She’s weird. Okay, she's really weird. Alyssa Mulvahill is definitely an original character, one that does not come along everyday. She's a little crazy but a lot of human. She has a big heart, especially for bunnies. Alyssa comes from the small town of Freckerville somewhere in northern Kansas. When she was a baby, she saw her first bunny and fell in love with it. She kept him as a pet and named him "Mr. Peepers" because he was always staring at her. One day, her bunny was hit but a car going about 20 miles an hour, which is pretty fast for Kansas. The bunny did not survive. Alyssa was devastated and bowed never to let another bunny die like that again. Since then, she has been saving them and has even opened up her own bunny farm.

What you may not know is that Alyssa is actually Tiffany's second cousin, twice removed for her insane personality. They did not really know about each other until college. Alyssa came over to Maryland after her parents told her to get the hell out of state because her bunny obsession is driving them crazy. She met Tiffany in a store and saw her in a bunny top. Granted it was Playboy, she struck conversation and their relation was revealed. Tiffany introduced Alyssa to Pam and a weird friendship was formed. They then introduced her to Devon and the Super Friends was formed. As part of the UPW, Alyssa's job is to scare and annoy. Erm, yeah. She does a great job at that. The fans are now starting to notice her and a Cult Bunny Following is now forming. It's too soon to tell but it looks like Alyssa could be the next big thing.


We first saw him just before Pamela Paulshock's match against Sable. Devon Townsend was introduced to the world as the comic book nerd and a member of the Super Friends but not much is known about him. Devon comes hails from San Diego, California where he attended the University of Southern California. He has a bachelor's degree in Computer Graphics and is looking to get his master's in the same area. When he is not traveling with his friend Pam, he is at home running the official website for View Askew, owned by fellow director Kevin Smith. Devon is not only a comic book nerd but a computer geek as well. He rook many computer classes and now knows how to put together a computer from its parts. He would also like to get into directing and one day wants to direct his own comic book movie.

Devon met Pam at the 2000 ComiCon in Los Angeles, California. It is a large convention where a bunch of nerds get together. They quickly became friends and kept in touch. When Pam wanted reinforcements to come with her to UPW, he was one of the first people she called. His role is to be the mastermind behind many of their crazy operations. He is a very intelligent person and will smite you in anything regarding computers, comic books, and video games. Yes, he likes video games too. It was recently found out that Devon actually had sex with Tiffany Evans. It was a one-time thing and the two are not starting a relationship. He likes her but....not in the permanent girlfriend sense.

Devon Townsend is just a smart, lovable, and sometimes annoying geek. Once you become his friend, you're one for life.


Originally from Baltimore, Maryland, she started her modeling career after winning the "Bikini Open 2" on Pay-Per-View, where viewers across the country voted for their favorite swimsuit contestant. From there she went on to represent "Merry Go Round Boutiques" as the "Desert Storm Girl", signing pictures and traveling to military bases around the country. One of her favorite trips was to the Galapagos Islands to shoot for the Bikini Open calendar!

While in college, she worked weekends at car shows signing posters as Daisy Mae, and shot for calendars around the world. There, she met best friend Tiffany Evans. After graduating from Syracuse University, she moved to Los Angeles and began modeling for Fredricks of Hollywood, Muscle & Fitness, and other clients, while focusing on a career in acting, in both film and television. Since then, she has shot commercials for Snickers, Sprite, Sony, Budweiser, Keystone Beer, Del Taco, Bally's Health & Fitness, and international spots airing in Japan, Europe, Australia, and Mexico.

Pamela made her debut in wrestling as a WCW interviewer. When the federation closed down, she went onto the INDY circuit. Joining the federation wMe, Pamela quickly became one of its top and most loved stars. She won the Women's Championship on Smackdown in 2003. In 2004, she became the General Manager of the Divas Division but that did not last long. The fed closed months later. Out of a job, Pam took a break. She came back in early 2005 as a wrestler for the UPW. She brought along several friends including Tiffany Evans, Devon Townsend, and Alyssa Mulvahill. Now these four friends are reeking havoc and causing trouble backstage. That's just the way we like it.


