Brady Cool: “Wow, how long has it been?” The crowd erupts into cheers… Happy to see Brady Cool back into wrestling action. Brady Cool: “Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, XWE proudly presents you, a VERY COOL production. Hailing from Nova Scotia, Canada… This my friends is… Brady freakin’ Cool!!!” The fans are on edge as the very words are spat out of Brady’s mouth. Brady Cool: “For those who don’t know me… I am a two time Super Bowl Champion. I’ve had six different titles around my waist including World Championships on three different occasions! And now I’m back, so soon my World Championship reign will be four! Let me hear it!!!” The fans shout: HOORAY! Brady Cool gives the microphone back to Michael Cole and then bursts through the curtains, walking down the ramp to his theme music. Brandon Cky VS. Brady Cool Kelly: “On the way to the ring. From Nova Scotia, Canada. Weighing in at 245 pounds… BRADY COOL!!!” The fans begin to cheer as Brady Cool is already half way down the ramp. Ric Flair: “That was quite a marvelous introduction backstage.” Coach: “Pretty marvelous waste of time was what that was.” Brady Cool slides into the ring and his theme music quickly starts as his opponents’ theme song begins to play. Kelly: “And his opponent. From West Chester, Pennsylvania. Weighing in at 231 pounds… BRANDON CKY!!!” Brandon Cky walks down the ramp, pointing outwards the fans. They cheer for him as he walks up the steel steps and enters the ring. Coach: “This guy is a joker.” Ric Flair: “We’ll see who’s playing jokes. Look at the size of his opponent!” The Referee rings the bell and the match begins. Brandon runs at Brady trying to take him down, but Brady just buffs his chest out making Brandon fall to the floor. Brandon quickly gets up and Brady grabs him. Brady irish whips Brandon and on the reverse he gives him a huge military press slam. Brady goes for the quick cover. One, two, kick out. Ric Flair: “Well Brady Cool sure wants to end this quickly.” Coach: “He looks like a great wrestler so far.” Brady gets up and brings Brandon up with him. Brady lifts Brandon up again but Brandon squirms away and begins punching Brady in the face. Brandon manages to get Brady all the way to the corner still firing right hand punches. Brandon then swings his fist to do one knock out punch when Brady grabs his hand. Brady overpowers Brandon and then throws Brandon into the corner. Brady then gives Brandon a hard punch of his own he then runs backwards and then comes running full speed towards the ropes. Brady throws his body onto the ropes, causing Brandon to launch off to the canvas. Brady then quickly runs and follows up with a deadly back cracker. Coach: “Wow! That was an amazing combination by Brady Cool!” Ric Flair: “Yeah he is cool after all!” Brady goes for another cover… One, two kick out. Brady has a shocked look on his face, amazed at how Brandon kicked out of his combo. Brady then gets up and awaits for Brandon to do the same. Brandon finally gets up a bit disorientated and Brady runs at him to land a clothesline but Brandon leaps into the air knocks Brady down with a dropkick. Brandon pulls Brady up and then gives him a reverse neck breaker. Brandon then moves in front of Brady’s face so that his back is facing Brady. Brandon then points towards the fans and then pulls down his pants and bends over, mooning Brady! Brady looks up and realizes that Brandon is mooning him. Brady puts on a disgusted face and before he can do anything, Brandon already ahs his pants back up and his jumping around the arena laughing along with the crowd. Ric Flair: “MY GOODNESS!!! What’s Brandon Cky doing!?” Coach: “AAAHHH HA HA HA!!! Brandon Cky is hilarious!” Brandon walks up behind Brady and taps him on the shoulder. Brady turns around but Brandon slides under Brady’s legs. Brandon taps Brady’s shoulder again, and Brady turns around, yet again but he’s too slow to catch Brandon who keeps sliding through his legs. Brandon taps Brady once more. This time Brady turns around and Brandon kicks him in the stomach and gives him a DDT. Brandon then hops up onto the top turnbuckle and leaps into the air, landing his finisher, Cky’s The Limit. Brandon goes for the cover. One, two, three! Coach: “WHAT!? No he didn’t.” Ric Flair: “Yes he did!!! Brandon Cky just hit a corkscrew shooting star press! He calls that move: Cky‘s The Limit!” Kelly: “Here is your winner… BRANDON CKY!!!” Brady Cool gets up and walks up to Brandon Cky. Brady then extends his hand to shake Brandon’s. Brandon looks at Brady’s hand and then attempts to shake it but Brady pulls away. Brady Cool: “Come to think of it… Your not that good.” Brandon looks at Brady weirdly as Brady drops to the canvas and rolls out of the ring. Ric Flair: “Wow, talk about bad sportsmanship.” Coach: “Brady Cool is too cool for you!” Ric Flair: “Oh come on, don’t get cocky with it Coach.” Coach: “What the… Look!!! What is Brandon doing???” Brandon Cky is standing on the top