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| Pump it (louder) [4x] Turn up the television blast your stereo riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Dudes wanna hate on us (who) Dudes be envious (who) And I know why they hatin' on us (why) Cause our style's so fabulous (what) I'ma be real on us (c'mon) Nobody got nuttin' on us (no)” Unleashed's theme hits and the green and sliver fireworks blast off all along the stage as the crowd get to their feet and applaud JR: Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to another Thursday Night Unleashed! Im Jim Ross along side Jerry The King Lawler King: Tonight we are live from The Continental Airlines Arena in New Jersey! ‘Break the walls down’ Jericho’s theme play as he comes from backstage and heads straight in the ring King: Uh oh. . JR: Jericho isn’t scheduled for a match here tonight. King: You know why he’s here Jericho snatches the microphone from a ring attend and signals for his music to stop Jericho: Randy. . ORTON! Ever since you’ve won that title you’ve done nothing. Nothing but strut around here like you own the ring. Matter fact, I don’t care about that. What I care bout is you attacking me last week. Thinking I was digging your so called wife. After the little mishap last, I spoke to Austin and he agreed to my title match King: What?! JR: Title match? What have he done to deserve this? Jericho: I know you all are wondering why me of all people. But guess what? You’re not getting a answer. Just know that I have a match scheduled in two weeks. If I win, I get the title shot. Payback’s a bitch Randy. Or is that your wife? Jericho’s theme plays as he walks to the backstage area Do You Luv It? " I'm hot, come on, so get it ready, And I'll open my spot for you, Anytime you want me to,So you can" Jessica Hardy’s new bad ass theme song begins playing through the speakers as The Women’s Champion Jessica Hardy begins walking out from behind the curtain. The Theme song continues playing as the words appear in pink on the tiantron. "Act bad Don't hurt me Look sexy Talk dirty And i'll open my spot for you Anytime you want me to Get me so excited " The fans cheer Jessica on as she walks down the ramp rocking a hot white outfit. Jessica Hardy begins crawling under the ropes and then into the middle of the ring. Jessica Throws her hands up in the air and her Playboy Bunny pyros are set off. Jessica Gets to her feet and grabs a mic from the side of the ring. Jessica: HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!! As you all know today is the premier of my all new show " Do Ya Luv it" I’m kinda new to the whole hosting a show thing but im Jessica Hardy baby and I can do just about anything. Today being the first show of 07 I thought I would have a guest that is in the spotlight here on Unleashed...Or should I say guests? With that being said please welcome the Tag Team Champions Zach & KaShawn...The Assassins! The Assassins theme song begins and Kashawn & Zach begin heading down the ramp. The two enter the ring and Jessica points them too the 2 Playboy bunny pink chairs set up in the ring. The guys give a look at Jessica and Jessica says " Its either that or the floor" the guys take a seat in the chairs as the show begins kicking off. Jessica: Welcome to my show..Hold on lemmy say it again..MY SHOW! *Jessica crosses her legs*, Well we all know im not one to hold back anything so expect anything. First a formost we all know you both are a bad ass tag team..and every tag team has its leader...Who is the master mind in this team? Kashawn: Well... *Gets cut off by Zach* Zach: Well we try and alternate it... Like work as a team, you know? But I have to say we all know who the leader is. *Zach pulls off a big huge smile and folds his arms* Kashawn: Since wh... *Gets cut off by Zach* Zach: Next question Jessica, dear. Jessica: Hmm alright that went well. Anyhow this time I have something to say to Kashawn so I would like Kashawn to answer it and not jewels pimp. Kashawn last week you went up against Elijah and he managed to get a win over you, But it didn’t end there. Elijah and Rey took it to another level when they attacked you..I mean you usually do the attacking but what was it like being the victim? Kashawn: Being the victim sucked. And as you said Jessica, I ain’t the one who usually gets attacked. But unfortunately things didn't go to well because apparently Rey and Elijah had a plan. But you know... I could have still came out on top if Zach would have come out and even the odds. That's what a real tag team partner does. *Kashawn holds his tag team title up on his shoulder, and looks at Zach * Zach: Real tag team partner? Listen I... *Jessica interrupts* Jessica: Sweetie...I said Kashawn lemmy explain something to you..This show is not like Jewel you don’t get to do what you want with it alright. When I need you to talk I’ll ask you a question. Get it? Got It? Good? Moving on now ill come to you Zach. What the hell were you doing anyhow that took so long? Zach: Well um... You know... Stuff and uh. Jessica: Does Jess need to slap the words out your mouth? Zach: Ugh, well. I was backstage with my wife, Jewel. We were... Jessica: Uhh don’t even we have children watching even though im pretty sure they know what hoe's do. *The Crowd Explodes with laughter* Jessica: Alright..Well the Assassins lets sit down and think about the name..I don’t wanna pull out the dictionary but we all know the meaning don’t we? Where did it come from cause you didn’t exactly take out anyone in xwe Kashawn: The name... *Gets cut off by Zach, yet again* Zach: The name is clear Jessica. The Assassins. We dominated the tag divisions, and well... The name suits us. Can you think of a better name? Jessica: Actually I did..I have *Jessica pulls out a list* The fags, The Untalented, Black n White..That’s a keeper right there! Oh oh! new 1...OREO! Kashawn: Well it was hard choosing a name. We needed something that suited us, something that let everyone know what we're about. Zach: That's why as a team... I chose the name 'The Assassins'. Kashawn: There aint no 'I' in team Zach... Zach: Whatever, my wife, Jewel liked the name so... Hate it or love it. Kashawn: Your wife, Jewel, beautiful this and Jewel that... When will you two stop thinking about yourselves? Zach: What are you talking about? *Kashawn drops his mic and leaves the ring as Jessica and Zach stand there* Jessica: Uh oh I think he’s gonna kill Jewel! Zach: