Here is a quick list of generalizations you can consult to pass incorrect judgements on family and friends. A dorky symbol is included next to each to make it look more authentic.
	Aries ( ? ) Planet ruled by: Mars Keyword: Arrgh Key Phrase: I pummel Symbol: Ram Taurus ( ? ) Planet ruled by: Pluto Keyword: Whatever Key Phrase: I sulk Symbol: Chipmunk Gemini ( ? ) Planet ruled by: Goofy Keyword: Huh? Key Phrase: I argue Symbol: Snickers Bar Cancer ( ... ) Planet ruled by: The bright one Keyword: Hmm Key Phrase: I know Symbol: Giant Panda Leo ( ! ) Planet ruled by: Planet Hollywood Keyword: Mine Key Phrase: I rock Symbol: Mighty Mouse Virgo ( ? ) Planet ruled by: Mars Keyword: No Key Phrase: I clean Symbol: Chastity Belt				Libra ( ™ ) Plant ruled by: Venus Flytrap Keyword: Coffee Key Phrase: I alienate Symbol: Vase Scorpio ( @?#*! ) Planet ruled by: Mars Keyword: Seethe Key Phrase: I plot Symbol: The Legion of Doom Sagittarius ( * ) Planet ruled by: Kevin Keyword: Wazzup Key Phrase: I tap-dance Symbol: Nude Man Capricorn ( ) Planet ruled by: The one with sharp corners Keyword: Own Key Phrase: I insist Symbol: Peanut Aquarius ( :-D ) Planet ruled by: California Keyword: Dude Key Phrase: I drink Symbol: Dancing Bears Pisces ( § ) Planet ruled by: Moons and meteorites Keyword: Fairies Key Phrase: I overdramatize Symbol: Fish With a Hookah