She’s weird. Okay, she's really weird. Alyssa Mulvahill is definitely an original character, one that does not come along everyday. She's a little crazy but a lot of human. She has a big heart, especially for bunnies. Alyssa comes from the small town of Freckerville somewhere in northern Kansas. When she was a baby, she saw her first bunny and fell in love with it. She kept him as a pet and named him "Mr. Peepers" because he was always staring at her. One day, her bunny was hit but a car going about 20 miles an hour, which is pretty fast for Kansas. The bunny did not survive. Alyssa was devastated and bowed never to let another bunny die like that again. Since then, she has been saving them and has even opened up her own bunny farm.

What you may not know is that Alyssa is actually Tiffany's second cousin, twice removed for her insane personality. They did not really know about each other until college. Alyssa came over to Maryland after her parents told her to get the hell out of state because her bunny obsession is driving them crazy. She met Tiffany in a store and saw her in a bunny top. Granted it was Playboy, she struck conversation and their relation was revealed. Tiffany introduced Alyssa to Pam and a weird friendship was formed. They then introduced her to Devon and the Super Friends was formed. As part of the UPW, Alyssa's job is to scare and annoy. Erm, yeah. She does a great job at that. The fans are now starting to notice her and a Cult Bunny Following is now forming. It's too soon to tell but it looks like Alyssa could be the next big thing.


We first saw him just before Pamela Paulshock's match against Sable. Devon Townsend was introduced to the world as the comic book nerd and a member of the Super Friends but not much is known about him. Devon comes hails from San Diego, California where he attended the University of Southern California. He has a bachelor's degree in Computer Graphics and is looking to get his master's in the same area. When he is not traveling with his friend Pam, he is at home running the official website for View Askew, owned by fellow director Kevin Smith. Devon is not only a comic book nerd but a computer geek as well. He rook many computer classes and now knows how to put together a computer from its parts. He would also like to get into directing and one day wants to direct his own comic book movie.

Devon met Pam at the 2000 ComiCon in Los Angeles, California. It is a large convention where a bunch of nerds get together. They quickly became friends and kept in touch. When Pam wanted reinforcements to come with her to UPW, he was one of the first people she called. His role is to be the mastermind behind many of their crazy operations. He is a very intelligent person and will smite you in anything regarding computers, comic books, and video games. Yes, he likes video games too. It was recently found out that Devon actually had sex with Tiffany Evans. It was a one-time thing and the two are not starting a relationship. He likes her but....not in the permanent girlfriend sense.

Devon Townsend is just a smart, lovable, and sometimes annoying geek. Once you become his friend, you're one for life.


Originally from Baltimore, Maryland, she started her modeling career after winning the "Bikini Open 2" on Pay-Per-View, where viewers across the country voted for their favorite swimsuit contestant. From there she went on to represent "Merry Go Round Boutiques" as the "Desert Storm Girl", signing pictures and traveling to military bases around the country. One of her favorite trips was to the Galapagos Islands to shoot for the Bikini Open calendar!

While in college, she worked weekends at car shows signing posters as Daisy Mae, and shot for calendars around the world. There, she met best friend Tiffany Evans. After graduating from Syracuse University, she moved to Los Angeles and began modeling for Fredricks of Hollywood, Muscle & Fitness, and other clients, while focusing on a career in acting, in both film and television. Since then, she has shot commercials for Snickers, Sprite, Sony, Budweiser, Keystone Beer, Del Taco, Bally's Health & Fitness, and international spots airing in Japan, Europe, Australia, and Mexico.

Pamela made her debut in wrestling as a WCW interviewer. When the federation closed down, she went onto the INDY circuit. Joining the federation wMe, Pamela quickly became one of its top and most loved stars. She won the Women's Championship on Smackdown in 2003. In 2004, she became the General Manager of the Divas Division but that did not last long. The fed closed months later. Out of a job, Pam took a break. She came back in early 2005 as a wrestler for the UPW. She brought along several friends including Tiffany Evans, Devon Townsend, and Alyssa Mulvahill. Now these four friends are reeking havoc and causing trouble backstage. That's just the way we like it.


