.::Christian::.-Seriously man, if you live..you seriously need tell her how you feel, get a room or something. Hell this promo really isn't that funny yet...this could be compared to a bWo promo!

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Must have been that bad burrito I ate before coming to the show...But seriously Christian, what are you talking about...in fact what in the hell is everyone talking about lately, everyone goes around thinking like they know some secret that is between me and Amy. But seriously what do they know..

.::Christian::.-Actually in a way I almost agree with them. Chris, wake up man! It's totally obvious now, hell even KANE knows...and KANE doesn't even know what one plus one is...

(Suddenly the door opens and KANE runs into the room)

.::KANE::.-I DO KNOOW WHAT 1 + 1 IS....IT'S FIVE, BURN IN HEEL....OH YEAH JERICHO LOVES AMY

(KANE runs away commando style, but runs into the wall instead and then falls down as parts of the wall falls on him and pins him...he jobs to the wall)

.::Christian::.-...........

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-............

.::(the Other World's) Destroyer::.-..........

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-No one asked you

(Jericho throws a dart as the Other World Destroyer runs out of the locker room in panic to dodge the dart, but still remaining silent.)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-and you were worried about this turning into a bWo like promo...hell been just as random as Wasabi already...maybe even more so!

(Suddenly Amy Dumas comes to the door and then smiles a little and says)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Jericho, you coming or what?

(Jericho turns to the camera person)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-You mind if you stop recording for a second?

(The camera person stops recording)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-(walking over to Amy in the door way) Oh just talking to Christian, I'll be there in a few minutes

(Suddenly Amy does the most unexpected thing ever seen in a Jericho and Amy promo. Amy actually kisses Jericho quickly on the cheek, then Jericho stays frozen for a few seconds and then looks at Amy a little weird)

OOC-LOL, don't think I'm making them finally admit their feelings. I figure that being that this is around the Christmas time...might as well do something, Christmas like. Also that's why I had the camera stop recording, I don't want it held against me.)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-...your being very forward today...

(Amy points up, Jericho looks up and Jericho knows that they were under mistletoe (you know the stuff that people hang over door way, or am I crazy and I’m making up Christmas traditions as we go…)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Oh understood...we can go in a few minutes

.::Amy Dumas::.-Alright, I'll just wait out here..

(Amy leaves and then Jericho turns back to Christian looks on blankly. Jericho nods to the camera person who begins recording.)

.::Christian::.-So...what was that about?

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-That...oh nothing.

.::Christian::.-Sure it wasn't Jericho, man how about this...I bet you this coin that you can not tell her how you feel...and hell maybe go even further.

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-*Jericho looks at the coin with amazement*...Well, it is really shiny......*snapping out of it* no Christian, I will not bet on her. I saw how that worked out with my WWE version, besides she was just honoring a tradition

.::Christian::.-That is soooooo totally bullshit C man, honestly if it was me. I probably get some reaction like "get away from me CLB".

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Though I'm not going to bet with you, let's see if you can prove me wrong.

.::Christian::.-Fine, next hot chick that goes through that door I'll do the same thing you did with Amy and see if I get told off or not.

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Fine...

(A few minutes Lillian Garcia comes to the door way and then Christian gets a huge grin)

.::Christian::.-And what can I do for you Lillian?

.::Lillian Garcia::.-Oh I'm looking for an interview, could I interview you Christian about what you think about First Blood?

.::Christian::.-Sure Lillian, but first I couldn't help but notice what were standing under.

(Lillian looks up and notices the mistletoe.)

.::Lillian Garcia::.-Oh...so I guess we should do something about that, huh?

.::Christian::.-I guess so!

(Christian expects a kiss, but then gets kneed in the balls as Christian falls forward on the ground in a lot of pain and Lillian storms off. Jericho laughs at the downed Christian and then says.)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Well guess she didn't tell you off, did she Christian?...See I told you, see you later CLB!

.::Christian::.- DAMN.....You...Jericho...I hate..YOU...

(Jericho grabs his bags and then walks over Christian to Amy who saw the whole thing with Lillian and Christian and she is laughing at the downed Christian.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Guess he shouldn't have done that, huh?

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Guess not, so you ready to go?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Yep, lets go!

(Anyways the cou..I mean Jericho and Amy walk through the backstage area. As the camera person follows them the whole way. Suddenly the stop and they are looking forward. The camera goes towards where they are looking and it shows that the Coach is standing there with a cocky grin on his face, seemly ready to interview.)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-And...what exactly do you want Roach?

.::The Coach::.-The name is the Coach, and I'm wondering if you can answer a few questions before you leave.

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.- What you think Amy?

.::Amy Dumas::.-It's fine, were not in a huge rush

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-OK, go for it.

.::The Coach::.-Chris Jericho as you know we are going into the biggest night of the year for the Extreme Measures Federation...I want to know..how does it feel knowing you got no chance in hell?

