- "Y2J" Chris Jericho and Snitsky RP: Paybacks a bitch!

This Roleplay was written by ~Michael Walker (Chris Jericho and Amy Dumas)~, and ~Paul Siegel (Gene Snitsky, Chris Benoit, Heidenreich and Amy Weber)~ . All credit for what is written goes to them, and this promo is not to be taken under any circumstances.


[::Intro::]

This RP is written by both of the Roleplayers of Chris Jericho and Gene Snitsky

Through Chris Jericho's career, he has done many things over the span of his career. Accomplishments that many people did not believe he could accomplish, but through hard work and one certain person believing in him (*cough* *cough* Amy *cough* *cough*) Jericho was able to over come the odd's. No matter of the odd's, or how long the road, the man who has been come to be known as "the Slayer of Careers" has been able to overcome the odds, and over come all his obstacle. But as tough as everything has been for Jericho in the past, that does not compare to the past three weeks in the Extreme Measures Federation. Not because of any title run or anything like that. Because of a kidnapping of Amy Dumas. It has become apparent that the relationship between Chris Jericho and Amy Dumas is much closer than they would ever let on. But being as they are, both of them refused to show their true feelings for each other. No one even thought to bring it up to them, that was until Sierra used it against those very feelings as one of the main reasons to lead her attempt to get Amy Dumas out as Vice President of the Extreme Measures Federation. With that, her relationship with the owner of the Extreme Measures Federation Prez Mike, and the mere fact that the other staff members just did not like Amy Dumas for getting in the way of their plans a lot of the time. Sierra was successful in what she set out to debut this very action brought the wrath of Chris Jericho as he then got himself into the only match he could to try to get Amy's job back was a four on one match. No one thought he could do it, but with a performance that might go down in the history books, Jericho out lasted all four wrestlers and would have won the whole thing had it not been for Tazz. But unphased, Jericho proved that he was the rightful winner of the match to the courts and was able to get a one on one match with Randy Orton. Though not wanting to be in a win nothing, and lose everything situation. Orton added that Jericho's career had to be on the line too as Unleashed. But when Unleashed was said and done, Chris Jericho would not be stopped in his quest to get Amy's job back, and was successful after doing what many considered a tribute to Amy Dumas nailing Amy's Lita Sault to gain the victory, and giving Amy her job back. It seemed like everything was finally over, that no longer would Jericho and Amy have to worry about their personal lives mocked by Sierra. Jericho could rest from the battles he fought for Amy, because they had taken a heavy toll on him...how wrong they were. This is because of a man that came into the Extreme Measures Federation as Unleashed named Gene Snitsky. Snitsky who came into the EMF for one thing, one thing unparticular. What that one thing was, he would not tell anyone. The next few weeks while Jericho was fighting to get his match with Orton, people were questioning just what Snitsky was after. After Unleashed, bitter after losing. Sierra in a last ditch effort to get some payback for ruining her plans it was to send her hired thug Tazz to gain revenge. Then in the course of the match we found out exactly what Gene Snitsky had come to the Extreme Measures Federation. It was not a title, not money, but it turned out what he was after was Amy Dumas. As while Jericho was about to put Tazz away, Snitsky surprising and over powering Amy. Picked her up, and ran away with her. Jericho did all he could to try to stop Snitsky, but due to Tazz slowing him down, some sort of powder to the face and a leg injury. He could not stop Snitsky. In the past few weeks it would seem that Amy's kidnapping has sent Jericho off the edge, as he's been seemly emotional tortured thanks to Snitsky kidnapping Amy. It would seem that if they weren't out before, then most people would say that Jericho's true feelings for Amy Dumas has been shown. But regardless of that, he's been searching day and night, endlessly for answers on where to go and how to save Amy from her kidnapper, Gene Snitsky. Not wanting the chaos of a mad man like that, Prez Mike banned Jericho from the arena to question any EMF superstar that might have had a hand in the kidnapping, or at least known about it. Sending Adrian Monk to find the exact location of the Vice President of the Extreme Measures Federation. Seeing that Jericho was banned, Snitsky's pride got the best of him as the kidnapping was not enough and he sent someone to cost Dude Nick the IC championship. Though it would seem that either Jericho was tipped off about this, or Jericho knew that Snitsky couldn't resist as he disguised himself as ref. Earl Hebner and waited for Snitsky to make his move. When it happened, Jericho revealed himself and then went after the masked man that Snitsky had sent. It was soon discovered that the masked man was Jericho and Amy's hated rival in the RWA, Jeff Hardy. Hardy after some talking gave him a tip that might lead Jericho to the where abouts of his....well..you decide, Amy Dumas. Jericho will do anything, go anywhere to get Amy back, even go to the one place where most professional wrestlers hate...the INTERNET..*dramatic music* DUM, DUM, DUMMMMMMM

