Zen- After years of plotting and planning, he finally puts his plan of world domination into motion. He first takes over his itsa bitsa tiny island of Dominician Republic and Haiti. He then uses his new found power to take over neighboring countries in the Caribbean one by one, the US doesn't make a big deal of it. He then moves over to parts of Central America and Mexico. This is where he meets his first challenge as Californians and Texans unite to save their Mexicans (where else can they get cheap labor from?), but Zen is able to overcome, but now must face the US, who bombs Zen until their is no tomorrow. Rumor has it, Zen was last seen hanging out with Saddam and Osama in some bunker in Switzerland.
Xantar- After finally finishing his Zelda fanfic (only took 5 years for chapter 12), he decides to go into journalism. His parents disown him once they find out that he is no longer pursuing medicine in hopes of cutting it big in the writing industry. His first original work, Duper Wario Sisters, isn't received too well as many people knock it of being a rip of another big name series. Xantar feeling disgruntled at his first professional flop decides to take his anger out on people who he has always had a deepsetted hatred for. His first target is Justin, who flees to Mexico before he can unleash his ruth. He than flies down to Barbodos in an attempt to kill Fingersman. Not being use to the tropical environment he catches ill. He is nursed back to health by a local. He is thankful to her and sees the error of his ways. He gets married to his nurse. He lives his life peacefully on the island. On a sidenote, in his rage, Xantar ends up de-stuffing Snuffles.
Bond- Getting frustrated that his Packers ain't win a championship in over a decade. Bond decides to take matters into his own hands. Severely injuring or threatening major players on opposing teams. After crippling all other teams in the league, Bond is heartbroken when his Packers still can't win the big one. In a last ditch effort, Bond threatens to commit suicide if the Packers don't win. When the big game comes, no one is able to play well knowing the consequences. The score is 0-0 near the end of the 4th quarter. When the Packers score with 0:02 secs left in the game. Bond is ecstatic, so ecstatic he forgets where he is, falling off the scoreboard to his death. Atleast, he got to see them win again.
Gekko- After being kicked out of the Marines due to his obession with monkeys, balls and bananas (they had to draw the line on the don't ask, don't tell policy), Gekko tries to get his life together. Having no real close friends, he still speaks with, he takes comfort in playing his games and thinking of the good ole time. After spending time in his own pity, he decides to take the Penguin up on his offer to take him to a New York club (the name and type shall remain secret). There he meets, a nice young lady who he takes a liking to. Not trying to have this ruined like everything else in his life, Gekko quickly asks her to marry him. They are wed in a small ceremony. The marriages works out well for a while until the wife finds out that Gekko has more interest in setting the record in the latest Super Monkey Ball or playing the latest Samba de Amigo than in her.
Dancastu/CanofDan/monkey- After being discharged from Binghamton University for some actions while drunk, Danny wanders the Greater New York area not quite knowing how to explain it to his folks. Having nothing more than an education in art from LaGuardia High School, Danny starts to collect cans in the street. Instead of using the cans to deposit and get a suit or some food, he uses them to build random sculptures around the city. At first they are merely dismissed as "trash" until an art collector, Penguino del Famouso, sees them. He thinks they are refreshing and unique. He offers Danny a truckload of cash to make a statue in his likeness. Danny not knowing how he would handle all the money, turns down the offer, simply stating that he is happier without it. You can still see the long-haired freak wandering around New York now.