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Oh so that is how it's going to be, well I guess that is why you are the Roach..isn't it? I mean you are trying to get under my skin, trying to show that the up hill battle that I'm in. But then again, what you are doing is about that same thing that slut Sierra tried to do at Shockwave. She brought up the fact that I am going into a situation that few have ever gone into before. This is why you would think I have no chance in hell of walking out of this match with the win. But what you don't realize is that the night that I'm having this match is as you described it "the biggest night of the year for the Extreme Measures Federation". This is First Blood, Roach and anything can happen in this event. I mean let's go back to 1999, where a then very green rookie named X-Cold beat Triple H to become the very first Extreme Measures Federation champion to the second one where the impossible happened once again, and X-Cold's win streak at PPV's was snapped by Triple H in his retirement match. I could go on, and on and on. You see, First Blood is much more than just a big pay day for the EMF. No it's much more than that; it's like our super bowel or more like the Wrestlemania of the Extreme Measures Federation. It's the time to give the performance of your life, it's also the time to do what many people thought was impossible. Guys like Triple H, and X-Cold started that tradition, and this year I Chris Jericho get my chance to do much the same. Now I know a lot of the doubters don't believe in me, and really don't think I have a chance in hell...such as you Roach. But I do want to say something to those doubters...and that is...will you please, shut..the...hell...UP!! Because whether or not you believe in me, I will say something right now. I got a cause I believe in, and I know I got all the believers I really need right here *puts his arm around Amy and she smiles a little*. But I would look at what I have to deal with, before you decide that I maybe agreeing to career suicide and you will realize that only one really has any notable First Blood moments, and the fact is...it's probably the one you might never guessed if you happen to be a Jerichohalic that did not follow the EMF for a long time. That man just so happens to be Prez Ike, oh yeah I'm sure it's hard to believe from what he is today. But he is the only one of the four that has any experience at First Blood that left an imprint on the history of the Extreme Measures Federation. The first one just so happened was when you were getting your ass kicked into a blood pulp by Mick Foley, and you cheated him out of the match with help by Hardcore Bar...Bar...Bar...ah hell, you know who I'm talking about. Now I got to say on some levels you would think that Prez Ike was being a coward, but then again you have to realize that he baited the moron Foley into the match perfectly. Taking everything away from him, I mean I suppose it was only fair..Prez Ike did put just about everything he worked for too in that match. But then, the second one....we saw a different side of Prez Ike. We found that he actually had some in ring talent and teamed up with Road and defeated the legend Matt Dragon and Mr. E to become the tag team champions. The real question is, when we go into that ring Ikey, just which Prez Ike will we see? If his current state is any indication, then we will see the Ike that made a plan at First Blood 2000 and was able to screw Mick Foley out of the their match. If that is really the Prez Ike that we will see, then I will say that you probably aren't going to have any impact. Because you have to realize something, even though some people maybe questioning my sanity right now. I am still the Chris Jericho that did what many others thought was impossible. No one thought that I could invade the EMF successfully, and along with Amy...we did. No one thought that we could really do something that cemented the RWA's name in the EMF's history books, and we did. Now what do all those have in common? Well though I had help from the lovely Amy Dumas to make and executed all of plans that have become legendary here in the EMF. The Other World are masters at making a plan, and executing the plan to perfection. You see it just proves that I am not an idiot like Mick Foley is Ike, so if you think that I'm going to be fooled just as easy with some sort of plan...well think again jerky. Come to think of it, you already know that fact don't you Ike? I mean it was through the plans of the Other World that I Amy got in office to begin with. For those who don't remember, we played Ike to perfection, using one of his unheard of rules. I have explained about the Other World theory, the theory that states that people may have twins in other realities. Though he did not publicly admit it, Ike himself knew this theory to be true. So he made a rule that made it impossible for two of versions of the same person to the EMF, but you see...the Other World defied that rule. I brought Amy in under her personality in the RWA-WCW, Angelica Boycott knowing full well that there was another Amy Dumas in the EMF. You see for the longest time, even Prez Ike didn't know..until I told him and to make sure that didn't go public while the other Amy Dumas was in the EMF. He gave the then "Angelica Boycott" and myself agreements with the EMF that said that we could not be thrown out. Even though we both did not work for the EMF, it made us pretty much untouchable..of course until we attacked someone first. I also got Amy the chance to interview for a staff spot the first opportunity that it would open. Because I knew that not only would she be good at it, I knew that she would be seen as important and when we dropped the bombshell on the EMF. I just wanted to make sure that she was safe, because I knew it wasn't going to be pretty once the EMF found out who Angelica Boycott really was. Once the other Amy Dumas died, and so did her contract..I was free to tell the world that Angelica Boycott was another version of Amy Dumas all along, what does this all prove Roach? Well it proves that even though Prez Ike is a genius, I have out thought him on more than time. So that's why I believe he will be in trouble if the Ike we see at First Blood is the Ike that took on Mick Foley. But I want Ike to know, it doesn't matter even if the Ike that showed up at First Blood 2001 appears as well, because with all that's on the line..I will beat the hell out of him no matter what!! I now want to point to another big weapon on that team that has some First Blood experience, while maybe not as memberable as Prez Ike's, still it's experience non a less. The Destroyer, oh yes the silent one himself. I know that this world's Destroyer is really talented like no other in the Extreme Measures Federation. I think the only thing right that Prez Ike has said recent was that the Destroyer was the "best kept secret in EMF history". Because the Destroyer the jackass, though huge..can move just as fast..if not faster than a cruiserweight and pull off moves that few big men would even think of attempting. But you know what Destroyer as the old saying goes, "the bigger they are, the harder they fall". Some may say with the skills you have Destroyer, you maybe almost unbeatable. But I have seen it done, and you know what Destroyer. You are going to be looking across the ring at someone with more determination than you have seen in your entire life, and if you are not careful Destroyer...all that talent just maybe put to waste. Because after First Blood, you maybe just another name of people whose career I have slayed. Now not discounting the other two, because I will get to them another time, but really what I'm talking about the one's that have First Blood Experience with this particular question. I just don't think these two fit in, I mean first off we got Randull Or...Ton. First off, Or Ton has very little experience in the EMF to begin with...hell the man that he took under his wing Eric Bischoff has more wins, than Or Ton does. So in the EMF Orton has very little experience to begin with, much less an event such as First Blood. I mean I know that he does not want me to say anything about it, and it's fine that he wiped it off the record books. Because to get a chance to give Amy job back, I will give whatever it takes. But does not matter, I mean do you think that all my Jerichohalics will just go on believing like Orton wants them to? That I never beat him, and ended his career? If he does, then he's a bigger dumb ass than I give him credit for, and all he's proven to the EMF that he chokes in big matches. Could he be the wild card, of course he could. But if I have anything to say about it, that win that he erased at Hell On Earth will be replaced by another defeat to myself with three other decent partners. So I ask you Roach, which one of them do you think would be more embarrassing to Or Ton?

.::Coach::.-Well to be honest...probably the 4 on 1.

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Exactly...then we go to that trash bag hoe Sierra...to be honest, the only thing dangerous about Sierra is the millions and millions of STD's she carries. But all joking aside, Roach do you really think I'm stupid enough to think of Sierra as a non-factor? Well if anyone thought that, then you’re wrong. I know she could be factor being a former women’s champion and all. But Roach, I'm not so sure she's even been in a match even close to the one we are about to enter at First Blood. So that inexperience may cost her, and I will do what I have to survive. If that means that I have to lock her in the Walls of Jericho and make her tap out, then I got no problem with it Roach. So there you have it Roach, even though many people...such as you.. paint it as a hopeless situation and I'm sure the doubters believe I have lost my mine. I do not believe it's as hopeless as everyone would like to believe, I also view it as it maybe be my only shot to get Amy's job back and I'm going to do everything in my power to make sure she is Vice President of the Extreme Measures Federation once again!! So Roach, maybe I don't have a chance in hell, but you know what...to get Amy's job back, that's a chance I will take and as "the Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels once said, "if I go down, then I'm taking everybody with me and I'm going out in a blaze of glory!!!!"

.::the Coach::.-Well actually that is my next question, because people have said that you maybe insane for taking this match...what you say to those people?

