She’s weird. Okay, she's really weird. Alyssa Mulvahill is definitely an original character, one that does not come along everyday. She's a little crazy but a lot of human. She has a big heart, especially for bunnies. Alyssa comes from the small town of Freckerville somewhere in northern Kansas. When she was a baby, she saw her first bunny and fell in love with it. She kept him as a pet and named him "Mr. Peepers" because he was always staring at her. One day, her bunny was hit but a car going about 20 miles an hour, which is pretty fast for Kansas. The bunny did not survive. Alyssa was devastated and bowed never to let another bunny die like that again. Since then, she has been saving them and has even opened up her own bunny farm.

What you may not know is that Alyssa is actually Tiffany's second cousin, twice removed for her insane personality. They did not really know about each other until college. Alyssa came over to Maryland after her parents told her to get the hell out of state because her bunny obsession is driving them crazy. She met Tiffany in a store and saw her in a bunny top. Granted it was Playboy, she struck conversation and their relation was revealed. Tiffany introduced Alyssa to Pam and a weird friendship was formed. They then introduced her to Devon and the Super Friends was formed. As part of the UPW, Alyssa's job is to scare and annoy. Erm, yeah. She does a great job at that. The fans are now starting to notice her and a Cult Bunny Following is now forming. It's too soon to tell but it looks like Alyssa could be the next big thing.


We first saw him just before Pamela Paulshock's match against Sable. Devon Townsend was introduced to the world as the comic book nerd and a member of the Super Friends but not much is known about him. Devon comes hails from San Diego, California where he attended the University of Southern California. He has a bachelor's degree in Computer Graphics and is looking to get his master's in the same area. When he is not traveling with his friend Pam, he is at home running the official website for View Askew, owned by fellow director Kevin Smith. Devon is not only a comic book nerd but a computer geek as well. He rook many computer classes and now knows how to put together a computer from its parts. He would also like to get into directing and one day wants to direct his own comic book movie.

Devon met Pam at the 2000 ComiCon in Los Angeles, California. It is a large convention where a bunch of nerds get together. They quickly became friends and kept in touch. When Pam wanted reinforcements to come with her to UPW, he was one of the first people she called. His role is to be the mastermind behind many of their crazy operations. He is a very intelligent person and will smite you in anything regarding computers, comic books, and video games. Yes, he likes video games too. It was recently found out that Devon actually had sex with Tiffany Evans. It was a one-time thing and the two are not starting a relationship. He likes her but....not in the permanent girlfriend sense.

Devon Townsend is just a smart, lovable, and sometimes annoying geek. Once you become his friend, you're one for life.


Originally from Baltimore, Maryland, she started her modeling career after winning the "Bikini Open 2" on Pay-Per-View, where viewers across the country voted for their favorite swimsuit contestant. From there she went on to represent "Merry Go Round Boutiques" as the "Desert Storm Girl", signing pictures and traveling to military bases around the country. One of her favorite trips was to the Galapagos Islands to shoot for the Bikini Open calendar!

While in college, she worked weekends at car shows signing posters as Daisy Mae, and shot for calendars around the world. There, she met best friend Tiffany Evans. After graduating from Syracuse University, she moved to Los Angeles and began modeling for Fredricks of Hollywood, Muscle & Fitness, and other clients, while focusing on a career in acting, in both film and television. Since then, she has shot commercials for Snickers, Sprite, Sony, Budweiser, Keystone Beer, Del Taco, Bally's Health & Fitness, and international spots airing in Japan, Europe, Australia, and Mexico.

Pamela made her debut in wrestling as a WCW interviewer. When the federation closed down, she went onto the INDY circuit. Joining the federation wMe, Pamela quickly became one of its top and most loved stars. She won the Women's Championship on Smackdown in 2003. In 2004, she became the General Manager of the Divas Division but that did not last long. The fed closed months later. Out of a job, Pam took a break. She came back in early 2005 as a wrestler for the UPW. She brought along several friends including Tiffany Evans, Devon Townsend, and Alyssa Mulvahill. Now these four friends are reeking havoc and causing trouble backstage. That's just the way we like it.


