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Scene One-Pamela has an epiphany....and so does Devon. |
"New Jersey is where she came from. New Jersey is where she will always be. Pamela Paulshock is the woman that you're intimidated by. She's the woman you are jealous of. She is the woman that you are afraid to be. Vulgar, outspoken, and unseeingly intelligent, Pamela Paulshock represents a group of friends who go deeper than blood. They are tighter than the group of atoms that make up every object in the universe. They are the Jersey Crew and together, they are a powerful significance to this federation. The human being is known to reject the unknown. Pamela Paulshock is the unknown. No one can see the worldly knowledge hidden behind a foul mouth. No one is able to see the strength in her character behind her unsightly behavior. Many have judged her. Few have seen what lies beneath the surface. You think you know, but you have no idea. Maybe you should have listened to your parents but now it's too late. It's time for you to receive your punishment. Never judge a book by its cover because you never know when a Shockwave will go right through your body."
She remembers those words fondly. It was during a time where she was so sure of everything. Who she was. Where she was going. What to do. Two weeks ago, she was able to become the UPW Women's Champion. Why does it feel so empty? Where do you go from here? Down? No, that is not where she is heading....is it? No. There is so much more she can do in this federation.
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
Things
like....proving myself to be a great and worthy champion. Am I right?
Pamela glances up at the picture of her parents sitting at her dresser. It was taken about three years ago in Orlando, Florida. They had gone down for a family trip. Her dad, of course, had the Cam Corder and was videotaping every stupid little thing he could possibly videotape. Pam chuckles at the member.
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
I
am right. I still have a lot of stuff to do! I mean..I could be the example of
what a real diva champion should be!
Paulshock stands up, proudly, on top of her bed. In her yellow ducky pajamas, she was a sure figure of power and...and...total cuteness! Suddenly, the drum line to those important speeches plays loudly as Pam makes her vow.
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
I
mean, I am smart, funny, talented, and-
::Comic
Book Nerd::-Devon
Townsend::
Extremely
weird.
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
AHHHHHH!
Pamela screams, surprised, and falls off the bed. She lands on the floor. Devon walks over to her, helping her up. Pamela sits down on the bed, rubbing her back.
::Comic
Book Nerd::-Devon
Townsend::
So,
Miss Paulshock, why exactly were you standing on your bed...in yellow ducky
pajamas nonetheless....talking to yourself?
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
First
of all, owwww. Second, I was having an epiphany.
::Comic
Book Nerd::-Devon
Townsend::
An
epiphany?
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
Yes.
An epiphany. See, after winning this title, I went back to my room and had
a lot of self doubt. What the hell did I do to win this title? Why am I here?
Should I even be here? And then I thought, well, if this is where I am, then
there is nowhere else to go.
::Comic
Book Nerd::-Devon
Townsend::
And
that is complete crap.
Pam slightly smiles as Devon holds her by the cheeks.
::Comic
Book Nerd::-Devon
Townsend::
You
are an amazing person. You're incredible in everything thing that you
do. The sheer fact that you went from just some announcer to a Women's
Champion shows that you belong here and that you deserve everything you have.
You should never have to doubt yourself. Pam, you're not a diva. You're not a
comedian. You're not even a champion.
Pam lifts her head, somewhat confused. She looks a little offended.
::Comic
Book Nerd::-Devon
Townsend::
Above
all that....you're one hell of a woman.
Pamela Paulshock smiles and hugs her friend. She gives him a light kiss on the cheek.
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
Thank
you, Dev.
::Comic
Book Nerd::-Devon
Townsend::
Anytime,
Pam.
The two friends sit on the bed in silence. Their arms are wrapped around each other as they simply stare out the window. Devon's chin rests on Pam's head as they listen to each other's heartbeats. After a few moments of no talking, their silence is finally broken.
::Comic
Book Nerd::-Devon
Townsend::
So,
are you ready to go back to Canada?
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
Absolutely
not. ::chuckles:: But do I have a choice?
