[::Intro to clip::] Just when Jericho thought it couldn't get worst with Amy kidnapped by Gene Snitsky. But he was running into dead ends, and now was banned from the EMF events so he wouldn't get in the way of an official search for the Vice Presidents where abouts. With Jericho seemly out of the way as were about to see, Snitsky decided to assume the role of Vice President. He not only made a match for the world title, but he gave himself an open contract to face the winner. But as we will see, Snitsky's cockiness would leave the opening that Chris Jericho was looking for...this took place February 19th, 2005 on Shockwave.
[::The Clip::]
*Music blares over the speakers and the words "ITS NOT MY FAULT!" echo throughout the arena. But the Music come to a hault after a minute and silence falls over the crowd*
JR: Where the hell is Snitsky?
*Suddenly the EMFtron lights up with the words *LIVE from an undisclosed location*
*Gene Snitsky in the unusual attire of a suit and tie with sunglasses on, with an evil, but happy grin on his face. The crowd grows into boos instantly. Snitsky gets off on the response and smiles bigger as he is handed a microphone.*
SNITSKY: Like I've been saying for weeks before it all went down, YOU ALL NEVER WOULD SEE IT COMING! And you didn't as I predicted. It just proves what gulible morons you all are!
*crowd errupts in boos*
SNITSKY: Well here's something else you thought you'd never see coming. Yours truly, now has vice presidential authority! That's right you heard me! And I know what you are all thinking... Amy Dumas is VP and not me. Well, in case you haven't noticed, Amy couldn't be here tonight. And from the looks of it niether is Chris Jericho, GOOD! I consider this a special occasion because I know Amy would of wanted me to take over authority anyway, she knows I'm the man for the job. And Jericho, I hope you enjoying this, because your stuck on your couch at home, and can't do a damn thing as I laugh in your face. You are helpless as always.
*Crowd starts chanting SNITSKY SUCKS!*
SNITSKY: I'M NOT DONE YET!!!! *clears his throat* Ahem... You all haven't heard the best part yet of my becoming VP. I'm going to make a match for the Pay Per View. And you all are going to love it. Best of all, it's for the WORLD TITLE! That's right Angelus, your title is in jeopardy....are you scared? Oh I bet you are. But actually, my plan is not all what you may think. I'm not making a singles match. No, far from it. And I'm not making Angelus defend his title just yet. I'm going to soften him up first. You see that open contract that Paul Heyman put out? Well I’m taking that, and making someone EARN it. I'm making a Contendership match...and the winner of it will face Angelus for his title at Shockwave the next week (or whatever works). And however may win... I'M GOING TO FACE THEM! That's right, I gaurentee myself a shot at the title, but when I say so. It's going to be not at this Pay Per View, but the next one after it. You see, I'd be in the contendership match, but I have other more important things to take care of right now, I figure if I'm VP why get in a title struggle if I can just name myself what I want whenever I want. So I am. And just in case anyone gets any ideas.....You will not challenge me for my contendership! This is iron clad! I am not putting my contendership in jeopardy! I deserve a shot damnit! On my terms! Gene Snitsky will rule EMF this time next month with an iron fist!
*Crowd chants Asshole*
SNITSKY: And I'm proud to be one damnit! I'm the meanest son of a bitch you'll ever cross! And hey, ITS NOT MY FAULT! As for tonight, I have work to do, tie up some loose ends I've left hanging from previous weeks. I won't be standing in line any longer to get what I need to be done once and for all. The dirty work has been done...now it's time to finish what I started.
*Snitsky drops the mic and the screen goes black on the EMFtron*
JR: Now what the hell is he doing? Loose ends? what loose ends? He's got Amy Dumas what more could he want?
“Number 1” blasts on the PA system as Dude Nick walks to the ring
JR-Whether you like him, or hate him. Dude Nick has a great opportunity here
King-stupid rookies, like you *points to Gaffney*
Kris Gaffney-When this year is over, I will win Rookie of the year!
