| Guess What?!!! |
| Did you know most men consider pregnant women SEXY?........yuck. |
| If your pregnant ..... you cant expose your bare belly to the sun, or a tanning bed... no lie! the U.V. rays are so strong they can penatrate through your belly and cause the baby problems such as BLINDNESS!!! |
| Speaking of.... some actually have pregnant women fetishes. there is pregnant porn and they have many strip clubs where there are exclusivly PREGNANT STRIPPERS. disgusting! |
| Im sorry. But you cannot masturbate. It is a medically proven fact that orgasm by self stimulation is so intense that if you are close to your due date, it can induce labor. :-( |
| pregnant women cant take asprin. |
| pregnant women cant stand near microwaves.- microwaves send out radiation signals which could be harmful to the fetus. |
| pregnant women cannot change the kitty litter. |
| If your pregnant your not allowed to sit in a hot tub, sauna, jucuzzi, or whirlpool...... so forget the pampering. oh.... and you cannot get a professional massage either. |
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| something you can add?.... tell me! |
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| you cant stand to long, you cant sit to long, and you have to sleep on your right side with you right leg crossed over the left. |