Devon shakes his head "no".
::Comic
Book Nerd::-Devon
Townsend::
Uh
uh.
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
Didn't
think so. Let's get the others and head towards the airport.
::Comic
Book Nerd::-Devon
Townsend::
Yes.
Can't keep Bobbi Billard waiting, can we?
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
Nope.
You know, I heard she got a really bad boob job.
::Comic
Book Nerd::-Devon
Townsend::
Really?
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
Yeah.
I think one's like bigger than the other. It's sort of a Tara Reid nipple with
a.....
Pamela Paulshock and Devon Townsend head down the stairs. The scene fades with the lasting image of the two friends in some amusing conversation while their voices fade out.
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Scene Two-Same old Canada...Same old Stupidity... |
::Screaming
Fan::-Jenny Freestone::
Oh
my god! it's her! Ohmigod! Ohmigod!
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
Well
thank....you?
The screaming girl runs right past them with her pen and paper out. She runs to the rest of the screaming fans who are swarming around fellow diva Christy Hemme. Pam turns around with her jaw dropped.
::Comic
Book Nerd::-Devon
Townsend::
Or
not..
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
Dude!
So not cool!
::Slutty
Sidekick::-Tiffany
Evans::
Calm
down. I'm sure she didn't notice- err recognize you!
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
And
that's supposed to make me feel better? I just won the Diva World Championship
and everybody is still fawning over Christy Hemme. She's one of the reasons I'm
constantly being disrespected. It's not like I shunned her out or anything. I've
never even met the girl! Well, before X-Fire last week anyway.
::Slutty
Sidekick::-Tiffany
Evans::
Well,
you did totally diss her last week.
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
It
was a momentary lapse of judgment! Besides, she was the one calling herself the
greatest representation of the divas division. I thought that's what the
Champion is for.
::Comic
Book Nerd::-Devon
Townsend::
Don't
worry about it, Pam. See, Christy is new and people are a little exacted over
her. Things will calm down after she really gets settled in the roster, which
she is. Christy's sweet and cool. But you, Pam, you're something extraordinary.
Don't tell me you forgot what I told you just three hours ago.
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
No,
Dev, I didn't. Thank you for that.
::Crazy
& Bunny Obsessed::-Alyssa
Mulvahill::
Look!
Flopping heads and strange accents!
::Slutty
Sidekick::-Tiffany
Evans::
Must
be some Canadians.
Pamela snorts and shakes her head. A group of Canadian reporters approach Pamela Paulshock and her Super Friends. They have their beady little eyes, floppy heads, and weird accents as usual.
::Canadian
Reporter::-Chuck
Canada of Toronto Bugler::
Super
Friends! Mind if we get a bit of a convo with yee, eh?
They all stare at him, wide eyed.
::Slutty
Sidekick::-Tiffany
Evans::
Huh?
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
What?
::Comic
Book Nerd::-Devon
Townsend::
Eh?
::Crazy
& Bunny Obsessed::-Alyssa
Mulvahill::
No
hablo espanol?
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
What
my friends are trying to say is....what?
::Canadian
Reporter::-Chuck
Canada of Toronto Bugler::
Oh
right! Let me speak American, eh. So, what do you think of Canada so far?
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
To
be honest?
::Comic
Book Nerd::-Devon
Townsend::
Pam....
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
What?
::Comic
Book Nerd::-Devon
Townsend::
Don't
even tr-
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
But
I-
::Comic
Book Nerd::-Devon
Townsend::
No!
Next question!
::Canadian
Reporter::-Trish
Takanowa with the Asian Canadian Brigade::
Trisha
Takanowa with the Asian Canadian Brigade. Pam, you and Christy Hemme seems to be
interacting more and I've noticed a rift between you two. Can you tell me what's
going on?
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
Well,
Trish, it's simple. Fiery Redhead comes to the UPW and of course, the fans love
her. She's energetic, flexible, and hangs out with fan favorite Eugene. Fine. I
really don't mind all the hype. Good for you. What I do mind is the rejection of
all of us who have been here for a while, working hard and being pushed away
because this girl has a pretty smile. Christy, you could be president for all I
care. Just remember that though you're up and coming, you're not at the top yet.