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.- (I'm going to through some history, really to explain it; I will say there is some method behind me saying about Jericho's history. So stay with me, ok?) Well Roach, that seems to be the question that everyone has been asking now a days...well that and another one, which I'm sure you will get to later. But regardless let me get to that answer, and I will say this Roach. Did you expect something more from me Roach? Well then again, now that I think about it, I have gotten a reputation for being a master mind of plans along with Amy. I mean let’s go down the list, here in the Extreme Measures Federation alone. First off I hired a midget thug named Razz, and had he slowly gain everyone in that was in the EMF at the time, trust. On the orders by me and Amy that he was suppose to give us the exact time for us to stage the first, and to this date only Other World invasion that I know of. You see while Razz maybe a completely useless in the ring, he was a good spy and gave us the information needed, and we found an opening just as the wWo took control of the EMF, and started their "lockdown". Just as one of the big stables at the time, the wWo or the bWo canceled themselves out. It was then that the perfect time to strike came and the Other World took advantage of that, but not only that. Amy and I were able to not only stage this invasion, but we were able to get a few of the biggest names in Extreme Measures Federation history to go along with our plan. Such as Shawn Michaels, Matt Dragon, Primetime and later Punisher to reform the legendary stable, the n........W......o. It was a historical moment that brought a lot of jealously towards the nWo; I mean I hate to bring him up, since he's been gone from the EMF for a while. But look at Jarrett Carthallion, I mean he was clearly jealous of the master minds behind the nWo reforming. Because first he tried to get rid of it, then when he saw the true greatness of the plan. Just as the nWo did what it was suppose to, Jarrett took over what remained of the nWo, and he kicked Amy and me out. Which he would find out that it was the worst mistake he ever made. Because not only because he realize that he was not fit to be the driving force behind a stable such as the New World Order. But he tried to even harm Amy, but that was ok. Amy and I laid low, and hanged around in the wWo for our next chance to get revenge. Which came to pass right as the EMF's version of Amy was killed by Jarrett; it opened the door for the biggest plan of them all. Because I showed the world that the Other World theory was indeed fact, because while Jarrett was off trying to be a "hero" again, we revealed that Angelica Boycott was actually the alternate reality version of the Amy that Jarrett had killed. That was when Amy and I joined the Rock to form the Uproar and we showed Jarrett and the rest of this wrestling world what master minds that the Other World was. Because during the whole time, we not only made Jarrett and sometimes even the now world champion Angelus look like fools, they couldn't response. Well then again, I will take that back. Angelus did response, but the best thing he could do was kill Amy's dog. While that in raged me, I cannot say that will go down into the history of great plans or moments in the EMF. We made Jarrett into a puppet and in fact, Jarrett never EVER recovered from that and he went on to disappear. Though there is a bit of a respect I have towards Angelus, as he did go on to recover after that summer and gained the world title. Maybe that summer helped him, because before that he was in the shadow of Jarrett Carthallion for the longest time, and now he's no longer in the way, look at the ass clown now? Of course that was never an aim of mine, but just saying there may have been a bit of a benefactor to that whole summer if we look at the EMF's landscape as it stands now. But regardless or whether other people benefited from that plan is not important, it was then that Amy and I did what we said we were going to do. That was to put the RWA name in the history books. Even though the first ever invasion of the Extreme Measures Federation was great. Not too many people took notice when it was all said and done. But after that summer, we were able to accomplish our goal of putting the RWA name in the EMF history books; so that the RWA would be remembered through the EMF and we were successful by doing what we did in the summer of 2003. I'm sure people will point to the whole Evolution as one of my great moments. But I leave that out because it was not really planned, it was simply personal. I sure that many people now in the Extreme Measures Federation wouldn't understand why, and I won't get into the whole story now. I will just say that what the match at Whiplash between me and Triple H was personal since the RWA. But it took a whole new meaning after Triple H and Randull Or...Ton had the guts to attack Amy. I will go back on that story in a little bit, and go back to your question. Because Roach I could see how you, and the fans are thinking. Which everything I have just said, you figure I could get myself into a better situation. I mean I'm sure I know exactly what it must look like to my Jerichohalics here in the Extreme Measures Federation that Y.........2........J has completely lost his mind. I mean he's going against four people, in an elimination style match on the biggest stage of them all First Blood. You can go through each and every legend that the EMF has had, and you probably would not have gotten one that would even think about excepting this match if it was a choice handed to them....well I take that back, possibility one of them. But that's not the point. The perspective of the situation I find myself is that I am insane. Because I am risking the chance that I could have done to me, what I had to many of people and that's have my career killed. I mean I know I got four people that hate my guts, and would like to tear me limb from limb with no mercy what so ever. You know what; maybe I am a bit insane for taking this match. I mean did get beat pretty bad by Triple H, maybe took one too many chair shots to the head. But I could careless, because if you take a look at every single one of my plans that I'm known for. It's because in some form or the other, I was fighting for the one person that followed me to this reality without any question, Amy Dumas and that's what I fight for at First Blood. You see I know something; Amy loved her job as Vice President of the Extreme Measures Federation. Now to be completely honest, I have been put in the dark on the things that slut Sierra, Prez Ike, and Randull Or..Ton has done. But I do know that Amy was unfairly fired, and I don't think anyone truly in their right minds or someone that does not have their lips glued to the world champion’s ass like Hey Man or for that matter...someone that does not have their own head up their ass, like Jay does. After that I could not see anyone having a huge problem with the job that Amy did while Vice President of the EMF. She worked not only for the best interest of the company, but in the best interest of the Extreme Measures Federation fans, and clearly that's something that is sorely missed without her in office with the other jackasses that are on the staff here in the EMF. So going back to the whole battle with Evolution and more particularly Triple H earlier in this year is much like the one I find myself right now. It's simply personal, and maybe I am a little crazy. But I may have to be if I want to be successful, and maybe when the night is over this insanity that everyone keeps talking about, how I got no chance in hell. Well...it may just go down as my crowning moment, but that's not what's important to me. What's important is that I get Amy's job back, maybe not just for her, but maybe because it will affect the whole EMF sooner or later with Randy Orton as Vice President. So what Y.........2..........J is going to do is I am going to take Prez Ike, Sierra, Or Ton and Destroyer DOWN...downtown to china town baby!

.::The Coach::.-You mentioned about how it's also in the best interest of the EMF not have Orton as a Vice President, could you go into more detail on that

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Well, I am not going to say I know what's better for everyone else. I never claimed to be some hero, or something to the EMF. There is one thing I want to get straight Roach, and that's is that every time I have fought in a high stake match, here in the Extreme Measures Federation. It was for my own reasons and for my own reasons only. Such as when I went into the ring with Triple H, while the match had the highest stakes that any match had ever had in EMF history. The fact that the EMF could be soon run by Triple H, and his group Evolution would have been the final blow to the EMF. But that was not my reason for stepping into a match where it could determine the very fate of the EMF. I have mentioned before about Triple H and myself past history, I beat him in the RWA-WWF. But then in a rage he attacked me after the match with a sledgehammer, and pedigreed me through a table. This caused a concussion that sidelined me, now I suppose that would be expected in this sport. But...while I was on the sideline, Amy and I watched the RWA crumble before our very eyes. With the fact of what Triple H did to Amy as I alright explained, I had my own reasons to go into that match and get the revenge that I had been seeking for 3 years. So with that said, I don't want anyone to say *mocking weird voice* "Oh Chris Jericho, he's come to save us from the corrupt Randy Or Ton." That's not who I am, but I can put it in perspective for everyone of why it won't be the greatest thing for the EMF if I am not able to get Orton out of the Vice Presidents office. You see Orton really is here to carry on what he and Evolution was doing earlier in the year. They were using their power they had gained just for their needs; they never gave a damn about the EMF. The whole time that Triple H was in office, he was only really doing two things and that was to set up the Ikeda's and get back the world championship. With the power he had in his hands, he was able to accomplish that, but Triple H was power hungry and wanted more. So that was when he made the mistake, and thanks to my Whiplash win, Triple H was taken out of power. But now with Orton in office, unlike Triple H...he has all the support of all offices that are higher than him. He also has the support of almost every office that is below him. If thought Triple H was bad, I don't think we have seen nothing until we see what that jackass Randy Orton will do. Though then again, how ironic would it be if I am to fail this time. I mean last year at First Blood, Triple H's Evolution plan started when he was able to get a share of the win of the Hall of Fame battle royal. This year, it just may "all begin...again" with his under study Randull Or Ton.

