LIAM'S UNIBROW RETURNS FROM VACATION

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[above] liam gallagher waiting in the airport lounge for his eyebrow last friday

"it was fookin' great!". so shouted liam gallagher's unibrow as it made it's way out of heathrow's customs last friday morning.  "hong kong is a great fookin' town 'la, all those lights and decent food, i was well 'appy to find a mcdonald's around the corner from the hotel - fookin' top maan! booze was shite though".

liam gallagher's unibrow has been a fixture on the oasis lead singer for a long time and this was the first vacation away from home.  "yeah, me n'our kid go way back 'la.  but since the disappointing sales of "on the shoulder of giants" we've been gettin 'on each others last nerve.  i decided to take a few weeks off, to let things cool down, like.  it does feel good to be back though!"

as the limo wound its way through the busy london streets,  the unibrow suddenly  broke into a medley of manchester city soccer chants and screamed at the limo driver to get the "fookin' finger out". eventually, the sight of the unibrow's favorite chipper perked it up, "cod, chip n' battered fookin' sausage!  you won't be getting that kind o'eatin' in fookin' china mate. give us it!"

as liam's unibrow munched and crunched its way through two helping of cod chips and battered sausage, it suddenly became reflective. "although i had a good time", stated the unibrow between chews "it's great to be back all the same. our kid got all huffy when i told him about me two week break.  if you think he's a moody fucker when i'm here, you can imagine what a right fookin' charmer  he is when i'm not fookin' here 'la!"

[above] liam gallagher's unibrow on vacation in hong kong

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