This Roleplay was written by ~Paul Siegel (Gene Snitsky, Chris Benoit, Heidenreich and Amy Weber)~ . All credit for what is written goes to him, and this promo is not to be taken under any circumstances.

*The scene opens at a local arena where an EMF house show is taking place. Todd Grisham is waiting to interview one of the wrestlers in the backstage area when suddenly he hears one of the doors to the exit slam open. He looks only to see Gene Snitsky marching in with his gear and a grimmace upon his face. Snitsky looking out of the corner of his eye only to see a mother with her baby in a stroller and Snitsky starts to act out.*
GENE: *screaming* THAT'S A DAMN UGLY BABY LADY! GET IT OUT OF MY FACE!

*Snitsky flips the stroller and the mother catches the baby before it hits the ground.*

MOTHER: *shrieking* GET AWAY FROM MY BABY YOU PSYCHO!

GENE: *laughing* HAHAHA! Next time I'll make a two pointer, his head is so big it would be difficult to miss with my size 13 boot.

MOTHER: MONSTER!

*The woman runs away in tears with her baby clutched in her arms.*

GENE: Wow, I feel better... too bad I didn't get some punting practice though. That's the price I pay for being nice.

*Todd Grisham approaches Snitsky*

TODD: Gene Snitsky, talk has been spreading like wildfire ever since EMF fans learned you were becoming one of the newest additions of the roster, and everyone wants to know what you plan on accomplishing here in the EMF as well as what your thoughts are on your first EMF match against the monster Batista?

GENE: What I plan to accomplish is none of your damn business Todd! And who are the powers that be think they are sending a rookie snot like you to interview me? Everyone knows I'd mangle you if I had the chance, and as you can see I do right now. *evil grin* But you got lucky tonight toad. You can hop away unscathed tonight because I took out my anguish on some other pitiful soul as you might of saw earlier.

TODD: Gene, don't you think that was uncalled for?

GENE: NO I DON'T TODD! It was very called for because babies as ugly as that one do not belong in the same arena as me! And if you question my actions again Todd your going to feel pain tonight and end up spending the weekend in a hospital bed. Now, before you interupted me... I was about to say what I thought about my match. Everyone knows Batista doesn't have a talented bone in his body. He's been the buttwipe of Triple H ever since he ever started wrestling. I hate people who kiss ass to not only other wrestlers, but to those ignorant fans! God they get on my nerves. And I have no clue why everyone refers to Batista as a quote "Monster" anyway. Everyone knows I'm the one who can cause pain and fear wherever I see fit. AND I LIKE IT! I love to hear the snapping of bones, the gushing of blood, and their squeals and screams of these so called main eventers. Everyone knows I havent been pro for that many years, but jesus man, you'd think these so called main eventers wouldn't be so fragile. But I snap them like twigs. And Batista may be one of the bigger branches, but he'll snap just as easily. He may be big, he may be strong, but that doesn't mean he's unbreakable. And everyone knows Gene Snitsky always has a few tricks up his sleve. If Batista thinks I'm just gonna tuck tail and run he's got another thing coming to him.

TODD: But Gene, don't you think you are just a little unorthadox the way you wrestle? I mean, your always bringing weapons in to the ring instead of just trying to out wrestle the opponent.

GENE: THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU!

*Snitsky graps Todd, lifts him up and carries him to the parking lot area*

TODD: SECURITY!

GENE: SHUT THE F*** UP!

*Snitsky finds a nearby dumpster and throws Todd in and slams down the lid on his head knocking him out*

GENE: Next time you won't be so lucky douche bag! HAHAHAHA.....HEY! *looks at the camera man* What the hell are you looking at? Gimme that you son of a b###h!

*Grabs the camera then pushes down the cameraman.*

GENE: TWO THINGS EMF! One... Batista, your ass is getting taken out of the game, you'll be the first notch on my belt of victories! Two...Just why am I here in EMF? I plan on making one person's life a living hell. You know how much it sucks touring alone? DO YOU?! I'm going to make you realize just what it feels like, I'm going to cause you sorrow and pain like you've NEVER felt before. And you won't even see it coming MWAHAHAHA! Despite all odds, I WILL get what I WANT! See ya soon .....

*Throws down the camera while laughing and all goes to a snow affect, the scene fades to black*