Tiffany Evans was born in Freeport, New Jersey on January 16th. As a child, she was wild and crazy. Teachers had a difficult time controlling her. Growing up as an only child, Tiffany spent most of her time riding around with the boys and acting goofy. She admitted to losing her virginity at age fifteen. "Yeah..I was young. Really young. Fifteen, actually. But hey, at least he was cute." At age eighteen, Tiffany Evans attended Syracuse University. It was there that she met Pamela Paulshock. The two hit it off and became the best of friends. When they graduated together, Pam went on into wrestling. Tiffany stayed with her, accompanying her on the road.

Tiffany made her debut in the world of professional wrestling the same day as Pamela Paulshock. September. 2003. Smackdown. Pam's opponent? Debra. She stuck by the ringside and cheered her best friend on. Soon, she was roaming backstage flirting with all hot and available men. She is a bonafied slut but don't let the reputation fool you. Befriending Pam and going through what they have gone through, she picked up a few things in the ring. Tiffany became the backstage whore, though she only slept with about 20% the men everyone thinks she has been with. The fans fell in love with her outrageous personality and the crazy things she says. Tiffany, without wrestling, became a real superstar. She also had an obsession with Chris Jericho. Practically stalking him, she was able to sleep with him, which led to a match against Trish Stratus. Unfortunately she lost but her dream of sharing a bed with Jericho came true.

After the wMe closed, Pam and Tiffany went to the UPW where their careers picked up again. Now famously known as everyone's favorite slut, Tiffany Evans is living great with her best friend by her side.

ENTER TITLE HERE

So Pamela Paulshock is back in action one again. This time, she takes on the likes of Tracy Brooks. A novice in her eyes. This is a match that Pam is not exactly quivering with fear over. Should be an easy match up.

Scene One-Pam scared? Not really.

We begin our scene somewhere in Los Angeles, California. Actually, it's the official EvenShock Productions studio. Pamela Paulshock and Tiffany Evans purchased their own studio and will be conducting many UPW broadcasts from it. Yes, their broke asses were able to afford it. Shocking, I know. Anyway, we take you live where Pamela stands in the center. There is darkness around her. She is standing under a spotlight. She is dressed in blue jeans and a gray sweatshirt. 

::More than just electrifying::-Pamela Paulshock::
I know you guys are wondering, "Where the hell have you been"? To put it simple, on a mini vacation. See, I had to get away. I didn't like the person I was becoming. 

She shrugs her shoulders. 

::More than just electrifying::-Pamela Paulshock::

Me? An evil and egotistical rapstar bitch wannabe? Dude, I'm from Maryland. We don't get that hip hop stuff there. I'm not like that. I'm cool, right? ::silence:: Shut up! Anyway, i think it's about time I had an attitude adjustment. Oh! If I was Matt Hardy, it would be a Mattitude Adjustment. Yeah, that's nimrang. 

She snorts.

::More than just electrifying::-Pamela Paulshock::
So, my therapy, if you can call it that,  begins this week on X-Treme X-fire. I am slated to face some dudette named....what the hell's her name? Tiff! What's that chick's name?

Tiffany pops out of nowhere.

::Slutty Sidekick::-Tiffany Evans::
Hell if I know, dude.

::More than just electrifying::-Pamela Paulshock::
You're no help! Anyway, I'm up against some chiock named Tracy Brookes. Okay. Simple enough. All I have to do is walk down to the ring and kick her ass. Doesn't take a genius to figure that one out. I mean, sure she might me a "wrestler" per say, but can she really fight? Hmm..I'm gonna go with a stong no. So, to be honest, not really that concerned. I mean, if it was somebody like the big show, I'd be standing in the ring ready to crap my pants. Come on, this guy is huge. He's like a thousand pounds...in man tits alone! THEN, I'd be really scared. Or as those hip hoppers say..scurrrrrrd. What is scurrrd anyway? Is it like scurrr but with a durd at the end? I'm getting off topic? Okay. Focus! Focus factor! Okay, I'm back. Where was I?

::Slutty Sidekick::-Tiffany Evans::
Talking about being scared shitless.

::More than just electrifying::-Pamela Paulshock::
Oh. Right. Wait, I'm not scared of her! It's a little girl trying to be some..I dunno. I still don't even know who the hell she is. Maybe I should look her up on map quest. 

::Slutty Sidekick::-Tiffany Evans::
Why the hell would you look her up on map quest?