You know what this whole show was a waste of my time..Im outta here! Jessica: Wait..The best part of the show has yet to come Zachy boy. Sit Down and Relax because you along with everybody watching is about to see the highlight of the show..So with that being said.. “Ring the alarm. I been through this to long. But I’ll be dammed if I see another chick on your arm. Wont you ring the alarm. I been through this to long. But I’ll be dammed if I see another chick on your arm!” Monique Ortons theme song begins blasting through the Xwe speakers as Monique Orton makes her way onto the stage. Jessica Hardy: G O Golly! I didn't know Monique Orton was gonna be here! *Jessica Throws her hands over her mouth as if she was surprised* Monique Orton: Zachy boy look over here buddy..Ya know your little..hmmm i dont even know what her relation to you anymore is..But anyhow that damn Jade..im sure you have seen the tape she played of me and cena did you not? Zach: Actually I did happen to see it. Pretty amazing stuff I have to say. Wasn’t it nice of her? Monique Orton: Oh yes very nice. But Zach everyone knows im the bitch who gets the last laugh around here and in this situation I will still get the last laugh. Zach: What does this have to do with me? Monique Orton: Well I was on Aggression going through some tapes. And I happen to run by a tape with your name on it so I decided to watch it and I found some very shocking stuff. I’m sure your wife, Jewel, would love to see it. I was rather lazy this past week. So instead of mailing it, I decided to play it here, live on Thursday Night Unleashed! Jessica Hardy: You heard the Woman. Play the tape. * The Camera zooms into the Screen and tape begins to Play **THIS** Zach: What! Omg! Turn That Off! Nothing Happened! Nothing! Jessica: Feeling guilty? I mean no one asked if anything happened..But I do have one Last Question for you.. Zach: Oh Really and what might that be? *Jessica gets up from her chair and begins walking up the ramp towards monique* Jessica: Which sister was better..Jewel..Or Jade? *Zach begins going wild throwing things inside of the ring towards the ramp at Jessica & Monique* Jessica: Oh Sweetie you throw like a gurl.. Anyhow *Jessica Laughs* Do Ya Luv It? *Jessica & Monique begin laughing as they leave the ramp heading backstage* As Jessica and Monique make their way backstage they’re approached by Trish Stratus Trish: I don’t appreciate what happened last week! I cant believe you of all people cheated me. . me of the win! Look at us, the three original Bas Ass Bitches! Monique begins to point her finger to herself and Jessica counting one. . two. . Jessica: Mo stop! *laughs* Trish. . Trish. . you took up space We added you on because we needed a punching bag. That’s all. Trish: Punching bag?! Well Jessica, I just came back from Austin’s office and. . Monique: And we all can tell. You missed a spot on your lip Trish: Very funny! Jessica, me and you, match. .NOW! Jessica: Are you serious? Jessica and Monique begin to laugh. Monique: Girl, go handle this light weight. Im going to see if I can find Randy. I’ll meet you in your locker room in about 5 minutes? Monique walks away as a official walks up to Jessica and Trish Official: Let’s go ladies. Match starts now. Unleashed goes to commercial. . . Jessica Hardy VS Trish Stratus The bell sounds off and Trish and Jessica begin to look at each other. The match starts off with Trish getting an easy grapple on Jessica. She swings Jessica around and lands a reverse neckbreaker. Trish drops down on Jessica giving her a hard elbow to the mid-section. She then waits for Jessica to get back to her feet. Trish stands back and then runs towards Jessica to land a hurricarana…but before she could do that Jessica spins around and lands the dangerous DDT! King: Ouch! Poor Trish! I think she may need my help JR: Sit down King. The crowed cheers with anticipation. Jessica quickly drops down for the cover. 1.......... 2............. Trish throws her arm up fiercely to break the count. Jessica grabs Trish by her arm and sends her to the corner. She then charges at her, hitting her with a hard closeline sending Trish to the mat. Trish gets right back up and starts firing straight elbow’s at Jessica. Trish goes for an arm drag but Jessica reverses it with a elbow to the jaw. Trish staggers a little then grabs Jessica, sending her to the ropes. Trish bends down as if she was setting Jessica up. Jessica comes back from the rope, stops in front of Trish and gives her a hard kick to the chest. The two are both on their feet. Trish pushes herself off the ropes and gives Jessica a running forearm. Trish attempts at doing this again and this time Jessica falls to floor. Trish grabs Jessica’s legs and set her up for a figure four leg lock but Jessica reverses it and Trish ends up getting her neck squeezed by Jessica. Jessica tightens the hold but the ref comes over and signals for Jessica to let go. JR: She’s going to be DQ’ed King: I doubt it The ref makes it to four as Jessica stands up then sends Trish crashing to the matt. Jessica looks down at Trish’s falling body as the crowed cheers her on. Trish begins to get to her feet. As soon as she gets to her feet Jessica kicks her in the stomach, setting her up for the Bitch Knock Out. King: BKO!. . B. . .K. . O! ‘Dirrty… Filthy… Nasty’ The music blast through the arena as Jewel makes her way to center stage. JR: I smell trouble. . . Jessica flings Trish to the mat and walks over to the ropes. She begin to taunt Jewel yelling out ‘Bring it bitch’ as Jewel starts to head down the ramp. Jessica continues to tell Jewel to come on when all of a sudden Jewel stops mid way. JR: Turn around Jess! Turn around! Jewel stands there laughing as Jessica has a puzzle look on her face. All of a sudden Trish comes from behind and sneaks in a roll up pin, holding onto Jessica’s pants! The ref comes in for the count. . 1................ 