.::Amy Dumas::.-ummm...Jericho, you just ripped off the Wrestlemania XX slogan..

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Oh crap...oh well, we will have to edit this interview later..but then again, what am I worried about. Vince McMahon is a manager in this reality, and the WWE has died off.

.::Amy Dumas::.-*Amy chuckles* That's true.

.::The Coach::.-What about you Amy, do you really believe Jericho can walk out of First Blood with the win against all the odds?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Of course I think so Coach, as for the reason why is not only is Chris Jericho one of the best wrestlers around today. But I just believe in him...as for the reason...you know what Coach, you would just not understand why. I just know that at First Blood, he will walk the down to the ring and do what he does best, and that's hand out Y2J beatings, and on the outside supporting every step of the way will be of course myself. You see Coach, this isn't the first time that Jericho has gone to battle for me..in a situation that many people didn't believe that he could be successful. I mean look at Whiplash, very few people really believed that Jericho could beat Triple H for the one thing that has avoided him his whole career...a world championship. Coach, Jericho was finally able to gain his dream. A goal he has had ever since I have known him, I was extremely happy for him. But I knew it was much more than that to him with Triple H. I think everyone remembers that I had a broken leg thanks to Triple H, but I wanted to help him and we both got blindsided at the contract signing. I wasn't the only one hurt, because before Triple H attacked me and broke my leg. Triple H made sure that he gave Jericho gave him the very same injury that he had right before the RWA-WWF died. But even through that, he went on and gave the performance of a life time. I know what he did at Whiplash; he not only fought for his dream, not for only his own personal reasons. But I also know that he fought through that injury for me. While I can't say I was all for the fact he was putting himself on the line, when he was injured. Just like this time, I was really worried that he may be hurt. He promised me that he would not get seriously hurt. Which made it easier for me to let him go into the ring and go through with the match. Plus..*Amy grins a little*..got to admit that it's pretty cool to have someone that will fight for me like that. At First Blood it would seem that it's all happening again, but there is something a little different this time, you see this time I do not have a broken leg. It would seem that Jericho has gotten himself in another situation here...over me once again. Like I was at Whiplash, I am worried about Jericho's health taking on 4 people at once, but that's not going to help him. He knows that no matter what, I will continue to be behind him no matter what happens at First Blood, and he has promised me that he won't get hurt. I know he will do whatever it takes to forefil that promise, as well as give it everything he has to get my job back as the Vice President of the Extreme Measures Federation. The one difference between this time, and the match at Whiplash goes beyond the situation that Jericho finds himself in. Because this time, I can actually be there at ring side to cheer him on and do what I can do help him. Because like I said, even though it is cool that I got someone that will fight for me as he does. I don't think I need to say that I do not need my battles always fought for me, anyone that knows anything about my RWA career should know that and at First Blood. I'm going to do whatever I can to make sure that Jericho comes out the winner, and if that means I need to hit a Litacanarana on someone...then so be it. Besides I got a little pay back for Sierra that has been long over due. Sierra, you been taunting me about things you have no idea about, you help cost me my job. But you know what Sierra, god help me...if I get the chance, you may suffer a twist of fate or a Litacanarana. You will understand why you do not mess with "the Queen of Extreme" Amy Dumas and "the King of the World", "Y2J" Chris Jericho.

.::The Coach::.- Oh man...you both are going to see how wrong you both are at First Blood. But just like Vice President Orton said a long time ago, when Jericho fails at First Blood...well at least you two will still have each other

(Coach laughs at Jericho and Amy, Amy looks at Jericho with an unamused look and says)

.::Amy Dumas::.-You want to handle this?

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Yeah

(Jericho then takes his arm from around Amy's shoulders and then takes down Coach with a double leg take down and then puts him in the Walls of Jericho. Coach screams in pain and then Jericho lets go and looks down.)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Roach, that is only a sample of the pain that Destroyer, Prez Ike, Randull Or Ton and Sierra have in store for them at First Blood. Amy, lets go.

(Amy walks by the downed Coach and then follows Jericho through the backstage arena as the camera follows Jericho and Amy. Jericho steps out of the door as does Amy, but then she stops and darts in the arena again. Jericho looks back as Amy looking out again.)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Is there something wrong Amy?

.::Amy Dumas::.-It's colder than I remember!

(Jericho laughs a little bit)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Hey this is not funny, god you are such a jackass sometimes Jericho. I'm not sure how you can be use to this...

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Well I grew up here.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Not according to Vince McMahon..New Yorker

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-I was just born in New York damn it, stupid McMahon. Hell I don't even live in New York now, I live in Florida!

.::Amy Dumas::.-*getting a evil grin* I thought you were Mr. Canada

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Yeah...well...shut up Amy

(Amy points and laughs at Jericho, Jericho just shakes his head)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Alright..alright..you got me Amy, so you going to come or I could always get the car...

.::Amy Dumas::.-Na no need.

(Amy walks out of the building, both Jericho and Amy get to their car as soon as possible. The camera crew is still following them, like any wrestling segment..both Jericho and Amy act like the cameras don't exist. Jericho and Amy get in the car and then Jericho starts the car)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-We should let it warm up a little bit...

.::Amy Dumas::.-Oh ok...so Jericho, never really asked you. What exactly are you going to do for Christmas...go see your parents?

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Well not that I got many problems with them, but just haven't really been in contact with them too much.

.::Amy Dumas::.-In fact now that I think about it, I don't think I have ever heard you talk about your parents. You met my Mom, what they like?

(The camera fades zooms in on Jericho who has a blank stare as we fade into a flash back/music video story about Jericho's parents.)

(OOC-Everything in the brackets such as this "( text here)" is a explanation of the scene that goes with the words. The words that are not bracketed are the words to the song; also this song is to the Beverly Hillbillies theme song. From what I know, it is a pretty well known song, but if you don't know it...I wouldn't blame you, the show it was for actually was running around the 60's.)

(We fade back into the car where Amy is looking on blankly and then starts laughing.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Jericho...hahaha...you didn't have to sing it

(We go to Jericho's side of the car where he's holding a banjo and then throws it in the back.)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Oh ok...well, you get the idea anyways.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Alright, maybe I’ll meet your parents one day

.::”Y2J” Chris Jericho::.-Yeah, most likely you will…anyways with that aside, I'm not sure what I'm going to do for Christmas...I do know that I have to get ready for this match at First Blood. So it's going to be hard to do anything.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Yeah me either, I don't think I'll be able to get back to Florida...though how about we do something?