::More than just electrifying::-Pamela Paulshock::
Whatever! Not important, dude. All I know is I'm up against some newbie and I dunno who the hell she is. Sheesh. It's like fighting blindsided. Fortunately, I have very good vision. Tracy Tracy Tracy. A novice who thinks she's a pro. I've seen many of these come and go. New stars that shine bright and then disappear as quickly as they came. It's a shame. Not really, actually. See, ify ou come around demanding respect before you've earned it, then you've got a problem. You need someone to smack you back down to reality. I can be that person. Hey, Tiffany says I'm really good at smacking. 

::Slutty Sidekick::-Tiffany Evans::
Actually, it was spanking but that's a different story. 

::More than just electrifying::-Pamela Paulshock::
Yeah yeah yeah. Spanking. Smacking. It's all the same thing. You know, I have this great story, actually, about this one guy who spanked my-nevermind. Focus! Focus factor. Where was I again? Oh right. Yeah, I'm not afraid to smack a bitch. Honestly, you don't stand a snowball's chance in hell in this match. Look at the credentials here. You've got a former Diva World Champion up against some...novice. This is what we'd call an unfair match up. It's an I'm gonna kick your ass so hard you're gonna lay down in bed and still feel the imprint of my foot on your rectum the next day kind of a match. It's- well, it sucks for you. Look at the bright side. At least you're not Hitler. 

Tiffany snorts and then they both laugh. 

::Slutty Sidekick::-Tiffany Evans::
Yeah, Pam's gonna totally kick your ass. But you know what? Be proud. She has kicked many an ass these days in the UPW. You'll just be another addition to her collection. Almost like a groupie. And trust me, groupies are HOTT! Well, maybe not you because you have that little cleft in your chin..yeah, and that extra facial hair has got to go. Oh and the eyes need work. You know what? Forget about the groupie part. I'm sure you've had enough disappointments in your life, think of this as an opportunity to shine. You get made famous by losing to Pamela Paulshock! And if you order now, you can get a free paper bag to cover that face and that shame! Only 1 ass kicking per week! 

::More than just electrifying::-Pamela Paulshock::
Shut up, Tiff. You're scaring the fans.  Then again, they've already seen Tracy Brooks oh well. Either way you want to look at it, Trace, you're screwed. Good luck. Maybe have an apple, that might cheer you up. 

Pamela pulls an apple out of her pocket. She takes a bite out of it and goes to spit it, then doesn't. 

::More than just electrifying::-Pamela Paulshock::
Spitting? That's so not cool. 

Stats-Roleplay Information

[W/D/L]-Singles
10-01-02

[W/D/L]-Tag Team
04-00-01

Role-play #: 29
Next Match: Pamela Paulshock versus Pogo the Clown
Stip: Rap Battle
Event: X-Treme X-fire
Mentioned:Pogo the Clown, others
Used: Pamela Paulshock, others

Stats-Paulshock Information

Name: Pamela Paulshock
Hometown: None of your business
Height: 5'6
Weight: 130lbs
Finisher:Shock Therapy (torando ddt)
Theme Music: "Best of You" by the Foo Fighters
Best Friends: Tiffany Evans, Alyssa Mulvahill, Devon Townsend
Allies: None
Enemies: Kim Page, Trish Stratus
Alignment: ?????
Accomplishments: former IC Champion, Roleplayer of the Week(4x's), Quote of the Week(2x's), Miss UPW, Story of the Week, Champion of the Week(2x's), Match of the Week

Electrifyingly Shocked

Beulah, Stephanie McMahon, Gail Kim, Sable, Joy Giovanni, Kim Page(2x's), Carmella, Daffney, Debra, Tracie Wright, Lita, Desire, Bubba Ray Dudley, Bobbi Billard, Trish Stratus(3x's)

Stats-Disclaimer

This role-play was written by me, Keisha. No part of this role-play may be reproduced, used, or copied without my permission. Much effort was put into this and it is not to be degraded by a lazy punk who does not know how to get his or her own stuff. I made this role-play and graphics. Don't steal. I am not Pamela Paulshock. I do not know her nor am I affiliated with her. I have no connections to her. In closing, I would like to say one last thing. DON'T STEAL MY SHIZNIT! If you want something from this, contact me on AIM (xxHurrixBloomxx). Thank you for listening.