A big head will only drag you down.
::Canadian
Reporter::-Trish
Takanowa with the Asian Canadian Brigade::
Is
that a threat?
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
Take
it as what you want. I'm not here to be a bitch but I'm not here to be your best
friend either.
::Slutty
Sidekick::-Tiffany
Evans::
Nice
one, dude.
::Canadian
Reporter::-Bootsy
of T Ront Ghetto News::
Girl,
dis be Bootsy. What is yo thoughts on yo match dis Monday and will yo girl
Tiffany be my hoe in training?
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
Well-
::Slutty
Sidekick::-Tiffany
Evans::
No,
I'm gonna answer this one Pam. Bootsy, is it? You're from friggen Canada. There
is no way that all the nonsense you've got going on with the fake gold necklaces
and the gold teeth is real. You've got about as much credibility as John
Cena and let me tell you, that assmonkey grew up in the middle of suburbia in Massachusetts,
quite possibly the whitest state in the US. Am I a slut? Yes. Would I ever screw
you? Not a snowball's chance in hell. If I were you, I'd brush my teeth with
some jewelry cleaner because your gold is looking a little smudged.
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
As
for Monday night, I'm not even worry. Seriously. This isn't me being cocky, it's
me being serious. Here you have Bobbi Billard, a newbie who has no apparent clue
as to who or what I am. She's got those huge stars in her eyes and a motor on
her mouth ready to talk talk talk. All that blabbing is going in one ear and
going out the other. All the trash talk in the world won't make Bobbi any
better. Besides, am I supposed to be hurt because she called my friend a whore
and me a blonde bimbo? Right. I have never heard that before. You know, Bobbi,
you really should look in the mirror sometime. Especially since you look like a
drag queen smuggling cantaloupes. To answer your question Bootsy, Bobbie
really doesn't concern me. It's her fudged boob job that does.
Devon Townsend snorts and then giggles like a girl. Pamela rolls her eyes.
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
Yeah,
me and Dev had a fun conversation about that. Anymore stupid questions?
::Canadian
Reporter::-Trish
Takanowa with the Asian Canadian Brigade::
Yes,
actually. Alyssa Mulvahill, why are you so strange?
::Crazy
& Bunny Obsessed::-Alyssa
Mulvahill::
Why
am I so strange? I'm not strange! I'm normal! I just.....really really like
bunnies.
::Comic
Book Nerd::-Devon
Townsend::
No,
Lyssa, you really are strange!
::Crazy
& Bunny Obsessed::-Alyssa
Mulvahill::
Shu-
up!
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
What
Alyssa was saying is that she is normal! Next question.
::Canadian
Reporter::-Trish
Takanowa with the Asian Canadian Brigade::
Two
weeks ago, you defeated Trish Stratus to become the Women's Champion. What is
next for Pamela Paulshock?
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
What's
next for Pamela Paulshock? Easy. I'm going to Disney World! After that, I'm
going to X-Fire to kick some busty blonde ass. Actually, I'm gonna have to do
that before. Anyway, as Champion, I'm gong to continue to fight and show
everyone that you don't have to be a whore to be successful. No offense
Tiff.
::Slutty
Sidekick::-Tiffany
Evans::
None
taken.
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
I'm
just gonna fight and see what life throws at me. Whether it's Christy Hemme or
Kim Page, I'm always up to a challenge. As for us, we've got an arena to go
to.
::Canadian
Reporter::-Trish
Takanowa with the Asian Canadian Brigade::
Thank
you and Welcome to Canada.
::Comic
Book Nerd::-Devon
Townsend::
Charmed,
I'm sure.
Devon gives her a fake smile. The Four Friends grab their luggage and head outside to hail a cab. The scene goes to black as their approach the cold weather and falling snow.