2............. ...............3! King: Well Ill be damned! Lilian: Here’s your winner via pin fall, Trish Stratus! Trish quickly leaves the ring and rushes pass Jewel, who’s laughing, while Jessica looks on in shock. She rolls out the ring and grabs her title. She then heads up the ramp and gets in Jewel face. Jewel: Go ahead and hit me Jessica. Im sure Stone Cold would love for you to disobey him and his contract Jessica turns around and starts to head back toward the ring. She stops and look out to the crowd and grabs something JR: What is that? She walks back toward Jewel with her hand behind her back and a smile on her face. Jewel’s a little confused and steps back a little. Jessica walks close to her and pulls out a cup from behind her back. Jewel starts to get nervous and yells out “You better not!” As she finish her last word, Jessica pours the cup of beer all over Jewel’s head! Jewel begins to scream hysterically as Jessica, as well as the crowd, laughs and looks on. King: She didn’t touch her! Jewel, still screaming, starts to wipe the beer out of her eyes as she runs backstage. The cameras zoom backstage. . . The Miz: Ladies and gentlemen, I am here with Shelton Benjamin! Shelton, two weeks ago you had to face Undertaker in an Intergender Tag Team Match. We just wanna know, how did it feel to go against a Dead Man? Shelton Benjamin: I'm not gonna lie, man, I was freaked out! No one wants to face The Phenom! Even if it isn't really a one on one match! If you see him staring at you from the other side of the ring, it's just as intimidating as it is when he's looking down at you after slamming you to the mat. I'm just glad to be here right now, healthy and safe after being put in that match. Daryll Reed: And you know why you were put in that match? Daryll Reed then walks into view. You can hear the crowd booing from the arena. Shelton Benjamin: .....Why? Daryll Reed: It's because you're black! Shelton Benjamin: Excuse me? Daryll Reed: Yeah, you heard me! And the reason why you haven't had a title shot in like, what, forever? It's cuz you black! Shelton Benjamin: Oh really, -looking down at Daryll's US Title- then how bout you 'help a brotha out' and put that title of yours on the line! Daryll Reed: Ha! Have you lost your damn mind? You should know better than to challenge me. Shelton Benjamin: (mocking Daryll) Oh I see! You're not letting me have a title shot cuz I'm black! The crowd laughs in the background. Daryll Reed: What?! No! Shelton Benjamin: Yeah! Just cuz I'm black you're not letting me get a chance at your title! Daryll Reed: Black or not, I decide who gets a shot at my title, and when! But you know what, I will meet you in the ring tonight. But it's not gonna be for my US Title. Shelton Benjamin: Hey, that's fine with me. As long as I get to kick your ass! Catch you in the ring, 'homie'! Shelton then walks off and Daryll looks on in anger. Daryll then turns to Miz. Daryll Reed: WATCHU LOOKIN AT?! The Miz then walks away from freight. Daryll then leaves to get ready for his match. In another part of thebackstage area. . . We see Monique and Randy talking. Monique: Are you serious?! You can’t be serious because it isn’t that serious! Randy: Not that serious? Not only did you cheat on me, in public, but week after week you continue to be around him Monique: Randy that isn’t fair! You know Gianni is making me work with him Randy: Quit. Monique is shocked and stunned to hear what Randy said. Monique: Excuse me? Randy: Im sure you heard me. Gianni’s playing you week after week yet you’re still there. Why? Oh I forgot: Cena. Randy gives her a serious, but hurt, look and walks off as Monique stands there motionless. Daryll Reed vs. Shelton Benjamin "Ain't No Stoppin Me Now!" Shelton Benjamin's Theme plays and the crowd gives a pretty good pop for Shelton as he enters on stage. King: I don't see why Shelton be trippin, J.R.! Daryll's his homeboy! J.R.: What in the world are you saying, King? King: Oh man, I was hoping you would know! Shelton then begins to walk down the ramp, and gives a couple high fives to the crowd. Lillian: The following is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Orangeburg, South Carolina, at the weight of 245 pounds, SHELTON BENJAMIN! J.R.: This man, Shelton Benjamin, has some amazing talent. And this match right here, against the United States Champion, could get him going further in his young career. King: That's right. If you could beat the champ in a non-title match, that could easily get yourself a title shot! Benjamin better be ready! Shelton then quickly climbs up the steps and then climbs into the ring. He then gets onto the middle turnbuckle and points to the crowd, getting them pumped up. "WHO RUN IT?! You know, ya actin like ya don't know! WE RUN IT! I tear the club up, fo sho! WHO RUN IT?! This flow is gon' bring mo dough. WE RUN IT! You know, ya actin like a don't know!" Daryll Reed's Theme plays and he enters on stage with the US title over his shoulder. The crowd boos. King: And here comes the champ! J.R.: A very paranoid champ at that. He thinks everyone is against him, just because he's black! King: Well they are J.R.! Do you have something against him, J.R.? J.R.: No sir! I saw his debut match, and I say he is one fantastic athlete. He won his debut match and won that title after all. I just think he needs to focus more on his career rather then focusing on other's thoughts. If he focuses on his career, he could go even farther. King: Yeah, we might see him become World Heavyweight Champion! J.R.: Let's not go so face though, King. Daryll then slides his title in the ring and then slides in after it. He quickly picks it back up and stares hard at Shelton. He then gets on the middle turnbuckle and holds the title up in the air. The crowd boos and Daryll looks at them angrily. He then hops back down and then gives the title to the referee, who hands it off to the side and then calls for the bell. Shelton then quickly knocks Daryll off his feet. J.R.: Well it looks like this match is officially underway, and Shelton isn't wasting any time! Shelton then gets in the mount position and strikes multiple punches onto Daryll's forehead. The referee then tells him to stop before he disqualifies him. Shelton then gets off and then screams to the crowd, helping them to get more into this match. J.R.: Shelton seems to be somewhat of the fan favorite in this one. King: Shelton better stop playing with the crowd, and focus more on the match here. Daryll is up to one knee and Shelton tries to bring him to his feet. But Daryll sneaks in a hard punch to the gut and then thrusts Shelton to the mat. He then stomps on Shelton repetively until Shelton catches his foot and yanks him down to the mat. Shelton tries to put in an ankle lock, but Daryll quickly crawls to the ropes before it could be locked in. Shelton then lets go of his leg and then waits for Daryll to get up. Once he does, Shelton runs to him at full speed. But Daryll then lifts him over the top rope. Shelton, however, hangs on to the top rope. Little does Daryll know, Shelton is know dangling from the top rope, and pulling himself over and back into the ring. J.R.: Amazing! Look at that athleticism Daryll finally notices and runs to Shelton. But Shelton pulls down on the top rope and Daryll is sent flying over the top. King: Oh no! There goes the champ! Shelton then looks over as Daryll slowly begins to get to his feet. Shelton then runs to the other side of the ring to bounce off the ropes. He then jumps over the top rope and flips over to crash on Daryll. J.R.: A running somersault senton! Shelton Benjamin is a phenomenal athlete! Shelton then gets up and brings Daryll up with him. He then smashes Daryll's head on the apron and then slides him into the ring. Shelton slides in as well and then goes for the cover. 