Reg's Corner
							Reg Hart is my father-in-law. He is a self-confessed beer connoisseur and spends his retirement making sure he doesn't lose his touch. He says his mother lived to the age of 92 and never needed glasses - she always drank straight from the bottle! He also knows so many jokes that I thought I'd dip into his lifetime's collection and bring you some of my personal favourites.
				My favourite Reg quote is: 'A bachelor is a man who never made the same mistake once!'
			Did you hear about the politician who crossed his jock-strap with a calculator so he could count on his own support? or the man who crossed a Scotsman with a mouse trap and got a squeaky jock-strap? and what about the man who crossed a submarine with a tamborine and formed the Salvation Navy?
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