[::The Intro::] In this section, there is an alternate version of the authority scene intitled JUST ANOTHER KIDNAPPING!!". The original one of course had Monk from the TV show Monk trying to help Jericho find Amy. In this section, we will see what would happen if it was someone else that was trying to help find Amy. Thanks to the RPer of John Cena for working with me on this one.

[::The Clip::]

Jericho turns his head away, almost in a dark smile. Then charges at Prez Mike, grabs him by the shirt yells “YOU SON OF BITCH!! YOU CAN’T DO THIS!! NOT NOW!!..” But before Jericho can say more EMF officials pull Jericho off Prez Mike, and then pushes him away. Then lets him go, Jericho turns around no longer with a look of rage, but depression. Jericho walks towards a box, then sits down on it, obviously thinking of something. Then after a few moments, he reaches in his pocket and pulls out a box (it’s bigger than a ring box, just so everyone knows). Opens it and looks even more depressed the contents of it. He pulls out a ID bracelet that has an encryption of “AD + CJ” on it. Suddenly a loud voice comes out and breaks Jericho's train of thought.)

*Cena appears in the room where Chris is sitting *

Cena: "THE CHAMP IS HERE"

(Jericho looks up annoyed seeing John Cena)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Well if isn't the rookie around here...what the hell you want Cena, can't you see I'm busy. So why you here anyways. Oh I get it, trying to suck up to the veterans, here rookie carry my bags out, I got some searching to do...

Cena: "Woah slow down... you can try and push around the rookie Cena that exists in this time... but it will only come back to haunt you once I am the BIGGEST name in the EMF, win the elimination chamber and whatever else... then KICK YOUR ASS for it! Besides.. what does the man that's got everything need to be searching for... how about a new insult other than ass-clown.. would be a good start"

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.- *stares blinkly at Cena, then burst out laughing* HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA....that's a good one rookie...like that would ever happen. So why the hell are you here, I'm wasting time here, don't you see that my girl...I mean Amy is kidnapped and I got to find a way to get her away from the son of bitch Snitsky...

Cena: "Oh don't worry... you'll do it... I know... i've seen it all! I came all the way here from the magical future to bring you that information... man thats gotta be worth some kinda big pay out right?"

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Well I thank you for the positive reinforcement...but what in the hell are you talking about?

Cena: "God where do i start... this will sound so far fetched.. but sometime in the future me and my wife Jackie will play quite an evil prank on Amy.. just for the sake of tempting her out of retirement. After Jackie has her match with Amy, the two will branch the gap, become almost friends.. and I suppose seeing as our partners will be friends we gotta be at least cool too.. so i came here to... help you out... to show you a way to find Amy.. so the future can plan out correctly

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Jackie huh, that must not have set well with Trish. Alright, alright Cena I don't know if your smoking anything...seems to be popular with people of your age. So your the guy here to help me....oh god...were doomed...what are you going to do to Snitsky...job him to death...or maybe those STD's that Trish gave you might come in handy..

Cena: "Oh beleive me.. SNitsky wont prove a problem... he'll lose a couple of matches and then disappear into thin air... with kidnapping Amy being the only thing he's ever noted for doing..."

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Well I got no choice, Prez Ike won't let me in the arena until this whole thing is over...so I got to trust you. I guess being from the future is no more a stretch than being from an alternate reality. But before you go and do your thing, anyways I'm interested, why did "Jackie" want Amy out of retirement and what's this "prank".

Cena: "I can't tell you any details on that... but believe me.. you and Amy will get through this and anything me and Jackie do... and YES i is Jackie.. you remember Miss Jackie... the one from that awesome tag atch back in WWE?"

::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.- Yes I've heard of Jackie *groan* I've heard of the match....you seen the future, I seen alternate realities...

Cena: "Yea well... looking like that you should know of her! anyway haven't got much time.. it's been like... FIVE MINUTES since I cheated on my wife!!! But I will say Chris.. one day soon... possibly when you least expect it.. you will find a way to get Amy back... her and that amazing ass of hers...."

::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Alright, if your going to help me, then do your job. But that last line makes brings me to this...

(Cena and Jericho stare into space at mention of Amy's ass as the scene fades out)