*~*~RANDOM SHIT*~*~

For starters, the background image is to "enlighten" you. *insert wink* This is the page of Random Quotes. You can't come quite close to it. It's unique and beautiful in it's own twisted mind boggling kind of way. Nevertheless, these are my people. "Mi mara". Here you will find the YODA of the blondes, the chicken's wisdom, the GREAT REALIZATION - that is accompanied by a hangover, stuff that just comes to you when you're bored *cough-stoned*, those magical words that float out of your head after you've hit your forehead with the steering wheel *cough, choke, cry*...or shit you just want to complain about, etc. Some quotes may seem offensive, so if it hurts your feelings and disrupts the "Christian - Fairy tale, la la land" BULLSHIT you live in please refrain from embarrassing yourself further and click the X on the upper right hand corner of your screen and EXIT immediately..you will NOT be granted the same privilege as those that DO have an open mind and aren't as crass and despairing as yourself. Ahem...anyway this will be regularly updated. Don't take my word on that though.

"THERE'S NOTHING WORST IN LIFE THAN A GAME OVER..." - JAIME [R.I.P_ Oct.10,1989 - Feb.3,2004]


"Hope is the pain we feel to make us try again." - the7thsin (MEH!)

"Life is like a box of chocolates...I just don't see how" - Jocey

"All I know is that I know nothing(Socrates). .... Not!!!I know lots of things. I know my twin is ugly"- Martin and Chris

"Baby me w/out you is like blunts with no weed" - Me whosyourphoenix: "sex with out you baby is like a bullet with out a gun"

"Reality is an illusion due to alcohol deficiency" - the 7th sin

"Why drink and drive, when you can smoke and fly." - Eli

"Everyone deserves a second chance, even chickens " - Rosy

"When i grow up , I want to be just like me ..." - Vy

"Opportunity is not a lengthy visitor" - Morgan

"If I cared, I'd ask." - HT

"I don't care if it rains or freezes as long as I got my plastic Jesus riding on the dashboard of my car." - Megan

"The boy in me wants to play, the man in me knows with what"- Oezoem

"The sound of silence is the most irritating sound of all"- Oezoem

"Tormented by my every undying devotion to you. I cry terrified the truth will never calm" - Aby

"Damn it Jim, I'm not a magician. And actually not even a doctor. I'm Not a fuckingdoctor.A cuckoo clock never gives the right time. We swim upstream for the cuckoo's dream. It's no surprise how low some will go." - Aby

"HELP! I'm trapped in the toilet, I fell in. Can you please help me... Hello... Hello.. Uh-oh i think someone is coming." - ISZZY

"When life hands you a hotdog, get a bun." - Rosy

"Life is like a dick when it gets hard.." - Jocey

"Johny sold his soul for bubble gum and now he's dead." - Juan

"Victims, aren't we all..." - Jobe

"Welcome to dumpsville, population...you!" Jon

"Save a tree wipe your ass with an owl" - Alex

" Walk proud on your ragged feet dragging your throne.......you wont get far." - Anuar

"No one is free when others are oppressed."(Anti-Flag)JON

"Fuck the nay sayers" - Drew

"Ever tried. Ever Fail. NO matter Try Again. Fail again. Fail Better." - Suzy

"The hands on the clock are the hands on your throat.."- Anuar

"You are ALL fucking crazy ass nymphos with NO sexual boundaries and NO clear cut sexual orientations" - Anonymous

"If love proves real, if two people were meant to be together, nothing can keep them apart."† The Crow †

"There is good in all of us, and I simply love people too much. So much that that it makes me feel too f*cking sad... remember its better to burn out then to fade away."-Kurt Cobain

"Chi chi chi chia pet was bitching at me today" - Jessi * "Yea once she straightened her hair and we were like AH! no curls!" -MEh "NO more Chia!!"-Iszzy

"I once sought for a tomb to bury all that which burns inside of me. I ended up burying myself along with the flames." - the7thsin - me me me-

"Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marajauna ..Jack got high unzipped his fly and said hey Jill u wanna?" - Anonymous

"Never trust a man who wears his shorts above his knee" - Esteban(from Reason)lol

"I'm a Bitch in a bottle careful one day I might explode and Never underestamate the power of someone you dont know.*boogles!*" - Iszzy

"My love for you is like flowers in the wind ... it just isn't gunna happen"- Iszzy

"CuzOn***: money talk bullshit walk" - Mike

"You should never tell some one they have a nice dimple cus maybe they were shot in the face with a b b gun" - ALEX

[Insert MY SN HERE]:its like the earth sucked you up! [Insert other SN]: it did, but it doesnt like asians so it spit me back out [Insert other SN]: man i feel rejected!

"Banging your head burns 400 calories per hour. no wonder you're so sexy like!" - Anonymous

o0eMs0o: because the fuckin dog has toxic fumes leaking from it's furry ass + I enjoy long walks on the beach and shaving my never ending supply of body hair.

M|A|S|O|C|H|I|S|M - my anti drug - TASHY

"I see what the eyes can not. I hear what the ears can not. Touch what the hands can not. I can feel what the heart can not..." - MEH.

"Makes you wonder who came up with the word COCKROACH...it's not like there's a VAGINAroach." - GREENJELLO

*corrected* "No..because you have penis+vagina, dick+pussy THEN cock+cunt...so it would be CUNTROACH." - Rosy

"With every life comes a special purpose, which is to live happy and to live each day like it's your last" - VINCE

"This little piggy got shot by a crackhead....this little piggy is tha crackhead that shot him,this little piggy is on welfare.....This little piggy got stuck wit his babymama.....This little piggy is a crackbaby!!!!" - Josh

"If you've got one leg in Yesterday and one leg in Tomorrow, You're pissing on Today."- Joshy *tear*

"You got two ears and one mouth, that means you need to listen twice as much as you talk"- Mike

"Chick-hens, Chick-hens, Chick-hens, Chick-hens.."- Donna lol

"Are you drawing GOD?" - Rosy

"Where in the Bible do dinosaurs come in?" - MEh

"I think God is an extraterrestrial" - MeH

"Legitimate Beefs" - Ms. Cohen

"I'm in the process of finding myself... it may be a while. Take a #."- Rosy

"Rosy should die"- The King

"It's a doggy dog world and we are but chihuahuas...=)"- Rosy

"I know i'm short. but HeY! that just means that i'm just like Herpes... you may lose track of me sometiems but...i'm always there!" - Rosy

*While Driving* beeeeeeeep* " I've got dead relatives that move faster than you!!!!!!" - Rosy DUH!

"Life.....Life is a bitch on her period. Now that's some shit." - Peewee lol

"We only hate the ones that have gotten close enough to hurt us." - Iszzy



HAHA..FUN STUFF. LOL. Hope you are all enjoying this - THE7THSIN