(OOC-Yes I know the real Amy lives in North Carolina now due to the Hardyz. I'm not sure if just recently just moved their or not, even though I did go along with the whole Angelus thing. You have to remember this is an alternate reality version of Amy. Even though the she managed the Hardyz for a time in the RWA, their connection weaked when Amy went to the RWA-WCW. Then when she returned to the RWA-WWF, it even turned to hate towards the Hardyz. As we saw in the segment with Sierra and Prez Mike going into Amy's house, Jeff Hardy help them break in just because he hates Amy. I had an altered story for Amy staying in Florida, but I don't have all my Amy facts hammered down just of yet (time for some Amy research WWWWWHOOOOO *everyone looks at him weird*). But for now just say for now she never moved to North Carolina and that's all that matters right now.)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-*trying to act cool* that would be fine...

(Amy can't help but smile at this, and then Jericho gets to business at hand.)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Well since we got that out of the way...we need to find a way to promo on the four jack asses that I'm going against at First Blood. So let's just take the happy couple Sierra and Prez Ike...what do they have in common

(Jericho and Amy think a while)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well...from what I have heard, they were both High School rejects...

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-hhhhmmmmm we could use that...

.::Amy Dumas::.-How so?

(Jericho whispers in Amy's ear and she nods)

.::Amy Dumas::.-That sounds interesting...I'm sure that will piss them off, so lets do that.

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-OK...well the car seems to be ready, so lets go!

(The car begins moving and the camera watches as the car gets further away. Somewhere in Arizona, for those who don't know home of the Extreme Meaures Federation. Also the place where Prez Mike grew up for at least the last half of his childhood. We go into a High School as Jericho and Amy's car pulls up in an almost empty school parking lot and Jericho parks the car and Jericho and Amy step out of the car.)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Well were here Amy, but doesn't look like anyone else is.

.::Amy Dumas::.-....I forgot, schools are out, aren't they?

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Well we didn't drive from Canada to Arizona for nothing.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Damn right...

(Anyways Jericho and Amy walk into the front office of the High School which even though the High School is a ghost town right now. Jericho has their wWo issued camera in their hand ready to record what they find. They walk into front office as Jericho starts to record their random encounter here and they see a few workers who obviously are finishing up some work from the ending school semester. They walk up to a girl at the front desk.)

.::girl at the desk::.-Can I help you two? Are you here to enroll your child here?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Excuse me, does it look like we have a child?

.::girl at the desk::.-Well to be completely honest...you seem like a couple that would have one..

.::Jericho and Amy::.-WE ARE NOT A COUPLE AND WE DO NOT HAVE CHILD...*in their minds*...well, maybe one day

.::girl at the desk::.-Alright, alright..calm down please *in her mind* hehehe...who are they kidding? *out loud* Alright, if you are not here to enroll anyone, then why exactly are you here for?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well were looking for some information on a former student that went here years ago.

.::girl at desk::.-Oh well were not suppose to give out information on students, unless it's for some sort of good reason.

.::Amy Dumas::.-DAMN IT!

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-I'll handle this Amy, what if I told you that we are professional wrestlers?

.::girl at the desk::.-You both are? Well in that case......what you want to know?

(Amy gives her trademark weird look to Jericho, who just shrugs and says)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-The things you learn when your a member of the wWo, how else did you think I was able to see you after visiting hours at the hospital?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Yes were looking for information on...*Amy remembers something*...DAMN it, Jericho do you know Prez Mike's real name?

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-No, everyone knows him around the EMF just as Prez Ike..

.::girl at the desk::.-Do you mean Prez Mike or Ike, because I remember them both. Ike was a mentally challenged kid that would for whatever reason always wear those Mickey Mouse ear hats they sell at Disney world/land.

.::Amy Dumas::.-We mean Prez Mike

.::girl at front desk::.-Wow, you know him? I'm surprised he hasn't gone crazy yet. He was always a little...well...scary. He was very anti-social, barely said a word..well other than to bitch about some chick that he lost. A lot of people were creeped out by him, always afraid we would end up in his "black book" when he went crazy. So what exactly is he doing now a day?

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Oh...well he's sometime the owner of the biggest wrestling company in this world...Extreme Measures Federation, also the other half of the time he's a pimp.

.::girl at the desk::.-.........Wow, didn't see that one coming..

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Yeah I know, I would probably be shocked too if I knew him around this time. We would like to know that if you have anymore information about him, or something.

.::girl at the desk::.-Well....I do have the year book from back then. Hold up, let me go find it. Please take a seat you two; I'll be back in a moment.

(Jericho and Amy take a seat in a few chairs that are set up against wall in the front office for people that are waiting on something in the front office. After a few moments pass, the lady from the desk comes back from the depths of the office and then Jericho and Amy walk back up.)

.::girl at the desk::.- First off, Prez Mike never really even bothered having his senior picture taken, so he's not really in here as apart of the class. But he did appear in this book in other different ways, he was voted for a few awards

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-So let's see them.

(The girl flips through the book and we go into the section that many of you may recognize as the section where students vote in other students "most likely to.." so on, and all that things. She flips to one page and points to a picture of a somewhat younger Prez Mike, he was voted "most unsocial"

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Interesting categories...so he really wasn't like by the other students.

.::girl at the desk::.-Well to be fair to him, he did try to make friends with the other kids....but they just wouldn't accept him. Plus like I said, he seemed really bothered about some girl at the time, but he never really went into detail about it. So he really never did anything, people just thought he was somewhat crazy.

(Amy is looking around at the other award winners, when her eyes grow big)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Jericho, take a look at this! You're not going to believe it!

(Amy points towards somewhere on the page, Jericho looks at the page that Amy is pointing and he jumps back in surprise)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Destroyer...won...most...SOCIAL!! How in the hell did that happen?

.::girl at the desk::.-Oh yes, Destroyer was really popular back in his school days...plus he actually won student body president.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well understand that is hard for us to believe. Destroyer actually works in the EMF with Prez Mike, and he is yet to say one thing, did he talk back then?

.::girl at the desk::.-I guess little has changed then..

.::Amy Dumas::.-So your saying he won by saying nothing?!

.::girl at the desk::.-Well...I think I should show you a tape of one of his famous speeches that got him elected to be the student body president, please follow me

(Jericho and Amy follow the girl into a room with a TV and VCR, Jericho and Amy sit a two chairs next to each other. Then girl goes to another room and returns in a matter of minutes with a tape and then puts it in the VCR, and then turns off the lights as the video starts. It's obviously a while ago; the young Destroyer is standing on a stage with a microphone in his face, his opponent listen on as well.

.::Young Destroyer::.-................

(20 minutes later)

.::Young Destroyer::.-............. ..............!!!!

(The crowd then starts to cheer loud and then chant "Destroyer!! Destroyer!! Destroyer!!" The nerdy opponent then jumps on the stage and says.)

.::nerdy opponent::.-What the hell, he didn't say a damn thing the whole 20 minutes he was up here!!

(The crowd boo's as fruit, darts and broken bottles get thrown at the nerdy opponent. He tries to get away, but then walks right into Destroyer who grabs the nerdy opponent by the throat and then hits the choke slam. A mob rushes the stage and then they carry him out of the gym like he just won the super bowl. The tape end, Jericho and Amy have stunned looks on their faces, as the girl at the desk says.)

