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Hi! My name is Baby Know-it-all and I give advice to the residents of Genoa City.  They write in to me about their many problems.  Of course, they don't listen to me but I always give them my opinion about what I think they should do.  Well read on!   
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Featured Dilemmas for Nov. 26, 2000:
My wife doesn't want to have a baby!
Should I get revenge on the tramp?
Dear Baby Know-it-all,

I'm so angry.  My wife lied to me for months and just told me a while ago that she doesn't want to have a baby.  My mother and I really wanted a baby and are very upset.  I don't know if our marriage can survive without my wife giving me a baby.  My wife, Christine, wanted to go on a cruise to work out our problems but I said no.  I want her to spend all of Christmas with my mother.  It'll be just the 3 of us and it will be so good for our marriage.  My wife just told me that she wants to take a law case in Japan and wants me to come with her.  This ruins all my mother's plan to brainwash Chris into giving my a baby and her a grandchild.  What do I do?

Sincerely,
Paul Williams,
in Genoa City.
Dear Baby-Know-it-all,

My husband and I are having marriage problems.  He is only staying with me until I get better from my mental problems.  I said that I agree with him but I lied.  I want him back but I do not know how to get him out of the tramp's (Victoria's) hands.  This nice guy from Crimson Lights has told me to get revenge on Victoria and gave me a plan to get my husband back.  Should I do it?   

Sincerely,
Tricia McNeil,
in Genoa City.
Dear Boo Hoo McNeil,

I really do not like you and I think Ryan should divorce you since you brought these problems all on yourself.  The advice I'm about to give you is not morally correct and I would never do it but since Y&R has been a little slow lately, I think you should get revenge on Victoria.  It would definately teach Victoria a lesson not to mess with you and It's much more fun watching you go crazy instead of you whining and crying.  I really like watching you go psycho and it would spice up Y&R a lot. 
*Advice to writers: Don't mess this storyline up like you've messed up others.  Extra advice: That nice guy at Crimson Lights is really Matt Clark and he raped you the other night.  You just might want to keep your distance from him.  By the way, tell him that he better get his revenge plan in motion and it better not suck.

Lots of attitude,
Baby Know-it-all.
Dear Clueless,

Why don't you and your mother just shut up about the baby.  I know you two really want a baby but you can't force her to have a baby.  It takes two to have a baby and if you want a baby that much, why don't you and your mother go help out at charities and shelters for children who are not as fortunate as you. 
My advice: Suck it up and deal with it.  Go to Japan with your wife so you can get away from your controlling mother and work on your marriage.  Stop blaming Michael Baldwin because if anything, you and your mother have alienated Chris out of wanting a baby with your constant whining for a child.
         
Lots of attitude,
Baby Know-it-all.