| Into the Crystal Ball |
| George-- After serving time for stalking Lil" Kim, he is released into the world where Shawn Michaels is officially retired and Fabalous is no longer popular. Being scared by the cruel world and all it's changes, he commits more serious crimes to spend time in jail, which is the only world he really trust these dayz. Steve- After graduating college with a bachelor's degree in education, he decides to try his luck and become a Teacher's Aid for the first grade. All doesn't go as planned, as the first graders offer more of a challenge than he imagined, even tying him up one day. Steve re-evalutes his career choice, but ultimately decide to continue on as a teacher so that he can help the students, if even one of his students become successful he will be a happy camper. Nishani- After finally driving Kervin over the deep edge causing him to break off their engagement, she vows revenge, but after a while decides against it and contiues on with her life. She decides to focus her life on the animals she love. After a short stint in PETa (People for the Environmental Treatment of Animals), she decides it's the wrong course of action, and goes to school to become a vet. She opens up a veterinerian office besides a pizzeria and chinese resturant (true story, I do know a pizza store right next to a vet, I've always wondered about their pepperoni) the friend chicken and pepperoni are extremely fresh. Matthew/ Luis- After finally achieving their boyhood dreams of being over 5 feet tall (far cry from my height), they decide to throw a joint celebration for their new found tallness. While at their party, they have a little too much to drink, and end off falling on their heads. Due to some advacements in medical technology, they are able to live, but are now 1 foot shorter. Atleast, they got deals to star in the remake of Willie Wonka and the Chocalate Factory. Kervin- To prove that he was always the man in his relationships, and not controlled by his girlfriend. Kervin decides to join Tough Enough 7 (he thought football and hockey were too tough) where he hopes to obtain a contract with the newly renamed WWHHHF. After making it to the final 12, Kervin gets all nervous and ends up getting pinned by a girl during one of his practice matches. He snaps and starts to beat up everyone in sight, Vince McMahon was there that day, and Kervin thought he had blew all chance of working in the WWHHHF, but as luck would have it, the WWHHHF needed someone to replace the megastar Nathan Jones, and much like Jones, Kervin became the next no skilled wrestler to be pushed to the moon. Erica- After becoming a successful teacher in Brooklyn, Erica begins to tell all her friends that she got a better job offer in Florida and that she would pack up here stuff and move down there at the end of the school year. She tells everyone this from October still mid-June when all her friends were nice enough to come together to throw her a going away party. Erica's current boyfriend even proposes to her at the party, but before everyone gets ready to go, Erica announces that she is no longer moving to Florida, her friends get angry and decide to tar, feather than hang her. She was then labeled the "Girl Who Cried Florida." Renaldo- After being teased by friends for going bald before leaving high school, Renaldo decides to join the "Hair Club for Men" which helps him grow back his hair like he ain't never see before. The product has a weird side effect which makes his stuttering even worse than it was. He can't get a decent job because he could never complete an interview, no girl would go near him since he can't say anything romantic, but atleast he got his hair. Dane- After attempting yet another "Get Rich with no Work" scheme that fails miserably, he decides to go straight and get a normal job like any other person. He gets a job working at a lab as a lab assistant with all the cool and expensive tools and instruments, the urge is too strong and he begins to "take" some home to sell. He is caught by his superiors and put in jail. While in jail, he meets up with some guy named Bubba, while suffice to say he no longer calls anything gay... Alana- After realizing that she could never be with the man she loves (Dane), she decides to move along with her life. But her thoughts always go back to the one she could never have, she decides to turn her back on men if she couldn't be with the one she wanted the most. One day, she decides to try life on the other side of the road, and calls her good friend Crystal to help her experiment. While when it doesn't satisfy her needs, she decides to turn away from all and become a nun, always carrying around a picture of the one she loved. Ernest- After getting on a miracle diet that helps him to shed close to a hundred pounds, he decides to follow in the track of his role model, Richard Simmons, and start his own series of Work-Out Tapes. The tapes does well at the beginning, but Ernest feels he doesn't need to follow his own advice and puts back on the weight he lost, his fanbase uses faith in him, but to make up for lost groud, he starts a series of tapes on how to make fatty foods, he plans on getting his fanbase fat, then dropping the weight and getting them in shape. He does well at first, but soon realizes biology is against him as his body can't keep up with the constant weight loss/gain. Devin- After completing college and finally getting that perfect baseball game he always dreamed of, he decides to go into pastorhood. As a pastor, he is able to touch the lifes of many, but after not being able to help some of his close friends, he begins to question the value of his belief. He takes time off from the Church to find himself, so he