[::body of RP::]

A scene takes place in an undisclosed location. It is very dim and dark and a shadow is seen with a light coming from his palm as he holds it to his head. In the distance he watches the replay of a past Shockwave show as he talks. Voices from the TV are overheard. The figure laughs in an evil manner.

SNITSKY: (Dials a cell phone) Things are working out just as I planned. Jericho is taking the bait. Hardy was the perfect investment for this little venture don't you agree?

(The voice is muffled on the phone so no responses are overheard by the camera)

SNITSKY: Ha! I knew you would. The money was well worth the fact I got two jobs done at once. It really put a smile on my face when I saw Dude Nick lose the title match. That will teach him to mess with Gene Snitsky. Hardy did better than I thought he would too, despite the fact Jericho got involved. Now that Dude Nick got the ass kicking he deserved, and is finally out of my hair, it's time for the next stage of the plan. We reel Jericho in. Just so he doesn't get the clear advantage, we bring him to us. Then it's up to you man, you can do your worst, let out some of that aggression you've had building up for a long time. Hardy was expendable, but you… You are the point man in this little arrangement. You take Jericho out before he even makes a move on me, or Amy. Actually now that I think about it the only one who will be putting the moves on Amy is yours truly.

Chains rattle and a struggling sound is heard. Snitsky turns to the side

SNITSKY: Keep it down! I'm on the damn phone!

AMY: Go to HELL!

SNITSKY: Careful what you say Amy, because your coming with me wherever I go!

AMY: (screams in hatred) AAAHHH!

SNITSKY: (back on the phone) Yeah, sorry about that…sometimes she never shuts up. Once we take care of her little friend though she won't be so mouthy. I'm logging on soon; if I know Jericho… and I do…..He'll be online before we know it. I'll lay the ground work, and then the beginning of Jericho's end will begin to approach. You know what you're supposed to do right? …….OK great! I'll meet you where we planned, we'll set things up, and then it's all you man. Alright…later *beep*

Snitsky sets the cell phone in his belt clip

SNITSKY: Once you fail Jericho…It won't be my fault HAHAHA!

(We fade to black, then we go into the training school of Chris Benoit, Benoit is on the phone talking to someone.)

BENOIT: Are you sure everything’s ok?... you have to what? You can't be serious Jericho. Chris wait before you hang up...Just... just....just let me...*click* DAMNIT! *slams phone down* What the hell is going on with that guy? Must be really having a bad week or something. Guess I don't blame him for not showing up.



(We go into a hotel room around where the EMF is holding Payback, the room is somewhat dark. With only a few small lights on, and the light coming from a lab top. As Chris Jericho puts down the phone, it’s obvious that he was the one that was just talking to Benoit. Jericho then goes over to the lab top, and then starts surfing around the internet. Off to the side a picture of him, he looks to it; it’s a picture of him and Amy..obviously together, and happy. Jericho kind of smiles on that, then seemly going into a chat that he thought might be what Jeff Hardy was talking about…here is what is happening in that chat.)

(OOC-We have permission to use Carlito, the characters other than a few of them are just there to add some funny stuff. So if there are character right getting in the way. Then consider them rip offs of the real characters, such as instead of Bradshaw it's Brandshaw..so on, so on.)

FozzyY2J enters the room

FozzyY2J: Hey everyone, I want to know if anyone in here would have information about the kidnapping and where abouts of Amy Dumas?

Dontstealmyhat: No I do not know where your girlfriend is at Jericho, the more important issue is, have you seen my image Consultant?

