My Top Secret File
By Paul Williams
Cases to Solve
Why does Mac never smile?
What is wrong with Ryan's hair?
Why does Brock always wear the same pair of jeans?
Why does my mother meddle so much?
Why would anyone want Victor's sperm?
Why do all of Olivia's patients die?
How can Victor consume so much water everyday?
Why does Victor call Nick "my boy" and Victoria "my darling"?
Why is Cassie smarter than Nick and Sharon?
Why is Diane so desperate and pathetic?
Why can't Noah walk and talk yet?
Why does Victor only have black clothes?
Why does Neil kiss Victor's butt so much?
Why does Cassie enjoy watching her parents make out?
Why do I always tell Lynne to "hold down the fort"?
Why does my mom always bring me spare ribs and sauerkraut?
Why can't Marissa get a better job and boss (Diane)?
How can Gina make a living when no one pays the check at her restaurant?
Why is Connie never at her desk?
Why does everyone in Genoa City talk to their family pictures?
Why does every number in Genoa City start with 555?
Why can't Ashley just buy new reading glasses instead of using those ugly ones?
How come Billy Abbott is older than Phillip Chancellor when Phillip was born years before?
Why does Tomas call Nina, his girlfriend, Nina Webster?
How come Olivia's license to practice medicine hasn't been revoked yet?
Why do all the woman in Genoa City constantly throw themselves at Victor?
Why does my wife always save the day?
Why is Raul so hopelessly in love with Mackenzie?
Why does Jill always think that everyone has a plan to get her?
Why is Victor always planning revenge?
Why does Jack always lose?
Why doesn't Ashley take some lessons on how to use her own chemistry equipment properly?
Why is everyone in Genoa City so stupid? 
Why can't I solve a case by myself???

Cases Y&R Fans Have Solved for me
Contributed by Valerie D.:
Why do I always want a kid?
Maybe I should call my own daughter, Heather, in New York and ask her to come spend some time with me in G.C.
How come Billy Abbott is older than Phillip Chancellor when Phillip was born years before?
I think they grow up faster in New York than in Genoa City.

Contributed by Rita D.:
Why does Mac never smile?
She's always catching Billy with Brittany, Jill is always messing
around with her, so why should she be happy??

Why does Brock always wear the same pair of jeans?
Maybe because he's poor or he just has a lot of the same type of
jeans.

Why do all of Olivia's patients die?
They all die,because Olivia isn't a good doctor.  Or maybe she's just a murderer in doctor's uniform.
Why is Diane so desperate and pathetic?
She's desperate and pathetic because nobody likes her,and she tries hard to fit in and be liked.
Why does Victor only have black clothes?
He's gothic, that's why.
Why does Cassie enjoy watching her parents make out?
Because she's a pervert.
Why does everyone in Genoa City talk to their family pictures?
They talk to their family pictures because they're crazy.

Cases Y&R Characters Have Solved for me
All the cases I've ever been paid to solve myself.

Cases I've Solved by Myself
None

If you know any cases that Paul forgot to mention or cases you have solved for him, e-mail us @ the_yrwa@hotmail.com