| Just a quick tribute to one of, I think, the funniest guys around today... Jerry Seinfeld. Main Site |
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| Jerry: "Why is McDonalds still counting? 80-million zillion hamburgers sold... why dont they just put up a sign; 'McDonalds, we're doing very well' What is it they hope to acheive? do they just want cows to surrender themselves?? walk in and say " we've seen the signs... we realise we have very little chance out there... we'd like to be in a happy meal, if thats at all posible... |
| Jerry: One of my favourite Olympic events is the luge... this is on the bob sled run, but theres no sled! it's just Bob!! it's just a human being hanging on for dear life. |
| Jerry: One thing that confuses me about airplane bathrooms.... the slot for USED razorblades... who is shaving on the plane!?... first off, second, shaving SO much that they're USING UP RAZORBLADES!?!? Is the Wolf-man flyin' up there or what?? |
| Jerry: You know that silver medal at the Olympics... thats somthin isnt it? I mean, you get gold, you've won, you get bronze, well at least i got something... but silver.... its basically saying, of everyone that lost you were the VERY best, no-one lost ahead of you, you are the VERY BEST loser.... |