ItsNotMyAOL enters the room

ItsNotMyAOL: Guess who?

FozzyY2J: Who the hell are you ass clown, I got more important things to do..like search for information out of this chat room about Amy.

ItsNotMyAOL: Maybe Amy is closer than you think

FozzyY2J:.............*comes back after a few moments* I searched the whole house, and didn't find her...so what you mean by that?

ItsNotMyAOL: The internet is a great way to bring people from far away places right into your own home

FozzyY2J: I still don't follow

ItsNotMyAOL: Well Amy certainly followed me, in fact she's right here

FozzyY2J: This better not be a fucking joke....Snitsky, you son of bitch let her go!

ItsNotMyAOL: LMAO! Well it ain’t you're aunt prudence buck-o!

DontStealMyHat: Don't call me Buck-o, I hate being called that

ItsNotMyAOL: Only hat you need is one for the ladies, your a dirty texan

DontStealMyHat: Hey, I'm a great American, where were you when we went over to Iraq in the WWE? No where to be found, I was there in a warzone; so that the troops could quietly chant my name

FozzyY2J: hahahaha, you see me laughing....I don't care about mind games, all I care about is you letting her go, safe and unharmed. Now do it, because if you don't you'll find out why I'm known as the "Slayer of Careers"

ItsNotMyAOL: I didn't go because I wasn't going to be a doofus and wear a radioactive suit to the ring buck-o!

DontStealMyHat: Quiet all of you, because if you are listening...they are chanting my name...J.........B.......L......J....B......L

IDontSuck: Stop stealing my catchphrases Snitsky, and Hey Buck-o... everyone knows no one was chanting your name, besides who could hear it over all the cheers for this gold medalist?

ItsNotMyAOL: Slayer of careers jericho? c'mon be original you blonde canadian ditz, besides, women love a guy with a nice goatee

FozzyY2J: Even if that's true for Amy, I'll remember to grow mine back when Amy's the hell away from you

FozzyY2J: But anyways, you know if you are laughing at my name, then why don't you call up a few legends named Triple H and the Godfather (in the RWA, he was like their X-Cold) and see how much of a joke it is!

FozzyY2J: You better not touch her either

FozzyY2J: Because I swear to god, I'll rip off your arms

ItsNotMyAOL: Maybe I have already...I think she liked it too...or maybe I haven't, you may never know lol!

FozzyY2J: Shut up Snitsky, you lying bastard. I kill your ass when I find you

ItsNotMyAOL: Waah waah waah...your starting to sound like the crying babies i punt on the weekends. Go home to yo momma crybaby

ItsAlwaysCool: hey amigos you wanna sign carlito's online petition?

DontStealMyHat: Sure, I'll sign your petition, it will add more creditibility to the fact you got the support greatest WWE champion in history

MavenToughEnough: If I was against Snitsky, I would have beat him

ItsNotMyAOL: GO TO HELL MAVEN! Shelton Benjamin already raped you in the ring, theres no way I'm threatened by you

FozzyY2J: I don't give a crap what I sound like, you kidnapped someone close to me and I want her released. I will stop at nothing Snitsky, you hear me NOTHING

ItsAlwaysCool: Thanks JBL, I always knew you were cool. And anyone whos Cool by Carlito is the real deal

NotaCLB: oh man...why doesn't he just admit it, damn it

ItsNotMyAOL: Release her? Now why would I wanna do a silly thing like that? She’s great company

OntheEdge: ITS ALL YOUR FAULT! ALL OF YOU! ALL OF YOU DAMNIT...DAMN YOU HBK!

IDontSuck: Who pissed in your wheaties edge?

FozzyY2J: You kidnapped her! You got an issue with me, then why don't you deal with me, but leave Amy out of this.

DontStealMyHat: Maybe he realized that Godzilla ate his pizza

IDontSuck:….shut up…BUCK-O

DontStealMyHat: DAMN IT! WHAT DID I TELL YOU…that name makes me angry!

IDontSuck: I know, that's why I keep saying it...duurrr! And by the way Godzilla doesn't eat pizza! Ninja Turtles do!