turnbuckle facing the crowd. He points to them and then raises his arms in the air. Brandon then leaps off the turnbuckle diving in the crowd. The fans carry him and begin sending him through the crowd with their hands. After a few minutes of fun, Brandon leaves the arena through one of the exits. Coach: “What a way to celebrate your win.” Ric Flair: “I know… But it was a great win! Hilarious too!” The camera zooms backstage… Travis ‘Mysterious’ Kid is walking towards the curtains to get to his match. When all of a sudden he’s stopped by Michael Cole. Michael Cole: “TMK! TMK! Before you go to your match, would you mind answering a question?” Travis Kid: “Sure, no problem.” Michael Cole: “Okay… So, what made you come back to the ring after your last wrestling business?” Travis Kid: “Well basically… I love to entertain the crowd. And I love to get gold while doing it!” Michael Cole: “Seems like a fair enough answer.” Travis Kid: “My match is next, wish me luck!” Michael Cole: “Good luck TMK!” The camera zooms in on TMK leaving and then it fades. Sawyer Stevens VS. Travis ‘Mysterious’ Kid Kelly: “The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first! From Dallas, Texas. Weighing in at 225 pounds… SAWYER STEVENS!!!” Sawyer Stevens’ theme music begins to play as the crowd anticipates his entrance. But Sawyer doesn’t come out. Coach: “Uh, someone tell this rookie he has a match now.” Ric Flair: “Hmm, there must be a problem.” All of a sudden some people in the crowd begin to point upwards. A man is in a rafter being lowered down to the ring. He gets lowered all the way to the canvas, and then steps out. Ric Flair: “Wow, what an entrance.” Coach: “So that’s Sawyer Stevens?” Ric Flair: “Yup, I met him backstage, before the show started.” Coach: “That’s the stupidest entrance I’ve ever seen!” Kelly: “And his opponent! From San Diego, California. Weighing in at 276 pounds… TRAVIS ‘MYSTERIOUS’ KID!!!” Travis Kid appears on the ramp as the fans cheer for him. He begins walking down as his theme music plays. Coach: “TMK? Travis ‘Mysterious’ Kid? You’ve got to be kidding me.” Ric Flair: “Come on Coach… Why must you comment on everyone?” Coach: “Because I’m the Coach and also… Because I can!” Ric Flair: “Well whatever. I’m ready to see what TMK has in store for XWE.” Travis slides into the ring and his theme music stops. Kelly the Ring Announcer exit’s the ring and the Referee signals for the bell. The match is now underway. Ric Flair: “So Jonathan, who is your favorite Rampage superstar so far?” Coach: “Don’t ever call me Jonathan… Not you, not ever.” Ric Flair: “Your so lucky your not a wrestler…” Coach: “I know cause I’d smash every superstar in that ring!” Sawyer and Travis lock up. Sawyer takes the upper hand and he begins to punch Travis in the face. Sawyer grabs Travis’ arm and irish whips him to the ropes. Travis comes running back and Sawyer takes him down with a powerful clothesline. Travis stays down for a few seconds but springs back up. Sawyer goes to punch Travis in the face but Travis ducks and punches Sawyer in the stomach. Travis then grabs Sawyer and gives him a neck breaker. Travis runs up to the top turnbuckle and springs off to land a frog splash but Sawyer moves out of the way and Travis crashes onto the canvas, hard. Coach: “See! Now THAT’S smart thinking from Sawyer Stevens!” Ric Flair: “No! This might mean lights out for TMK!” Sawyer stomps on Travis a few times and then goes for the cover. One, two, kick out! Travis throws his arm into the air. Sawyer gets up and he brings Travis to his feet. Sawyer then gives Travis an arm drag. Travis gets up, holding his stomach still from the impact of the failed frog splash. Sawyer kicks Travis in the stomach and positions his head in between his legs, ready to land a power bomb. Sawyer lifts Travis up but Travis squirms out of the move. Sawyer turns around and Travis gives him a tornado DDT. Travis goes and stands in the corner, still holding his stomach. Sawyer slowly gets up and Travis runs at him and gives him a head scissors takedown. Travis awaits Sawyer to get up again. Sawyer gets up and Travis runs at him again but this time Sawyer catches him by the neck. Sawyer then begins to punch Travis with the other hand. Sawyer releases Travis’ neck and gives him a gorilla press. Sawyer gets up and waits on Travis to do the same. Ric Flair: “Whooo! What a devastating gorilla press!” Coach: “That’s how you do it!” Ric Flair: “TMK is keeping up pretty well though. But it’s obvious that Sawyer Stevens has the strength advantage.” Coach: “It’s all about power in this match.” Travis slowly gets up and Sawyer grabs him. The two lock up and Sawyer turns Travis around and gives him an elbow to the head. Travis springs forward a little as if he’s hurt. But he jumps on the middle rope and springs backwards, taking Sawyer down with a semi diving moonsault. Travis stays on Sawyer for the pin. One, two, kick out! Coach: “Ha! Did TMK think Sawyer Stevens would go