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Scene Three-Meeting Up with an Old Friend |
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
Dudes,
what are you all staring at?
::Slutty
Sidekick::-Tiffany
Evans::
Yeah,
you act like you've never see a couple of hott women in your time.
::Canadian
Bartender::-Maxwell
Ferguson::
Actually,
we haven't. All the women here are ugly and flat. The only decent lay was Pamela
Anderson be she left a long time ago. A shame, really.
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
For
us, it's a bigger shame. She came to America and gave us Hepatitis C.
::Slutty
Sidekick::-Tiffany
Evans::
That
and she's stealing all the rock stars. Completely unfair.
::Canadian
Bartender::-Maxwell
Ferguson::
Well,
you shouldn't be worried. You're very attractive, eh? Who are you? That Bobbi Billiards
gal?
::Slutty
Sidekick::-Tiffany
Evans::
No
way! I'm Tiffany Evans! Do I look like an overly used, worn out, broken down,
never gonna be a big star, always going to fail whore with a rusty vagina?
The bartender stares at Tiffany. he looks her up and down and opens his mouth to speak. Pamela cuts him off.
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
Don't
even think about answering that question. Tiffany isn't anything like that
dejected slut.
::Canadian
Bartender::-Maxwell
Ferguson::
So
you're not a whore?
::Slutty
Sidekick::-Tiffany
Evans::
I
didn't say that. I'm just....cleaner.
::Canadian
Bartender::-Maxwell
Ferguson::
How
does that work?
::Slutty
Sidekick::-Tiffany
Evans::
Well,
there's this invention. They call it a condom. You take it out of the package
and place around around the male's pen-
::Canadian
Bartender::-Maxwell
Ferguson::
I
know what a condom is. I meant, how are you not a dirty whore if you have sex
with lots of men.
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
You
know what? Don't ask.
::Slutty
Sidekick::-Tiffany
Evans::
Yeah.
It's complicated.
::Canadian
Bartender::-Maxwell
Ferguson::
Does
this mean that I get a shot with you?
::Slutty
Sidekick::-Tiffany
Evans::
You?
A Canadian? No way! I don't do floppy heads. See ya!
Tiffany pulls Pamela away from the bartender. They walk towards the end of the bar and look to see a chubby man with a backwards hat. He is also wearing a green overcoat. He turns around and Pamela Paulshock immediately recognizes him.
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
Kevin!
The fat man turns around and smiles.
::Funny
Ass Director/Actor::-Silent
Bob aka Kevin Smith::
Oh..hey
Pam...and Tiff. Long time no see. What's been up?
::Slutty
Sidekick::-Tiffany
Evans::
SO
much! Pam is now with the UPW and Women's Champion.
::Funny
Ass Director/Actor::-Silent
Bob aka Kevin Smith::
Good..good.
::Slutty
Sidekick::-Tiffany
Evans::
And
I'm still a whore.
::Funny
Ass Director/Actor::-Silent
Bob aka Kevin Smith::
I
knew that wouldn't change. Jay[son Mewes] still asks about you.
::Slutty
Sidekick::-Tiffany
Evans::
I
knew our night together was unforgettable!
Pamela nods her head.
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
Yeah,
once you do Tiffany..you never forget.
::Funny
Ass Director/Actor::-Silent
Bob aka Kevin Smith::
Yeah.
So what are you two doing up here in Canada? Got a match or something?
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
Yeah.
it's the Diva Main Event, actually.
::Funny
Ass Director/Actor::-Silent
Bob aka Kevin Smith::
Great.
Who are you facing? I know most of the women in that fed are blonde with big
breasts and no discernable talent whatsoever. No offense with the blonde and big
boobs crack.
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
None
taken and I am facing a blonde with big boobs and no discernable talent
whatsoever.
::Funny
Ass Director/Actor::-Silent
Bob aka Kevin Smith::
Who
is it? That Christy Hemme character?
::Slutty
Sidekick::-Tiffany
Evans::
Actually,
she's a red head but no..
