She’s weird. Okay, she's really weird. Alyssa Mulvahill is definitely an original character, one that does not come along everyday. She's a little crazy but a lot of human. She has a big heart, especially for bunnies. Alyssa comes from the small town of Freckerville somewhere in northern Kansas. When she was a baby, she saw her first bunny and fell in love with it. She kept him as a pet and named him "Mr. Peepers" because he was always staring at her. One day, her bunny was hit but a car going about 20 miles an hour, which is pretty fast for Kansas. The bunny did not survive. Alyssa was devastated and bowed never to let another bunny die like that again. Since then, she has been saving them and has even opened up her own bunny farm.

What you may not know is that Alyssa is actually Tiffany's second cousin, twice removed for her insane personality. They did not really know about each other until college. Alyssa came over to Maryland after her parents told her to get the hell out of state because her bunny obsession is driving them crazy. She met Tiffany in a store and saw her in a bunny top. Granted it was Playboy, she struck conversation and their relation was revealed. Tiffany introduced Alyssa to Pam and a weird friendship was formed. They then introduced her to Devon and the Super Friends was formed. As part of the UPW, Alyssa's job is to scare and annoy. Erm, yeah. She does a great job at that. The fans are now starting to notice her and a Cult Bunny Following is now forming. It's too soon to tell but it looks like Alyssa could be the next big thing.


We first saw him just before Pamela Paulshock's match against Sable. Devon Townsend was introduced to the world as the comic book nerd and a member of the Super Friends but not much is known about him. Devon comes hails from San Diego, California where he attended the University of Southern California. He has a bachelor's degree in Computer Graphics and is looking to get his master's in the same area. When he is not traveling with his friend Pam, he is at home running the official website for View Askew, owned by fellow director Kevin Smith. Devon is not only a comic book nerd but a computer geek as well. He rook many computer classes and now knows how to put together a computer from its parts. He would also like to get into directing and one day wants to direct his own comic book movie.

Devon met Pam at the 2000 ComiCon in Los Angeles, California. It is a large convention where a bunch of nerds get together. They quickly became friends and kept in touch. When Pam wanted reinforcements to come with her to UPW, he was one of the first people she called. His role is to be the mastermind behind many of their crazy operations. He is a very intelligent person and will smite you in anything regarding computers, comic books, and video games. Yes, he likes video games too. It was recently found out that Devon actually had sex with Tiffany Evans. It was a one-time thing and the two are not starting a relationship. He likes her but....not in the permanent girlfriend sense.

Devon Townsend is just a smart, lovable, and sometimes annoying geek. Once you become his friend, you're one for life.


Originally from Baltimore, Maryland, she started her modeling career after winning the "Bikini Open 2" on Pay-Per-View, where viewers across the country voted for their favorite swimsuit contestant. From there she went on to represent "Merry Go Round Boutiques" as the "Desert Storm Girl", signing pictures and traveling to military bases around the country. One of her favorite trips was to the Galapagos Islands to shoot for the Bikini Open calendar!

While in college, she worked weekends at car shows signing posters as Daisy Mae, and shot for calendars around the world. There, she met best friend Tiffany Evans. After graduating from Syracuse University, she moved to Los Angeles and began modeling for Fredricks of Hollywood, Muscle & Fitness, and other clients, while focusing on a career in acting, in both film and television. Since then, she has shot commercials for Snickers, Sprite, Sony, Budweiser, Keystone Beer, Del Taco, Bally's Health & Fitness, and international spots airing in Japan, Europe, Australia, and Mexico.

Pamela made her debut in wrestling as a WCW interviewer. When the federation closed down, she went onto the INDY circuit. Joining the federation wMe, Pamela quickly became one of its top and most loved stars. She won the Women's Championship on Smackdown in 2003. In 2004, she became the General Manager of the Divas Division but that did not last long. The fed closed months later. Out of a job, Pam took a break. She came back in early 2005 as a wrestler for the UPW. She brought along several friends including Tiffany Evans, Devon Townsend, and Alyssa Mulvahill. Now these four friends are reeking havoc and causing trouble backstage. That's just the way we like it.