1...2...KICKOUT! J.R.: That was one close kickout there, folks. King: You're right. Come on, Daryll. Do it for 2Pac! Shelton is shocked, but he doesn't let it get the best of him. He then picks Daryll up and then hits him with a couple of right hands. He then goes for a kick, but Daryll holds on to it. He then pushes it away, making Shelton turn all the way around. While turning, Shelton goes for a heel kick, btu Daryll ducks underneath it and Shelton nearly loses his balance. Shelton then turns back to Daryll, and Daryll hits him with the Gunshot. J.R.: A Spear! But he calls it The Gunshot! King: And you can tell why! He moves so fast and he's so strong, it's almost as if you've be shot! Both men are lying on the mat in pain. The referee then begins to count. When he gets to 8, the two begin to rise to their feet. By 9 and a half, their both standing and exchanging blows. Daryll then goes for a clothesline, but Shelton ducks underneath it and then tries to go for the T-Bone Suplex. J.R.: T-Bone Suplex! Can we see it here tonight?! But Daryll pushes down all his weight to prevent it. He then strikes his shoulder to the side of Shelton's face to get him off. Daryll then gets in his clothesline. King: Did that answer your question? Daryll then kneels down and begins to choke out Shelton. While choking him, he slams Shelton’s head on the canvas. The referee begins to count him out, and when he gets to 4, Daryll stops and gets in the ref’s face. The referee slowly begins to back away from freight, and he finds himself trapped in the corner. Daryll then turns around and Shelton comes running for the Shelton Splash. But Daryll moves out of the way and Shelton crashes into the ref. J.R.: Oh my god, the ref is out! King: Look what Shelton did! He should pay! Shelton is shocked as the referee begins to lose his balance. Shelton then turns over to Daryll and then runs toward him. But Daryll catches him and hits the Massacre. J.R.: Wow! What an amazing move by Daryll. King: He calls that the Massacre! Daryll then gets to his feet and then reaches into his pocket. He then looks like he is putting something onto his hand. J.R.: What is he doing? He then turns around to reveal his four-finger ring on his hand. He then stalks Shelton as he slowly gets to his feet. Daryll then strikes a hard punch with the four-finger ring and Shelton falls to the mat. J.R.: Oh my! Daryll just hit Shelton with that four-finger ring! King: So that's what he was talking about! I talked with Daryll backstage and he said he would be introducing a new move! He called it the Four-Finger Punch! J.R.: Well it sure lives up to his name. Daryll then puts the ring back in his pocket and then goes for the pinfall. The ref then slowly begins to count. 1…………2…………KICKOUT! King: WHAT?! J.R.: OH MY! HOW DID SHELTON KICK OUT OF THAT?! Daryll is shocked when Shelton kicks out, and the crowd erupts with cheers. Daryll then goes to the ref and picks him up as if he were nothing. He then gets in his face and complains. But then Shelton turns him around and hits the T-Bone Suplex. Shelton the goes for the pin. 1……2……3! J.R.: T-BONE! T-BONE! AND SHELTON WINS IT! Lillian: And here is your winner, SHELTON BENJAMIN! Daryll can't believe it. Shelton then raises his arms in the air in celebration, still a bit weakened from the Four-Finger Punch. He then turns around and Daryll comes out of nowhere with the US title and smacks it across Shelton's face. J.R.: Oh come on! Is this necessary?! It's bad enough you used a four-finger ring! Shelton then falls to the mat and Daryll looks down at him and talks trash. He then raises the title high into the air and smirks. He then leaves the ring and heads to the back. J.R.: Well I hope he's proud of himself! King: Don't worry J.R., it looks like he is! As the cameras fade backstage. . . Jewel is seen backstage talking on her cell phone. The camera moves closer to Jewel to hear what she is saying… Jewel: “I know, I just can’t believe he would do such a thing. I mean, I know I haven’t been the perfect partner in a relationship, but I’ve done nothing to hurt Zach…” Jewel pauses to listen to the other person speak… Jewel: “Especially with my sister!!! You know, I thought Jade and I were getting closer with our relationship but it just seems that she’s trying to break Zach and I apart…” Jewel turns around and hangs up the phone instantly. The camera turns around and Zach Carter is standing there watching Jewel. Zach: “Hey babe… Who was that on the phone?” Jewel: “Just an old friend, you don’t know him!” Zach: “Would this old friend happen to be someone you’ve been ‘with’ before?” Jewel: “Don’t start this shit now Zach… I saw the video that was played before.” Zach: “Before you say anything, whatever you’re thinking didn’t happen! I promise Jewel, I would never do anything like that to you.” Jewel: “Don’t try and change the situation. Are you calling me a liar Zachary James Carter?” Zach: “This is outrageous babe! I can’t believe you would actually think I’d do such a thing… Just because you’ve broken up a marriage before, it don’t mean I will!” Jewel: “Don’t turn this on me… there are plenty of other guys out there who can please me far better than what you can!” Zach: “I agree with everyone else now Jewel. You are a slut and nothing will ever change that!” Jewel gets so angry at Zach’s recent words that she swings her arm towards Zach, slamming her flat hand into the side of Zach’s face. She turns around and walks off towards the bathroom in a huge state of rage leaving Zach standing alone looking shocked and caressing his injured jaw! The cameras