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
It's
Bobbi Billard aka Busty Blue Balls.
::Funny
Ass Director/Actor::-Silent
Bob aka Kevin Smith::
Busty
Blue Balls, eh?
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
Eh?
You're starting to sound Canadian.
Kevin Smith chuckles.
::Funny
Ass Director/Actor::-Silent
Bob aka Kevin Smith::
Yeah.
I've been spending too much time up here. Actually, I'm doing a guest spot on a
show called Degrassi.
::Slutty
Sidekick::-Tiffany
Evans::
Degrassi?
Oh my god! I love that show! I watch it all the time! It's the only
decent thing besides Hayden Christensen and Jim Carey to come out of
Canada!
::Funny
Ass Director/Actor::-Silent
Bob aka Kevin Smith::
It's
been fun. Too many teenage girls for my taste, though. But Jay, he was having a
ball. I had to remind him that they were under eighteen and it was
illegal.
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
Leave it
to the horny stoner to commit a crime!
::Funny
Ass Director/Actor::-Silent
Bob aka Kevin Smith::
Not
a stoner anymore. he's been clean for a couple of years.
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
Oh..man.
It has been a long time. Dev was just talking about that the other
day.
::Slutty
Sidekick::-Tiffany
Evans::
He's
always talking about you guys.
::Funny
Ass Director/Actor::-Silent
Bob aka Kevin Smith::
Devon?
The computer geek that's running my website?
::Slutty
Sidekick::-Tiffany
Evans::
That
would be the one.
::Funny
Ass Director/Actor::-Silent
Bob aka Kevin Smith::
Oh
yeah. He's great too. Hey, wanna play a game of pool..or Billiards as they call
it in England?
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
They
do?
::Funny
Ass Director/Actor::-Silent
Bob aka Kevin Smith::
I
don't know. Never been there.
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
Right.
Let's go. Tiffany? Tiffany!
Pamela looks around. Tiffany is nowhere to be seen.
::Funny
Ass Director/Actor::-Silent
Bob aka Kevin Smith::
Forget
it. She's gone.
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
Figures.
Leave it to the slut to find the hottest piece of ass in this bar in under ten
seconds.
::Funny
Ass Director/Actor::-Silent
Bob aka Kevin Smith::
Must
be a record.
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
Especially
since we didn't hear it happen.
They both laugh. Kevin and Pamela walk over towards the pool table where they grab two pools stacks. Racking up the balls in the triangle, they try to figure our who goes first.
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
You
wanna break?
::Funny
Ass Director/Actor::-Silent
Bob aka Kevin Smith::
Sure.
Kevin breaks and several balls going into the pockets. He continues his turn. he misses a shot and it's Pam's turn to go.
::Funny
Ass Director/Actor::-Silent
Bob aka Kevin Smith::
You
know, this is the perfect opportunity for a little bit of trash talk.
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
Huh?
What are you talking about?
::Funny
Ass Director/Actor::-Silent
Bob aka Kevin Smith::
I
don't know. We're in a bar. We're playing billiards. You're facing some chick
named Bobbi Billard. Perfect opportunity in my humble opinion but then again,
nobody ever listens to the fat guy.
Pamela smirks.
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
Yeah
and nobody ever listens tot he blonde with decent boobs either. I guess we are
alike in our conquests.
::Funny
Ass Director/Actor::-Silent
Bob aka Kevin Smith::
Two
peas in a pod.
Kevin reaches into his pocket and pulls out a camera. Pamela looks confused and a little surprised.
::Funny
Ass Director/Actor::-Silent
Bob aka Kevin Smith::
Talk.
Now.
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
Wait,
where did you get that?
::Funny
Ass Director/Actor::-Silent
Bob aka Kevin Smith::
Well, let's
see. I'm a director. I like to videotape things. Where could I have possible retrieved
this rather small camera? Could it be from my pocket because I'm a weird and
like to carry it around?
Pam lowers her head and chuckles.
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
Right.
Hmm.