DontStealMyHat: You never talked to Godzilla have you? No, because your afraid, like those stupid Japanese people, with their camera's. I have stared the monster in the eye, because I'm the greatest WWE champion of all time *punches Godzilla*

OntheEdge: ITS ALL HIS FAULT! DONT LISTEN TO HIM SNITSKY!

ItsNotMyAOL: You're probably right edge, you make alot of sense

notaCLB: *chanting*....Jericho loves Amy...Jericho loves Amy...Jericho loves Amy...though Snitsky, if you need to make a get away. You could always distract Jericho with a coin...though it may not work this time....being what you kidnapped and all

FozzyY2J: shut up CLB

notaCLB: DAMN IT, I'M NOT A CLB...I'm Captain Charmisa damn it!!

ItsNotMyAOL: Hey Christian word is you have a crush on Amy, I can lend you her on the weekends if ya want?

notaCLB: That could have been my WWE version, stupid Other World theory huh?

FozzyY2J: You're a dead man Snitsky, DEAD, you hear me

ItsNotMyAOL: Not if I bury you first JERICHO!

FozzyY2J: Try it, I swear to god you'll find the only one that will be buried is you

FozzyY2J: You have no idea of what you have coming at you, do you Snitsky? Triple H doubted me, where is he now..he's in a retirement home.

FozzyY2J: and that was for something less serious than what you did Snitsky, what the hell do you think I'm going to do you? Huh, jackass!! I'll say it again...LET HER GO

ItsNotMyAOL: Oh I don't doubt you Jericho, I know what you are capable of, but your stupidity and lovesick attitude is what cancels that out...I've played you like a fiddle so far...damn I'm good.

RKOHARDCORE: I know that for a fact

RKOHARDCORE: HARDCORE

FozzyY2J: Look, Snitsky, all I care about is getting Amy back. I don’t care of who can beat the hell out of who, I just want her back. I will give you a way out of it, I don't care whatever you want...you can have. But I just want Amy back, that's all.

ItsNotMyAOL: Forget it Jericho, you can't buy me, and you can't convince me. I've already got what I want and she’s staying with me. You'll never change my mind no matter how hard you try

FozzyY2J: You know, I didn't want to do this. But for Amy I think you have seen at Unleashed I would do anything, so any case this is it. Snitsky I was looking around, and I got some information about you. Now I know you know about it, and I know that you don't want anyone to know about it. If you don't give me back Amy, I will make it public!

ItsNotMyAol: DONT YOU DARE JERICHO!

FozzyY2J: Just watch me ass clown, if it's so important to you, then give me back what's so important to me.

JUSTANOTHERVICTIM:Oh man...I need to e-mail this conv. to Sierra

GoodToBeKing: Aw man, I wanted to hear if Snitsky saw her puppies or not

FozzyY2J:.............

FozzyY2J: Shut up King, what's the answer Snitsky?

ItsNotMyAOL: Ok heres the deal...a match will be made...if you win you get her...and if not, I get that information you got

BigRedMachine: Aw you learned well Snitsky....but you...are not...a jedi yet...I mean, your not like me yet

ItsNotMyAOL: Shut up Kane, big red dumbass

FozzyY2J: Just tell me when, and where ass clown and I’ll be there

ItsNotMyAOL: One last thing, I make the stipulation of the match....no holds barred, no ring, no arena, you come HERE! I’ll e-mail you the location!

FozzyY2J: If that's your terms, then fine...like I said Snitsky, I will stop at nothing. I will not lose, I will beat you in your own home, I don't CARE.

ItsNotMyAOL: We'll see who beats who...oh.....have I ever told you good Amy smells? I just got a good whiff of her hair and I'm melting as we speak lol

FozzyY2J: You're a dead man Snitsky

ItsNotMyAOL: Hahaha! suuure!

notaCLB: I almost feel sorry for Snitsky....oh man, you are totally dead

IDontSuck: way to go snitsky, you totally have it in the bag, but I gotta tell ya, Amy still aint no gold medal

DontStealMyHat: Oh I disagree, Snitsky like me is a great American and will rid the world of the evil Canadians

OntheEdge: DAMNIT CHRISTIAN ITS YOUR FAULT WERE CANADIANS! WHY GOD WHYYYYYY!

notaCLB: Hey it's not my fault...if that's anyone's fault that's our parents

notaCLB: Who by the way...are only proud of you, WHAT ABOUT ME DAMN IT *about to go crazy himself*

notaCLB: NEVER ABOUT ME, ALWAYS ABOUT EDGE!!

