1. Think hard and see if you can remember your birth date. If you cannot remember no matter how hard you try, you are probably an Aquarius.
2. Divide all of the digits in your birth date by pi and cube the resulting number (this is easy for Capricorns). Subtract Jon Bon Jovi's inseam and, starting from Aries, count through the signs until you've reached that number.
3. If you still can't figure it out, grab a mirror because it may be tattooed on the back of your left earlobe.
4. Ignore all of the above and consult a real book about astrology.
Note: If you are an orphan, screw it and pick your favorite.
Note yet again: If you are one of those skeptics who believes that there is no point to astrology, proceed to the following section, "The Point to Astrology".
The Point to Astrology
The point to astrology is that it is a really nifty way of finding things out about people that they wouldn't want you to know otherwise.
Now you can go back and click on your sign to find out more.
