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For college they don't think you're ready for everything in college. You aren't quite ready for a full oven-ring, just one hotplate. You can master your spaghettios, or your ramen noodles soup in that, then you can move onto different types of noodles. You aren't ready for a full refridgator, like normal people. You have a like one of those little tiny midget fridges. "Yeah, lemme get you something, I have to take everything out of it first. It holds about 5 cans so gimme a minute." You got this tiny little freezer compartment thing that does nothing at all. It just like grows frost. Nothing fits in there, nothing like Ben & Jerry. I could fit Ben in there, oh wait it comes with Jerry, oh. Got a little flap for the door on it. Oh you don't wanna leave it open, oh yeah its freezing in here. Did somebody leave the freezer door open? Shut that thing. It does nothing but hide whats in the freezer. "Thats where I hide my hidden frozen things, so don't go in there." Nothing fits in that freezer, maybe that little cricklet ice cube tray that comes with the fridge. "You want some ice?" "Sure!" "Ok i'll just get my tweezers out, ya here you go!" It dissolved already, you want more? sure! You aren't ready for a full phone number here, just 4 digits. Whats your extenstion? 3760. What's yours? its 5143 or call me on my cell 917-68.. NO NO! Too many numbers! Four! Four is all I can handle. |
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