Fashion Queen's "Look at Y&R: What WERE They Thinking?"

Welcome, fellow Y & R lovers!  In case you didn't know, the gorgeously outfitted, perfectly accessorized, and totally charming blonde femme fatale on your far left would be me, the one & only Fashion Queen of Genoa City.  I have a passion for fashion and never let a fashion violation go unknown.  Read on to learn the fashion gems & faux pas of my favorite soap, from hair to shoes.  Oh, and pay special attention to my infamous trademark Queenie Tips ("Q-Tips") to help the Genao City residents clean up their acts.

Last Updated:

July 14th, 2000

         Let's begin our review with the recently "climatic" Olivia storyline.  What IS with Olivia lately?  Did she get her hair cut by a weed wacker?  She's always got a bandana or a cloth on her head.  Q-Tip #1: Bandanas can be flattering, but not when they are plastered on your head by a ring of sweat. I know she's hot because she's sick, but do the doctors THINK the bandana cutting off the blood flow to her head is good for her???  And BTW, Olivia is sooo slow talking to Nathan, I think I saw a turtle pass her on the way to heaven.  If heaven's a boiler room, I don't want to go there.  Oh, and the way Malcom's dressed sometimes, I'm actually glad he's been wearing the blue hospital outfit all week.
           

Bad!

Much, MUCH WORSE!

Q-Tip #2: Hair up one day and down the next, does not suit ANYONE when it falls into your scowling face making you appear to be a miniture grease-monkey.

In my favorite storyline, Raul has got to win the worst fashion sense of the week,  Q-Tip #2: Hair up one day and down the next, does not suit ANYONE when it falls into your scowling face making you appear to be a miniture grease-monkey. Please spend atleast a couple of minutes grooming yourself each morning if you wake up on the side of a tornado.  This tip could also be helpful if your "girlfriend" you declare your love to does not seem to be responding back to you as you attempt to grope her.  The terrible hair, dingy clothes, and scowl/evil looks you have been sporting recently are creating a self-destructive trio that is ruining your nice-guy image.  As for Billy, as much as I love you, those calf-length pants are definetly not the way to go.  Q-Tip #3: If you are male, please be sure not to buy capri pants from the Girls' section of your local department store. Mac portrayed some style, however the peasent-style shirts only seem to suit girls named Megan Dennison-Viscardi.  Britt, I must actually compliment your conservativeness this week, even if you do constantly throw yourself at MY boyfriend Billy.

Sorry fans but thats all for this week!  Check back soon as I'm sure to post many more Q-Tips!  Please do not take these tips too personally, my column is not meant to make anyone feel bad but to enlighten the fashion-impaired.

Special thanks to our friend GLENNBOY for his pictures of Raul Noname!!!

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