cut backstage area We see Sami by the beverage table talking on her cell phone Sami: I don’t care if people think im wrong. Im sure he’s using me too. But I wont let him poll the wool over my eyes. If anything, I’ll get him before he gets me. As she raise her cup up to drink, someone aproaches her and smacks the cup out her hand Sami: What’s wrong with you?! Hanging up her phone turns around, grabs a napkin, and wipes off her mouth. Turning back around, she’s face to face with TaTyana TaTyana: So what are you, some sort of slut? Sami: Excuse me?! TaTyana: Im sure you heard what I said. You’re trying to use Oliver to get to the top? What’s with these so called divas Stephanie’s been signing? Every one wants to sleep with a man to get to the top Sami: Im sure you’re a little delirious. I’m far from sleeping with Oliver. Using his talent and charm to get us the gold, yes, sleeping: never. Now if you excuse me, I need to go prepare my partner for his match. Sami turns on her heels and walks off. TaT runs up behind her, grabs her by the hair and flings her onto the table. She then jumps on top of her, banging her head on the table repeatedly. Sami begins to scream and yell, telling TaTyana to get off but no avail. Kicking TaTyana off of her, Sami tries to gain her composure. As soon as she stands up TaTyana charges at her, spearing her back down. TaT get’s on top of her once again and starts to smack her around as a few officials run toward them Official #1: Beak it up ladies! Break it up now! Official #2: Ms Casey get off of her. This isn’t the time or place for all of that. An official grabs TaTyana off of Sami while the other tend to Sami. TaT tries to break lose but no luck. The cameras fade out as Sami taunts TaTyana JR: Good gracious! What in the world has gotten into TaTyana? King: More like who’s gotten into her. JR: Stop that King! They’re barely friends. As a matter of fact, he’s up now against TaTyana’s partner, Fury. The lights dim as the camera slowly zooms in on the titantron JR: I don’t remember this in Fury’s entrance. . As the scene oppens we are outside a graveyard it is stormy out as the camera pans around the graveyard we see a figure wearing a hood dressed in all black we cant see his face but the black hoodie says To the Xtreme. He has an shovel and some gasoline and a box of matches. He looks into the camera with an intense look on his face and begins to speak John Anaya: I know what you might be thinking: Why the hell would the XWE hire an X convict a man that surived time from when he was ten to sixteen? A man that is considerd nothing more than a f***ing psychopath. Now you may not like me and hell I don't give a shit if you do. When I was in prison, being raped by Bubba, were the hell were they? He gets a dazed look in his eye and pours the gas over the grave and puts a match to it and it is set on fire he laughs as the scene turns to static King: What the hell was that about? JR: Im not sure but we have a match up next. . Fury w/ TaTyana Casey vs. Oliver King w/ Samantha Bianco “Welcome to the Black Parade” by My Chemical Romance hits as Fury and TaTyana appear on stage. Lilian: This match is schedule for fall introducing first accompanied to the ring by TaTyana Casey. He hails from Santa Monica, California weighing in at 220lbs. Fury! JR: Well I have to tell you King despite it not being announced you have to wonder if match has Intergender title implications. King: You can say that again, I mean Fury is bringing TaT out here so you have to guess Oliver will be followed by Sami. It’s possible that the winner of this match with sooner or later get a chance at the intergender titles. The crowd cheers as Fury, and TaT, make there way to the ring. Fury slides in and play to the crowd. The crowd cheers more as he stretches out and prepares for his match. JR: The crowd seems to be showing there affection for.... Before JR can finish his sentence “Hero” by 30 Seconds to Mars hits and the crowd errupts in cheer. Oliver makes his way out to the stage and just stares Fury down. Lilian: And his opponent accompanied to the ring by Samantha Bianco from Beverly Hills, California weighing in at 230lbs. He is “The Royal One” Oliver King! JR: And listen to this ovation for “The Royal One” Oliver King! King: Hey where’s Samantha. Oliver makes his way down the ramp and reaches ringside where he walks over to TaTyana. He places his hand under his chin and looks at her. They are exchanging words, but what’s being said can’t be heard. Just then Samantha makes her way down to ringside and begins trying to attack TaTyana. Oliver stands between the two women trying to break them up. While Oliver tries to keep a fight from starting on the outside Fury run towards Oliver and baseball slides catching Oliver square in the face. JR: Oliver King was trying too keep the ladies from fighting and Fury took advantage of Oliver’s distraction. King: Sami seemed a little angry, but I couldn’t tell at what? Oliver smooching up on TaT, or TaT’s words before the match. JR: Either way this match is under way. Fury picks Oliver up and slides him in the ring. DING DING DING! The bell starts the match as Oliver gets to his feet. Fury runs up and hits Oliver with a hard right. Oliver retaliates with a right of his own, and the two men begin trading blows. Fury hits Oliver with a really hard right and the crowds reacts. Oliver turns back and hits Fury so hard Fury goes right off his feet as the crowd erupts. Oliver begins show boating and Fury hold his chin as he gets up trying to shake off the hard blow. JR: Oliver King just showing off as usual. King: Well when you got it, you got it JR. Fury angered charges Oliver and tackles him down to the mat. Fury begins mauling Oliver with hard lefts and rights. Oliver rolls Fury over and does the same. Fury reverses it and begins mauling Oliver again, the two men obviously wanting to just beat the pulp out of each other. Fury with the upperhand yanks Oliver to his feet by his hair, and then throws his head hard to the mat. Oliver holds his head in pain as Fury begins to showboat. JR: Well Fury showboating now, I guess in response to Oliver’s showboating earlier. King: Well Oliver is probably going to do it a lot more. Fury picks Oliver up and Irish whips him to the ropes. He charges the incoming Oliver and hits him with a Tornado DDT. He quickly gets to his feet and picks Oliver up keeping the momentum in his favor. Fury reverse headlocks Oliver and is about to a bulldog but Oliver pushes Fury off and Fury bounces off the ropes and right back to Oliver and gets caught in a T-Bone Suplex. JR: Wow nice reversal but Oliver. Oliver takes advantage of the momentum shift and picks Fury up hitting him with a suplex. Without getting up he rolls under the bottom rope and pops up using the ropes. He then spring board senton’s into the ring and hits Fury right in the mid section. Oliver once again begins showboating and Fury uses this time to get to his feet. Fury charges but Oliver turns around and clothesline the incoming Fury. Oliver picks Fury up and slips behind him hitting him with a German suplex. Oliver hops up on the top rope and launches off and hits Fury with a moonsault. 