Tiffany Evans was born in Freeport, New Jersey on January 16th. As a child, she was wild and crazy. Teachers had a difficult time controlling her. Growing up as an only child, Tiffany spent most of her time riding around with the boys and acting goofy. She admitted to losing her virginity at age fifteen. "Yeah..I was young. Really young. Fifteen, actually. But hey, at least he was cute." At age eighteen, Tiffany Evans attended Syracuse University. It was there that she met Pamela Paulshock. The two hit it off and became the best of friends. When they graduated together, Pam went on into wrestling. Tiffany stayed with her, accompanying her on the road.

Tiffany made her debut in the world of professional wrestling the same day as Pamela Paulshock. September. 2003. Smackdown. Pam's opponent? Debra. She stuck by the ringside and cheered her best friend on. Soon, she was roaming backstage flirting with all hot and available men. She is a bonafied slut but don't let the reputation fool you. Befriending Pam and going through what they have gone through, she picked up a few things in the ring. Tiffany became the backstage whore, though she only slept with about 20% the men everyone thinks she has been with. The fans fell in love with her outrageous personality and the crazy things she says. Tiffany, without wrestling, became a real superstar. She also had an obsession with Chris Jericho. Practically stalking him, she was able to sleep with him, which led to a match against Trish Stratus. Unfortunately she lost but her dream of sharing a bed with Jericho came true.

After the wMe closed, Pam and Tiffany went to the UPW where their careers picked up again. Now famously known as everyone's favorite slut, Tiffany Evans is living great with her best friend by her side.

Taking on a new persona..

Pamela Paulshock is in the Diva Main Event of Fatal Glory and she has no idea who she is facing. Well, actually, she does. It's either Molly Holly or Trish Stratus that will go on to face her for the Women's Championship. The two will duke it out for the Number One Contendership. Now Pam has been on a bit of a rampage as of late. She seems to be changing. Her friends have all taken notice. Is it the taunting words of Trish Stratus making her blood boil? Or was it her loss last week with tag team partner Bobbi Billard? Whatever the cause, you are going to see a new Pamela Paulshock come Fatal Glory.

Scene One-Pamela talks busniess.

We are in Detroit, Michigan. Pamela Paulshock is seen sitting backstage in her dressing room. She is in a chair, staring ahead. The fans in the background give her a mixed reaction. Her hair is tied back in a pony tail. She is wearing simply a sweatshirt and a pair of jeans. Her "Super Friends" are nowhere to be seen. Pam brushes her long blonde hair back before speaking.

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock:: You know, it's kinda funny how the fans can be your best friend one week and then your greatest enemy the next. They're untrustworthy. Unpredictable. They pretend to be your ever devoted slave, basing their entire lives around you and in a quick second..they're gone. Fans are overrated. They're fickle. They mean nothing. EVERY WEEK.....EVERY SINGLE WEEK...EVERY FUCKING WEEK.....I go out there in the middle of that ring and I perform. For whom exactly? The fans. Those ungrateful...disrespectful IDIOTS that do nothing but sit on their fat asses all day, dictating what us wrestlers, the people who actually work for a living, do. It's not right! It's not fair. 

The fans in the background boo. Pamela doesn't even hear them.

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock::  I shouldn't have to go out there week after week after week, busting my ass so that you moronic assholes can turn your backs on me like you did. I come home and I check my phone messages and e-mails. They're all saying the same damn thing. What happened? Where has Pamela Paulshock gone? Oh, Pamela Paulshock didn't go anywhere. She's just through being your little whipping dog. I don't belong to you people anymore. I belong to me and I don't give a damn what you people say or think! That time is over! It's all in the past. You see, I realized something. Up until recently, it was all about making you people happy. It was about me acting like a complete idiot so that you will love me and buy my products. What a load of crap. We're supposed to be your puppets just so we can make a dollar of your idiocy? ::scoffs:: It doesn't work like that anymore. 

Pamela Paulshock shakes her head. She pauses for a moment,  gathering her thoughts. 

