[::The Intro::] In this section, there is an alternate version of the authority scene intitled JUST ANOTHER KIDNAPPING!!". The original one of course had Monk from the TV show Monk trying to help Jericho find Amy. In this section, we will see what would happen if it was someone else that was trying to help find Amy. Thanks to the RPer of John Cena (Michael Browning) for working with me on this one. Bentley Jones is the father of Natasha, John Cena's cleaner who he is currently having an affair with.
[::The Clip::]
Bentley Jones: "HEY.. whatever your name is... yea you.. the guy with the cheap little bracelet.. can you tell me where the hell I am.. coz i'm meant to be meeting my daughter.. God knows how I got here..."
.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-*looks at Bentley weird* My name is Chris Jericho...and I'll have you know that this braceket wasn't cheap. I have other problems to attend to, but who's your daughter...if she's around here I might be able to point you in the right direction junior.
Bentley Jones: "Who the hell do you think you're talking to! I'm Bentley Jones.. does that not mean anything to the youths of these days... i'm one of the richest men around these parts.. and my daughter is the great Jones heir... Natasha! Now do you know her or not.. coz I don't have time to talk to low life like yourself all day..."
.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Low life huh? You're Bentley who now? Nope never heard of you, so you can't be THAT important. Oh well...I haven't heard of your daughter either. But oh well, I'm a bit on edge because someone important to me was kidnapped and they sent some ass clown to look for her. While I can't do a damn thing about it, so if I seem a little bit angry, well I think I got a right to be
Bentley Jones: "Hang on... did you say Chris Jericho.. THE Chris Jericho.. who's dating Amy Dumas... say.. it wouldn't happen to be Amy herself who's landed herself in this little bit of trouble.. would it?"
.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Yeah, that would be me..."the Slayer of Careers himself" and yes were talking about Amy Dumas. But...not sure where your getting this whole "dating thing". She's gotten kidnapped by Gene Snitsky, and I gotta get her back...
Bentley Jones: "Hey.. why bother! I hear that Snitsky's pretty rough... just leave him be.. hell if you're feeling down.. I know another young red head you can replace her with... I mean you must be pretty wealthy being a former World CHampion and All.. and you have high connections.. works for all of us.. if you know what I mean..."
.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Thanks, but no thanks Benley...I gotta get Amy away from that pyscho...I have my reasons.
Bentley: "Ah come on... she's good looking.. got a lot of male admirers.. hell I hear even the great John Cena has a liking for her.. wouldn't that be something.. to get one over that cocky newcomer huh? Plus she's part of a rich family. Maybe Chris.. MAYBE you're forgetting just how rich I am.. *puts on his monocle* huh... what do you think?"
.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-While that all sounds well and good to stick it to that Revolutionary ass clown John Cena. I just really need to get Amy, no matter the cost....like I said, I have my reasons.
Bentley Jones: "Cost... cost is NO problem with Nat.. if the same thing happened to her.. i'd just buy her back with all my money... *points to monocle* huh.. hell if you do.. I might even buy Amy back too..."
.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Yeah...well, I'm not talking money here Bentley. *points to Bentley's monocle* God knows I would give Snitsky everything I have if he would let Amy go, but he's already refused that..
Bentley Jones: "Maybe you're forgetting just how rich I am... i'm sure whatever you offered him.. I could treble it.. and then i'm sure even SNitsky can be bought..."
.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-*getting a little annoyed* Like I said, I gave him a blank check, I would have given him whatever he wanted and he refused. Bentley I doubt he can be bought, he doesn't have a rational mind you see!
Bentley Jones: "Everyone has a price... and so will you Jericho! I'll put it to you straight.. my daughter is 20 years old.. and unmarried.. and for a Jones that just wont do! She needs to settle down and start her own life.. you've lost you're girl.. must be pretty down.. and Nat's longing to date a professional wrestler.. though she wont tell me which! HOw much do you want... name you're price!"
.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-I thank you for your concern, and yes I am really down right now, though she's "not my girl". Though I don't want your money Bentley, I can't be bought when it comes to this.
Bentley Jones: "Not your girl huh... well let me ask you.. if you're not dating her.. and she's not your girl.. why the bloody hell do you care so much if she is rescued or not?"
.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Just because!
Bentley Jones: *Bentley gives Chris a weird look, then taps his monocle* "Do you think I got this rich by being stupid.... I can see right through people Chris.. you may as well give it up.."
.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Give up what?
Bentley Jones: "Feeding me a pack of lies about your feelings for this Dumas woman... beleive me.. and man of my status can be with many women.. and I know how they work.. and how guys work around them! After all.. I can know anything I want with all this money! So don't try and play me off as stupid Chris.. because I know when i'm being lied to!"
.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Thanks Dad, but....I just..want to get her back because she's helped me since the RWA! That's it, thousand of people think that I have feelings for her. But it's all rumors, rumors I tell you!
Bentley Jones: "Keep telling yourself that... and it might just come true Chris... then again.. we all know you wouldn't want that huh... then again.. if it was just rumour.. you could take the offer your dying to accept.. of dating my amazing daughter.. I can;t see why any man wouldn't want to.. especially with my money as part of the bundle!"
.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Well, I can and I will!
Bentley Jones: "Why Chris... why live in denial... why not come out.. admit your feelings.. and see if she feels the same.. you never know.. you might get lucky!"
.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-I'm not denying anything, I just don't want your money or go out with your daughter
Bentley: "I doubt you're the wrestler my Nat likes anyway.. it's probably someone far superior to your type.. like that Edge fellow.. he seems well good enough for her! But Chris.. why wont you take my money.. if anything it might help you buy better bracelets!"
Jericho just yells)
.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-BECAUSE I LOVE AMY AND NOT NAT!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
(suddenly everyone close looks at Jericho weird)
Bentley: "I knew it! Better out then in huh Chris..."
.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-I said that out loud didn't I...I didn't just say that....TELL ME...I DID NOT...JUST SAY THAT *gets called on his cell phone* Yeah go to hell Booker *hangs up*
Bentley: "Yes.. you said it out loud Chris.. now the whole world knows you love Amy Dumas... and that it wasn't just "Rumour" as you put it... see.. I knew i;d get you to confess... everyone has a price for.. BENTLEY JONES!"
*Suddenly for whatever reason Snitsky walks on the scene pulling Amy behind him in chains, seemly with a surprise look on her face she seemed to hear what Jericho said*
.::Gene Snitsky::.-HAHAHA I still got Amy Jericho, and you ain't getting her back...who's the old man?!
*Bently Jones seizes his oppertunity, and hits Snitsky with the... GET BENT!!!*
Bentley Jones: "I'm Bentley Jones.. richest man in the WHOLE of America.. and that.. that was the.. GET BENT!"
(Amy smiles as she's free and goes over to Jericho after she gets the chains took off her)
.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-hhhhmmm Amy, why are you looking at me in that way?
.::Amy Dumas::.-Because...*smiles*...I heard what you said..
(Jericho looks around panicing)
.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-....what part...
.::Amy Dumas::.-Just the most important part...
.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-I...I...I
.::Amy Dumas::.-Shut up Jericho, you talk too much
(Amy jumps in his arms and they start making out)
Bentley Jones: "Wow... she's hot.. wonder is she knows just how rich I am... *point to monocle* huh.. do you?"
(Amy over hears Bentley and says)
.::Amy Dumas::.-Sorry, I'm taken!
.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-damn right!
*Bentley stomps away as the scene fades*
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