1-2-.... Kickout!!! JR: Oliver with a perfect balance of technical, and high impact aerial maneuvers has taken control of this match. King: Isn’t he great! Oliver gets up not reacting to the kickout and goes over to the turnbuckle leaning back as Fury slowly gets up. Oliver taunts Fury by grinning and motioning with his hands telling Fury to bring it. JR: Oliver King is calling Fury out.... He body language says it all, as if too say “I’ve seen what you got, but is that all.... Come one bring it.” King: Wow! That’s a mouthful of body language JR. I’ll tell you who’s body language I’d like to have a mouthful of... JR: Oh stop King. Enraged Fury charges Oliver. Oliver uses the leverage of the ropes and puts two boots right in Fury’s face taking him off his feet. Oliver then pushes himself to the middle rope and leaps off driving an elbow into the head of Fury. Oliver picks Fury up and hits him with a Sambo suplex. Then continues the assault with Northern Lights Suplex, and finishes up with a Half nelson suplex. JR: Oliver King displaying a jaw dropping Technical display of talent. King: He’s the “Human Suplex Machine.” JR: I believe that name was once before taken King. King: Ok, Technical King.... Suplex King.... King of Technical Wrestling... JR: Keep trying King. Oliver looks on the outside at TaTyana and blows her a kiss. TaTyana looking a bit smitten blushes and smiles at Oliver. Seeing this Sami gets angered and goes over to TaT and slaps her right in the face. TaT becomes angered and begins fighting back. JR: And now the battle outside between TaT and Sami has begun. King: Technical Wrestling Machine..... Technical Wrestling King.... JR: You’re still on that.....Look TaTyana is being stripped. King: What!? Where?! JR: Just kidding. King: Cruel JR, cruel. Oliver is about to go out and break them up but Fury trips him up and locks in an Ankle lock. Fury begins applying pressure and Oliver begins to yell in pain. Outside TaT hits Sami with a bulldog and then puts the boots to her. Back inside the ring Oliver is crawling to the ropes but Fury pulls him back applying more pressure. Oliver begins fighting through the pain and pushing off the ground he’s able to get the other foot planted and the twists around hitting Fury with an enziguri. Oliver goes back down nursing his ankle a bit. Outside TaT once again paying attention to the match doesn’t see Sami get up and then grab the steel chair. JR: She’s got a chair. Fury gets up before Oliver who is still nursing the foot. Sami slides the chair in the ring next to Oliver, then bashes TaT’s head in the ring post and rolls her in the ring. Sami gets in the ring and stomps on TaT. Oliver slowly gets up and not seeing the chair accidently pushes it right into Fury’s hands. The ref grabs Sami and pushes out of the ring but Sami doesn’t go lightly as she grabs the ref’s head and guillotines him on the top rope. The ref is out. JR: Samantha Bianco just took out the refferee. King: But it may have worked against her because look who has the chair. Fury has the chair and is enraged at all of Oliver’s show boating and constant taunting he begins threatening Oliver with the chair. Behind Oliver TaTyana begins getting to her feet. Fury pissed swings the chair but Oliver dodges it and TaTyana takes the hard shot to the head instead of Oliver. Oliver leaps up and Fury not knowing what happens and turns back to Oliver. Oliver delivers a VanDaminator style kick to Fury connecting with the chair. JR: OH MY LORD FURY JUST TOOK OUT HIS OWN PARTNER IN HIS FURY! King: Pun intended? Look at Oliver tending to TaTyana. Oliver seeing what just happened kneels down and takes TaTyana in his arms. He begins tending to the out cold TaTyana with an extremely worried look on his face. Oliver begins running his hand through TaT’s hair trying to revive her, but she seems to be out cold. On the outside Sami shakes the ref awakening him, and then screams at Oliver to pin Fury. Almost as if her were ignoring her Oliver continues to try revive TaT. Meanwhile Fury begins to come too, and heads toward Oliver too take advantage of Oliver’s distraction. Sami warns Oliver, and Oliver stands up as Fury tries to kick Oliver in the midsection. Oliver catches Fury’s foot and locks him in a Capture Suplex planting him right in the middle of the ring. Oliver then goes to the top and leaps off hitting Fury with the Oliver Twist. JR: Oliver Twist! This could be over. Oliver pins Fury. 1-2-3! Lilian: Here is your winner “The Royal One” Oliver King! “Hero” by 30 Seconds to Mars hits as Sami gets up in the ring and begins celebrating with Oliver, but Oliver walks past Sami and slides TaTyana’s limp body out of the ring. Oliver in a hurry carries TaTyana back stage as he leaves Sami in the ring alone, and confused. Xwe Unleashed heads backstage..... Jewel is seen in the bathroom mirror with Amy fixing herself up. Jewel: "Oh it feels so good to get that beer smell off of me..I really do hate that bitch Jessica!..Who the hell does she think she is!" Jewel slams her hands down on the bathroom sink Amy: "Well we have something in common..The hatered of Jessica Hardy..We both fear her a little too!" Jewel: "Ugh! Speak for yourself, I have never been scared of Jessica and I never will be. If I could have slapped her tonight I would have. She’s lucky she’s not in here right now or I would..." *The Bathroom Door opens and in walks Jessica Hardy* Jessica: "Oh continue sweetie I believe you were gonna say something like you would slap me? Hurt Me? Well your a lesbian so it was prolly something else" Amy begins heading towared the exit leaving the bathroom when Jessica pushes it closed Jessica: "And where do you think your going? You know the