To Marcy Playground's "Sex and Candy"
I have eggs and candy here
Shaving cream is in my hand
Shine my flashlight at people that stare in my direction
Mama this Happy Halloween to you
Yeah mama this Happy Halloween
Valentine's Day
To Third Eye Blind's "Jumper"
It's almost the 14th of February
So try and guess
Why I'm so destressed
I wish you would send that Valentine my friend
You should see the junk mail and all the bills that I've been getting in
And if I get one more junk mail from Ed McMahon
I'll kill my mailman
To Sean Mullin's "Lullabye"
She said she likes hard candy
I said 'yeah, who doesn't?'
Her favorite ones are the hearts with all the words on them like 'hug me' and 'kiss me' and 'miss ya' and 'cutie pie'
And I said 'If I get those things then maybe tonight you'll be mine'
She said 'you're a complete idiot'
'Cause its almost midnight on Valentine's Day and I haven't gotten one darn candy
I took her hand, brushed her hair, and I sang to her
I said, 'I know a place, it's open up all night'
Valentine
Valentine
Valentine
Spring Break Songs
To Blink 182's "All The Small Things"
Spring break
That year
Went out
Baught beer
Cashier grabbed me
Took my fake ID
Wait a second man
You don't understand
That picture is me
With a turban and a tan
My my my my my my my my my my,
My my my my my my name's Mohammad
Christmas Songs
To Creed's "With Arms Wide Open"
Well I opened my gift today
To see which ones I can exchange
So I call K-Mart and begin to say
Tell the store I'm on my way
Are you still open?
It's just past midnight
Wanted a TV dish, not a talking fish
Please be open
Star Wars Songs
To Sugar Ray's "Every Morning"
Every morning there's a line around the corner cause I live next to the cineplex
Scalpers wanted like $200 for a ticket
Didn't have it so I wrote them a check
I just can't believe it
George Lucas is a genious
Star Wars is back again
First I'm gonna see it
Then I'm gonna see it again
To EMINEM's "My Name Is"
Hi, kids
Do you like sci-fi action with Sam Jackson?
Gonna blow up like Titanic with Bill Paxton
Cool brother with the bald head and goatee
Isn't he the first black guy on Star Wars sice Billy Dee?
Hi, my name is
Huh? My name is
Who? My name is
Chicky-Chicky, Mace Windu