buys a motorcycle and travels Canada while in Canada he meets up with his role model, Bret Hart, and they talk. Instead of going back to the Church, Devin starts a series of books detailing his fictional exploits in Canada as well as some real truth from his one encounter, the book does well until the Hart family decides to sue him. Dev loses it all, and then in a final act, loses his sanity. He now resides in an asylum, where he can finally tell his story to people who listen. Joel- After spending years borrowing stuff rom Earl, Joel decides to make a business out of renting stuff. He opens a chain of Mo-Destiny stores across the US that sees business boom. Fearing the extra competition, Blockbuster and Rent-A-Center start a widesread of scandals, controversray and court cases. Joel is nominated as the Republican party candidate for president since he fits the bill perfectly. Will a black man actually win.... Jaime- After spending most of the decade in his local community college, he is finally able to graduate. Not willing to spend anymore time in school, he decides not to go on to a senior college and get a better degree. With a small base in education and a short attention span, Jaime finds it difficult to get a job. That is until one day when the circus comes to town, Jaime after picking up spare change from his friends and family, is able to attend it. While at the circus, Jaime, for the first time in his life, feels at home. With the clowns, freaks and many other "attractions", Jaime feels as if this is the place for him. So after the show is finished, Jaime goes to speak with the ringleader to see about getting a job, but the ringleader becomes the first person to ever call Jaime "normal", and tells him unless he proves himself to be a freak, he won't get a job, he also informs him that the circus will only be in town for 2 weeks and if he doesn't prove himself by than he won't get the job. So for the next 2 weeks, Jaime tries everything in his powers to act weird or freakish, but nothing catches the attention of the ringleader, but when Jaime goes to visit the ringleader on the last day, he is ran over by a car, stomped by the elephants, kicked by a mule and flung off a bridge, but lives. And thus Jaime got a job in the circus as a human pain machine. The gig lasts about 2 months as all the internal injuries kills Jaime off. Edwina- After earning her degree in Marine Biology, she becomes an aquatic engineer onboard a submarine SS Earl. One day, she discovers an underwater city, and finds peaceful inhabitants. She marries the Prince and lives happily ever after. You can see why she ended up in an insane asylum along with Devin. They now spend their days exhanging their makeshift stories. Jamie- She lives in a little pink house with little pink pictures on little pink walls in little pink hallways with pink couches on pink carpet on the pink steps on the pink second floor with the pink bedrooms and the pink doorknob with little pink bed with little pink pillows with little pink chocalate. (How many remember that joke?) Chrismy- After dropping out of college to join the New York Jets, Chrsmy starts a feud with a a member of a rival team, Ernest Diggs. The two have a personal grudge that far exceeds any team rivalry. They buttheads on several occassion on and off the football field. They were guest on Oprah, Jerry Springer and even got to main event WrestleMania XXI (You know how Vince loves to ruin his wrestlers with football, and it only cost him their food bill which ended up costing him triple the amount he was willing to pay in cash). Ernest and Chrismy's team makes it to the SuperBowl, which as JR would put it a slobberknocker, there was 10 seconds remaining in the game with both teams tied up, Chrismy goes for a catch with Ernest not far behind and they both tumble and pass out. Medicail technicians, doctors, coaches, staff and other team members rush to see what happenend, apparently Ernest and Chrismy hadn't eaten in 10 mins. Fabian- After changing his major so many times that he graduates college with nothing more than a piece of paper stating his name, Fabian decides he needs to get money quick. He tries his hand as a drug dealer, but that doesn't go too well as he is more interested in using his own product than selling it. He then tries to break grounds and become one of the world's first Columbian rappers, at first all goes well as his style is fresh and unique with his mix of English and Spanish and his look, but then he goes all corporate and decides to remodel himself more akin to Vanilla Ice, his career lasts 5 minutes more after that. He than tries his hand as a "Lady of the Night" when his first customer realizes he isn't a lady, he is promptly beat up and robbed of any cash he did have on him. With all his world against him, Fabian goes to jump off of a bridge (it doesn't matter which bridge he jumps off of now, does it?), but before he can, Maria rushes into the scene and stops him from jumping. She tells him with all the bad luck he has had, he has always had one good luck charm and Mario proposes to Fabian. He is so shocked, he doesn't know what to say, and also forgets where he is, when he goes to step back and take a little bit, he falls off the bridge. Steven Marques- After spending 4 years in college with only attending for a total of about one semester, Marques is finally discredited from school, which he isn't too mad at. He continues his work at the mattress factory where he makes slow but steady increases, he soons becomes Vice President of Public Relations in New York, where fast talking (lying) and knowledge helps him to become on of the largest producer of mattress in the area. He decides to take his know how and