Tiffany Evans was born in Freeport, New Jersey on January 16th. As a child, she was wild and crazy. Teachers had a difficult time controlling her. Growing up as an only child, Tiffany spent most of her time riding around with the boys and acting goofy. She admitted to losing her virginity at age fifteen. "Yeah..I was young. Really young. Fifteen, actually. But hey, at least he was cute." At age eighteen, Tiffany Evans attended Syracuse University. It was there that she met Pamela Paulshock. The two hit it off and became the best of friends. When they graduated together, Pam went on into wrestling. Tiffany stayed with her, accompanying her on the road.

Tiffany made her debut in the world of professional wrestling the same day as Pamela Paulshock. September. 2003. Smackdown. Pam's opponent? Debra. She stuck by the ringside and cheered her best friend on. Soon, she was roaming backstage flirting with all hot and available men. She is a bonafied slut but don't let the reputation fool you. Befriending Pam and going through what they have gone through, she picked up a few things in the ring. Tiffany became the backstage whore, though she only slept with about 20% the men everyone thinks she has been with. The fans fell in love with her outrageous personality and the crazy things she says. Tiffany, without wrestling, became a real superstar. She also had an obsession with Chris Jericho. Practically stalking him, she was able to sleep with him, which led to a match against Trish Stratus. Unfortunately she lost but her dream of sharing a bed with Jericho came true.

After the wMe closed, Pam and Tiffany went to the UPW where their careers picked up again. Now famously known as everyone's favorite slut, Tiffany Evans is living great with her best friend by her side.

Taking on a new persona..

Pamela Paulshock is in the Diva Main Event of Fatal Glory and she has no idea who she is facing. Well, actually, she does. It's either Molly Holly or Trish Stratus that will go on to face her for the Women's Championship. The two will duke it out for the Number One Contendership. Now Pam has been on a bit of a rampage as of late. She seems to be changing. Her friends have all taken notice. Is it the taunting words of Trish Stratus making her blood boil? Or was it her loss last week with tag team partner Bobbi Billard? Whatever the cause, you are going to see a new Pamela Paulshock come Fatal Glory.

Scene One-Pamela Paulshock and Tonic..not the drink.

The scene opens up on the streets of Detroit, out side of the arena. We are simply a few hours away from Pamela's big title defense. Everyone is already talking about the rivalry between Pamela Paulshock and Trish Stratus which seems to be overshadowing Molly Holly. Strong words have already been exchanged. Who knows what could happen tonight. 

"Resident Slut"-Tiffany Evans::  So,what exactly are we doing out here? 

The fans in the background cheer for their favorite slut, Tiffany Evans. They then boo when Pamela Paulshock also enters the scene.

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock::  I called a couple of friends our hee. We're gonna have an interview plus a little something extra. 

"Resident Slut"-Tiffany Evans::  Really? What? 

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock::  You'll see. 

They take a few steps up and then find themselves in front of a man with a microphone. He has a shaved hair and wears baggy clothes. 

"Detroit VJ"-Tonic::  Yo, it's your boy Tonic outside on the streets of Detroit. Right now, I got my girl Pamela Paulshock on hand. What's up? 

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock::  Just getting ready for my match.

"Detroit VJ"-Tonic::  Yeah, that's right. She said it, match. My girl Pam's a wrestler and I must ask, who ie this fine woman standin' next to you?

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock::  Oh, that's Tiffany. 

"Resident Slut"-Tiffany Evans::  Hey guys! 

"Detroit VJ"-Tonic::  Hello to you too. Now, Pam, I know you're a wrestler but take a second to tell everyone what makes you special.

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock::  Me. I go out there and I kick everyone's asses. Plain and simple. 