Let's see. I'm a Women's Champion. I have to face Bobbi Billard in a non title
match. Interesting. Very interesting how a porn tsar reject can come waltzing
into this federation with the biggest head this side of Canada and get a shot against
me, even if it is non title? Have I become some nameless figure just going
through the motions? Even at the top have I fallen tot he very bottom? No. Can't
be. It isn't that. I think it was Stephanie McMahon's lack of judgment that
wrote this very mismatched fight. What has Bobbi Billard done to to reach this
level? What has she accomplished that makes her main event status? Is it the
blonde hair? No, I can name about twenty other women off the top of my head with
blonde hair, including myself. Is is the large breasts? While admitting that men
do find large breasts attractive, I doubt that Stephanie McMahon is a man unless
there is something that she and the McMahon family aren't telling me. Is it
because she defeated Carmella DeCesare and Kimberly Page? Can't be. While she
was receiving penetration through various holes in her body, I had already gone
through those two. So why is Bobbi Billard in the Diva Main Even with me? It's
simple. Luck. Every rookie gets that lucky first break where they are thrust
into the spotlight. It isn't because they are talented or special. It's because
humans enjoy variety and they are the remedy for that craving. It's what you do
after that change of glory that makes special. Can you hold onto that spotlight
are will you fade. Bobbi, I think that you will fall into the latter. See, you
may be able to give a few cheap shots here and there but there is nothing
special about you. There is nothing extraordinary that I see. You give no
inspiration or entertainment. You're a mild dish, waiting to be devoured. Soon,
you're going to go away just like Trish Stratus and you are not going to come
back. I won this title and have continued to strive. Trish Stratus is no longer
in this federation. It's because she realized that everything I said about her
was true. She wasn't special. She wasn't a champion. She was just a lucky blonde
with big boobs. Does that sound familiar? Bobbie, you are the spawn of Trish
Stratus with less of a fame value. You're most famous for opening your legs and receiving
different men. You said like my friend Tiffany, except she actually likes the
men she has sex with and doesn't need to use a douche bag every two seconds just
so she doesn't smell. So, to strike down your contradictory comment towards
Tiffany, if she's a slut.. you're just a dirty, used up, worn away fun hole.
Well, you used to be a hole but with so much digging, you've become a wide
crease. They say Death Valley is the hottest place on earth but where is it? I
know. Just look down Bobbie. It's right there between your legs. As a porn star,
you've been used up so many times that you are incapable of producing life. All
that is left is nothingness. Wind blowing sand around while starving lizards
desperately search for food. At least you pop a cucumber down there once in a
awhile or else those two would be gone. Wow Bobbi. And you have the nerve to
insult my friends? Alyssa Mulvahill may be a weird bunny obsesser but do you
know that that woman has set up many homes for bunnies? It may be a small thing
but it makes a difference in the world. And Devon? He may be a comic book nerd
but that man is one of the smartest people I have ever known. He can put
together a computer while you can barely put together a pair of bra and panties,
scratching your head and not knowing what to do next. Looks like you
should have worn underwear more often, huh? So Bobbi, when I hear you say these
things, it means that you wish you had friends like these. Friends that will be
there for you always. You don't have that do you? Your Celeste buddy isn't going
to be there tomorrow night on X-Fire after I defeat you. She's just going to
latch onto the next thing while you are left scared shitless and unaware of what
to do next. Blonde and busty may get you far in the porn industry but it takes a
lot more to be successful in this business. You have to be one hell of a
woman and by the looks of it, you're not. So I'm not worried about our match.
I'm not even breaking a sweat. This is going to be one of the quickest main event
matches in the history of the UPW. I'm going through you like water. 8 Ball to
the left corner pocket.
Pamela takes her cue stick and shoots. The 8 Ball goes in.
::More
than just electrifying::-Pamela
Paulshock::
The
match hasn't even started and it already looks like I win.
Pamela Paulshock smirks. She looks over at Kevin who nods in agreement. The camera fades to black.
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