[::The Clip::] In this section, there is an alternate version of the authority scene intitled JUST ANOTHER KIDNAPPING!!". The original one of course had Monk from the TV show Monk trying to help Jericho find Amy. In this section, we will see what would happen if it was someone else that was trying to help find Amy. This particular one is based off flash movie series known as "the Decline of Video games". Here are the links to each decline movie Decline of Video Games, Decline of Video Games 2 and Decline of Video Games 3. Thanks to Sam Coleman for the submission!

[::The Clip::]

Jericho turns his head away, almost in a dark smile. Then charges at Prez Mike, grabs him by the shirt yells “YOU SON OF BITCH!! YOU CAN’T DO THIS!! NOT NOW!!..” But before Jericho can say more EMF officials pull Jericho off Prez Mike, and then pushes him away. Then lets him go, Jericho turns around no longer with a look of rage, but depression. Jericho walks towards a box, then sits down on it, obviously thinking of something. Then after a few moments, he reaches in his pocket and pulls out a box (it’s bigger than a ring box, just so everyone knows). Opens it and looks even more depressed the contents of it. He pulls out a ID bracelet that has an encryption of “AD + CJ” on it. Suddenly a loud voice comes out and breaks Jericho's train of thought.)

Square Enix: Hey... You over there...

(Jericho looks up as the three Evil Developers (Square Enix, Capcom and Konami) walk into view.)

Chris Jericho: Who the hell are you jackasses?

Konami: Oh no, he is, uh, on to us!

Square Enix: (in whisper to Konami) Quiet... (To Jericho) So, we hear you're having some troubles with a certain girlfriend.

Chris Jericho: She's not my...

Square Enix: Sure, sure whatever. Listen, we'll help you with your little friend if you help us with our plan.

Chris Jericho: What is it...

Square Enix: Capcom, explain...

Capcom: Ok, we have built an evil zombie army, that's going to storm the EA Headquaters and destroy it! Ha, we're so smart.

Konami: Ha, never again will they make millions with their sport and sim franchises!

Chris Jericho: So where do I come in...

Capcom: Uh... I'm not sure...

Square Enix: Well, I suppose we could give you some of this completly harmless medicine, that will make you super strong... Strong enough... to take over... THE WORLD!!! (Evil Laughing)

(Square Enix produces a syringe, filled with green liquid. It is labeled: T-Virus. Do Not Use On Dogs. He looks down at it, before covering it up, looking shifty.)

Chris Jericho: Thanks but no thanks ass-clowns.

Square Enix: Ok... looks like it's time for Plan B...

(Square Enix produces a folder labeled Plan B. He, Capcom and Konami look at it quickly before throwing it off screen. They all laugh evily before falling onto their knees in front of Jericho.)

Evil Developers: PLEASE???

Chris Jericho: I'll tell you what. If you go and give Gene Snitsky some of MY medicine, I'll help you destroy the most succesful Game developers of all time.

(Chris Jericho produces a syringe, filled with yellow liquid. It is labeled: Hulk Medicine. Turns User Into The Hulk... The Big Green One. Don't Use On Big Guys With Stupid Beards. Also, When Given To User, Make Sure You Don't Work For Square Enix, Capcom or Konami. For Hulk No Like Their Recent Poor Works. Jericho looks down at the label and smiles, covering it up. The Evil Developers take it, look at it, before discussing.)

Capcom: It's a very long label...

Konami: What does it say?

Square Enix: Ha! With the Final Fantasy's being so text-heavy, my reading skills are world class! Ok... H...U... Uh...

(Square Enix looks up and sees Konami and Capcom looking at him funnily.)

Square Enix: Uhh... It is obvious that this medicine makes Gene Snitsky a little schoolgirl. A little schoolgirl that won't horribly maul us. (To Jericho) We'll do it!

Chris Jericho: Excellent, now off you run...

(The developers run off, leaving Jericho alone to laugh evily to himself.)