“MDK’s theme” blasts on the PA system as
JR-MDK has been IC champion for sometime, you got to wonder if this is the night he may lose it
King-What…to Dude Nick
JR-Stranger things have happened
("Metalingus" by Alter Bridge blasts on the PA system as Wes Ikeda walks to the stage and then goes to the announcers desk)
JR-looks like where going to be joined by Wes Ikeda
King-Oh great, are you sure he can announce…his name is Wes and all
JR-I’m pretty sure King
King-*mumbling* stupid…JR *looks to Gaffney* guess you’re the odd man out
Kris Gaffney-AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
[Dude Nick looks around obviously concerned with the odds, and then De Kreek uses this chance to spear down Dude Nick and then hits a few fists and then Dude Nick is stumbling around and then MDK hits another fist and then he backs to the ropes and then MDK whips Dude Nick to the ropes and then Dude Nick bounces off the ropes and then De Kreek lowers his head and then hits a back body drop and then Dude Nick falls hard on the ground and then Dude Nick stumbles up holding his back and then De Kreek picks up Dude Nick and then hits a back breaker and then goes into the quick cover and then gets a 1…………..2…………….kick out and then Dude Nick gets to a sitting position and then De Kreek measures him up and then hits a spinal kick and then Dude Nick is in a lot of pain and then De Kreek pulls him up and then whips him to the ropes and then De Kreek bounces off the ropes and then De Kreek hits a quick spinning back elbow and then Dude Nick stumbles up and then De Kreek picks up Nick and then hits a body slam on Dude Nick and then De Kreek goes to the ropes and then comes off the ropes and then hits a big knee drop and then Dude Nick stumbles up near the ropes holding his face and then De Kreek measures up Dude Nick and then hits a clothesline that sends him over the top rope and then crashing to the group. Suddenly most of the lumberjacks go over to Dude Nick and start stomping on him, and then takes Dude Nick and then rolls him into the ring and then De Kreek hits a few hard stomps on the downed Dude Nick and then Dude Nick is obviously beaten up, he goes into the corner and then De kreek hits a few hard fists and then De Kreek whips Dude Nick to the turnbuckle and then Dude Nick stumbles out of the corner fast and then De Kreek kicks him in the gut and then hits a piledriver and then goes into the cover and then gets the 1……………….2……….De Kreek pulls him up, then shakes his head wanting to inflict more pain and then De Kreek hits a few fists on the downed Dude Nick wanting to inflict more punishment and then De Kreek whips Dude Nick off the ropes and then Dude Nick bounces off the ropes and then De Kreek and Dude Nick hit a double clothesline. Both wrestlers don’t move, but being that he hasn’t received much, he rolls to the outside and then seeing Dude Nick still down he goes to the top rope and the leaps off and then goes for a move. But Dude Nick gets his leg up, and then De Kreek falls into the boot and then to the face and then De Kreek falls to the ground.]
Wes Ikeda: Hell, I jump around a lot, and even I saw that coming.
JR-I gotta agree Wes De Kreek, he shouldn't have gone for the high risk there
King- You should learn something Wes, never do high risk moves...look where they get you
[Both wrestlers are down, then the ref starts using his standing 10 count 1……………2………….3……….4…………..5…………6……..7…..both wrestlers get to their feet. De Kreek trying to get the advantage back, he then he goes for a fist. But then he is blocked, and then De Kreek gets a few fists by Dude Nick in the face and then Dude Nick tries to whip De Kreek to the ropes. But then De Kreek reverses the whip and then sends him to the ropes and then he bounces off the ropes and then once he comes off the ropes. Dude Nick jumps in the air and then hits a big flying forearm that takes him down and then De Kreek stumbles up and then Dude Nick hits an inverted atomic drop and then De Kreek stumbles back and then bounce off the ropes and then Dude Nick then puts De Kreek into a small package and then gets a 1…………….2…………kick out. De Kreek stumbles back and then Dude Nick gets up and then De Kreek is by the ropes and then Dude Nick charges at De Kreek and then De Kreek is able to counter with a hot shot, and then Dude Nick bounces off the top rope and then falls back on the ropes and then De Kreek hits a few hard fists on Dude Nick on is on the ropes and then De Kreek backs up and then tries to clothesline Dude Nick over the ropes try to recover while Dude Nick gets pumbled by the lumber jacks. But Dude Nick then counters with a back body drop over the top rope and then De Kreek then crashes on the arena floor and then no one really moves towards De Kreek, but then Punisher shrugs his shoulders and then hits a few stomps on the downed De Kreek and then takes him and then rams him into the ring steps and then rolls him into the ring]
JR-Guess Punisher wasn't kidding when he said that he didn't care who got thrown out
King-It's about time someone does their job, unlike...um...YOU *points to Kris Gaffney*
Kris Gaffney-It's hard to talk in a 4 man team...