Drill..Hit the Toilet!" Amy's face sadens as amy walks into the bathroom stall. Amy gets to her knees pulls her hair back and shoves her face in the toilet Jessica: "That a girl...That will be you when im done with you Jewel.." Jewel: "Don't dream on it. Have all the fun you can with the title because once the ppv hits that title will be back to its owner." Jessica: "Oh jewel you make me laugh.." Jessica walks by Jewel and slightly bumps her as she begins exiting. Jewel: "You Bitch!" *Jewel shoves Jessica knocking her into the Camera man. The Cameraman falls over and loud bangs are heard in the bathroom seconds later. The Sound of shattering glass is heard and than a big boom. The Camera man gets back to his feet and grabs the camera. Jessica Hardy is seen exiting the bathroom saying "Crazy Bitch". The Camera man runs into the Bathroom stall and Jewel is seen laid out on the toilet with blood on her forhead. Shatterd glass is all over the bathroom floor. The Camera man begins exiting as he opens the other bathroom stall. Amy is seen with her head in the bathroom toilet..Amy takes her head out of the toilet and looks at the camera man Amy: " Is She Gone" Amy says as the Camera fades away The camera cuts to the back and follows Oliver King as he carries TaTyana through the back. Oliver: Move! Move! Out of the way! Oliver moves through the crowd of backstage workers, wrestlers, ring crew, and production crew as he carries the injured TaTyana. Oliver carries TaTyana to an ambulance. The EMT’s hop out and help Oliver put TaT in the stretcher. EMT: What happened. Oliver: She took a hard shot to the hard with a chair. She’s been out cold ever since. EMT: Are you her Husband? Oliver: No. EMT: We’ll take it from here then. The EMT’s load TaTyana in to the ambulance and a worried Oliver watches as they close the door and drive away. As the ambulance drives of a enraged Samantha rushes up behind Oliver. Sami: What is your problem!? I am your partner and you just left me in the ring. Oliver: What? Sami pushes Oliver, and Oliver reels back alittle caught off guard. Sami: I don’t know what’s with you and TaT, but frankly I don’t give a shit! You better straighten out and get you head in the game. You nearly lost your match tonight because of that slut and I’m not going to let your obsession over her ruin our chances at the Intergender titles. Oliver: Obsession? Slut? Sami: Yeah you’ve been all over TaT since you got to XWE, and it makes me sick, but I put up with it because I know you’re talented enough to help me win those titles. But I swear if you screw this up because goo goo eyes over that whore I’ll.... Oliver snaps back. Oliver: You’ll what! Tell me Sami what are you going to do?! Sami: Don’t talk to me like that. Sami tries to slap Oliver but Oliver catches Sami’s wrist. Oliver: Listen good SAMANTHA! I may be your partner, but there’s something a little deeper then partnership that I have with TaT, so before you go blowing up at me about “nearly” losing, remember one thing, I’m the talent, and looks on this team, and I could find another partner..... Oliver snaps his fingers. Oliver: ....like that! So you can go off on a tagent and tell everyone I’m crazy, and that you’re using me, which I didn’t appreciate by the way. But remember you need me, I DON’T need you. Oliver lets Sami’s wrist go and walks away as Sami crosses her arms and pouts. JR: Looks like it all blew up in Samantha’s face Batisha & Lita VS Undertaker & Natasha Reid Intergender Tag Team Championship Batista's Theme Plays and the crowd begins to cheer. Batista and Lita then enter on stage with their Intergender Tag Team titles around their waists. J.R.: Here come the champs. Do you think that they could be in serious jeopardy tonight, King? King: Well of course! They're facing not only Natasha Reid, but The Undertaker as well! They then begin to walk down the ramp. Lillian: The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall. And it is for the Intergender Tag Team Championship! Introducing first, LITA AND BATISTA! Batista then walks up the ramp in front of Lita and holds down the second rope for her. Lita then enters the ring and Batista follows after. They then raise their hands into the air in return of a louder cheer from the crowd. Batista then takes off his belt and is handed Lita's belt. Batista then hands it to the referee, who holds it high into the air to show what's up for grabs. He then tosses it to the side. Then "Get Up" by Ciara plays and Natasha Reid then enters on stage. She then looks around the arena before she begins to walk down the ramp. Lillian: And one half of their opponents, from Trenton, New Jersey, weighing in at 129 pounds, NATASHA REID! J.R.: Natsha has one...well...a different partner at her side. King: Yeah, Taker's a pretty freaky guy. But think about it, Batista was crazy before too. But Lita was able to change him! Maybe Natasha can do the same for Taker! J.R.: I guess our divas have some sort of magic spell on these superstars. She then stops at the end of the ramp and looks up at Batista and Lita pumped up. A gong is then heard and the lights go out. King: Oh no! Here he comes! Will you hold me J.R.? J.R.: God no! You stay over there! A second gong is heard and the lights then turn blueish-purple. You can see Batista and Lita looking around in freight. Natasha is looking around the arena, looking for her partner. She then looks down at shock at the smoke begining to fill the ramp and the stage. She then turns to the stage and out comes the Undertaker. Lillian: And her partner, from Death Valley, at the weight of 305 pounds, THE UNDERTAKER! King: Man, just seeing his entrance makes you wanna run! Gotta give it to Batista and Lita for going with this match! The Undertaker then slowly makes his way down the ramp to join with Natasha. Undertaker then makes his way up the ramp, but stops at the top step. He then slowly raises his arms and the lights come back to normal. He then enters the ring and Batista and Lita exit. Natasha then slides into the ring and stares at Lita. Taker then takes off his coat and throws it over the ropes. He then takes off his hat in front of his face, when pulling it away, he rolls his eyes to the back of his head. He them brings then back and then tosses his hat out. The referee then tells them the match must start. Taker then asks Natasha if she wants to start out and she accepts. Taker then takes a second look at Batista and then