down that easily?” Ric Flair: “Maybe not… But that was a great maneuver performed by Travis ‘Mysterious’ Kid!” Travis gets off Sawyer and then brings Sawyer to his feet. Travis begins punching Sawyer in the head. Travis then elbows Sawyer all the way to the turnbuckle. Travis puts Sawyer to sit on the top turnbuckle. Travis stands on the middle rope and grabs Sawyer’s head. But Sawyer begins to punch Travis in the stomach, trying to get away from what Travis is planning. Sawyer then punches Travis so hard that Travis loses his balance and falls off the turnbuckle, but lands on his feet. Travis then runs up to the turnbuckle and runs up the ropes and flips in the air locking his legs around Sawyer’s head and taking him down to the canvas below with an aerial hurracanrana. Ric Flair: “What!? That was amazing! Whooo! An aerial hurracanrana by TMK!” Coach: “It was okay… Nothing The Coach hasn’t seen before.” Sawyer lays on the floor as Travis goes for the cover. One, two, kick out! Travis leans up and has a shocked look on his face. He gets up and awaits Sawyer to get up. Sawyer finally gets up and Travis irish whips him into the turnbuckle, yet again. Travis kicks Sawyer in the stomach multiple times and then throws him to the floor. Travis leaps up onto the top turnbuckle and watches Sawyer. Sawyer slowly gets to his feet and Travis jumps off the top turnbuckle and this his finishing move, Mysterious Death Crash. Travis then covers Sawyer for the pin. One, two, three! Travis gets off Sawyer and the Referee holds Travis’ hand in the air. Kelly: “Here is the winner of the match… TRAVIS ‘MYSTERIOUS’ KID!!!” Coach: “What!? Travis Kid won!?” Ric Flair: “Yes he did. Whooo! This kid seems to be getting off at a great start.” Travis’ theme music begins to play. Travis then walks over to Sawyer and helps him up. Travis extends his hand to Sawyer and Sawyer looks at Travis’ hand and a grin appears on his face. Sawyer shakes Travis’ hand and Travis walks away and bends down to exit the ring. But all of a sudden Sawyer grabs Travis from behind and rams Travis’ head into the turnbuckle. Travis lays on the canvas as Sawyer leaves the ring and begins to shuffle underneath the ring skirt for a weapon. Sawyer pulls out a steel chair and gets back into the ring. Sawyer raises the steel chair over his head and then smashes it into Travis’ back. Sawyer then does this again, and again before dropping the chair. Ric Flair: “Oh my gosh. This is an outrage!!! What did TMK do to deserve this!?” Coach: “That’s why you don’t mess with Sawyer Stevens!!!” Sawyer gets out of the ring and walks over to the Ring Announcer, Kelly. Sawyer snatches the microphone from her hand and rolls himself back into the ring. Sawyer Stevens: “What you just saw was the future of XWE! I’m not here to make friends. Heck, I’m not even here to win. I’m here for one reason, and one reason only. You may think I’m crazy for this reason, but so be it. I am here to inflict pain! Ever since I was five years old I’ve had pain in my life! Now it’s time for things to change!!!” Sawyer drops the microphone and looks at Travis. Sawyer lowers himself so he can get a good look at Travis’ face. Sawyer then spits in Travis’ face and leaves the ring. Coach: “Oh, that sucks. I’d hate to be TMK right now.” Ric Flair: “That sucks? That’s disrespectful!!! Spitting in another superstars face is just rude!” The camera zooms backstage… Michael Cole is standing long side Jay Champ. Michael Cole: “So Jay Champ. Tell us a little about yourself. Why are you here in XWE?” Jay Champ: “I’m here to carry this show and be in the main event.” Michael Cole: “Well you certainly didn’t make it in the main event now, any reasons as to why?” Jay Champ: “Why? Why is simple. Eric Bischoff doesn’t know talent when he sees it.” Michael Cole: “Wow, a bit brave there, talking about our GM.” Jay Champ: “Yeah well…” Michael Cole: “Now I understand you just got out of a serious relationship, some of your fellow wrestlers say your paranoid about it.” Jay Champ: “What did you just say!!!???” Michael Cole: “I’m sure you heard me… What was her name? Neko?” Jay Champ looks at Michael Cole and then raises his hand to punch him in the face when all of a sudden Christian Cage comes and stands in front of Michael Cole, blocking the punch. Christian punches Jay in his face and then slams him into the wall. Christian walks up to Michael Cole and speaks into the microphone. Christian Cage: “Jay Champ was nothing in his old business, and he’s nothing here! It’s Jay’s own fault that his ex-girlfriend, Neko left him!” With that said Christian Cage walks away from the camera as Michael Cole stands holding the microphone and looking at Jay Champ, who is on the floor. Ashley Harmon VS. Nikki Austin Kelly: “The following diva contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first. From Lima Ohio. Weighing in at 150 pounds… ASHLEY HARMON!!!” “Baby seasons change, but people don’t. And I‘ll always be waiting in the