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| presents: DONT TRY THIS AT HOME! PART 1: THE FROST LICK! You know who I am and you know I am a stupid fuck so now thats over with on to todays fun filled stupidness. Ever touched frost? If you have you will notice it will rip your skin off and its not very nice!. After watching dumb and dumber I decided to see what all this frost licking nonsense is all about so I went to the freezer down stairs |
| Yup inside of a freezer you find the stuff that drives starving children wild...FOOD! but however this food is very cold as is the freezer. I found some nice sticky frost that was very cold, so cold in fact that it froze a naked flame! So now I must test the frosts goodness by licking it! |
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| Oh dear my tongue got stuck and the coldness was very cold! I tried to pull away but the frost had dug its evil claws into my good self. Ever had an older sibling like pick on you and put wrestling holds on you in which your 7 yr old body had no escape? Well its kind of like one of them moments however the freezer isnt spitting on me or calling a me smelly so hey maybe he is a bit of a stand up guy? I drew my head back in a flash and heard a sound which reminded me of paper ripping... |
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| OUCH!!!! I cannot describe the horribleness...like a lump of my tongue is now part of my freezer!! The thing would not stop bleeding and hurt like fuck! |
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| Hopefully my mum will understand when I tell her why there is a lump of human flesh(tongue to be precise) in the top shelf of the freezer among the food products. Now frost licking is an over rated experiance unlike diving out of a plane into some stinging nettles which has a certain "RUSH" to it "DUDE" frost licking is a low octane bloodsport which hurts and doesent stop bleeding for fucking hours! The pic below was taken 4 hours later that day and the cut was still bleeding it finnaly stopped after six hours and has completely healed now (wierd). |
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| SO KIDS DONT FUCKING DO THAT SHIT! NEXT WEEK: METAL IN THE MICROWAVE!!! |