"Detroit VJ"-Tonic::  And that belt doesn't make you special?

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock::  Nope. It just adds a little something. It's sort of a banner, letting everybody know that Pamela Paulshock is number one but I don't need a title to prove it because I already am without it.  

"Resident Slut"-Tiffany Evans::  She doesn't need a title to be number one! 

"Detroit VJ"-Tonic::  You heard it right here! Pamela Paulshock does not need a title to be the best because she already is! 

"Resident Slut"-Tiffany Evans::  Hell yeah!

Tonic laughs, shaking his head. 

"Detroit VJ"-Tonic::  Now Pam, tell me about your up and coming match. I hear you don't even know who your opponent is. 

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock::  I've got a pretty good idea. It's either Trish Stratus or Molly Holly.  

"Detroit VJ"-Tonic::  Are you worried? 

"Resident Slut"-Tiffany Evans::  No way!

Pamela laughs.

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock::  Nope. I'm not worried at all. Molly Holly isn't even a threat to this title. If, by some miracle she actually makes it past the first round to get to me, she's not gonna survive the next. Molly likes for everyone to think that she is pure, wholesome, and a great competitor. Yeah right. The last match that Molly won, Trish Stratus was still a virgin!  So Molly poses as no threat to me at all. 

"Detroit VJ"-Tonic::  And what about Trish Stratus? She has been talkin' a lot of spit these last few days.

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock::  And that's all she is. Talk. Trish is a dreamer. She likes to believe in her own reality because she is so pathetic. She doesn't want to face the truth. She is still caught up in her past glory to see the real and honest truth and that is all going to come back to smack her hard across the face. Trish, talk is cheap and so are you every Saturday night. You think that you're gonna win? You're nothing but hype and this Sunday, I'm gonna prove that. I'm gonna be retaining my title, remaining the WOMEN'S CHAMPION so suck on that bitch!

"Detroit VJ"-Tonic::  Tough words from my girl Pamela Paulshock. 

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock:: Yeah, well, the stupid bitch deserves it. 

"Detroit VJ"-Tonic::  And she comes out swinging! Pamela Paulshock is on fire tonight. 

"Resident Slut"-Tiffany Evans::  Yeah, Trish really pissed her off.

"Detroit VJ"-Tonic::  Yes, I can clearly see that. Now Pam, let's get to something different. Like the fact that my home girl can rap! Is that true? 

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock:: Yeah, I do a little bit of rapping. 

"Detroit VJ"-Tonic::  Care to give as a little sample?

"Resident Slut"-Tiffany Evans::  Yes she will!

Pamela stares at her.

"Resident Slut"-Tiffany Evans::  What?

"Detroit VJ"-Tonic::  All right, let's hear it. Freestyle.

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock:: 

Look, these fans have been hearin' the same thing for the last few days

Trish Stratus saying the same crap over again, it's got me in a haze

How can this dumb broad go on about how she's better than me

When I kicked her ass twice in a row. Hell, I made the bitch bleed.

So shut the hell up Trish, I'm not hearing what you have to say anymore

I'm always gonna be better than you. Don't believe me? Then here's the door.

I'm tired of of this stupid bitch calling me a worthless slut with friends

In the meantime I sittin here going "When will this stupid crap end?"

As a matter of fact, here's some paper and a number two pencil

Go home and come back when you've written something nonrecycled

Whether it's you or Molly Holly that I'm facing in the ring this Sunday

It's Pamela Paulshock that's gonna walk out the champion, so don't say

That I didn't deserve, that Id id nothing at all to to earn it 

Because everybody here knows that Trish Stratus is full of shit!

She's blowin' smoke out of her ass like a busted ford worth two bucks

It's about the same value as every Sunday menu, buy one get two free [beeps]

So bring everything that you have, all your power, throw that crap at me

I'll knock your ass down faster than when some guy tells you to "blow me"

I'm Pamela Paulshock, the greatest wrestler that ever passed

If you don't like me,  than you can kiss my blonde, plastic ass!