back room. I‘m boring but over compensate with. Headlines and flash, flash, flash photography.” As Ashley Harmon’s theme song blares across the loud speakers, we see Ashley Harmon walking down to the ring. She gets into the ring and she climbs on the turnbuckle and blows kisses to the fans. Once she gets down from the turnbuckle she grabs a microphone and starts to speak. The fans quiet down a bit to hear what she has to say. Ashley Harmon: “Well, well, well. Finally I have a deal in this place. You know I’m glad that I’m here. Now tonight will be a first. You fans will get to see me in action. That’s so exciting isn’t it?” The fans begin to whistle and clap. Ashley Harmon: “But even though it might be exciting for you guys, it won't be exciting for all the divas on this show. I mean really. I’ve held more titles than any male or female has held over here. That’s right folks. I’m telling the truth. I am a two time ECWF Inter-Gender Champion and a one time ECWF Women’s Heavyweight Champion. Now over there I made those divas who were in the ring with me look pathetic. And that is why I’m here. To make these little pathetic divas afraid of greatness.” The fans get some mixed reactions going. Ashley Harmon: “And tonight your great diva has to face some possible lowlife named Nikki Austin. Now what kind of name is that? It sounds like Jell-O. Now before you come out here, you better think about something. Just because I’m young does not mean that I can’t totally destroy you in this ring. You see if you ever think about it... I’ve got the baddest moves here. So to you others that I will be facing, you better think about it before coming into the ring with me.” With that said Ashley Harmon throws her microphone down and awaits her opponent. Ric Flair: “Well she made a rather delightful first appearance, don’t you think?” Coach: “She was great! That’s exactly what we need here on Rampage!” Kelly: “And her opponent. From Staten Island, New York. Weighing in at 113 pounds… NIKKI AUSTIN!!!” Nikki Austin’s theme music begins to play as she appears on the ramp. The crowd has mixed reactions as she makes her way down to the ring. She enters the ring under the middle rope and stands across her opponent. Coach: “Wasn’t this chick in XWE before?” Ric Flair: “I believe she was.” The Referee signals the bell and Ashley runs at Nikki and shoves her to the floor. Nikki gets up and Ashley pushes her to the floor again. Nikki gets up once more and Ashley slaps her across the face. Nikki slaps Ashley back and then two begin exchanging slaps and punches. Ashley grabs Nikki’s hair and whips her to the floor. Ashley then mounts Nikki and holds her hair and begins banging her head into the canvas. Ashley gets off Nikki and then waits for her to get up. Nikki gets up and Ashley gives her a snap mare. Nikki quickly gets back up and Ashley comes running at her. Nikki kicks Ashley in the stomach and then slams her head into the canvas. Ashley gets up and Nikki swings her opened hand to Ashley’s face but Ashley grabs Nikki’s hand and then blocks the slap. Ashley then elbows Nikki her face and grabs a handful of her hair. Ashley uses her strength to lift Nikki off the floor by her hair and swing her across the ring. Ric Flair: “Wow, Ashley Harmon is pretty strong. I guess what she said at the beginning is true.” Coach: “Look at Nikki Austin… She cant even wrestle, she didn’t change one bit.” Nikki gets up and Ashley runs at her with her arm longed out, ready to take Nikki down with a clothesline. Nikki ducks and then sidekicks Ashley in the gut. Nikki then begins to fire right elbows into Ashley’s face. Nikki then irish whips Ashley and on the rebound gives her a monkey flip. Nikki walks over to Ashley and steps on her hair. Nikki then grabs Ashley’s hands and pulls upwards. Ashley begins screaming and the Referee warns Nikki to play fair. Nikki then steps on Ashley’s hair again and does the move once more. Nikki then brings Ashley up and takes her down with a head scissors. Coach: “If I have to see these two divas in the ring for two more minutes… I’m going to start yawning.” Ric Flair: “Come on, Coach. Be a good sport… You don’t always have to be so negative.” Ashley gets up and Nikki goes over to her. Nikki headlocks Ashley and hit’s a bulldog. Nikki then goes for the cover. One, two, kick out! Ashley gets up and Nikki gives her a bitch slap. Ashley then looks at Nikki and uppercuts her in the chin. Ashley spears Nikki to the floor and begins pulling her hair. Nikki then rolls Ashley over and begins banging her head into the canvas. The two divas begin to roll around and slap/pull hair while the Referee tries to control them. Nikki and Ashley continue to roll around the ring, they knock the Referee down and roll right over him as the crowd begins to whistle and cheer. They roll off of him and he gets up. He finally pries the two divas apart. Nikki and Ashley stare at each other and then lock up once again. Ric Flair: “Wow, such fierce