.::girl at the desk::.-Wasn't that great? We actually show that to everyone that is running for the office of president on how to make a speech. Though it wasn't just that, that won him the election..., it was his posters. Want to see one of them?

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Might as well now, I think I seen it all now

.::girl at the desk::.-Alright, I thought you would want to see them. So when I got the tape, I broke one of them with me as well, give me a second.

(The girl goes to the back of the room and comes back with a poster and then shows Jericho and Amy, and this is what is looks like.)

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.::Amy Dumas::.-...alright, I think we seen enough. Thanks for all your help. Though I wanted to know if you could help us with something, I want to know if you can call an out of state school, dig up some information on a person and send us an old year book as well?

.::girl at the desk::.-I can try, do you have the information where this school is and the address I can have the book mailed to you.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Yeah, hold on a second.

(Amy takes out a piece of paper out of her pocket and hands it to the girl. Jericho and Amy then get up and thank the girl once again, and both Jericho and Amy walk out of the front office. Jericho is still recording everything that has happened, and then turns to Amy and says.)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Amy, you think you could take the camera. I think I should cut a promo..

.::Amy Dumas::.-Alright Jericho.

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-They say High School is suppose to be the greatest years of your life. But it really wasn't like that for you, was it Ike? I mean you go around the EMF now like a big shot, just because you own the place..you believe that you can control people's lives as you do. I suppose to you it must be sweet revenge for what seemly happened at this very school. But Ike, you made one huge mistake now and you aided the effort to get Amy out of office. For that you will pay, oh yeah you will pay Ike. I mean it must have been torture for you every day at High School to walk down these halls and be taunted as you seemly were. That must have been painful, but not as painful as what you face at First Blood. You see Ike, when you agreed to help Sierra get Amy out of office. It brings up a few points Ike, first off you know Ike there was a time that I could have just let your half of the company fall into the hands of Triple H, but you know what. I didn't, not because I have any loyalty to you. But because of what Triple H did to me, and especially what he did to Amy before the match happened. I might almost question that decision if those two things weren't in the mix. Because all I did was help you go on with your company, and do what you, Heyman, Jay and Sierra did to Amy. But I got a question to ask all of you ass clowns. Did you really think I would just stand back and let it happen? Did you really think I was just going to let you and Sierra have done and it would seem I don't even know the half of what Sierra has been doing. It's all going to end at First Blood, because when you step into that ring. Even with your four on one advantage, you will come to understand a few of my nicknames. First off "the Highlight of the Night" because at First Blood, you have the ladder match for the world title with Josh Hanley and Angelus, you have the women’s with Trish Stratus and Claire, you got the TV with Wasabi and John Cena. But the match that everyone will remember is the four on one match. Just because I, Chris Jericho will do anything to get Amy's job back. At Whiplash I needed the performance of a life time to beat the legend Triple H, but at First Blood you will see something that will forever be etched in stone in the history of this great event First Blood, in the history of the Extreme Measures Federation and all the fans that just so happen to see the match. This will be the match for the ages. This is where I do what everyone thought was impossible and beat 4 people in the same match...one, by one. You know, I talked earlier in this promo about you being a two headed monster...one head thinking he's smarter than everyone and the other one that is actually a very talented wrestler. The reason I knew to come here because of your promo before First Blood 2001, you talked about your past. I know your wondering *mocking voice* well how does he know that, I mean the Other World debuted in 2002 and that match was in 2001 *end mocking voice*. If you are asking that, then I will ask you to remember ass clown that I had spy around that very time. So I been watching you Ike, I have been studying your every move and I know when you want to be, you can be a very good wrestler who knows no fear. I saw your match at First Blood 2001. But all that does is make me point to the other nickname that I use most often now a days "the Slayer of Careers", you know how I got that name. I mean it's not just a mocking of Angelus, because Amy and I buried him alive twice...no rather it's because over the course of the years in the RWA/EMF I have ended the careers of many different superstars or at least altered their careers so that they were never eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ever the same again. Some maybe were not as notable as others, but still I killed their careers with no mercy none a less. That's what you face at First Blood Ike, though you may know no fear. Are you really not going to fear the chance that I could end your career? I suppose we will see, I know all four of you will try to do the same to me. But each one of your jackasses need to realize two things, and that's I got a promise to forefil. The other thing is that I am someone that has his back against the wall and I have built a reputation on knowing my opponent like no other and using their weaknesses against them. There is another saying about High School, and that it "is the fastest 4 years of your life". But it would seem that wasn't the case with you Ike, it really must have been hell for you. But if thought that was torture, wait until I lock you in the Walls of Jericho and I make you do something that you are yet to, from what I know...make you quit. Which kind of makes me wonder if that's the reason that you and Sierra became...well how do you want to put it...closer? I mean your both High School rejects, oh yeah Sierra I know you are probably watching this now and saying I don't know the half of it as it stands. But you know what, we may soon. Destroyer, I found some interesting stuff at this High School. But you know what Destroyer, the past is the past. I know what I deal with in you, you are a 7 foot giant with athletic ability that few could even dream of having. But you know what Destroyer, you have never stepped into the ring with a wrestler such as "the King of the World" Chris Jericho, to me..you may have all this ability. But it would seem that you lost something when leaving this High School Destroyer, and that's the ability to think on your own. Thanks to the fact that you are nothing but Prez Mike's bodyguard, you really haven't been able to make the name you could for yourself here in the Extreme Measures Federation. But then again, no matter how tall and talented you may be...at First Blood will find out that it means nothing, jerky. Besides it does not matter whether your 7 feet tall, or 5 feet tall when someone takes out your vertical base and your laying on the mat Destroyer, and that's exactly what's going to happen at First Blood jerky. Because I know to be successful, I will have to attack the one thing that gives you height, the one thing that makes you move around like cruiserweight as I pointed out before; it's your legs Destroyer. I mean I don't think I have to hide my point attack; any person in the same situation would do the same thing. Because that is the classic strategy on how to bring down someone as big as yourself Destroyer. I know I will have to be more ruthless than I ever have been to eliminate you Destroyer, and Destroyer I would expect that and more from me. Because Destroyer on the biggest stage of them all, First Blood, I will be just a little more blood thirsty on the night of First Blood and if I can cripple you, I will jackass. Because I know to survive what I have ahead of me, I will have to defeat my opponents as fast as possible. So Destroyer, get ready to have something done to you that no one ever has, because at First Blood...Y2J is going to give both the Destroyer and Prez Ike a Y2J beating that they...and no one else...will never eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ever forget again...

.::Amy Dumas::.-Your done right?

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Yeah, we can go....next on the list is Randull Or Ton. Where do you think we can learn about his past Amy

(Amy thinks a few moments and says)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well he is from St. Louis. Well our flight is taking off from there anyways, we could drive there...we got sometime..besides. Even though I bought a few things for you, since I didn't think we were going to spend Christmas hanging around, I would like to buy a few more things..