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock::  See, it doesn't matter what you are. Those morons that come to our shows are too stupid to think for themselves. You can make money off of them simply by telling them how pathetic and useless they are. Right now, some "betrayed" fan is going to buy an "I hate Pam" t-shirt. See! I just made forty bucks. But, it's not about the chump change I make off you useless monkeys. Tonight, it's all about me! I'm the one in the main event this Sunday, defending my title against either Molly Holly or Trish Stratus. I don't even know who my opponent is and already you people are making predictions not for, but against me. ME! The DIVA WORLD CHAMPION! What in your right mind makes you people think that you even have the right to have an opinion about me? You're at the bottom of the list. You are the scum collecting at the bottom of Trish's semen impacted shoe! But you know what? I'm not even worried about you anymore. right now, I'm focusing on the main event because unlike you freaks, I actually have something to do with my life!

The fans boo once more in the background. You can see the anger arising within her. Her breathing becomes a bit labored and her body becomes more tense.  

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock::  It's not know who my opponent is for this Sunday at Fatal Glory but I can bet you that it is not gonna be Molly Holly. What is she gonna do? Eat Trish Stratus? Wouldn't be such a bad thing. Means I wouldn't have to fight either of those useless sluts, wasting my precious time. But Molly, look at you. You know you're not gonna get past round one. You can barely walk down a flight of stairs without collapsing to your knees, exhausted. I don't even see how the hell you even got a title shot. Former Tag Champion? This proves your lack of independence. It means that you're a slacker, that you can't win anything on your own. As a solo fighter, you don't have your partner there for you to finish the match for you. You're so used to having someone else there that you won't be able to make it through a whole match by yourself. And before you were a Tag Team Champion? You were a lowly sidekick to that masked freak, the Hurricane. Ha! What a joke that was. You two dressed up in spandex and ran around the federation a a couple of idiots, protecting the people form "Super villains". Pathetic. And now you expect to be considered a serious contender for MY Diva Championship? I'm surprised they haven't shipped you off to the loony bin. Molly Holly..you are a joke. Why don't you do us all a favor? We're here in Detroit...so why don't you just walk your fat ass across 8 mile back to the trailer park. We don't need you. We don't even want you. As a matter of fact, SECURITY! Hall her ass out of the arena now! We could just have Trish Stratus fighting herself. The dumb broad wouldn't even know the difference. She'd jus think she was the greatest wrestler in the history of the business...like she does now.  ::shakes head:: Dumb twit. What can I say abut Trish Stratus? Other than the fact that she likes to run her mouth more Molly likes to stuff her face with jelly donuts. 

The fans boo once more in the background. You can see the anger arising within her. Her breathing becomes a bit labored and her body becomes more tense.  

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock::  Now, for the past two months, I have gone from just a former IC champion to the top of the Diva's division as the Diva World Champion. Nobody and I mean nobody can take that away from me. Not even you, Trish Stratus. You've got this ridiculous notion in your brain that this title, my title, belongs to you. Only in your diluted and far fetched dreams. You lost this title a month ago and it was your own undoing. It wasn't because you were slacking. It was because I was better than you. I still am. And what do you have to say about it? You call me a dumb blonde former interviewer. Guess what? I WAS an interviewer! I AM a blonde! My best friend IS a slut! I WAS the comedic relief to this godforsaken federation. So what Trish? Why don't you do me a favor and tell me something else I haven't heard before? Here's a thought. Go home, take this mic with you. Come back when you come up with something more original and less repetitive. Former WCW Interviewer? I'll take my mic and shove it straight up your delusional ass! I've risen above all those restraints to become something greater than you can ever imagine. Screw it, Trish! To hell with you and every other useless piece of crap that comes out of your mouth! You think you're the greatest? You think that you're at the top of this federation? I've got news for you, bitch. It's over. It's been over since I took this title from you and I can tell you now that it isn't going ANYWHERE. 

Pamela leans closer towards the camera. 