cat fighting.” Coach: “More like… Wow, such a waste of time.” Ric Flair: “Aw, Coach, be a little nicer here, these divas are making their Rampage debuts!” Coach: “And? Come on now *yawn* wake me up when it’s over.” Ashley takes control as she spins Nikki around and hit’s a powerful reverse DDT. Ashley goes for the cover. One, two kick out. Ashley brings Nikki up and gives her a backdrop. Ashley then drops down to the canvas and locks in a submission move. Coach: “What’s this now?” Ric Flair: “That’s one of Ashley Harmon’s finishers… It’s called, Cupid’s Chokehold!” Ashley screams out loud, telling Nikki to tap. Nikki slightly shakes her head as the Referee looks on. Ashley then applies more pressure and Nikki begins to gasp for air. Nikki raises her hand up in the air, ready to tap but she grabs Ashley’s hair and begins to pull it. Ashley bashes her elbow into Nikki’s back and then gets up off the floor. Ashley stomps on Nikki and then brings her up. Ashley goes to get a grapple in on Nikki but Nikki elbows Ashley in her face, three times and then irish whips her. Nikki gives Ashley an arm drag. Ric Flair: “I thought the Cupid’s Chokehold was going to get Ashley Harmon her first XWE victory.” Coach: “Same here… But *yawn* it looks like Nikki Austin is fighting back.” Ric Flair: “Oh come on! Stop yawning!” Coach: “I will once this match is over.” Ashley gets up and Nikki slaps her across the face and then yanks her by the hair and throws her across the ring floor. Nikki waits for Ashley to get up. Ashley gets up and Nikki kicks her in the stomach and hits her finisher, the Nikki Stunner. Nikki then covers Ashley. One, two, three! Nikki gets off of Ashley and her theme music begins to play. The Referee grabs Nikki’s hand and raises it into the air. Kelly: “Here is your winner of this match… NIKKI AUSTIN!!!” Ric Flair: “I knew she could do it!” Coach: “Oh finally! It’s over!” Nikki quickly gets a microphone and signals for her theme music to stop. Coach: “Oh great… What’s she going to do now? Sing?” Ric Flair: “Looks like she has something important to share with us.” Nikki Austin: “Wow, that was a great match. My first in a long time. Now I have some things to get off my chest. I know I have a ‘history’ behind me, here in XWE. But all that has turned into actual HISTORY, and it’s behind me. It’s my past and I will no longer let it bother me. This is a new and improved Nikki Austin and my Father, Stone Cold Steve Austin will not influence my career at all!” With that said Nikki drops the microphone and waves to the audience as she heads backstage. The camera follows Nikki Austin as she walks backstage… We see another new talent, Devonte Smith, walking the opposite way as Nikki, listening to his iPod and singing along. Devonte Smith: “Si tu quiere’ que te coma toda, abre las pierna, dale toma! Imma make that thang bounce, imma make that thang shake, imma make that thang clap, imma make that thang break.” Just as he says that, he notices Nikki walking towards him. He removes his headphones and gets closer, trying to pinpoint where he know her from. Continuing on, a grin appears on his face. Devonte Smith: “Nikki Austin, daughter of Unleashed’s Stone Cold. I didn’t think you’d ever show your face around here after…” Nikki turns around with her hand on her hip, cutting him off. Nikki Austin: “Do you have anything important to say to me?” Devonte Smith: “Nah, not really. Nice job on your win. I remember you from watching XWE at home. You sure was one hell of a slut. I‘m glad you didn’t have that baby though, I can‘t deal with no whore and her kid.” With that done and said, he places his head phones back on and starts to walk off. Before he walks off, he takes his hand and slaps Nikki’s ass. Devonte Smith: “Yeah, that ass will be mine!” A angry look appears on Nikki’s face, followed by a grin as the cameras fade out. Coach: “That Devonte Smith guy is up to no good.” Ric Flair: “Maybe he just likes Nikki Austin...” Christian Cage VS. Jay Champ Kelly: “The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first! From Tampa, Florida. Weighing in at 227 pounds… CHRISTIAN CAGE!!!” Christian Cage comes walking down to the ring to his theme song. The fans cheer for him a bit as he reaches the ring. He walks up the steel steps and enters the ring under the top rope. His theme music stops and he awaits his opponent. Ric Flair: “Christian Cage is back!” Coach: “Who? Yeah exactly… That’s how important he is, I don’t even know who he is.” Kelly: “And his opponent! From Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Weighing in at 250 pounds… JAY CHAMP!!!” Jay Champ’s theme song begins to play as he appears on the top of the ramp. He raises his hand in the air and the fans boo him a little. He begins walking down the ramp as Christian stares at him from inside the ring. Jay Champ slides into the ring and gets in Christian’s face. The Referee comes in between them and splits them up. Coach: “Christian Cage assaulted Jay