Tiffany Evans was born in Freeport, New Jersey on January 16th. As a child, she was wild and crazy. Teachers had a difficult time controlling her. Growing up as an only child, Tiffany spent most of her time riding around with the boys and acting goofy. She admitted to losing her virginity at age fifteen. "Yeah..I was young. Really young. Fifteen, actually. But hey, at least he was cute." At age eighteen, Tiffany Evans attended Syracuse University. It was there that she met Pamela Paulshock. The two hit it off and became the best of friends. When they graduated together, Pam went on into wrestling. Tiffany stayed with her, accompanying her on the road.

Tiffany made her debut in the world of professional wrestling the same day as Pamela Paulshock. September. 2003. Smackdown. Pam's opponent? Debra. She stuck by the ringside and cheered her best friend on. Soon, she was roaming backstage flirting with all hot and available men. She is a bonafied slut but don't let the reputation fool you. Befriending Pam and going through what they have gone through, she picked up a few things in the ring. Tiffany became the backstage whore, though she only slept with about 20% the men everyone thinks she has been with. The fans fell in love with her outrageous personality and the crazy things she says. Tiffany, without wrestling, became a real superstar. She also had an obsession with Chris Jericho. Practically stalking him, she was able to sleep with him, which led to a match against Trish Stratus. Unfortunately she lost but her dream of sharing a bed with Jericho came true.

After the wMe closed, Pam and Tiffany went to the UPW where their careers picked up again. Now famously known as everyone's favorite slut, Tiffany Evans is living great with her best friend by her side.

ENTER TITLE HERE

So Pamela Paulshock is back in action one again. This time, she takes on the likes of Tracy Brooks. A novice in her eyes. This is a match that Pam is not exactly quivering with fear over. Should be an easy match up.

Scene One-Pam scared? Not really.

We begin our scene somewhere in Los Angeles, California.  We are on the EvanShock Production studio where there is a set already made.  There is a big sofa with a coffee table in the middle. On the back wall is a huge, goofy looking picture of Tiffany Evans and Pamela Paulshock eating pie. No, not literally..wait, YES! Literally. They were eating pie..not in that perverted way you sick freaks! Anyway, let me get back to the scene description. They're in a studio with a couch and coffee table. Suddenly, "Oops! I Did It Again" by Britney Spears plays. Two blonde walk out. 

::More than just electrifying::-Pamela Paulshock::
Welcome to the Pamela Paulshock Show! I'm Pamela Paulshock.. 

::Slutty Sidekick::-Tiffany Evans::
And I'm Tiffany Evans. 

::More than just electrifying::-Pamela Paulshock::
Today is a special day because we're bringing it back! 

::Slutty Sidekick::-Tiffany Evans::
We don't know for how long. It could be one episode, it could be two. It might even be thirty-five. Who knows?

::More than just electrifying::-Pamela Paulshock::
Yeah, who knows. Enjoy us while you can! I know we're ready to have some fun. Are you guys? 

The camera pans out to a full audience. They are cheering and screaming.  Pamela and Tiffany wave and smile to them as they hold up signs. One douche bag held a sign up that said "I Slept With Tiffany Evans and all I got was syphilis." Not cool, dude. 

::More than just electrifying::-Pamela Paulshock::
Yeah, so, we're not the only hosts.  

::Slutty Sidekick::-Tiffany Evans::
Definitely not. I can't carry your fat ass for a whole half hour. 

::More than just electrifying::-Pamela Paulshock::
Shut up and get me my snacks, bitch.  

They both laugh. 

::Slutty Sidekick::-Tiffany Evans::
Okay, so here's the other hosts. The first one you know as the biggest geek in America. He has seen Star Wars more times than he has had sex. He is Devon Townsend!

The crowd goes wild. Devon walks out wearing his glasses and carrying his handy dandy lap top. 

::American's Next Top Nerd::-Devon Townsend::
Hi hi! ::looks around:: Big crowd.....wow.

::More than just electrifying::-Pamela Paulshock::
I see you've got your handy dandy lap top. Cool.  

::American's Next Top Nerd::-Devon Townsend::
Yep. I never go anywhere without it. 

::Slutty Sidekick::-Tiffany Evans::
Why doesn't that surprise me. Maybe you should put the laptop down and give your right hand a break. 

Tiffany's vulgar motion causes Pam to smack her in the arm. 

::More than just electrifying::-Pamela Paulshock::
Dude! It's a family show! Well, sort of. Whatever. The next and final host, well, loves bunnies. Here's everyone's favorite weirdo, Alyssa Mulvahill! 

