John: Geez like, swear to God, im mean like i cant belive you guys are tryin to selling these things right, im mean, like, who does his hair, i mean like his hairs so frizzy, i mean like you guys could probly get like, anti-friz shampoo or something right, i mean like i dont know how you guys think your gunna sell these thing, i mean like, theyre so weird right, uh hu hu.
Jimmy: thank you, and next up, Cliff Clayborn, the mail man from Cheers.
Cliff: Yeah thanks there buddy. so i was thinkin there mardy there freaking dolls. turns out the uh, turns out the actual midget trolls turn up around the late 1300's. turned up in stores, to keep the children occupied.if these trolls were nice theyd probably be back havin a beer with naome back at the bar.
Jimmy: Thank you cliffy, next up, uh, comedian Jerry Sienfeild.
Jerry: ok people ok, will you look at these things, i mean, remember when dolls used to have moving arms and legs, i mean, am i right? he doesnt have any pants on, whats the deal with that? no pants! you get the doll, you dont get that pants!
Jimmy: thank you, next up, nicholas Cage.
Nick: who what where?
Jimmy: thats all i got for that one acctuly uh. next up, comedian, robin williams
Robin: Oh yes, troll dolls, its a beautiful thing, yes, beautiful thing, yes, looks like don king on viagra, yes, yes, suddenly theres a guy at home goin, what the hells goin on there, yes, meanwhile theres a kid goin, daddy i want a harry potter doll, yes, meanwhile theres a guy goin, i saw the anti christ and it is a troll, yes, suddenly arnold swartonagers at home going, yeah i like to eat troll doll, my english marthom, yes, suddenly mr. happys goin 'lawinski lawinksi' yes. thank you
Jimmy: uh next up, next up, next up, for the auditions, mr. gilbert godfried.
Gilbert: what is this? what kinda kid plays with something like this? theyre so weird looking, what kinda kid would play with something like this? id like to be the voice of this, and thats not good.
Jimmy: thank you, and last but not least, mr. adam sandler.
Adam: alright, how ya doin, alright, this is uhh, ok, this is uhh, this is me, givin a troll doll, to uhh, to my mother, ok, here we go, uhh uhh mom i uhh, hi, i uhh, i uhh, got you a troll.
Mom: ha de who de, what did you say?
Adam: i said i got you a troll.
Mom: ha de who de, i cant hear you, what did you say to your poor mother, speak up please.
Adam: I siad i got, i got you a troll.
Mom: im outa control? what are you saying?
Adam: i wish you would just take the doll, and SHUT UP!
Jimmy: thats it for the troll, thank you very much.
*Lyrics Courtsey of Dana Marshall*