gets out on the apron. Batista then urges Lita to get in and she then slides in as Batista gets on the apron. The bell rings and Lita and Natasha lock up. Lita then turns her hold into a drop toe hold. Lita then gets back on her and tries to lock in a head lock. But Lita begins to roll away until she rolls out of the ring. Lita the urges her to come back inside, but Natasha hesitates. She slowly begins to crawl back into the ring and gets back to her feet. She then stares at Lita hard and then runs at her. Lita then side steps and pushes Natasha so that she keeps on running. Natasha then bounces back off the ropes and hits a crossbody. He then gets in the mount position and then begins to slap Lita repeatedly. J.R.: Natasha has a little bit of fight in her today! King: Well duh! She's going for the Intergender titles! Besides, I don't think she wants to disappoint the Undertaker! Batista then gets in to help her but Natasha runs away and tags in Taker. Batista begins to walk back as Taker gets into the ring. King: And a tag is made. And that means Batista has to fight! J.R.: Yeah, the men must battle the men and the women must battle the women. But it looks like Batista is a bit afraid! King: Well would you wanna face that dead man?! Batista then paces toward him and goes for a punch. But Taker blocks it and gets in a shot of his own. Taker then knees him in the gut and then wraps his arm around. He then climbs to the top rope to go for Old School. But Lita runs over and wiggles the rope to make Taker fall on the top rope. Lita then laughs, but then Natasha comes out of no where and clotheslines her outside of the ring. Natasha then mocks her by laughing at her. But then Lita yanks her leg and then pulls her out of the ring. The two then begin to battle on the outside. King: Yes! We've got a catfight out here, J.R.! J.R.: Yes, but the match will be determined by what's going on in the ring. And that's what really matters. King: Well two beautiful women fighting each other matters more to me! PUPPIES! Meanwhile, Batista pulls Taker to make him fall onto the mat. Batista then picks him up and then throws him into the corner. Batista then begins to give several shoulder thrusts to Taker's gut. Batista then backs away for a full speed shoulder thrust. He then heads toward Taker at full speed. But Taker quickly moves out of the way and Batista crashes into the steel post. J.R.: OH MAN! THAT HAS GOT TO HURT! King: Will you shut up, J.R.? I'm trying to watch Natasha and Lita! J.R.: Come on, King! Be professional! Taker then pulls him out and then goes for the pin. But the referee is busy trying to break up the fight between the ladies on the outside. He tries to get them to go to their corners. King: Tell that to the referee then! It looks like he can't keep his eyes off them either! Taker then gets up, irritated, and then turns the ref around. The referee explains he was busy, but Taker is annoyed and refuses to listen. Lita then begins to fight back with Natasha, and the referee turns back around to stop them. Taker then turns around and sees that Batista is back up. Batista goes full speed looking for a secret attack, but it goes to waste when Taker hits him with a big boot. J.R.: Batista was looking for a attack from behind, but it backfired! King: You're still not looking at the divas?! Come on! You probably the only man that's not! J.R.: Well I'm sorry, King. I actually want to do my job. I don't get paid to look at women all the time. King: You get paid to talk. So just talk and look at the divas at the same time! WOOO! Lita then looks back up and is shocked to see that Taker is still on his feet. Lita then gets on the apron and argues with Taker. Taker then slowly begins to walk toward her and Lita begins to a bit afraid. Natasha then gets on the apron and throws Lita into the ring. Lita then looks up from the floor to see Taker staring down at her. She then quickly gets up and begs Taker not to hurt her. She then bends over to beg. Then Natasha gets into the ring and runs up behind her. She then hits her Running Bulldog, and at the same time, landing on Batista with a leg drop. J.R.: A nice combination there! Lita then rolls out of the ring as Taker picks up Batista. Taker then twists Batista's arm around and then holds him in front of Natasha. Natasha then slaps him hard. Taker then lifts him up with the one hand then holds Batista's twisted arm. He then tosses him around and then slams him on the ground. J.R.: A little bit of teamwork as well! We might be seeing new Tag Team Champs, folks! Taker then looks at Natasha and Natasha points to the turnbuckle and the top rope. Taker then nods in agreement as he picks up Batista. He picks up Batista again and then, once more, twists the same arm. He then drags him to the turnbuckle and then climbs to the top turnbuckle. He then begins to tight rope walk the top rope and then hits Old School. Lita then slides into the ring and runs toward Natasha. But Natasha stops her with a kick to the gut. Natasha then lifts up her head and then grabs her throat. She then lifts up Lita and then hits her with a chokeslam. King: A chokeslam?! That's Taker's move! She then looks at Taker and smiles and giggles. Taker looks back at her impressed. Meanwhile, Batista slowly begins to get to his feet. He is kneeling over, trying to find his strength. But Taker then grabs him and then hits him with the Tombstone Piledriver. J.R.: And a Tombstone Piledriver! This may be it! He then crosses Batista's arms and then sticks out his tongue and rolls his eyes to the back of his head. Natasha then begins to count with the ref. 1...2...3! J.R.: And they've done it! We have ourselves new Intergender Tag Team Champions! Lillian: And here are your winners, and NEW INTERGENDER TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: NATASHA REID AND THE UNDERTAKER! Natasha then screams with joy and then hugs Undertaker. King: I can't believe it, J.R.! JR: New champions! New Champions! She then lets go and the referee awards them with the Intergender Tag Team titles. They then raise their titles in the air. Taker then takes Natasha's hand and raises it in the air. JR: That’s all the time we have for tonight’s show! King: Im still in shocked. Taker and Tasha working so well? They’re two different people JR: King. . shut up! See you next week for another live showing of XWE Unleashed! The cameras slow fade out as Undertaker and Natasha are celebrating. |