Some crazy music plays and out walks Alyssa Mulvahill. People in  he audience wave their stuffed animal bunnies in the air. Alysa giggles and points at them.  

::Weird Bunny Fanatic::-Alyssa Mulvahill::
Bunnies! 

::More than just electrifying::-Pamela Paulshock::
Yes, bunnies! Today is a special day!

::Slutty Sidekick::-Tiffany Evans::
Yes because this Wednesday, Pamela Paulshock is fighting the Kat for the Diva World Championship. This means that the entire show will be based around her! 

::More than just electrifying::-Pamela Paulshock::
Sit back, relax, and watch us spoof the hell out of her. 

"Oops I Did It Again" plays. The four hosts start dancing and signing along. The camera pans out and cuts to commercial break. 

---

We regret to inform you that the Pamela Paulshock Show has been cancelled.  

The scene opens up backstage. Pamela Paulshock and Tiffany Evans sit on their sofa in the dressing room. Alyssa sits in the corner, playing with her toy bunny.  Devon types away on his laptop. 

::Slutty Sidekick::-Tiffany Evans::
Dammit! Not again!

::More than just electrifying::-Pamela Paulshock::
Cancelled before we even started. This sucks. It sucks worse than watching the Kat try to make us believe she is immortal.  

::American's Next Top Nerd::-Devon Townsend::
Did you really expect a show about....well..nothing..to be on the air for long? 

::More than just electrifying::-Pamela Paulshock::
It worked for Seinfeld.  

She shrugs her shoulders. 

::Slutty Sidekick::-Tiffany Evans::
What are we gonna do now?

::More than just electrifying::-Pamela Paulshock::
Get drunk because I'm all out of ideas. 

We regret to inform you that the Pamela Paulshock Show is uncancelled. 

::More than just electrifying::-Pamela Paulshock::
Hell yeah! 

But her crappy segments will not be aired this week.  

::More than just electrifying::-Pamela Paulshock::
Dammit! 

::Slutty Sidekick::-Tiffany Evans::
Well, now you have time to go mess with the Kat or something. 

::More than just electrifying::-Pamela Paulshock::
Ewww. I don't wanna mess around with her! 

::American's Next Top Nerd::-Devon Townsend::
Kinky.  

They shoot him a look.  

::Slutty Sidekick::-Tiffany Evans::
That's not what I meant. 

::More than just electrifying::-Pamela Paulshock::
Oh. Right. I knew that.  

::Slutty Sidekick::-Tiffany Evans::
Whatever, dude. Just go out there and say something! 

::More than just electrifying::-Pamela Paulshock::
Okay! Don't have a cow!  

::Slutty Sidekick::-Tiffany Evans::
Hey, it's not my match.  

Pamela flicks her off.  She hops off the sofa and exits the room. Devon is still typing away at his computer. 

---

The scene opens up in the empty studio. The Show has ended. All you seeis Pamela Paulshock's profile. Nothing else.  

::More than just electrifying::-Pamela Paulshock::
They say once you fall from power, it's ten times harder to get it back.  

Pamela smirks.  

::More than just electrifying::-Pamela Paulshock::
Who the hell listens to everybody anyway? 

Pamela shakes her head.