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Yeah, pretty much the same thing with me as well. So we can do that on the way

(Amy grins, and they walk to their car and then drive out of the school parking lot and we fade out to much, much later. Jericho and Amy are driving down a road in...only god knows. Amy is looking at a map, as Jericho is looking confused.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-um...Jericho, I think were lost...again

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-oh well, I'm sure if we keep driving we will find where we are going..

.::Amy Dumas::.-Jericho, that's kinda what we did the last time. Of course unless you count asking Brock Lesnar for directions...

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-I'm the King of the World, I don't need directions.

.::Amy Dumas::.-*rolling her eyes* Guess that stereotype is true...just ask that guy Jericho.

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-OK...ok

(Jericho pulls the car near towards a man who is seemly a farmer or something. Jericho gets out of the car and goes up to them)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Hey, do you know where I can get to St. Louis' Airport (OOC-no I do not know the name....) from here.

.::farmer::.-Hey, aren't you that Chris Jericho...*looks into the car* and that would be that Amy Dumas wouldn't it?

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Yeah, and your point junior?

.::farmer::.-Oh were EMF fans, we don't like you both much. Me and my family hope you and Amy get the hell beat out of you at First Blood.

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Well you and your family can.....SHUT THE...HELL...UP!!

.::farmer::.-Well, guess you can tell them.

(note-as the farmer calls his family. They appear from the house. Yes I got this from the Simpsons. Yeah this isn't a insult to farmers...just couldn't think of something for this to be. If you want, you can think of it as a different type of person. As all it needs to be is someone that Jericho and Amy meet in the middle of no where.)

.::farmer::.- Come on Bob, John, Sam, Ham, Dan, Billy, Jimmy, Mario, Luigi, Cat, Kat, Kathy, Cathy,

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Wait for a second...just a question, no Wes in your family?

.::farmer::.-Why the hell would I name a kid that, it's such a crap name

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Well, guess that's universal then...well I guess carry on..

.::farmer::.-alright...I will. Come on Billy Joe, Dreg, Head, Mary, Mary Jane, Mary Sue, Mary Christmas...

(As the farmer attention is turned. Jericho has gotten in the car and Jericho drives off while the farmer is still calling his family and doesn't notice that Jericho is long gone)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Well...never piss off someone with a huge family

.::Amy Dumas::.-Yeah Jericho, that was really smooth...

(Just then Jericho see's a sign that says where it says that they are entering the city of St. Louis. We go into later in the day; the camera is turned on and is turned towards Jericho who is sitting in a chair at an airport terminal.)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Randull Or Ton, the so called "Legend Killer". First off Randull, it would seem that even though you did not activity try to get Amy out of office. It would seem that you are the main benefited, but then again...who knows maybe you would actually the brains behind this whole thing. But then I think to myself, "you know that would be giving Randull a little too much credit". Because I know that without a doubt that Or Ton is an idiot, and does not have the brain power to think of a plan. I mean let's look at the facts, I mean at Whiplash he could have made a plan to try to save the match for Triple H if he really wanted to, and we all know that Randull tried to get involved in the match. But he couldn't think of anything creative, and so instead of doing something that I wouldn't see coming. He ran down and tried to get involved in the match as the ref was down, but Randull decided to do the obvious thing and just run down..most likely to hit an RKO on the "King of the World". But since you didn't pay attention, I had hired a new Jericho Personal Security in case of that and you ran into that JPS didn't you Randull. You see at Whiplash and at Hell on Earth, Amy and myself have proved how we are superior as far as making a plan to you. That's why I don't think you could have made the plan that got Amy out of office. No rather I think this plan was done by someone like Prez Ike or Jay, with the help of others. Randull you were in the right place, right time and you kissed Jay's ass to get where you are. But again, you were the guy who made this match; I will have to admit it was probably your best idea to keep your job you ever come up with. I mean 4 against 1, it's a great plan...on paper. You see Randull, though that idea was decent, really you just assumed that no one could handle 4 people elimination. But you forgot who you were putting in the match; you are putting in a match a guy that has made a career of doing the impossible. That's why even though your plan on the outside does look good, when it comes time to find out if it will work. Your plan will come up short, such as Evolution's attempt to gain control of the EMF came up short. Because you didn't factor in the guy you were going against was "Y2J" Chris Jericho. So I have some advice for you Randull, don't get too use in that office. Because after First Blood you will have to move all your crap right out of there. Because soon enough the real Vice President of the Extreme Measures Federation, Amy Dumas will be back in office once again!! Not a moment too soon, I should also add, because Or Ton...let's be honest here. No on gives a damn about you, you see you come out here in front of my Jerichohalics, and talk like your really important now. But the fact is no one gives a damn about you!! You see while you mock Amy with your boring speeches, while you really believe that the audience is listening to your every word, the fact of the matter is that you are putting them to sleep!! Not only is it a injustice that Amy was fired, but the fact is that you Or Ton are killing the EMF as we know it every second you remain the EMF's Vice President and just think, you have not been in office long enough to do the things you really want to do with the power you are given as Vice President. But the good news is that soon we won't have to listen to that jackass Randull Or Ton EVER again. You know Or Ton, really don't think I discount you in this match. Because really I see a lot of talent in the ring, but you know I don't mean to borrow something from TwilighT. But you are a clear Chris Jericho rip off, oh don't believe me. I mean I only need to point to one thing to prove it, and that's how you call yourself the "Legend Killer". I mean that's a clear rip off of me, because we all know that I was killing careers before everyone really knew just who the hell you were. I think that was probably the only thing me and Jarrett can agree on, just who in the hell's career have you killed? I don't think I have to go through the list of people whose careers I have slayed, because people have heard it and seen it right here in the EMF. Just whose career have you slayed anyways? No one that I could think of, the other thing that me and Jarrett can agree on is that while I was building my reputation as the "Slayer of Careers" along with Amy. You were probably running from Marine Corps HARDCORE as you like to say. Also what's up with you saying HARDCORE, all the time anyways? I mean you sure the hell aren't hardcore, but I don't think there is any question that I am. I mean if you don't believe me, why don't you find a way to the Other World and ask Raisen, I mean he doubted that I was hardcore and look what it cost him. It cost him the only title he could win, and that was the Hardcore title of the RWA-WWF. So before you try to call yourself hardcore, let me save the embarrassment for you Or Ton..you are not hardcore...JERICHO is hardcore!! Not only that in that particular match, but he had Triple H as ref...we all know that Triple H was not going to be a fair ref. Because I beat his ass the show before. So really I have had the odd's stacked against me before Or Ton, and I have come out on top. It's going to be no different at First Blood, because after I beat the hell out of everyone of the team you have made...well let's just say there won't be any doubt who the real career killer really is..

(Suddenly there is an announcement that a plane is boarding.)

.::Amy Dumas::.- (who is running the camera) Jericho, we gotta go.

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Alright, need help with your bags?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Yeah a little..

(Amy puts the camera in one of their bags. Jericho and Amy grab their carry on bags and then they get in the line, Amy looks at Jericho and says.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-*teasing a little* You better not get us kicked off again

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-When's the last time I did that

.::Amy Dumas::.-Last promo...

