Free Throw Blowin', no look where I'm goin',
Free Style flowin'?
You are in my house baby
It's tip of time, and I'm off the tip,
walkin' to the bench where I sit and bite my lip
busting out rhymes.
Standing in line cuz its garbage time.
Cuz I'm calm and I'm cool and I collected.
Eightteen shots that got rejected.
I'm not Cory Feldman, I'm not Cory Haim
I got a license to drive, but I ain't got game.
(chorus) Jimmy what'd you say?
You can't play basketball.
I wear my socks high, cuz it makes me feel cool.
Don't know how to dribble but i know how to drool.
People always say I'm a basketball fool I got a little tiny hoop,
cold "floating" in my pool
I played my friend's dog, on a twenty dollar bet.
I took him to the hole, I took him to the vet.
Shot from the three every chance I get. I call it in the air.
Nothing but Nothing
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Okay, here's my chance, the open lane. Don't get nervous
Don't sweat everyones watching. You can do it man. I mean just dribble up
Don't double dribble. Just dribble normal.
Don't show anyone you can dribble super fast between your legs,
like you do in your driveway, No this is infront of people on the court.
I'm gunna go up in the air, I'm gunna dunk as hard as I can.
Cuz, usually, I'm on the other end, people dunking on me.
I'm used to some 7 foot dude's "Ihingy" getting smacked in my face.
I still got the bruise to prove it, I ain't gunna take that nickname
"Dick Bruiseface" lying down. My name ain't Dick Bruiseface!!!
Well listen up y'all, you know I'm not tall
My name was never written on the bathroom wall.
I'm gunna say "Whats Up?" I'm gunna take the pump, cuz I'm a moving pick
I'm gunna shoot some bricks.
So I huff and puff. I say enough Z'nuff.
I'd rather watch Ahmad Rashad on the inside stuff
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