DDPBANG: Calm down Christian, it's not a bad thing...it's a good thing

OntheEdge: Shut up you little retard, if it wasn’t for you I would of won a world title by now

notaCLB: You're right, I didn't need my parents anyways

notaCLB: Oh sure you would Edge, sure you would....

4RealBenoit enters the room

4RealBenoit: Whats this all aboot? Can't you people get along?

notaCLB: Man, Chris Benoit is alive?

4RealBenoit: Oh course I am...I'm recovering at home and running my school, I've been busy

FozzyY2J: Oh great...this is just what I need right now..

4RealBenoit: There you are Chris, thought I'd might find you in a place like this

FozzyY2J: Yeah, yeah Benoit. I got some problems lately.

notaCLB: does he ever

FozzyY2J: Shut the hell up CLB

4RealBenoit: So I've seen, Shockwave has been kinda scary lately for you and Amy

FozzyY2J: understatement of the year Benoit

4RealBenoit: I don't doubt that

DontStealmyHat: This chat has become Canadian chat all a sudden

4RealBenoit: Not like you can do anything about it JBL

DontStealmyHat: If there was any justice in the world, this chat would be destroyed right now!! It must be Teddy Long's fault

4RealBenoit: I avoid Politics whenever I can, I wrestle, plain and simple

RKOHARDCORE: That's exactly why you go no where Benoit

4RealBenoit: I'd like to see you go best of 3 with anyone in EMF...lets see how much of a legend killer you are then

RKOHARDCORE: Let's see...I just did two matches with Jericho here...were 1 to 1. Want to do a third Jericho?

FozzyY2J: I got my mind on more important things right now jackass

4RealBenoit: Yeah you want Jericho at his best, thats when things get interesting

FozzyY2J: haha, I couldn't care whether Snitsky's at 50% 30%, or whatever. I got to do exactly what I told you over the phone, and that's kill someone

notaCLB: Man he's lost it...

4RealBenoit: Jericho, if you don't mind me saying, I don't think you should do this alone, I should be there to back you up just in case

Theproblemsolver enters the room

Theproblemsolver: Christian, can I be in the EMF?

notaCLB: NO! GET OUT!! YOU'RE NOT IN THIS LEAGUE!!

Theproblemsolver: :'-(

Theproblemsolver leaves the room

FozzyY2J: Back up? Yeah that would be nice and all, but I may be risking something happening to Amy if I do this. No, I gotta do this alone...in fact I just got the e-mail where to go. I'm not going to let that son of bitch with Amy for another minute, I'll be back with Amy and dragging Snitsky's dead body

FozzyY2J leaves the room

4RealBenoit: Man, I swear...sometimes hes such a hard ass...but then again can't say I'm that easy to talk to either in times where I'm dead set on getting something done.

Idontsuck: Like the time I won the gold metal with a broken freakin' neck

Idontsuck: Only...less so, because it's you Benoit

Benoit4Real: Angle....GET OVER IT! A good bunch of us have wrestled with broken necks.

Idontsuck: Oh sure, I like to see you win the gold medal with a broken neck. But then again Benoit, you’re not good enough to start

Benoit4Real: Angle, you are pitiful, you are lucky I don't tell people the truth about the medals you wear, how they are made of chocolate and tin foil and not even the real ones you won. You pawned those years ago

Dontstealmyhat: You gonna take that Kurt, he insulted you. Join along with Snitsky and getting rid of the evil Canadians

Idontsuck: Of course I'm not gonna take it BUCK-O. But come on, really how many gold medalist come from Canada anyways

Idontsuck: Which means, their not my league

4RealBenoit: Angle, haven't you learned your lesson, you know for a fact I can go the distance with you and then some!

notaCLB: Jericho wouldn't take the bet, but anyone want to bet for a Canadian dollar..that is..that Jericho finally admits to Amy after this thing with Snitsky is over...