"Detroit VJ"-Tonic::  Whoa! That was my girl Pamela Paulshock, killer on the mic! Damn!

 "Resident Slut"-Tiffany Evans::  I told you that she kicks ass. 

"Detroit VJ"-Tonic::  So, are there any final words?

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock:: I think my rap said it all. I don't give a damn about any of you people anymore. And Trish Stratus? Flap your lips now because later on it's gonna be your ass that will be flopping around in that ring. 

"Detroit VJ"-Tonic::  That's right. This is your boy Tonic and that was Pamela Paulshock with her girl Tiffany Evans. We'll see you all next week and remember...if it ain't Detroit..It ain't a damn thing!

The scene fades to black.

Scene Two-Pam says "F" you!

Fatal Glory is just only a few hours away. Pamela Paulshock is becoming increasingly furious with Trish Stratus who has called out the Diva Champion. With her recent remarks, we are seeing a growing change with the already shocking diva. Could this be the end of our lovable comedian? Who knows? The scene opens up in the streets of Detroit, Michigan. Pamela Paulshock is nowhere to be seen. "Forgot About Dre" by Dr. Dre featuring Eminem can be heard playing in the background.

So [beep]  ya'll all of ya'll
If ya'll don't like me blow me
Ya'll are gonna keep [beep] around wit me
And turn me back to the old me

[chorus x2 - Eminem]

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothin comes out when they move they lips
Just a buncha gibberish
And [beep]  act like they forgot about Dre

Pamela Paulshock suddenly enters the scene. She is still wearing a sweatshirt and jeans. Her long blonde hair is no longer in a ponytail. It now falls on her shoulders. Pamela walks up to the camera, a serious look on her face. 

"More than just electrifying"-Pamela Paulshock::  This song says it best. A few losses and a new challenger and suddenly Pamela Paulshock isn't the best? This is the same group of jackasses that were kissing my ass, talkin about how there is nobody that can beat me. Now all you people are doing a 180 and turned against me. Have you people forgotten who I am? Have you forgotten who you're talking about? I'M Pamela f[beep]ing Paulshock! I have defeated every single broad thrown out me. On just SEVERAL occasions, those twits caught a lucky break. Nobody cane beat my record. Not event hat newly entered retarded rag doll named Christy Hemme. yeah, I haven't forgotten about you. I'll be coming after you soon but for now, I've got this Canadian bitch on an ego trip named Trish Stratus to take care of. Yeah, Trish, we all know everything that you have said about me and are about to say about me. Pam. Blonde. Interviewer. Fake boobs. Friend Tiffany is a slut. Hangs out with nerds. Is just a joke. Only a comedic relief  to the UPW. Stole my title. Blah blah blah. It's the same recycled crap that you've been regurgitating and I have had it UP to hear with you blubbering on about the same old crap. I beat you. GET OVER it. Quick bitching and moaning at me because you're  not the [beep] anymore. You can blame your own self for your downfall. I didn't do a damn thing but bring honor and prestige to this increasingly substandard belt! What the hell would we have accomplishing by allowing such a diluted slut as yourself continue to hold this title? HUH? Tell me Trish? What makes you think that you're the top diva here? WHAT?! Because you were a former women's champion...Hmm..and who beat you for that title. TWICE IN A ROW? Yeah, Trish! Let that soak in your mind for a while! You're caught up in your own crap that you forgot about that tiny little detail. Or did you leave it out because you and I both know who is the number one diva in this federation? Yeah. I was number one even BEFORE this title but you..YOU Trish..You NEED this belt. You need it to make you feel special..to make you feel that your wasted life wasn't completely thrown away. It gives you that little satisfaction of covering the fact that you SLEPT WITH VINCE MCMAHON TO GAIN THE WWE WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP so everybody can remember that "Hey! Trish is the Women's Champion."...Yeah, well, nothing can erase that. You're dirty...and you have ABSOLUTELY NO RIGHT to talk about Tiffany Evans when you've been with more men than the number of times Courtney Love has been in and out of jail! So, to make this as simple as possible for your weak and feeble mind to comprehend fully and clearly. SHUT THE HELL UP!  Everything that you say..God...It just makes me want to bput a shotgun to my head like Curt Kobain! you are the most ANNOYING and repetitive diva that this federation has ever had..and THIS is the stupid bitch that's supposed to be better than me? You people really are nothing but a bunch of mindless idiots. This belt is MINE. Get it through your thick skull. It is Mine. I WON it from YOU and there is not a damn thing you can do to change it. GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL TRISH! This title will never EVER fall into your grubby little hands ever again..so long as Pamela Paulshock is still in the UPW! You have had and you have contaminated it. Now it's up to me to cleanse not only this title but this failing division. Trish you can say all that you want about me but here's a thought...Tell these people something they don't know about me! What? You can't? Because all you know is the same crap you've been using over and over again? Yeah. Shut the hell up and sit down. This Sunday, I'm defending my Women's Championship against either Trish Stratus or Molly Holly I don't give a damn WHAT you people throw at me! I talk them all on! The fact is..I am THE BEST this silly little federation has EVER seen and there is NOBODY that can stop me now! Pamela Paulshock is your UPW Women's Champion and after tonight..that is EXACTLY how it is going to remain. No matter what ANY of you have to say about me........it all doesn't matter. SCREW what you people say and SCREW what you people think! You can say goodbye to your precious little Pammy Paulshock because I'm through being your bitch..Now..it's time for me...to be ME! And do you people know who I am? Of course not. You're too busy kissing Trish's delusional ass. Pamela Paulshock isn't just a bitch. She isn't just a champion. She is THE GREATEST and after tonight..every single one of you WILL realize that. And that, people, is Simply Electrifying!