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Oh yeah..but those flight attendants were acting rude to you, damn it! Though if you want, I'll keep my mouth shut this time

(Just as Jericho says that, they get into the front of the line and then they give them the tickets and they walk down the ramp into the plane. We fade away once again...why, because simply there was nothing special to report on the plane ride other than Jericho and Amy made it to where they are going. Which is of course Charlotte, North Carolina. The sight of First Blood this year, we go a room of a hotel where Jericho and Amy are staying. Inside Jericho is wrapping a small fake tree with lights on a night stand that Jericho and Amy bought as they were making their way to Charlotte, Amy's in another room wrapping a few presents that she just bought for Jericho. Suddenly a knock at the door comes and Amy says to Jericho.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Jericho, could you get that?

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Sure Amy.

(Jericho goes to the door and opens it, and then some UPS is standing with a box in his hand.)

.::UPS person::.-Yes...are you Chris Jericho.

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-That's me

.::UPS person::.-Alright, sign please.

(Jericho signs for the package and the UPS person gives Jericho the package as Jericho closes the door and brings the package to the couch to check it. Amy comes into the room, somewhat interested to see what it is. Jericho opens it, and pulls out a year book from a school.)

.::Amy Dumas::.- Oh good, that came...let's have a look!

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Alright...

(Jericho and Amy look through the book, nothing unusual...well other than pictures of Sierra and Katrina trying to kill each other. Jericho flips the awards, they notice that Katrina and Sierra won a few awards. Such as Sierra won "most likely to kill Katrina", "most likely to be a switch hitter", "most likely to be one of Prez Mike's chicks". Most notable award Katrina won was "most likely to be married to a guy with a crappy name".)

.::Amy Dumas::.-hhhmmmm...they must have been able to look into the future or something..

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-I would say so, I think I should do one more promo.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Alright let me get the camera.

(Amy grabs the bag that she threw the camera in before getting on the flight and then starts recording. Jericho beings to speak)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-(still holding the year book) Time, it has a way of flying doesn't it Sierra. I mean it seems like only yesterday that Amy and I really meet as we took out the legendary Godfather. For you, I'm sure it seems like only yesterday you were trying to beat the hell out of Wes Ikeda's wife. So tell me Sierra, was it because you kept on taunting her that she had to response? Because from what I hear that's something you are good at. Now I am not going to sit here and pretend like I know everything you have said to Amy. Because all I know is what I have heard, which are summaries. But regardless, I know that something has been going on behind back. Because it has effected Amy, I must admit, you have made sure I am far away. But unlike I'm sure of all those times in the past, you sure the hell aren't going to get away with it Sierra. I mean this isn't like High School, where they have people to jump in and stop the fight. Which I'm sure you were happy to have, seeing how you probably got your ass kicked many times by Katrina. No this is somewhere you are no stranger to either, because Sierra in the ring as you know. We fight until there is a winner, much like the matches you have had in the women’s division. But there are a few differences than any of your matches up to now. Up until now, you have never stepped into a ring with someone as dangerous as me. Sierra, you don't have to go to the Other World to find out what Chris Jericho is all about. All you need to do is take a look at the match against Triple H, the man who has only been defeated by X-Cold and realize I was able to do what so many failed to do, and that is beat Triple H. But not only beat Triple H, I did what X-Cold couldn't do and ended his career! Sierra, that's what you have to deal with at First Blood. You have a very angry Slayer of Careers to deal with, a man that will stop at nothing to get Amy Dumas' job back and that's including destroy you Sierra. You know I almost doubt you will do this, because I have heard you don't mind getting into the ring with men. I could make light of that little fact, but I'm sure your slut brain could get the picture. But let's say for the moment that little fact about you not being afraid of stepping into the ring with men isn't true, I will say this to you now. You can hide behind the Destroyer, Prez Ike and Randy Or Ton all you like. But if all goes right, sooner or later you are going to have to face me Sierra. You know society says that men should not hit women, and I totally agree with that. But as a competitor, as an athlete, I'm going to have thrown everything out the window. I still may not be cool with punching the hell out of Sierra, but that won't stop me from putting her in the Walls of Jericho and making her tap out. Sierra, you caused Amy a lot of pain...that's something I can not just let happen. Like Amy has said, I don't have to fight her fights for her and I'm sure she'll make you pay herself. Now as for all four of you, I want you to look at the clock..as the seconds tick away, the minutes, the hours and soon the days. It's all counting down to First Blood; I want you four to understand something. If you think that this match is not going to be competitive since you have the numbers. Well you’re going to find out your wrong, and if that's what you really think. Then you’re in for the fight of your life, so with that in mind I want you...Sierra, Destroyer, Orton, and Prez Ike to do something. That one thing is...prepare, because the Other World awaits you four at First Blood, bye jackasses!

(Jericho signals for Amy to stop recording and she does)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Your running out of things to say aren't you Jericho.

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Well I must admit that it's kind of hard to prepare for 4 people at once

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well is there anything else you would like to do to get ready for Sunday?

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Well it's getting dark, after we get all of our Christmas stuff finished. You want to study some matches of Sierra, Prez Ike, Orton and Destroyer?

.::Amy Dumas::.-That sounds like a decent idea.

(We go to later in the day, it's dark...other than from the lights from the small tree on a night stands that has many different gifts that have either read "To Jericho" or "to Amy". Jericho and Amy are on the couch, noticeability close to each other, looking very bored.)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Man...how do the fans sit through this? All these matches suck..

.::Amy Dumas::.-I gotta agree.

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Well guess I will be doing the EMF a favor when I rid them of these ass clowns. Amy would you like to watch a real movie?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Sure! Anything but this.

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Alright, your pick

.::Amy Dumas::.-Phil the Cat!! Phil the Cat!! Phil the Cat!! Phil the Cat!!

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Phil the Cat it is.

(Jericho takes out of the tape of old wrestling matches, and put in another tape. Jericho and Amy once again sit close to each other watching the movie greatness known as the Phil the Cat. Once it ends, the TV gets dark. As now Jericho and Amy stare blankly, then with the emptiness of the movie being over. They both fall asleep on the couch together, as we fade away.)

Would Jericho be able to do the impossible and beat 4 other people?? How are Jericho and Amy going to explain the whole falling asleep together thing later on?? Well at least I suppose there is no camera, and no one will know other than them.

.::a familar voice from the dark::.-That's what they think

(We fade back into the hotel room where Jericho now has his arm around Amy as they are sleeping on the couch as Christian can be seen in the window with a camera and then takes a picture of Jericho and Amy)

.::Christian::.-Jericho will so totally have admit it now!!

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-( muttering, while asleep)....shut up...CLB...

.::Christian::.-I am not a CLB!! DAMN IT!!

*Christian looks like he's going to throw one of his temper tantrums. But then remembers that Jericho and Amy might kill him if they wake up, so he walks away and we go to black again*

Well...hopefully I can finish the rest interrupted. We will find out the answers at the biggest night for the Extreme Measures Federation...First Blood.

(OOC-I would have taken it a step further, and wrote what Jericho and Amy got each other...but don't have any idea's. But maybe I'll say sometime later..)