name brand recognition to muscle in his own company which soons sees sales skyrocker across the globe. His company makes millions upon millions of dollars a year in revenue, and Marques decides to swindle some money from his company to help offset his "night life", when the stockholders get hold of the quarter revenue and sees 2.5 Billion Dollars Spent at "Hair I Cum" they begin to investiage the spending of the company and it's owner. Marques in a last ditch effort to save himself from jail, forges documents from various places trying to make up the cost, but he is busted and sentenced to life in jail. Fung-Kay- After balloning up by a hundred pounds in college, Fung-Kay goes on a mystical quest to get back her slim and trim figure. She begins by seeking the help of one of junior high school friends, Ernest, who recently made tremedous strides in losing weight. When Fung-Kay follows his diet plan, she begins to lose some weight, but the strict diet and lack of fatty food begins to drive her crazy. She decides to have a 3 day surge at mcDonalds ordering over a thousand burgers, 500 fries and galloons of soda. After gaining an additional 50 pounds from this experience, Fung-Kay decides to sue McDonalds for a)making her fat and b) not stopping her from eating all of that food. In a decision that shocks the logical world, she wins. She now lives in a burger palace and doesn't care about losing weight. Nunez- After returning from his time in the Army, Johnny realizes it would have been wise to take some educational courses while in there since here isn't a great need for people who can use a gun in the jobplace. He decides to become a security guard than, but that doesn't work out too well as his weird hairdos scares off potential customers before they even get a chance to shop around. He then decides to try his luck as a police officer, but is immediately fired when he buys poptarts instead of donuts. So with two jobs that works with his skills down the drain, he tries his luck in the pastry business, but that doesn't go well for him either as he eats the products as they are being made. With all this bad luck, Nunez ends up mopping through the park when he is almost attacked by a wild gorilla from the local zoo, but with his courage and insane level of fear, he is able to wrestle the gorilla down to the floor and hold it for safe keeping until the Park Ranger comes. With this great show of skills and courage, Nunz is given a job as head Park Ranger. He ain't no Ranger Smith, but there is no Yogi either. Ewin- After realizing there is no chance for him to grow past 5 feet tall, he decides to go into movies. He has such roles as dwarf number 1 in the rocking remix of SnowWhite and Her Seven Pimp Daddies, Gary Colemon in his autobiographical movie "It's a Short Career Afterall", Webster and ofcourse the midget in Fantasy Island. When his career doesn't span out, he tries his luck as a bouncer. No one fears a person they can't see so he is quickly fired from that. He tries his luck as a stripper, but again no one takes kindly to it as they end up putting the money on his head. He finally decides his life ain't worth living.He goes to the Brooklyn Bridge, in an attempt to jump.Luckily or unluckily enough for him, he is too short to climb up the wires to jump. He decides to run in front of traffic in hopes someone will knock him over. Everyone swerves in order to miss him, but one car stops to stares at this little man. As if luck was on their side, the circus was in town and needed another member for their freak show. Ewin was able to join, where he met his future wife, Helga, the 4 armed lady. Craig- After dropping out of college to follow his dreams to be a pro skater, Craig's career starts off rocky. He loses his first few major outings, dislocates one of his shoulders during an outing and also breaks his neck. During all of this, he gathers a small cult following. His loyal fans stay with him through the good and bad times. When Craig recovers from a near death injury, much of the world shows compassion for the man with such a large heart to never give up. Craig goes to tell his story on all the late night shows, the daytime talk shows and even the big one Oprah (who has yet to retire). Activison approaches Craig into endorsing their newest series of games, Craig thinking his life has finally got on the right track, agrees. So Activision gets to work on, Craig Benabu Pro Skater, which due to Craig's surge in popularity goes on to sell a few million copies. Activison trying to ride him for what he is worth, decides to release a few sequels (within two years they are on Craig Benabu Pro Skater X) and some spinoffs such as Craig Benabu Teaches Typing, Final Fantasy: Craig Chronicles and Super Craig Brothers. Craig's loyal supporters slowly disown him as they feel that he is selling out to the mainstream press. Craig's success goes to his head so bad that he begins to hire stunt doubles to compete for him. Soon Craig's popularity dies down like any good fad, and he no longer has his loyal fans. He spends his nights watching old videos of when he was cool. |
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| With the lack of much original content on this site, I thought it would be nice to try something different. Something, I think is refreshing and also helps me to pay homeage to some of my friends. Quite simple, this section will be used for me to express where I see my friends in the future. Since the timeframe will be different for each, I won't bother saying which in particular, but generally it's about 5-10 years into the future. I hope people enjoy it, and some get a good laugh from it, but remember, it only means I care, well not for you, but still. |