Idontsuck: I was taking it easy on you

4RealBenoit: Angle, after 90 percent of our matches were over you had to be dragged to the hospital, don't tell me you were taking it easy on me, if you were that’s very embarrassing for you

Idontsuck: Well...um...I was faking it to make you feel better

4RealBenoit: I dunno if it's just me, but I keep thinking Snitsky is hiding something. There is more to this...nah probably just my imagination...anyway I'm gonna log off, later

4RealBenoit leaves the room

*We go to a few days later, before the Snitsky and Jericho encounter as Payback is going on in Memphis, TN. We go into the undisclosed location that Gene Snitsky has been holding the Vice President of the Extreme Measures Federation Amy Dumas. *

SNITSKY: (Looks at his watch) Jericho should be here any minute now. And it looks like everything is going as I hoped it would.

*Snitsky picks up a steel pipe and taps on a cage*

SNITSKY: Are you ready?

*A shadowy figure cloaked in darkness looks at Snitsky from inside the cage*

???: Oh you bet I am!

SNITSKY: And you know what to do right?

???: Yeah….

SNITSKY: Are you going to play nice if I let you out?

???: NOOOO!

SNITSKY: Good, that's the answer I wanted to hear.

Snitsky unlocks the cage, but does not open the door.

SNITSKY: Just wait for my signal.

???: GOT IT!…. (Grunts and paces in the cage)

*Snitsky turns his attention to Amy*

SNITSKY: Looks like Jericho is joining us shortly. (Lightly strokes her stomach with the steel pipe as he speaks) There's no doubt in my mind that after tonight…you’re going to be mine forever. Get used to it, because I've really enjoyed this days we've been spending together. In fact, I'd consider us a real couple by now. Amy…face it, you are my GIRLFRIEND!

.::Amy Dumas::.-IN YOUR DREAMS!!! *Amy almost grins, then says to Snitsky* He's coming!...I knew he would! Jericho's going to kick your ass, and get me out of this hell hole.

*Snitsky starts shaking in anger then chucks the steel pipe against the wall and it nears Amy head*

SNITSKY: YOU SHUT THE HELL UP! Tonight my dreams are coming true! And when he does get here he'll wish he never did. He's not prepared for what I have in store for him.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Oh did that make you angry? GOOD! Because I know Jericho better than anyone, he's going to have no mercy on you Snitsky. But then again, *mocking Snitsky* it won't be his fault... *end mocking*

SNITSKY: Hey, that's copyright infringement you whore! Damnit! Now you've really done it...you wanna talk about no mercy? You keep pissing me off and I swear he won’t live by the end of tonight.

(Amy doesn't say anything, obviously very worried and scared for Jericho. But not wanting to show weakness, Amy tries to hide it.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Only one that won't be living at the end of the night is YOU!

SNITSKY: Oh don't worry I'm gonna live alright. In fact once Jericho's carcass is swept up I'll be going all night with you *evil smile*

(Snitsky is getting close to Amy, Amy so angry and upset she kicks him as hard as she can right into the balls)

*Sniksky starts to buckle but bares the pain and starts to shake*

SNITSKY: ARGH! *breathes heavy* oh....your good...save some of that for the bedroom

(Amy rolls her eyes)

.::Amy Dumas::.-You disgusting pig...you're such a pervert!!

???: Hey man, I think I hear him coming...

SNITSKY: Ok, get ready....

.::Amy Dumas::.-JERICHO! IN HERE! HE'S IN HERE! HEEEELLLP!



(Snitsky gets ready; suddenly Jericho appears from the entrances. Blinded by rage, charges in and starts hammering Snitsky with fists. Then suddenly Amy screams, and tries to warn Jericho about something. But can’t turn around in time, before getting nailed from behind from him..the person that Snitsky was talking to before is...



…HEIDENREICH, Amy yells in horror as Snitsky and Heidenreich stomp the downed Jericho, who’s trying to get up, but can’t through the stomps. Suddenly the EMF camera loses the feed temporarily, and we go to snow for a few moments…

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