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock::  I've sat back too long and listened to you run your mouth, going on and on and on about how this title belongs to you and how I'm nothing but a dumb slut with a title. What I should have done was to smack you so hard your Greek gods feel it too. Trish, you're nothin' but talk. All you do is blow. Blow hot air outta your mouth like a deflated balloon. Former 6-time WWE Women's Champion. And who was your competition? A slut with long ass legs? Hmm/ Even  with the lack of competition I'd like to clearly point out that..YOU LOST YOUR TITLE SIX OTHER TIMES! You've got nothing else but a weak kick and lips that could do more use in the Gulf Coast saving those retards that stayed for the freaking hurricane! But where are you now? In MY ring fighting for MY title. You've got your own little retard Candy Jay to back you up. yeah, give the fat bitch a Twinkie and she won't give a damn what the hell happens to you. And Gail Kim? All I have to do and kick her in the shin and the midget goes down like a bag of hammers. Face it, Trish. You've got no backup. All you've got is you and ever jackass out in that arena knows, whether they wanna admit it or not, that's not enough.  So this Sunday, you're gonna see a repeat of Lights Out. If you get past that Krispy Kreme Queen Molly Holly and get the privilege to even step inside that ring with me, it's gonna come as a major disappointment. Pamela Paulshock is walking out of Fatal Glory STILL the Women's Champion and if you don't like it, then you can KISS MY ASS!

Pamela Paulshock stands up. The fans are really booing her now. She flicks the camera off, which is blurred thanks to the FCC. Pamela then exits the room as the scene fades to darkness.

Scene Two-Backstage Chit Chat.

Pamela Paulshock is seen walking through the hallways. Actually, she is storming her way. As she walks by various members of the backstage crew, they step aside to allow her through. No one seems to want to be caught in Pamela's rage.  She rounds a corner and runs right into a member of the lighting crew. 

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock:: Watch where the hell you're going!  

"Backstage Member"-Hector Alonzo:: Lo siento, Senorita! 

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock:: What? I don't speak Spanish! We're in America, speak English! Jesus, I should have you reported to Immigration.

"Backstage Member"-Hector Alonzo:: No no! I can speak American!

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock:: Whatever. Get the hell out of my way!

Without saying another word, Pamela pushes past him and walks away. He shakes is head at her.  

"Backstage Member"-Hector Alonzo:: Que una puta! (What a  bitch!)

Pamela enters a different dressing room without even knocking. In it, Tiffany Evans is seen applying make up in her lit up mirror. Pamela shakes her head and makes herself comfortable on the couch.  

"Resident Slut"-Tiffany Evans:: Hey Pam. 

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock:: Tiff. This is a nice dressing room, ya have. 

"Resident Slut"-Tiffany Evans:: I know, isn't it awesome? Who knew being a whore could get you so far.  

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock:: Go figure.

Pamela shakes her head. 

"Resident Slut"-Tiffany Evans:: So, what's up? Ready for your big title defense this Sunday?

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock:: I wouldn't call it big. I got either Trish Stratus or Molly Holly. Not exactly quivering in my boots here. Molly's a fatass and Trish likes to talk a lot of crap. You hear what she said?

"Resident Slut"-Tiffany Evans:: Oh yeah. She was saying how we share everything, including STD's, the stupid bitch. 

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock:: What the hell does she know? She hangs out with a midget and a fat retard. At least my friends can wipe their asses without the need of an extra aid to make sure the tissue goes on their asses and not in their mouths. 

"Resident Slut"-Tiffany Evans:: Who the hell would wanna hang out Candy Jay, anyway? 

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock:: Only Trish. The dumb broad probably makes her carry the luggage. Hell, she should hook Candy up with Eugene. Perfect. Two retards in a pod.  

"Resident Slut"-Tiffany Evans:: And what exactly are they gonna do together? Drool and talk gibberish to each other? 

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock:: Who knows. One of them might even learn how to not crap himself every night. 

"Resident Slut"-Tiffany Evans:: Now that, I'd love to see......or not. 

Tiffany makes a weird, distorted face. 

"Resident Slut"-Tiffany Evans:: Speaking of which, make sure you kick Trish's ass for me.  

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock:: If I face her, I will. Who knows. Even if she does win, she won't be focused enough for the title match.  

Tiffany cocks an eyebrow. 

"Resident Slut"-Tiffany Evans:: Why is that?