Champ backstage!!!” Ric Flair: “No, Coach. Christian Cage was standing up for Michael Cole! Jay Champ was going to attack the interviewer!” Coach: “Well these fans sure seem to love Jay Champ, already.” Ric Flair: “Love Jay Champ? Do you hear all those boos? Not even his hometown Toronto, Ontario, is glad to see him right now.” The Referee signals the bell and the match begins. Jay runs at Christian and knocks him down with a clothesline. Jay then mounts Christian and begins firing lefts and rights into his face. Christian tries to cover up and then manages to kick Jay off of him. Christian gets up and Jay spears him to the floor and begins punching him once again. Ric Flair: “I guess that’s what happens when you mention Jay Champ’s ex-girlfriend’s name.” Coach: “What was it again? Neko?” Ric Flair: “Shhh, he might come after you!” Coach: “He’s going after Christian Cage is what he’s doing. Cage was asking for it!” Jay stops punching Christian and then dismounts him. Jay brings Christian up and then attempts to give him a neck breaker but Christian reverses it and puts the move on Jay. Christian and Jay both get up at the same time and they stare at each other from opposite ends of the ring. They both run at each other and lock in a grapple. Christian takes the upper hand and knocks Jay in his face. Christian then irish whips Jay and gives him a snap suplex. Christian stomps on Jay and then brings him up. Christian sets up for his finishing move, Impaler but Jay reverses it and turns it into a guillotine snap. Jay throws his arm over Christian for a quick cover. One, two, kick out. Jay brings Christian up and gives him a judo arm throw. Christian springs back up and Jay gives him a backhand to the face. Christian wipes his mouth and sees a bit of blood on the end of his hand. Christian then looks at Jay who is smiling. Christian runs at Jay and tackles him into the turnbuckle. Christian then begins sacking Jay with multiple punches. Coach: “What’s wrong with this Referee! He should get Cage off of Jay!” Ric Flair: “Stop picking favorites, Coach…” Christian gives Jay a few shoulder blocks while he has him in the corner. Christian then stands on the middle rope and begins punching downwards on Jay’s head. The crowd counts along as Christian punches Jay. They reach the nine count and Christian punches Jay so hard that Jay’s forehead gets busted open and it begins to bleed. Christian jumps off the rope and then slams Jay’s face into the canvas. Ric Flair: “Oh no… Jay Champ is busted wide open. Cage hit him pretty hard with those punches!” Coach: “No duh!? Cage should be disqualified!!!” Christian quickly covers Jay. One, two, kick out. Jay kicks out and Christian gets up off the floor. Christian grabs Jay and irish whips him. Christian then clotheslines Jay to the floor and attempts to pin him once again. One, two, kick out. Christian gets up once again and this time awaits Jay to do the same. Jay finally gets up, wiping some blood from his face. Christian runs at Jay and Jay dropkicks Christian to the floor. Jay stomps on Christian repeatedly and the Referee has to tell him to stop. Jay argues with the Referee and then goes back to Christian. Jay goes to the floor and locks in a figure four leg lock. Coach: “That’s right! Make him tap out!” Ric Flair!: “WHOOO! That’s the greatest move ever!!! Invented by yours truly!” Jay applies pressure onto Christian’s legs and the Referee finds out if Christian wants to tap. Christian lets the Referee know that he isn’t going to tap and Jay gets furious. Jay applies even more pressure on Christian and Christian bares up with the pain. Finally Jay gets fed up and loosens the leg lock. Jay brings Christian up and gives him a falcon arrow drop. Jay goes for the pin. One, two kick out. Jay brings Christian up once again and then grabs his tights and throws him outside of the ring, making him land outside on the hard floor. The Referee begins to count as Jay stands in the ring, waiting. Ric Flair: “And out goes Christian Cage!!!” Coach: “HA! Take it outside Jay Champ! Show him who’s boss!” Ric Flair: “Oh come on! A match takes place in a ring, not outside.” Coach: “Stop babbling you old fool, what do you know?” Ric Flair: “More than you!” Coach: “Whatever, lets get back to this match.” Jay Champ looks on at Christian Cage while the Referee gets to the seven count. Christian gets to his feet and begins limping over to the apron. Jay then bounces off the ropes and baseball slide kicks Christian down to the floor. The Referee gets to the eight count and then begins counting a bit slower. Christian gets to his feet and tries to get to the apron again but Jay springs over the ropes and takes Christian down with a full body takedown. Jay quickly gets up and rolls into the ring as the Referee reaches the ten count. The Referee signals for the bell. Kelly: “Here is your winner of this match… JAY CHAMP!!!” Jay Champ’s theme music begins to play as he laughs and looks at Christian. The