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Go back to your doom and you gotta roommate. That never works out, they don't want it to work out. They want it so it's a Real World episode in your dorm-room. I don't understand why they have the compatibility tests, you fill out in the beginning of the year. Thats such a joke the test you fill out at the beginning of the year, its like umm I like rock n roll, I like to stay up late, and I love the Ladies! Oh yeah. Ok we got the perfect roommate for you, he's an opera major, hes a nircoleptic and hes gay so go fight each-other. We got four camera angles, that will be perfect. Welcome to college and go screw yourself. Huh? Yeah as we sit here. Yeah then you think yeah my buddy from high school is coming up and hes gunna be my roommate, it'll be awesome. No its never awesome, it doesn't work out. You will fight each other. They have too much dirt on ya. This friend from home has just too much dirt on you. They will crush you in an agrument. For no reason, like you just say "Yeah those dishes have been in the sink for weeks, are you gunna clean them or what?" (your friend) "Yeah, remember when you had crabs in 6th grade?". You just had to bring up my crabs. |
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