::More than just electrifying::-Pamela Paulshock::
Okay, so, I get a great opportunity again. A great opportunity? I get another shot at the freaking UPW Diva World Title. Yeah, that's a great opportunity. Just grand seeing as I gave her that ugly little tin belt. Kat, I know you. We've been through what? Four years of wrestling together? And in that amount of time, I have noticed one thing. You're cocky. Beyond that, you're arrogant. You say that you respect me yet you bad talk me every chance you get. Dude, do you even remember what got you to where you are now? It sure as hell wasn't Vampiro. It wasn't Kevin Nash. It was me. I forced you to be better than you were and you have become that. But now, you think you're better than me. Than me? Are you kidding me?! I've gone through Trish Stratus, I've gone through Tylene Buck, I've even gone through Bubbah Ray Dudley. This is ridiculous. THere's no way that some pagan freak who things she's the living dead is a greater wrestler than I am. Seriously, get over yourself. You use dollar store magic tricks and cheap flashy smoke to make yourself look scary. Oh no! Everyone fear the Kat because she's this ominous being! Oh no, she's gonna kill me with her super powers. Yeah right, and my name is Padma Amidala. ::glances over to the side:: Thanks Dev. ::winks:: Yeah, you're just like Darth Vader aren't you? Dress all in black. Use the force, or in your case, some cheap tape and string. Whine about everything. "oooh, I'm evil.". Fear me. Fear what? When you get down to it, Anakin Skywalker was nothing but a whiney little bitch! "Waa.. I should be a greater Jedi. Whaaa. My mommy died." And that's you Kat. Or wait? Maybe Harry Potter? That's it! You're Harry Potter! A wizard who gets his ass kicked all the time, only someone else bails you out! You could put on those doofy looking glasses and have your own little bitch of a sidekick, in your case Vampiro, so far up your ass you're both pooping out the same hole. Well, Kat, you can take your supernatural crap and shove it straight up your ass! I am tired of being in your shadow! I was above you before and I can do it again. You think that Diva title is yours? You're..well..you're belt sitting. For-for me! It was me that literally laid down in the ring and gave you that belt. Why? Because people are retarded and make stupid mistakes. I want it back. My belly's getting cold. I need something to cover it up and that belt looks like it could do the job. Besides, we need a champion, not some Chris Angel Mindfreak trying to scare everybody off with her kindergarten magic show. Kat, I don't fear you. Anyone who does is a naive, pathetic little being who should be shot stupidity. Don't spew your little history at me. This is a classroom. This is a wrestling ring. I may be goofy on the outside but when it comes down to business, I know how to get the job done. Are you sure you can do that? You're not too wrapped up in your whimsical belief that you won't freeze up and pee your pants when you realize you've basically screwed yourself? huh? Time and time again I have watched you and time and time again, I have bowed down to you. Not anymore. It won't happen again. Ever. I'm nobody's little lap dog. I'm in this for myself and there's nothing you can do to stop me from doing exactly what I plan to do. See, you may be entering the ring Champion, but you'll be leaving like Anakin. With nothing but your bitch Vampiro with a bucky ready to collect all your tears. You're no Champion. You don't even deserve that title. Until you can prove to me that you're not some arrogant wannabe blowing hot air up my ass, I will only see you as such. This match, they call it a match of Legends because it will be legendary. They will talk about it for years to come. The day Pamela Paulshock shoved her boot so far up your ass, all you could see was black leather and a shoe string dangling out your nose. I may not be a fortune teller but I know exactly what the outcome is gonna me. Me pinning your diluted ass to that mat. Don't agree? I'm sure a little Shock Therapy will change your mind. 

Pamela tosses a lollipop at the camera. 

::More than just electrifying::-Pamela Paulshock::
Suck on that, bitch. 

The camera fades to black.

Stats-Roleplay Information

[W/D/L]-Singles
10-01-02

[W/D/L]-Tag Team
04-00-01

Role-play #: 29
Next Match: Pamela Paulshock versus Pogo the Clown
Stip: Rap Battle
Event: X-Treme X-fire
Mentioned:Pogo the Clown, others
Used: Pamela Paulshock, others

Stats-Paulshock Information

Name: Pamela Paulshock
Hometown: None of your business
Height: 5'6
Weight: 130lbs
Finisher:Shock Therapy (torando ddt)
Theme Music: "Best of You" by the Foo Fighters
Best Friends: Tiffany Evans, Alyssa Mulvahill, Devon Townsend
Allies: None
Enemies: Kim Page, Trish Stratus
Alignment: ?????
Accomplishments: former IC Champion, Roleplayer of the Week(4x's), Quote of the Week(2x's), Miss UPW, Story of the Week, Champion of the Week(2x's), Match of the Week

Electrifyingly Shocked

Beulah, Stephanie McMahon, Gail Kim, Sable, Joy Giovanni, Kim Page(2x's), Carmella, Daffney, Debra, Tracie Wright, Lita, Desire, Bubba Ray Dudley, Bobbi Billard, Trish Stratus(3x's)

Stats-Disclaimer

This role-play was written by me, Keisha. No part of this role-play may be reproduced, used, or copied without my permission. Much effort was put into this and it is not to be degraded by a lazy punk who does not know how to get his or her own stuff. I made this role-play and graphics. Don't steal. I am not Pamela Paulshock. I do not know her nor am I affiliated with her. I have no connections to her. In closing, I would like to say one last thing. DON'T STEAL MY SHIZNIT! If you want something from this, contact me on AIM (xxHurrixBloomxx). Thank you for listening.