Referee goes to hold Jay’s hand up but Jay pulls away and heads up the ramp. Coach: “THAT’S HOW YOU DO IT!” Ric Flair: “Oh please… That was unfair!!!” Christian Cage is seen rolling into the ring slowly. He gets a microphone from the Ring Announcer, Kelly and yells out to Jay Champ. Christian Cage: “HEY! JAY!” Jay Champ stops half way up the ramp and then turns around, looking at Cage with an interested face. Christian Cage: “Hold up… Did you think it would be over that easily? Well think again. Come on! I’m not done with you! NEXT WEEK! LIVE! On Rampage! Cage versus Champ. What do you say?” Jay looks at Christian and then nods. Ric Flair: “Well it’s a done deal! Cage versus Champ! Next week here on Rampage!” Coach: “The outcome won’t be any different… Jay Champ will win again.” The camera zooms backstage… The General Manager of XWE Rampage is in his office talking on his cell phone. Eric Bischoff: “Yes, the roster is looking great! I have all the contracts signed and even more phone calls are flooding through! We’re bound to have more superstars Miss McMahon!” Stephanie McMahon speaks as Eric listens in. Eric Bischoff: “Yeah I know! Rampage will soon be the top show in XWE! At least I’ll try!” The CEO speaks more as Eric rolls his eyes. Eric Bischoff: “Of course I’m a changed man! New attitude and everything! The fans will love me! It’s like a new version of Eric Bischoff! Alright, talk to you later, bye Miss McMahon!!!” Eric Bischoff hangs up his cell phone and taps his fingers together while talking to himself. Eric Bischoff: “And now… My game can begin!!!” Tyler Foxx VS. Devonte Smith ‘Dale [x4] Reeeeeemixxx: Dale, dale don dale...’ Kelly: “The following main event is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first. Weighing in at 200 pounds… DEVONTE SMITH!!!” ‘L-O-S-O come gimme beso you don't have the rest-o now you with the best-o. You could blow the best row. Coming from the east coast. You could tell I guess so. Play it to the S-O.’ The arena goes to club-dark. Devonte enters the stage and he comes through and stands in the entranceway. He takes his sunglasses off and puts them on his head and holds the jersey he's wearing near the underarms. Just know, I'ma put it on you, ma' If I didn't wrestle I might be a porno star. Something wrong if it ain't youse on the car. You ain't rocking with the XWE and Devonte.’ He walks towards the ring, shaking hands with only the females in the crowd. He slides/rolls into the ring on the ramp side, and rolls all the way to the center. He kicks up to standing, leans on the far ropes and points to a random female and says: “Quitate la ropa.” ‘Go back to the way you move in your Cavalie. Body like Beyonce, face just like Rihanna. Hot as a tamale, or the sun down in Cali' knew she gon' make it, Dale!’ He then comes to the near ropes and stands with both feet on the middle one and poses with both hands on the top rope and bouncing. He back flips off the ropes, and then leans on the turnbuckle, awaiting his opponent. Ric Flair: “Main event time!” Coach: “I’m anxious to see what kid of main event talent Eric has prepared for us.” Kelly: “And his opponent. From Austin Texas. Weighing in at 220 pounds… TYLER FOXX!!!” Tyler’s music hits and the crowd gives mix reactions. Walking down to the ramp, he stops half way to check out the crowd. A few seconds later he continues down to the ring and get in. Ric Flair: “Two new guys, not knowing anything about each other. This should be interesting.” Coach: “This main event better be good!” Devonte and Tyler turn to each other once more before the Referee rings the bell, and the two begin to circle the ring. The bell rings, and immediately Tyler and Devonte walk toward each other and collide in a tight grapple. They struggle with each other in the center of the ring, until Tyler takes one big shove sending Devonte flying backwards into the turnbuckle. Devonte bounces off the turnbuckle and walks towards Tyler. Tyler catches him halfway, and spins around hitting a huge powerslam slamming Devonte hard into the mat. The crowd cheers as Tyler hooks the leg for a quick cover. One, two, kick out. Devonte shoots his shoulder off the mat just in time and the Referee calls a two out to the crowd. Tyler looks at the Referee, and then gets up. He grabs Devonte’s head and looks at him. He holds his arms back and goes to slam him down with a hard clothesline. Devonte ducks and nails Tyler in the back of the head with a standing dropkick! Ric Flair: “Oh! What a move by Devonte there.” Coach: “Indeed, but what about Tyler here, he’s been all over Devonte in the early goings.” Tyler holds on tight to the ropes to prevent from bouncing back into Devonte. Devonte looks around for Tyler, and as soon as he turns around Tyler charges at him with a hard right arm taking Devonte down with a clothesline. The crowd cheers for Tyler as he looks to be in complete control. The camera cuts to ringside as Devonte rolls out in hopes to catch his