Wes - Shut up Gaffney, you know you're boring as hell. You could put the Badd Boy to sleep...
Kris Gaffney-Yeah...this coming from the Brother of Badd Boy..
Wes - Why don't you shut up and let the professionals call the match.
JR-Gaffney, I would back down son
Kris Gaffney- But he's no bigger than most of my players, I could take him...I could
JR-Just do your job rookie
Kris Gaffney-ok...
[De Kreek stumbles up and then Dude Nick waits for him and then nails the Dudemeister. Suddenly the lights go off, then come back on and then someone with a steel chair dressed in black with a mask, the mask man goes for another shot. But then the ref grabs the chair, the masked man then turns around and then pushes the ref down. Then the mask man goes for another shot. But behind him the ref nips up, and then starts to do a familiar shuffle. Hearing this, he turns around and then gets a super kick to the face.
Wes - Great the week I decide to come back, and I have to deal with some HBK wannabe... well, I guess that's okay... I beat Shawn Michaels too.
King-This is what happens when refs attack...but then again, Wes knows that you shouldn't mess with Earl Hebner
Wes - No one should mess with Earl Hebner. Earl Hebner could kick my ass.
Kris Gaffney-He may RING THE BELL on ya
Wes - Are you talking?
Kris Gaffney-No sir...
Wes - I didn't think so.
[The mask man falls through the second rope, then he stumbles up in the ring side. Then looks at ref Earl Hebner, who then rips away at his face (obviously it was a mask) and reveals Chris Jericho. Jericho grins, then leaps over the top rope knocking over the masked man and a few random lumber jacks with him. Jericho fights to get free of the bodies as the mask man leaps over the barcade into the crowd. As Dude Nick stumbles up and then right into the down stream by MDK. Then goes into the cover then 1………2………3 as a new ref comes into the ring. The mask man is celebrate for a second, but then see’s Jericho coming into the crowd after him and then charges at him and then they disappear in the back]
JR-It's Jericho!!
King-What's he doing here, I thought he was banned
JR-Obviously he snuck in
King-I knew Hebner looked taller..and he wore Sneakers...FOR SNEAKING!
Wes - I told you Hebner could kick my ass...
(We go backstage, and then the masked man is running as fast as he can through the backstage area knowing Jericho’s right behind him. Then he comes up on a running car, he goes to open the door. But then suddenly Jericho comes from behind him and then smashes the mask man into the car. Jericho then takes the masked man and then throws him against the wall. The mask man slump down and then Jericho approaches)
.::”Y2J” Chris Jericho::.-I know Snitsky sent you, let’s see who’s under the mask and after that you better start talking.
(Jericho hits a few fists on the mask man to stun him some more. Then takes the mask off to reveal the last RWA-WWF’s world champion Jeff Hardy
.::”Y2J” Chris Jericho::.-HARDY!! What the hell are you doing here!! You son of bitch, where is Snitsky!! WHERE!!
JEFF HARDY: In case you are wondering Jericho about my surprise visit here tonight. Snitsky paid me a nice sum of money to deliever a message.... the price was right so here I am. And as you can see, my message was delivered 1-2-3! What Snitsky has done was very smart...unlike you Jericho. He's right, you are an idiot and not meant for Amy at all! Give up now and stop searching for her. Or should I say, in real life anyway. I got two phrases for ya..."Google it!" and "Chat it up!" Since wrestling doesn't seem to be your forte anyway, I suggest becoming a computer geek, you have the geek part down already. Good luck, you'll need it!
(Jericho throws him down)
.::”Y2J” Chris Jericho::.-Your wrong as usual Hardy, though I have made mistakes. When I get Amy away from Snitsky, I won’t make them again. But thanks for the tip, but the only one needing luck is Snitsky. Because he’ll be lucky if he comes out of this alive, “see you in the future” jackass
(Shockwave goes off the air, as Jericho walks into the parking lot to his (and Amy’s) car and drives off)
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