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock:: She's stuck in a love triangle like some whack episode of The OC. "I love you Gail but I love you too Kim! You're my bestest friends and I am soooo lost. Oh my god! Waaa!"

Tiffany laughs so hard that she snorts. Pamela gives her best friend a weird look. 

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock:: Yeah. She's got her mind on that but her head up in the clouds, dreaming about being Women's Champion again. The dumb broad has got another thing coming to her. I'm not giving this title up for anybody.

"Resident Slut"-Tiffany Evans:: What the hell's her problem anyway?

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock:: She's like every idiot with power. You think you're the best once you get on top. Then when you reach the bottom, you've already shoved your head too far up your ass to notice that you're done. Trish didn't really accomplish a damn thing. Her biggest accomplishment is giving her title to a REAL champion. Me. She's been talkin' too much crap and this Sunday, I'm gonna make her eat her words.

"Resident Slut"-Tiffany Evans:: Yeah, make her choke on them. She's one to talk about STD's. This is the same person who banged Test, Albert, Vince McMahon, Jeff Hardy, Gail Kim, Kim Page, can I go on? 

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock:: The bitch will screw anything that moves, no offense Tiff.

"Resident Slut"-Tiffany Evans:: None taken. I may be a slut but she's just a dirty whore. At least people still WANT to touch me. 

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock:: Yeah. I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole. Hell, that's what she masturbates with because nothing else is long enough to fit down there. She's been used up so many times her vagina filed a restraining order.

The two friends share a laugh. 

"Resident Slut"-Tiffany Evans:: Didn't she bang Molly Holy too? 

Pamela stops and stares at her. 

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock:: Dude. Who the hell would bang Molly Holly? Chewbacca? Besides, she's too busy eating at the buffet line of Big Shirley's House of Wings to even think about getting laid. 

"Resident Slut"-Tiffany Evans:: Right. Those are some..interesting..opponents you may or may not have for your title defense this Sunday. 

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock:: Talk about your pick of the litter. No matter what these idiots have to say about me..I'm walking out of Detroit with MY Women's Championship in hand! 

"Resident Slut"-Tiffany Evans:: Hell yeah!

Tiffany walks over from the make up table and gives her friend a high five. Pamela stands up, grabbing her coveted title, and walks towards the door. Tiffany Evans follows in tow. 

Stats-Roleplay Information

[W/D/L]-Singles
09-01-02

[W/D/L]-Tag Team
04-00-01

Role-play #: 27
Next Match: Pamela Paulshock versus Molly or Trish
Stip: Women's Championship
Event: Fatal Glory
Mentioned:Trish Stratus, Molly Holly, others
Used: Pamela Paulshock, others

Stats-Paulshock Information

Name: Pamela Paulshock
Hometown: None of your business
Height: 5'6
Weight: 130lbs
Finisher:Shock Therapy (torando ddt)
Theme Music: "Forgot About Dre" by Dr. Dre featuring Eminem
Best Friends: Tiffany Evans, Alyssa Mulvahill, Devon Townsend
Allies: None
Enemies: Kim Page, Trish Stratus
Alignment: ?????
Accomplishments: former IC Champion, Roleplayer of the Week(4x's), Quote of the Week(2x's), Miss UPW, Story of the Week, Champion of the Week

Electrifyingly Shocked

Beulah, Stephanie McMahon, Gail Kim, Sable, Joy Giovanni, Kim Page(2x's), Carmella, Daffney, Debra, Tracie Wright, Lita, Desire, Bubba Ray Dudley, Trish Stratus(2x's), Bobbi Billard

Stats-Disclaimer

This role-play was written by me, Keisha. No part of this role-play may be reproduced, used, or copied without my permission. Much effort was put into this and it is not to be degraded by a lazy punk who does not know how to get his or her own stuff. I made this role-play and graphics. Don't steal. I am not Pamela Paulshock. I do not know her nor am I affiliated with her. I have no connections to her. In closing, I would like to say one last thing. DON'T STEAL MY SHIZNIT! If you want something from this, contact me on AIM (xxHurrixBloomxx). Thank you for listening.