Once again showing her defiance to everybody that loved her, Pamela flicks the camera off.  The scene fades with the lasting image of her middle finger in the lens.

 

Stats-Roleplay Information

[W/D/L]-Singles
09-01-02

[W/D/L]-Tag Team
04-00-01

Role-play #: 28
Next Match: Pamela Paulshock versus Molly or Trish
Stip: Women's Championship
Event: Fatal Glory
Mentioned:Trish Stratus, Molly Holly, others
Used: Pamela Paulshock, others

Stats-Paulshock Information

Name: Pamela Paulshock
Hometown: None of your business
Height: 5'6
Weight: 130lbs
Finisher:Shock Therapy (torando ddt)
Theme Music: "Forgot About Dre" by Dr. Dre featuring Eminem
Best Friends: Tiffany Evans, Alyssa Mulvahill, Devon Townsend
Allies: None
Enemies: Kim Page, Trish Stratus
Alignment: ?????
Accomplishments: former IC Champion, Roleplayer of the Week(4x's), Quote of the Week(2x's), Miss UPW, Story of the Week, Champion of the Week

Electrifyingly Shocked

Beulah, Stephanie McMahon, Gail Kim, Sable, Joy Giovanni, Kim Page(2x's), Carmella, Daffney, Debra, Tracie Wright, Lita, Desire, Bubba Ray Dudley, Trish Stratus(2x's), Bobbi Billard

Stats-Disclaimer

This role-play was written by me, Keisha. No part of this role-play may be reproduced, used, or copied without my permission. Much effort was put into this and it is not to be degraded by a lazy punk who does not know how to get his or her own stuff. I made this role-play and graphics. Don't steal. I am not Pamela Paulshock. I do not know her nor am I affiliated with her. I have no connections to her. In closing, I would like to say one last thing. DON'T STEAL MY SHIZNIT! If you want something from this, contact me on AIM (xxHurrixBloomxx). Thank you for listening.