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Yeah, but that's what college is all about. You gotta love college. It's the best thing in the World, you drink, you have fun, you do the walk of the shame. Yeah, you gotta do the walk of shame. Those of you that don't know what the walk of shame is. It's when you hook-up with someone the night before and then you have to walk all the way across campus on the (something) in the same clothes. "Oh I was over at the library, studying all night, yeah studying." You go to your dorm in the morning and there's like a line of people in line to use the shower, its like a bunch of zombies just walking oh oh. The guy in the flip-flops is beating everybody, (click click sound). He has a little basket of stuff with him. You have to have a little basket of stuff with you? The little basket holds some shampoo, your soap and your loufa. Girls have a nice little pink loufa, and then guys have a french bread look-a-like loufa that rips out your ass hair. Yeah thank you very much owe owe. Walking back to my dorm, everyone is like "Hey Jim, Nice Tan" and I'm like "IT'S MY THIRD LAYER OF SKIN!" I just over loufaed. Call the doctor! The wind hurts me, who has the window open? Shut it. |
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