breath. He walks along ringside for a moment. Tyler steps through the middle rope, and drops to the floor as he walks up behind Devonte. Tyler grabs Devonte by the tights and head and rolls him in the ring. Devonte stands up and stumbles to the ropes. Coach: “Wow, I can’t believe Devonte isn’t showing what I thought he would here.” Ric Flair: “Well, it is still the early goings, and anything can happen from here.” Tyler holds on to Devonte’s arms and whips him to the ropes. When he comes back, Tyler holds tight to Devonte’s legs, spins around, and falls forward planting Devonte to the canvas with a hard spinebuster! The crowd cheers as Tyler once again pulls the leg for a cover. One, two, kick up! Tyler grabs the leg once more, but Devonte shoots his shoulder up before the Referee could position himself to make the count. Tyler laughs at Devonte’s attempts to get up as Devonte uses the rope to his aid. Devonte finally makes it to his feet, and turns around only to be grabbed by Tyler again. Tyler whips Devonte to the ropes, and bends over preparing for a back body drop, but Devonte kicks him in the chest popping Tyler to a standing position. Devonte then jumps high in the air and nails Tyler right in the chin with a standing dropkick, once again. Both men go down, and Devonte wastes little time getting up. Devonte then crouches down with a menacing look in his eyes as the crowd cheers. Tyler stands to his feet and Devonte rushes in, wraps his arm around Tyler’s neck, ready to hit a neck breaker but Tyler pushes Devonte off just in time, and goes for a right hand. Devonte ducks under Tyler’s hard hand and grabs him from behind. He locks Tyler’s neck and drops to his knees for a hard backbreaker. Devonte smiles and climbs over Tyler’s body for a cover. One, two, kick out. Coach: “Nice kick out. These two are great so far.” Ric Flair: “That must mean a lot coming from you, Coach.” Tyler shove’s Devonte’s body off as the Referee shows a two to the audience. Devonte’s face lights up at being tossed off of his opponent, and looks around with a surprised look on his face. He stands to his feet, and immediately walks over to Tyler and stomps him a few times. He picks Tyler up, and whips him to the nearest corner. Tyler slams into the turnbuckles, and Devonte climbs up on the second ropes in front of him. The crowd prepares to chant as Devonte raises his hand high. He brings it down on Tyler’s forehead as the crowd chants along. Crowd: “1…2…3…4…5…6...7…8…9…” But before Devonte can bring his hand down one more time he feels something wrapping around his legs, and parting him from the safety of the turnbuckle. Tyler holds him, and the crowd goes wild as they see Devonte is quickly in a power bomb predicament. Ric Flair: “Uh oh, Devonte in a very dangerous situation here!” Coach: “Lets see how this rookie handles this.” Devonte looks at the reality of his situation as well, and jerks his body slipping out of Tyler’s grip and landing behind him. Devonte then grabs Tyler’s shoulder, and spins him and gives him a hard kick to the stomach. He signals to the crowd, then connects with his finisher, Vonte’s Peak. Quickly, he covers for the count. One, two, three!!! Kelly: “Here’s your winner… DEVONTE SMITH!!!” Ric Flair: “That was a nice move performed by Devonte at the end!” Coach: “Yeah, I thought Tyler Foxx was going to win that though.” The Referee holds Devonte’s arm into the air as Tyler Foxx rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp. The camera zooms backstage… Eric Bischoff is his office with his feet propped up on the desk. Just then a knock her heard. Eric Bischoff: “Come in!” The door opens quietly and a mail man comes in with a big bag of envelopes. He pulls one out and hands it to the General Manager. The mail man then leaves the office. Eric Bischoff: “What do we have here…” The letter says ‘To Eric Bischoff’ and on the back it says ‘From Yours Truly’. The GM opens the letter and begins to read it out loud to himself. Eric Bischoff: “Dear Eric Bischoff. You are rude, inconsiderate and you do not deserve the job title you have today. I don’t know what Stephanie McMahon was thinking when she hired you for the second time, but I know your planning some evil scheme. I didn’t buy that ‘good boy’ act for one second! But don’t worry, I’m coming for you! And I’m coming for you next week, on Rampage! So you better be ready cause you gon need yo-self a whole swat team to take me out!” The General Manager puts the letter down as he stares blankly into space with an extremely worried look on his face. The camera then fades back to the commentators. Ric Flair: “WHAT THE… Who could that letter be from!?” Coach: “Whoever it was must be one tough son of a bitch! Swat team!? Damn. This person must be dangerous.” Ric Flair: “Our GM needs to take precautions now!” Coach: “Yup, and unfortunately that’s all for tonight folks! Ric Flair: “Tune into Rampage next week!!! You fans in Toronto, Canada were awesome! SEE YA!” |