[::Intro to clip::] Every story has build up, no story really ever just comes out of no where. Whether you notice or not, the one thing that you might have passed as not important might be in actual start of a life altering event. This was the case for Amy Dumas and Chris Jericho, it all begins oddly enough in a Chyna vs. Rita Van Toad match on Shockwave of July 31 2004.
[::The Clip::]
“Who I am” blasts on the PA system as Chyna comes out with her pyro cannon and then shoots that off before coming into the ring
JR-Um…King, I never really got that theme…if she’s not a women, and she’s not a man..then what the hell is she?
King-Well it’s obvious…a she man
JR-aw…got you
“freakly frog sounds” blasts on the PA system as Rita runs to the ring, but then slips on a banana peel on the ramp
JR-…………..
King-Well…that shouldn’t be that surprising.
(Rita is unconscious by the banana peel and then Road Van Toad comes running with a bucket of water, a marble rolls by and Road Van Toad goes smashing into the steel ramp unconscious, the water goes flying on Rita, who’s now pissed)
[Rita and Chyna lock up, then Chyna pushes Rita down. Rita looks around and then stumbles up and then Chyna says to lock up again and then Chyna pushes Rita down again. Rita looks a little fustrated as Chyna tells her to try again, Rita looks like she’s going to do it. But then pokes Chyna in the eye, Chyna stumbles back and then Rita hits a few forearms and then goes for fist. But then Chyna grabs Rita’s fist and then seemly squeezes it, Rita moves around in pain and then Chyna then uses it to pick up Rita and then slam her on the mat and then Rita stumbles up and then Chyna picks up Rita and then hits a few forearms and then Chyna whips Rita off the ropes, Rita bounces off the ropes and Chyna lowers her head and then hits a back body drop on Rita. Rita goes flying on the mat. Rita stumbles up and then runs at Chyna who hits a few release arm drags, then Rita stumbles up and then goes for a wild punch. Chyna ducks it and then Rita spins around in Chyna hits an atomic drop on Rita. Rita stumbles a few steps and then Chyna backs to the ropes and then nails a running bulldog and then Chyna hits a few hard stomps to the face of Rita. Rita slowly crawls to the corner and then Chyna hits a few stomps into the gut of Rita. Rita goes down in the corner and then Chyna uses her boot to choke Rita, the ref counts to 5 and Chyna releases it and then backs up a little bit and then comes back into the corner Rita is in and then pulls her up and then tries to whip her to the opposite side of the ring, Rita goes crashing in the corner back first and stays there as Chyna sets up and calls for something she starts to do the cart wheel, back flip combo into a elbow into the corner, but Rita then comes to life and then counters it with a back drop toe hold and sends Chyna flying into the turnbuckle in the back of her head. This buys time for Rita to recover a little bit, Rita stumbles up and then Chyna is up in the corner and then Rita hits a few shoulder blocks and then tries to do a back flip, but just falls on her back. Chyna looks at her weird and then goes for the pin and then gets a 1………………2………….kick out. Chyna pulls Rita and then picks her up over her shoulder and then goes into the corner and then tries to do a running power slam. But Rita hooks her leg on the turnbuckle and then she slides out of the back of Chyna, Chyna looks back as Rita is now sitting on the top rope. Chyna goes running, Rita leaps off and then hits a front flying drop kick on Chyna.]
JR-Nice move by Rita
King-That doesn’t happen to much in the Van Toad family, Rita’s a danger to Chyna and herself in that ring!
[Rita wanting to keep the advantage (she hasn’t ever had one before), she pulls up Chyna and then hits a few forearms and then Rita tries to whip Chyna off the ropes, but then Chyna reverses it. Rita groans fustrated as she bounces off the ropes and then Rita is able to counter with a leg scissors hurricanarana that dumps Chyna on her head. Knowing that one of her messed up moves might have knocked Chyna out, Rita quickly goes into the cover and gets the 1…………….2………kick out. Rita pulls up Chyna and then tries to hit a fist, but then Chyna blocks it, Chyna goes for a fist, but Rita blocks it and then hits a monkey flip, Chyna stumbles up and then Rita kicks Chyna in the gut and then hits a snap DDT on Chyna. Rita goes into the cover and gets the 1…………………2…………kick out. Rita hits the mat in frustration and then gets up and then hits a few stomps on the downed Chyna and then Rita goes to the outside and then waits for Chyna to get up, Chyna stumbles up after a few moments and then Rita goes for the Ritacanarana off the top rope, almost killing herself in the process and then Rita stumbles up and then does the thumb to herself, much like her brother and then backs to the ropes and goes for a leg drop, but Chyna moves out of the way]
JR-Not a smart move by Rita
King-and that runs in the family…as you probably know JR
[ Chyna then measures up Rita, and goes for a clothesline. But then Rita ducks it and then hits a reverse of fates on Chyna, Rita then goes to the top rope and then goes for the Rita sault, and then leaps for it. But Chyna moves out of the way and Rita goes crashing into the mat, but her legs smack the ref and the ref is down. Rita stumbles up and then Chyna comes from behind and hits a low blow! But Rita looks at Chyna not effected, Chyna shrugs her shoulders and then kicks Rita in the gut and then picks her up and hits a Chyna bomb. The ref has come back around and then goes into the cover and gets the 1…………….2………….3]
JR-Seems Chyna got caught up in the heat of battle, but regardless she has won this match
King-Maybe Chyna should make a note on her hands…low blows don’t work on females!
[Suddenly someone dressed in all black, we don’t really know if it’s a man or a woman slides into the ring where Chyna isn’t looking. Chyna turns around and gets an RKO by the masked person. Rita stumbles up and then gets an RKO as well]
King-Who the hell is that...
JR-Well I think it’s pretty obvious from the RKO…
*We fade into the backstage area, where Randy Orton is looking on with a confused look on his face *
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