MY FILE
Government File
Status: Classified

Name: Andrew Jaysoun Solorio

Known Nicknames: Art, Andy, Drewy

Age: 18

Sex: Male

Height: 5'11 1/2

Hair: Green, Yellow, Orange, Red, Blue, Who really knows

Eyes: Green, Blue and Hazel

Occupation: Starbucks

Income: I dunno, Files suck.

Threat Posed: Shoot on sight

Personality: Unknown

Prejudices: Boy bands, posers, nazis, racist people.

Status of Mind: Lost

Notes: Very weird ass kid. type of kid u should abort. Friends tend to be of psychotic nature. try not to encounter him. he is very sexy.

CASE CLOSED