Well I like to drink Schlitz and Olympia beer.
I got a Limo with Jacuzzi in rear.
I'll pick you up at eight, 'cause I'm your prom date.

Well I'm not your normal morning average guy.
I drink whiskey at a quarter to nine.
It starts me off right.  I'm gunna go out tonight.

Whoa oh oh, please don't be ashamed of me
Just because I am thirty-three.
I know you are a senior in high school, so am I.
I ain't got no money, but don't worry honey
'Cause you're the prom queen and I'm your prom date.

Everybody's looking funny at us.
'Cause I rented a white and blue tux.
Gunna go out somewhere nice.
Gunna take you for burritos. (and Budweiser!)

And I took you back at home.
And we were all alone.
I looked at you right in the eyes.
And you looked back at me.
And it was a quarter to three.
And that's when I stood up and said:
Let's go for Burritos!

I like to drink Schlitz and Olympia beer.
I got a Limo with Jacuzzi in rear.
And I'll pick you up at eight, 'cause I'm your prom date.

I said I like to drink Schlitz and Olympia beer.
I got a Limo with Jacuzzi in rear and
I'll pick you up at eight, 'cause I'm your prom date.

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